/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.16028275]

>get into an argument with anon
>he longposts about a book I haven't read
>get BTFO because I have no frame of reference
>spend the rest of my time obsessively reading the book
>copy and paste his longpost into Word and over the course of a few weeks pick apart his argument
>make a bait post about the same topic
>rival anon arrives with "here's a based post I made earlier on this"
>wait five minutes
>reply with my pre-written post
>totally BTFO him
>from his POV, his entire argument and worldview have been utterly dismantled in 5 min, like it was nothing.
>he doesn't even reply
>I don't pick up another book for six months
Who else here is based like me?

[Anonymous No.16028296]

Nice man, how large is your penis?

[Anonymous No.16028303]

>>16028296
indeed

[Anonymous No.16028312]

Why read books/write longposts when you can just write short shitposts? Or, even better, post nothing?

[Anonymous No.16028327]

>Start an argument with anon
>have no idea what I'm talking about, start getting BTFO
>Leave the thread, never enter it again
>dont even look at the thread in the archives
>start the very same argument in the future when the chance arises despite making no effort to actually learn about the topic

[Anonymous No.16028340]

>>16028327
The irony is the anon you're arguing with probably in all likelihood just skim read his shit off wikipedia

[Anonymous No.16028345]

>arguing on 4channel
Incel mode

[Anonymous No.16028414]

>get into argument with anon who is clearly more well read than me
>furiously google search and Wikipedia topic
>manage to BTFO him by sheer verbal dexterity and BSing
I call this the Destiny technique

[Anonymous No.16028441]

Lmao

[Anonymous No.16028454]

>>16028275

[Anonymous No.16028459]

>get into an argument with anon
>start getting BTFO'd
>double down even though I'm blatantly wrong while making a new character that agrees with the anon who is winning, calling my first character out for being a retard
It combines the feeling of being right with the glee of trolling

[Anonymous No.16028463]

based

[Anonymous No.16028479]

Insanely based, the feeling of posting that stored up revenge post must have been completely exhilarating

[Anonymous No.16028484]

>>16028459
>inventing a character to help another anon bully you

[Anonymous No.16028500]

>See a post made by an anon arguing with another anon
>start quoting sentences he makes in his argument, and just write "false" in response
>false
>false
>false
>false...
>end the post calling him a dumb fucking idiot and tell him to learn to think
>leave the thread and never return to it

[Anonymous No.16028521]

Absolutely based thread

[Anonymous No.16028532]

>>16028275
post the thread/post

[Anonymous No.16028542]

>>16028484
good riddance superdipshit. press s to spit

[Anonymous No.16028552]

you went through the trouble just to get an anon who reads of wiki.
absolute based

[Anonymous No.16028572]

>see retarded post
>write up a rebuttal while shaming the idiot who posted that shit
>glance again over the discussion after posting my smartass reply
>realise i misunderstood his argument
>close tab as fast as I can
>leave /lit/ for the day
>never check back on that thread

[Anonymous No.16028688]

>try to participate in a discussion
>esl retardation makes my argument incomprehensible
>abort post, leave thread forever

[Anonymous No.16028702]

>>16028572
>not doubling down and calling him an ESLtard
rookie move

[Anonymous No.16028708]

>>16028275
>get into argument with anon
>get BTFO because of reasons
>leave thread, never enter it again
>spend the rest of my time obsessively learning how to hack
>hack anons ip address and his computer
>find out where anon lives
>make a bait post about the same topic in the future
>rival anon arrives
>start the very same argument despite making no effort to actually learn
> at the same time materialize in anons room using magic and quantum science, behind anons back while he is typing an intelligent and well thought out reply
>gruesomely kill anon
>heh nothing personel, anon
>take over anons computer and his 4chan account
>delete his half completed reply and instead post "dilate"
>while in the thread...
>he replies with pathetic insult, then never replies again
>from everyone elses POV, he got BTFO and just left the thread with his head hung in shame
>people don't argue with me anymore

[Anonymous No.16028736]

>bored
>pick post randomly
>reply to it with a soijack

[Anonymous No.16028737]

>>16028572
>>16028688
literally me

[Anonymous No.16028763]

>>16028736
Based

[Anonymous No.16028765]

>>16028275
Unbelievably based.

[Anonymous No.16028794]

>>16028296
Pretty big, wanna see

[Anonymous No.16028893]

>>16028275
Hello, based department?

