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ok lets help each other out writefags.

i have this character that wants to be a free rentboy to middle-aged man because they know where they are they have 'youth' as a thing to be attractive rather than more subjective factors.

where would this character find employment as this. craigslist?

lets bounce sum iddeas

>> No.1603331

You're up early today. Or did you not sleep?

Get the character to hustle on a street corner. Maybe fuck his dad's friend for cash. Maybe walk into a local brothel and show his ass off until the pimp says "Mah bitch"

>> No.1603342

>>1603331
that makes me feel uncomfortable

>> No.1603343

>Get the character to hustle on a street corner. Maybe fuck his dad's friend for cash. Maybe walk into a local brothel and show his ass off until the pimp says "Mah bitch"
these seem to 'soap/dramaish' im going for realistic/boring here.

i havent slept yet.

>> No.1603350

>i have this character
>i have this dillema
FTFY faggot.

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>>1603350
FTFY?

>> No.1603359

ill shit in your thread

>> No.1603388

bump

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i want 2 cut myself

>> No.1603414

At first I thought: Good thread
and then, I realized tybrax never makes good threads.

>> No.1603435
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>>1603414
:(

OK GUYS I WIL BE HONEST HELP ME OUT I WANT TO BE MOLESTED GENTLY /ADV/ JUST MADE FUNOF ME AND THEY ARE ALL ONLY INTERESTED IN RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS THEY ARE FACEBOOK USERS

>> No.1603438

>>1603435

hahahahaha you're so desperate! Sage for being desperate and stinky!

>> No.1603465
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>>1603438
but i shower regularly!

>> No.1603470

>>1603465

You're internal organs are rotting and the stench is wafting through your pooper. Stinky.

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1603482

oh where are my fans now when i need them most!

>> No.1603501
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>>1603482
Sorry, I'm too busy being caressed by a beautiful Asian woman.

>> No.1603502

Writerfags fail. All the good books have been written already, it's impossible to write anything new and good. There is nothing new under the sun.

>> No.1603514

>>1603502
so jaded xD

>> No.1603512

>>1603502
"There's nothing new under the sun."
Ecclesiastes 1:9

Written thousands of years ago. This is before: Dante, Einstein, Napoleon, Joyce, Ghandi, Tolstoy, Donne, the internet, the steam engine, telephony, etc. etc. etc.

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>>1603502
i know. im asking for practical help.

>>1603501
: (

>> No.1603523

>>1603509
I was joking, shut up.

>> No.1603525

>>1603512
Wasn't the steam engine comprised of materials that ALREADY existed? Aren't books just the creation of social forces that will INEVITABLY express themselves in the form of said novel?
There is nothing new under the son, motherfucker

MOTHER FUCKER

>> No.1603531

>>1603512
Did you know Hemingway thought he couldn't write anything new?

>> No.1603544

>>1603531
>>1603525


Listen, faggots. I've already reported this thread. Have you? I'm guessing the answer is "no-fucking-oo."

Eat some shit if you faggots want to whine all day about the idiotic shit that gets posted here but don't want to do anything that is in your power to GET RID OF IT.

>> No.1603550

>>1603544
nice dubs

>> No.1603558

>>1603544
> eating shit
slow down asshole, we haven't even made it to the main course. You see this god damn plate here? DO YOU MOTHERFUCKING SEE THIS PLATE OF EXCLUSIVE SHIT GODDAMNIT I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO SHOVE EVERY LAST DROP OF THIS GOD DAMN SHIT DOWN YOUR GOD DAMN THROAT AND YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A TRANSSEXUAL GO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE SWALLOW THE PISS YOU JIVE MOTHERFUCKER THERE IS ONLY ONE MAN IN THIS TOWN AND GOD DAMNIT IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DRAG YOUR BUTTHURT ASS ALL OVER THE CARPET

umad

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1603572

youre making my thread bad :(

>> No.1603585

>>1603572
fuck off and die pissant, this here is real mans work

>> No.1603591
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1603591

>tybrax makes /lit/ related thread
>anon gets angrier than ever like the man-children they are

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>>1603572
You have done that yourself!

>> No.1603610

my dick is sooooo long

its just fuckin long

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1603585

>> No.1603625

Don't try.

>> No.1603627
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>>1603625
why not?

>> No.1603633

>>1603627
BECAUSE BUKOWSKI SAID SO.