>be me >in bookstore >put the Bible in the fiction section

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Anonymous Mon Aug 3 09:42:02 2020 No.16035665 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>in bookstore
>put the Bible in the fiction section

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 09:45:08 2020 No.16035683 File: 104 KB, 1080x1266, 1588651474848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16035665 >be me >in bookstore >put the muslim book in the trash

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 09:49:27 2020 No.16035711 >be me in bookstore >coom

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 09:51:28 2020 No.16035720 File: 6 KB, 300x168, hesjustlikeme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be me >in bookstore >coom

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 09:56:42 2020 No.16035758 File: 17 KB, 353x388, cac.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16035665 >be you >walk outside >get shot >go to hell for all eternity

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 09:56:44 2020 No.16035759 File: 59 KB, 337x233, EWVcgGhX0AAb10k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be me >in bookstore >put Heidegger in the fiction section

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 09:57:46 2020 No.16035763 >>16035759 Absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 09:59:26 2020 No.16035777 File: 81 KB, 470x595, devilish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be me >in bookstore >put lolita in the manga section

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:00:47 2020 No.16035784 >>16035665 >be me >in bookstore >walk out because books are for faggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:07:50 2020 No.16035820 >be me >in bookstore >put Michael Lewis and Malcolm Gladwell books in the midwit section

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:09:32 2020 No.16035829 File: 99 KB, 1000x925, 6d2fe83437ef38f733d3974110dc8880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16035665 >be me >in bookstore >put capital in the fiction section

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:11:04 2020 No.16035844 File: 271 KB, 715x895, 1596340536651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be in bookstore >put Deleuze & Guattari in the trash

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:11:23 2020 No.16035846 File: 84 KB, 147x170, 1586644073614.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16035665 >be me >in bookstore >put Houellebecq in the religious section

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:14:01 2020 No.16035865 File: 173 KB, 960x912, 1576044412009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >me me >bok

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:14:14 2020 No.16035867 File: 134 KB, 1024x1010, 1594815567962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be in bookstore >see Delueze in trash >put it back in display

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:15:39 2020 No.16035875 File: 213 KB, 1080x1082, maupsesfcrl11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16035665 >be OP >put Bible in the fiction section >makes Facebook post >not enough attention >makes a /lit/ thread with the green frog in a suit Based indeed

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:15:44 2020 No.16035876 >>16035867 very comfy

Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:16:15 2020 No.16035881
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>be me
>in book store
>destroy anything for sale that is not a book
>little bobbles, comics, music disks, the entiretly of the little coffee stand, the thank you cards, the “adult” toy aile, the toy aile, all of it
>leave

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:16:37 2020 No.16035885 File: 9 KB, 225x225, devilish2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be me >in bookstore >put socrates in the sophists section

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:16:57 2020 No.16035888 File: 423 KB, 946x1080, herrwagner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be me >go to music store >put Mendelssohn and Meyerbeer in the trash

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:18:48 2020 No.16035900 >be me >in bookstore >find book I want >download pdf on phone and walk out

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:18:56 2020 No.16035903 File: 921 KB, 1080x1266, 1596071222668.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16035867 >be in bookstore >burn Deleuze books >beat the shit out of you

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:23:30 2020 No.16035932 >>16035903 >be in bookstore >see burnt Deleuze books >share pdf's of Deleuze with all of my friends

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:23:45 2020 No.16035937 >>16035665 My friend got banned from a Barnes and Noble for doing this

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 12:01:41 2020 No.16036565 File: 41 KB, 640x640, 1543998235530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be me >in bookstore >put Battlefield Earth in non-fiction section

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 12:09:48 2020 No.16036612 File: 168 KB, 1245x1075, akarin sad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16035777 >>manga section >be me >in bookstre >there is no manga section

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 12:11:33 2020 No.16036622 >>16036612 They have them just shit normie stuff w big western comic section

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 12:26:08 2020 No.16036706 >>16035665 >be me >in bookstore >smuggle in copies of "The Synthesis of the Objective and the Subjective: Writing the future of modern philosophy" and place them on the shelf in the Must read Philosphy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 12:32:59 2020 No.16036761 >>16036706 doing God's work there mah nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 12:33:26 2020 No.16036765 >>16035665 >be me >never been in a bookstore in my life >make a thread larping that I read and post it on the literature board of a Malaysian ping pong forum

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 12:34:03 2020 No.16036768 >>16035665 The absolute MADMAN

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 12:35:54 2020 No.16036779 File: 22 KB, 300x250, YKuWMmo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be me >in bookstore >ignore books and order a coffee at the integrated coffee shop >drink coffee while browsing phone >leave

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 12:45:52 2020 No.16036835 File: 26 KB, 400x388, DtEo0sCW0AEqOJb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be me >walk into bookstore with raging erection >pick up Blood Meridian and hide behind the curtains

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 12:47:58 2020 No.16036852 >>16035888 >look like a chad >be a chad >make chad music How did he do it bros

Anonymous Mon Aug 3 12:55:48 2020 No.16036929
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>be me
>in bookstore
>bookstore has a clearence on old items including a number of MG and HG Gundpla sets.
>the latter runs 30 bucks easy on competitive websites
>the former, 80.
>noone knows what gunpla is so every few days price gets slashed and no one picks up.
>wait till they are 15 bucks and 6.50 respectively, any lower and retard moms will buy for kids.
>buy 4 of each
>tfw not really a funny story, but a good buy.
>spend next few weeks building gunpla
why even buy books there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 13:02:12 2020 No.16036975 >be me >go to Bookstore >order coffee from coffeeshop >Take a massive shit in the bathroom,extra stinky >Put all self-help, economy/finance, and relgious books in childrens section >leave