[Anonymous No.16028924]

It's not that hard to just adming you were wrong guys...

[Anonymous No.16028962]

>read the first sentence of an anon's post
>doesn't address something crucial
>don't read the rest of the post
>reply anyway like a chad and call him a retard
>read rest of his post and see he address the thing I replied about
>he responds with bafflement, and I explain that I was too based to read his whole post
>he agrees that I'm chad as fuck

[Anonymous No.16029015]

>>16028924
cringe

[Anonymous No.16029030]

>>16028924
>It's not that hard to just adming you were wrong guys...

[Anonymous No.16029036]

>>16029015
dilate

[Anonymous No.16029037]

>>16028414
Seething leftie

[Anonymous No.16029129]

>get into an argument with anon
>getting BTFO
>pretend to be different anon and replyto anon in agreement with their argument but make a blatantly retarded claim
>everybody dogpiles that post calling it retarded
>the anon I was arguing with is now widely considered retarded by association

[Anonymous No.16029130]

>>16028312
Brevity is good

[Anonymous No.16029272]

How do we make the judgement about "BTFO" though? Some third party that replies "based" to one of the two posters? Your own subjective judgement? Whoever writes the longer post? What if the poster you're arguing with doesn't realize that they're arguing?

[Anonymous No.16029283]

>>16029272
If you don't know, you never will.

[Anonymous No.16029293]

>>16029272
You have to judge the post that received a reply first.

[Anonymous No.16029304]

>>16029272
if you can't tell who's right in a logical argument then consider you may be retarded

[Anonymous No.16029336]

>>16028275
post a single example of you doing this

[Anonymous No.16029356]

>>16028275

[Anonymous No.16029358]

>>16029336
this must be the faggot that got BTFO'd

[Anonymous No.16029391]

>>16028414
lmao

[Anonymous No.16029528]

>have ongoing discussions in 5 simultaneous threads
>(You)s in every tab
>suddenly lose interest
>close all tabs and do something else
Feels liberating

[Anonymous No.16029555]

>>16029528
For the love of god, teach me this power.

[Anonymous No.16029558]

>>16029304
>/lit/ - Logical Arguments

[Anonymous No.16029564]

>>16028296
5.5

[Anonymous No.16029591]

>ongoing dicussion
>drop snide comments
>get bored, leave and masturbate to anime tiddies

[Anonymous No.16029594]

>>16029555
>aim at the tabs with your cursor
>press scroll button repeatedly and indiscriminately until you're free

[Anonymous No.16029643]

>>16028924
>losing an argument means you were wrong

[Anonymous No.16029644]

>>16029594
b-but t-then the other anons will think they've w-w-won then...

[Anonymous No.16029647]

>>16029591
>not doing both at the same time

[Anonymous No.16029651]

>>16028275
based

[Anonymous No.16029661]

>>16029644
Anon, every anon thinks they've won. No matter how the discussion ends.

[Anonymous No.16029666]

>>16029594
>write out long ass witty reply
>reply window still open
>have a logitech g400 mouse (or any other non standard mouse) with side buttons set to go page back and page forward
>in all the excitement of posting a reply, hand twitches and thumb incidentally hits the back button on the mouse
>page reloads, reply window is gone, and my reply with it

[Anonymous No.16029677]

>>16029647
Damn, out-chad'ed again.

[Anonymous No.16029702]

>>16028572
this is me

[Anonymous No.16029708]

>>16029644
if you don't experience it, it doesn't exist so they never won

[Anonymous No.16029726]

>>16029666
>not constantly copying your reply in case this happens
get behind me, Satan

[Anonymous No.16029734]

>>16028414
I, too, employ this based approach.

[Anonymous No.16029743]

>>16029666
I just rebind that to something else which also helps me in RTS games

[Anonymous No.16029745]

>>16029130
long bad

[Anonymous No.16029753]

>>16029745
If.

