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16032063 No.16032063 [Reply] [Original]

Wow, anon, you sure read a lot of books! Surely you have read enough to write your own book, right?

>> No.16032064

>>16032063
Well spoken my property.

>> No.16032066
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16032066

Yes. Just a few more.

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>>16032066
Butterfly, you didn't respond. Can I cum on your tits?

>> No.16032116

>>16032063
I'll start writing once I read In search of lost time, Don Quixote, Madame Bovary and Shakespeare's tragedies

>> No.16032123

>>16032091
Under no circumstances

>> No.16032129
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I wrote a book, but I'm not showing it to anyone because it's MY book. It's a great book but it's just for me. I might just delete it from my computer. I'm the only one who gets to read my book because it's my unique property.

>> No.16032144

>>16032123
I'm another a guy but I'm curious if you were my aunt and I came to you and told you I was anxious about being inexperienced and I wanted to practice kissing with you would you help me practice or be disgusted?

>> No.16032528

>>16032066
Have any book recs for a lesbian who hates capitalism?

>> No.16032549

>>16032063
Now, that right there is a PogChamp. That's short for PogChampion.

>> No.16032550

>>16032063
Yes, I am Kantbot and my book is almost ready. Pre order now and follow me on patreon

>> No.16032568
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>>16032063
Why did I think reading novels would help me write a film?

>> No.16032613

>>16032568
i can tell that this person used to have a mustache lol

>> No.16032646

>>16032613
It's Isabelle Adjani you fucking idiot

>> No.16032650

>>16032063
I could write my own book but it would be written off as esoteric Hitlerism despite my best efforts to restrict that notion from the audience

>> No.16032660

>>16032129
Truly only autists are capable of childishly undermining the reasons humans do things. They try to copy normal human behavior but just dont understand the causation.

>> No.16032667

>>16032568
You have a good nose, I hope you have a realistic view of reality so that you don't get it broken in a narcissistic flurry at a starbucks. I mean it. Protect that nose.

>> No.16032692

>>16032660
Wow! You're so much better than me. You understand normal human behavior. Wow. That's just amazing. I wish I could understand normal human behavior but I'm just too much of a stupid autistic loser. I should kill myself because I'll never be as good as you. Thank you so much for replying to my post. I'm sure you know more about writing books than me even though you've never written one yourself, you're probably really smart and went to college and understand literature. You're gonna be rich and famous and known to history as a genius author and I'm just gonna be stuck here being an autistic LOSER. FUCK! I'm such an idiot for even thinking I could reply to a great man such as you. I'm sure every word of your novel will be worshipped as true artistic genius and women will be sucking your dick left and right. You'll change the whole world. Be a hero. And I'm just a stupid autistic loser.

>> No.16032712

Sure, but not one that's worth reading.

>> No.16032749

>>16032692
Nah bro I'm an autist too thats how I spotted ya!

What I said was not meant to be harmful, but rather the awareness can be a tool for you.

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>>16032749
Oops, I guess I look like a real fool now. A real idiot. What a ignoramus I was to write a long post like that for no reason. I've got egg on my face. Boy howdy.

>> No.16032802

>>16032692
Please look up "gamma male" and the socio-sexual hierarchy, and begin modifying your behavior

>> No.16032811

>>16032802
I will not be doing any of that gay shit

>> No.16032817

>>16032790
Don't be so hard on yourself just find a way to stop being addicted to anime

>> No.16032874

>>16032528
Wait. You’re a lesbian, or you want a theme of lesbian against capitalism? I can’t think of any for the latter, and the former, I could recommend a bunch of theory