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 13:05:33 2020 No.16037006 File: 174 KB, 898x1236, 1548713421909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16035665 >be me >in book store >put Illiad and the Odyssey in non-fiction history section

Anonymous Mon Aug 3 13:09:02 2020 No.16037033
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>be me
>in bookstore
>bookstore has a clearence on old items including a number of MG and HG Gundpla sets.
>the latter runs 30 bucks easy on competitive websites
>the former, 80.
>noone knows what gunpla is so every few days price gets slashed and no one picks up.
>wait till they are 15 bucks and 6.50 respectively, any lower and retard moms will buy for kids.
>buy 4 of each
>tfw not really a funny story, but a good buy.
>spend next few weeks building gunpla
why even buy books there?

Anonymous Mon Aug 3 13:11:06 2020 No.16037044
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>be me
>in bookstore
>bookstore has a clearence on old items including a number of MG and HG Gundpla sets.
>the latter runs 30 bucks easy on competitive websites
>the former, 80.
>noone knows what gunpla is so every few days price gets slashed and no one picks up.
>wait till they are 15 bucks and 6.50 respectively, any lower and retard moms will buy for kids.
>buy 4 of each
>tfw not really a funny story, but a good buy.
>spend next few weeks building gunpla
why even buy books there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 13:12:04 2020 No.16037051 File: 96 KB, 500x500, 1574603821898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16035903 >be in bookstore >see Foucault books >steal them and burn them

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 13:13:13 2020 No.16037060 >be me >move Plotinus to the non-fiction section

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 13:14:25 2020 No.16037065 >>16035881 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 13:16:10 2020 No.16037073 >>16037006 Very based

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 13:31:35 2020 No.16037156 File: 86 KB, 800x534, Gentlemen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16035665 >be me >in bookstore >burn every book >get arrested >say I did it "to challenge the dominance of logocentric narratives in our patriarchal society" >get released

Anonymous Mon Aug 3 13:50:04 2020 No.16037307
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>>16035665
>be me
>In bookstore
>spend 6 hours reading an entire novel
>clog up an isle
>repulse paying customers and small children with my stench
>finish book
>put it back in a random section
>go home

Anonymous Mon Aug 3 15:12:16 2020 No.16038040
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>>16036612
>be me
>in book store
>notice a funky smell
>'oh, they added a manga section'
>4 dirty teens sitting on the floor reading manga for free
>staff seems okay with this for some reason

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 15:12:39 2020 No.16038046 File: 8 KB, 249x249, 1594442497527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16035665 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 15:14:54 2020 No.16038066 i kinda want to build a gunpla but i think that would be the final coffin nail and i remain a virgin forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 15:15:52 2020 No.16038074 File: 24 KB, 258x245, 354deaa3770912621bb816da070346ab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16037307

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 15:20:44 2020 No.16038107 >>16038040 I did this as a teenager. Smelly manga girls have A1 pussy but you practically have to force them into the shower with a cattle prod before you can fuck em'

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 15:43:48 2020 No.16038256 File: 105 KB, 1000x1000, 1595269578164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16035665 >Go to Library >Find Don't Burn This Book >Burn it

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 15:53:41 2020 No.16038328 File: 13 KB, 209x70, _Grug no read.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16035665 >going to the book store

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 15:59:20 2020 No.16038375 >>16038107 You sound repulsive

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 16:08:46 2020 No.16038460 >>16035885 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 16:09:33 2020 No.16038470 >>16035885 Plato on suicide watch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 16:11:17 2020 No.16038494 File: 103 KB, 379x360, 1531927225298.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be me >in bookstore >put the Bible in the fiction section and post picture on facebook >get zero likes >only comment is my boomer uncle calling me a faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 16:23:58 2020 No.16038620 >>16035665 >be me in book store > replace "economics" marker with fiction

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 16:45:18 2020 No.16038793 >>16038494 based unkill tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 17:04:35 2020 No.16038969 >>16036929 >he's a feddie Yikes! It's not too late to convert and fight for the rights of Spacenoids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 17:07:53 2020 No.16039027 >me bookstore >places Dawkins under New Age/Astrology.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 17:10:16 2020 No.16039054 >>16035665 Don’t forget to put any women’s rights books in there as well

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 17:14:14 2020 No.16039081 i do that but with ellie wiesel books

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 17:15:23 2020 No.16039092 >>16035865 Such a comfy feel to this pic. I miss childhood in the wholesome white 90s lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 17:18:25 2020 No.16039125 File: 13 KB, 247x204, 1594685068825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be me >in bookstore >screech >go to calisthenics park >do muscle ups

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 17:31:24 2020 No.16039277 >be bookstore >go out of business

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 17:33:18 2020 No.16039289 File: 56 KB, 380x532, selfiegrams.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be me >go to bookstore >take pics for social media >leave without buying or reading anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 17:33:24 2020 No.16039290 >>16035881 >be in bookstore >throw my extra hot latte in your face >cartwheel out with my Harry Potter 7 pack

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