[Anonymous No.16029770]

>issue long and detailed reply rebutting each and every one of the points made by all of the posters responding to my earlier arguments
>receive no further replies and watch the thread die with 0 (You)'s

[Anonymous No.16029786]

>>16028275
>he doesn't even reply
Or he just posts his contribution and doesn't check the thread again

[Anonymous No.16029801]

>>16029786
lol you're probably the fag that got BTFO'd

[Anonymous No.16029813]

>>16029786
i think you better leave

[Anonymous No.16029818]

>>16029786
>being this green

[Anonymous No.16029845]

>>16029770
>not calling yourself based to bait your opponents and bump the thread

[Anonymous No.16029917]

>see post from someone who isn't well read on the subject and reminds me of myself when I was younger and didn't read
>could probably take your side if I gave him some gold arguments and set him on the right path
>just call him gay and cringe for being wrong in the first place

[Anonymous No.16029951]

>>16029661
This, I've literally never lost an argument on here, you're all just fucking retards

[Anonymous No.16029960]

>>16029564
same bro 5.5 pencil dick master race

[Anonymous No.16029966]

>>16028275
your mum must be very proud

[Anonymous No.16029994]

>>16029951
unironically this

[Anonymous No.16030028]

>purposefully say something demonstratably incorrect
>anon with a very shallow understanding of the subject starts BTFOing me
>start making arguments that a retard could refute
>anon BTFOs me even more
>feel good that i made anons day by making him feel smart
>everyone is happy

[Anonymous No.16030073]

>>16030028
Are you everyone on /lit/? Cause most arguments here are absolutely retarded

[Anonymous No.16030076]

>>16029753
kino and spartanpilled

[Anonymous No.16030115]

>>16028275
>I don't pick up another book for six months

[Anonymous No.16030116]

>totally eviscerate anon's arguments
>his reply is a weak retort followed by a series of seething insults
>feel satisfied in victory
>check archived thread in the morning
>anon's reply has 15 (You)'s, all a different variety of "based" and "BTFO"

[Anonymous No.16030141]

>>16030073
look, retard, if you dont like /lit/ then youre the retarded one

[Anonymous No.16030156]

>>16030116
>not closing the argument with an appropriate reaction image, a swift one-liner, and a variation of 'cope'
You brought it upon yourself

[Anonymous No.16030186]

>>16028924
>...
Gtfo reddit

[Anonymous No.16030197]

>>16029272
Cringe

[Anonymous No.16030214]

>>16030186
imagine being so comprehensively, helplessly programmed that you cry out 'REDDIT' at emotive punctuation

[Anonymous No.16030222]

>>16030214
>emotive punctuation
>:0!

[Anonymous No.16030235]

>>16030214
imagine being so comprehensively, helplessly programmed that you believe reddit actually exists

[Anonymous No.16030244]

>>16030214
forgot your exclamation mark r*ddit

[Anonymous No.16030248]

>>16028414
>Destiny
>People still watch this hack

[Anonymous No.16030252]

>>16030116
If that many people agreed with him that vehemently, you were wrong

[Anonymous No.16030266]

>>16030252
this is peak r*ddit mentality
>HURR DURR HE GOT MORE UPBOATS THAN U GUESS UR WRONG
die irl nigger

[Anonymous No.16030292]

>>16030266
based

[Anonymous No.16030302]

>>16028736
This happens to me all the time, guess I’m just unlucky.

[Anonymous No.16030306]

>>16030222
emotive USE of punctuation, then
>>16030244
beep boop beep

[Anonymous No.16030318]

>>16028924
The absolute state of this anon.

[Anonymous No.16030326]

>>16030028
Do you suck cock by any chance?

[Anonymous No.16030338]

>>16029666
This is why I have those buttons set to control the volume. Can’t believe those jews at microsoft actually still expect me in current year to lean forward to make volume tweaks.

[Anonymous No.16030339]

>>16030326
Yeah why?

[Anonymous No.16030349]

>>16029786
I can feel your asspain from here.

[Anonymous No.16030362]

>>16029951
Dude same

[Anonymous No.16030374]

>>16030266
Glad to see you took that other poster’s advice.

[Anonymous No.16030412]

>>16030156
me but only the reaction image

[Anonymous No.16030437]

>>16030412
You need to appeal to all types of audience in your concluding remark

[Anonymous No.16030567]

>reply to thread
>follow thread religiously until it finally gets archived even if Ive stopped caring about the subject in case I get a (you)
>ocasionally reply to my posts with "based"
>post again a few times with differing opinions and experiences
>if an argument arises I side with both sides simultaneously as different posters and try to get some sideaction (you)s for my original posts

Get comfy anons, you are stuck with me being retarded until this dies.

[Anonymous No.16030603]

>>16030567
based

[Anonymous No.16030632]

>>16029129
4d chess right here

[Anonymous No.16030755]

>anonymous imageboard
>majority of posts are desperate attempts at ego protection and maintenance.

[Anonymous No.16030783]

>>16030755
i sometimes make up positions and identities that have nothing to do with me and I STILL feel the need to defend them at length. I am just a monkey misfiring my programs in an environment I was not evolved for

[Anonymous No.16030804]

>>16030755
If thats how it goes in an anonymous imageboard, imagine how bad it is anywhere with IDs.

[Anonymous No.16030823]

>>16030755
seethe faggot. we embrace human nature shamelessly and human nature doesn't like being a loser faggot even if it's anonymous

[Anonymous No.16030842]

>>16030783
Because you've internalized the idea that you're smart as a key part of your identity so if you're unable to defend an argument of yours against an anonymous retard, even if it's not technically "your" argument, then that is a massive body blow to your sense of self.

Or maybe I'm just projecting, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.16030854]

>>16030842
cringe

[Anonymous No.16030868]

Whenever I accidentally say something stupid and get ganged up on, it ruins the rest of my day and the start of the next one. My desire for friends is non-existent but I still need some kind of social validation to exist, so I try and fit in with people from time to time even if it backfires and people call me a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.16030873]

>>16030868
lmao dumbass

[Anonymous No.16030879]

>>16030868
ok I'm not THIS bad I never thought about 4chan after I had closed the tabs

[Anonymous No.16030898]

>get into an argument with multiple anons in a thread
>start typing a long reply that BTFO's them
>"thread doesn't exist anymore"
I hate jannies so much

[Anonymous No.16030904]

>>16030842
Not smart so much as 'honest' or something like that, 'willing to follow conclusions through' but you are correct otherwise, it's a narcissistic crutch

[Anonymous No.16030906]

>>16030868
lmao pathetic. i just come here to bait using pastas

[Anonymous No.16030913]

>>16030898
>start the same op and samefag the answer a couple posts before

[Anonymous No.16030915]

>>16030898
They did you a favour.

[Anonymous No.16030941]

>>16030898
>i start getting btfo
>quickly report thread
>post cope counter-arguments to keep the other parties busy
>wait for it to 404 because it's invariably an off-topic thread
>"thread doesn't exist anymore"
>they didn't get to respond
>I win by default
>mfw

[Anonymous No.16030953]

>>16030913
*after
lmao dunno what i was thinking

[Anonymous No.16030967]

>see effortposter having argument with retard who is arguing in bad faith
>go out of my way to read the exchange and reply in support, so effortposter knows he's not alone in a void with a retard

[Anonymous No.16030969]

>>16028414
>4chan is still seething over destiny

[Anonymous No.16030971]

>>16030967
same but i side with the retard because effortposts are r*ddit

[Anonymous No.16030994]

It's good to have a big ego because whatever you say I still believe you are in the wrong.
>If you type a long post
kek so mad you wrote a long post
>If you type a short post
kek no argument
>Didn't reply
Must be banging his head against his wall right now
Feel good.

[Anonymous No.16030996]

>>16030967
>do the complete opposite

[Anonymous No.16031005]

Anyone else rarely clearing their thread watcher?
I also have trouble closing tabs and having a clean room.
Is it genetic?

[Anonymous No.16031015]

>>16031005
I only watch my own threads cause they're the only good ones and I don't keep tabs open. I reply and I close the thread. If God wills it, I'll see the thread again on the main page. If not, I already forgot about it.

[Anonymous No.16031024]

>>16030804
IDs which are randomly generated on a per-thread basis are great. That way samefags get btfo, nobody can pretend they didn't write one thing or another in that thread, but you get to start over with each thread. It's a good balance between anonymity and being held responsible for material one posts.

[Anonymous No.16031038]

>>16031024
Go back. Samefagging is based

[Anonymous No.16031042]

>>16031024
>use mobile data to samefag as multiple people on an id board
Yup, I'm based

[Anonymous No.16031054]

>>16031042
>only 2 IDs
>have to phonepost
Not worth it

[Anonymous No.16031069]

>>16030116
>get totally eviscerated in internet argument
>weakly retort, and follow with a series of seething insults
>Proceed to reset my router 15 times so I can reply with "based" and "BTFO" to my own low effort shitpost
>"win" the argument

[Anonymous No.16031070]

>Debates points I don't even agree with
>Win the argument anyway

[Anonymous No.16031113]

>get into argument with anon
>BTFO, or get BTFO, either way I have fun and appreciate my internet time with my fellow readers
>log off and have a nice day

[Anonymous No.16031124]

>>16028275
>get into an argument with anon
>have him up against the ropes but he keeps doubling down
>start reply to my posts pretending to be another anon saying things like "based" and replying to his posts with soijacks and saying he got btfo
>pull out my phone and go to the thread so I can make as many of these replies as possible in a short period of time
>make one last post as the original arguer summarizing why he is wrong
>make 4 or 5 replies to this saying things like "holy shit anon btfo"
>he stops replying
check and mate

[Anonymous No.16031129]

>go into thread about Kant
>have a 10+ reply exchange arguing about whether or not Kant contradicted himself in his Critique on Pure Reason
>have never read Kant

[Anonymous No.16031136]

>>16031124
dios mio much basado

[Anonymous No.16031146]

>>16031124
Based.

[Anonymous No.16031155]

>>16028327
UTTERLY BASED I DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME

[Anonymous No.16031159]

>see an off-topic thread with a something I disagree with
>argue
>get BTFO'd
>report the thread
>make a meta thread about how the board is declining

[Anonymous No.16031168]

>>16031124
Nice I do the same thing.

[Anonymous No.16031183]

>>16030898
>>16031005
>>16031042
>>16031159
Super mega based

>>16031124
>>16031136
>>16031146
>>16031168
Samefag

[Anonymous No.16031191]

>>16031124
Holy fucking kek this is good

[Anonymous No.16031193]

>>16031183
>>>16031124 (You)
>>>16031136 (You)
>>>16031146 (You)
>>>16031168 (You)
>Samefag
Okay schizo

[Anonymous No.16031194]

>type out long response after finally finding a discussion that has subject matter I'm familiar with
>banned for posting in off topic threads

[Anonymous No.16031199]

>>16031183
Cringe

[Anonymous No.16031207]

This is merely the basis of civilization. It happens in other websites where anonymity is not a thing, it happens in governments with controlled opposition and sycophants.

[Anonymous No.16031210]

>get into an argument with anon
>get btfo
>day is ruined and self esteem and confidence takes a huge toll
>reinforces the abject image i have of myself that is retarded and can never do anything right

[Anonymous No.16031269]

>>16031210
Anon, all the love to you, I'm sure you are fine and pretty much a lovely person.

[Anonymous No.16031285]

>>16031269
t-thanks anon. were all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.16031295]

>>16031193
based

[Anonymous No.16031320]

>>16031210
>>16031285
Don't listen to that other fag. If you were a person of any merit you wouldn't lose arguments on an Ethiopian dung rolling forum. kys

[Anonymous No.16031321]

blessed thread, holy shit

[Anonymous No.16031330]

>>16028275
>>16028327
Holy based

[Anonymous No.16031354]

>>16031124
>>16031193
This is art.

[Anonymous No.16031360]

>lose argument on /lit/
>leave bedroom, fuming
>go into kitchen
>find a small stain or some dishes in the sink
>scream and throw something against the wall
>"GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW!"
>wife and kids come running
>"I guess we just don't give a fuck about hygiene in this house, huh? Dad's our little fucking janitor bitch, is that it?"
>they tremble and keep apologizing until I let one of them clean it up and then dismiss them
>they cringe and cower from me for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.16031367]

>>16031360

[Anonymous No.16031378]

>>16028275
>be faggot
>make shitty thread about meaningless internet argument
> be op
> think that its difficult to dismantle worldviews
> have a life so miserable that winning an internet argument is probably the height of my day
> drink my own sperm after sucking my own testes.

[Anonymous No.16031379]

>>16031360
Anon, we're having fun here. Go beat your wife.

[Anonymous No.16031383]

>>16031360
...

[Anonymous No.16031393]

>see butterfly make a stupid post
>argue with her until I btfo her and she leaves the thread
>come back to /lit/ the next day
>she make the same exact post as yesterday having learned nothing

[Anonymous No.16031417]

>be me
>like books
>they have nice stories in them and information and diagrams and shit
>get into argument with anon
>anon clearly hasn't read the book
>anon thinks he can know fully weaponized autism without being able to identify vintage of natgeo by spine glue smell
>anon gets btfo
>anon skims wiki and makes bait thread
>btfo anon so hard again i'm responding to three of his alteregos at once about how he is wrong
>anon waits a week and tries to btfo other anons for not knowing as much as he does from wiki and quick google
>respond again making it clear anon needs to read more, specifically the book he mentioned in OP
>anon cries himself to sleep at night again
>start making original exegesis of the book to give anon study plan next time he tries this shit in case he has now read the book but lacks sufficient background reading to comprehend what he has just read
>start weaving this background reading and relevant anecdotes into the fabric of the board so he'll have to learn it from his dumb bait threads and through general osmosis
>nine months later OP has dwindled in bait threads and same fagging
>One day anon posts most of face and book he once mentioned thanking /lit/ for "introducing" him
>anon admits his life and view was changed
>wants to pretend it's my fault when he brought it up in the first place

[Anonymous No.16031433]

>>16031417
the book? Mein Kampf

[Anonymous No.16031438]

>>16031433
It has been a few times. I think I accidentally some Muslims too but they should not have opened themselves up to the Malian empire.

[Anonymous No.16031443]

>>16031393
>gradually I began to hate her

[Anonymous No.16031453]

>>16028275
link said thread or it didn't happen

[Anonymous No.16031458]

>>16031443
YOU HEAR THAT BUTTERFLY? OUR PATIENCE HAS ITS LIMITS!

[Anonymous No.16031484]

>Losing an argument
>Try to come up with a witty one-liner and reply to his 2,000 word post and pretend he's lost
>Get on my phone, laptop, my iPad, and borrow my mom's phone and laptop as well
>Start vehemently posting "based" over and over in reply to my comment
>Mod literally enters the thread and posts with their mod flair and replies to each over my posts saying, "Samefag," and even posts my FUCKING IP AND LOCATION FOR EVERYONE TO SEE

[Anonymous No.16031500]

>>16031484
Now you know anonymity is a lie

[Anonymous No.16031507]

>trying to fall asleep cause work tomorrow
>in my insomniatic ruminations, come up with an idea for a shitpost on /lit/
>get up from my bed foregoing the responsibility of getting a good nights worth of rest to make the shitpost on lit
>Go back to bed after the shitpost is made
>Check the next day, thread has over a hundred replies without me having to put in any extra effort
>>/lit/thread/S15991250

[Anonymous No.16031509]

>>16031484
do you not know how IPs work or is this bait?

[Anonymous No.16031516]

>>16031507
kek

[Anonymous No.16031532]

>arguing in another thread on the catalogue
>post a ‘based’ greentext about my argument in this thread before my opponent can

[Anonymous No.16031533]

>>16031210
>>16031484

gay anime posters posting gay thoughts

[Anonymous No.16031638]

>browsing book board
>somebody posts a statement about a book
>accompanied by a picture of an anime girl
>curious
>remind them they're a pedophile
i'm the closest thing we've got to a registry around here

[Anonymous No.16031651]

>>16031210
Pedophile

[Anonymous No.16031703]

>>16031638
>see anime girl
>know exactly where it's from and how the girl is called
>reply with "based [X] poster" where [X] is the name of the anime girl

[Anonymous No.16031729]

>>16031210
Based crino baka poster

[Anonymous No.16031911]

>Reply
>Never enter thread again in fear of getting BTFO

[Anonymous No.16031941]

>>16030214
Just admit you were wrong

[Anonymous No.16032050]

>>16031941
kek

[Anonymous No.16032103]

>Winning argument
>reply to myself saying "based" to increase the humiliation of the other poster

>Losing argument
>find some nitpick and drag the conversation to subhuman retardation while making the other poster mad
>still reply to my own posts with "based" until he gives up so I win

>Not even in argument
>No replies so reply "based" to myself until someone gives me a (you)

>Someone says I'm samefagging
>Edit screenshot to make every reply including his have a (you). This ensures everyone knows its impossible to prove I was samefagging
>Reply "based" to that same post to make him seethe at the obvious samefag

[Anonymous No.16032114]

>>16032103
Based

[Anonymous No.16032155]

>>16032103
based

[Anonymous No.16032165]

>>16032103
>>16032114
>>16032155
cringe

[Anonymous No.16032186]

>>16032103
>>16032114
>>16032155
>>16032165
Samefag

[Anonymous No.16032203]

>>16031069
Why would you need to reset the router? No IDs here. And jannies are fags.

[Anonymous No.16032239]

>>16032103
>>16032114
>>16032155
>>16032165
>>16032186
Based

[Anonymous No.16032245]

>>16032239
based

[Anonymous No.16032265]

>>16032239

[Anonymous No.16032275]

>read eclectically
>Synthesize my ideas
>Prepare thesis in my head
> in case I'm in a bar or.wherever and want to Good Will Hunt some faggot and get the girl

[Anonymous No.16032278]

>>16032239
based

[Anonymous No.16032283]

>>16032239
holy...BASED

[Anonymous No.16032295]

>>16032239
Dangerously based

[Anonymous No.16032311]

>start making thread or post
>remember that if i met these anons in real life we couldn't get along because i'm autistic and really can't be around people
>remember i have no friends, never will, and it's because I'm scared, and it's all my fault
>close site

[Anonymous No.16032381]

>post something
>reread it
>start laughing out loud
Anyone else find themselves the funniest person alive?

[Anonymous No.16032403]

>>16032381
All the time, I even do it IRL pathetically enough.

[Anonymous No.16032415]

>>16032381
>Post something
>Always feel like a pseud
>Don't wanna get btfo so close tab
>Lurk eternally

[Anonymous No.16032437]

>>16032381
>Why yes, I laugh myself to sleep thinking about my own 4chan posts. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.16032441]

>>16028275
>get into an argument with anon
>get BTFO because he knows more about the topic than me
>come up with one good point
>pretend to be several other anons replying to my post and agreeing with it
>anon eventually agrees and admits defeat

[Anonymous No.16032462]

>>16032403
same, my family gets angry when I start laughing at nothing.

[Anonymous No.16032469]

>>16032462
>Have funny joke about social situation
>Start telling it but laughing so hard I ruin it
End me.

[Anonymous No.16032474]

>>16028275
>make completely baseless statement about thing I know nothing about
>people challenge my view, calling me a retard, asking for proof ect
>reply with "cope"

[Anonymous No.16032538]

R8 how I BTFO /pol/tards:
>>16031860
>>16031921
>>16032044
>>16032206
>>16032353
>>16032429
>>16032511

[Anonymous No.16032562]

>>16032538
cringe/10
fag

[Anonymous No.16032569]

>>16032538
embarrassing

[Anonymous No.16032577]

>>16032538
0 books

[Anonymous No.16032580]

>>16032538
>basedjaks
Biggest redflag someone has lost.
got btfo here >>16032125

[Anonymous No.16032582]

>>16032538
lol what a retard. Your posts suck.

[Anonymous No.16032585]

>>16032538
kys

[Anonymous No.16032594]

>>16030941
Fuck you, seriously fuck you. I've used this site for more years then I'm willing to admit and this always happens and your lower case posting style seems familiar. I always get blueballed at the 404 right when i set up the kill shot in an off topic thread. I should have kept a collection of all the posts sitting in the reply window that didn't get to behead the anons who dared oppose me.

[Anonymous No.16032602]

>>16031124
Based

[Anonymous No.16032604]

>>16031210
I love you anon. Gos bless your gentle soul.

[Anonymous No.16032608]

>>16031129
Based

>>16031183
On reddit this would have done really well. You cocksuckin faggot

[Anonymous No.16032611]

>>16031379
>fun

[Anonymous No.16032620]

>>16031360
Probably white haha mayonnaise bitch

[Anonymous No.16032628]

>>16032103
Dangerously Based

[Anonymous No.16032633]

>>16032562
>>16032569
>>16032577
>>16032580
>>16032582
>>16032585
>>16032608
>all these seething /pol/ tards in this thread
Kek
>>16032538
Mega based

[Anonymous No.16032635]

>get into argument with anon
>write character limit reaching effortpost with references to specific works
>intentionally pepper in ideas I know are totally false
>receive laudatory (You)s saying "finally someone who's read __"
>no one notices the errors

[Anonymous No.16032638]

>>16032538
Based but blue pilled

[Anonymous No.16032645]

>>16032633
Not a Argument. Chase your boogeymen on reddit

[Anonymous No.16032647]

>>16032633
lol what a faggot. What's the matter, can't stand you got BTFO and that you're an impotent cock?

[Anonymous No.16032654]

>>16032645
Based
Based
>>16032602
Based>>16032647

Based>>16032620

[Anonymous No.16032655]

>>16032538
Based

[Anonymous No.16032656]

>>16032103
>>16032114
>>16032155
>>16032165
>>16032186
>>16032239
>>16032245
>>16032265
>>16032278
>>16032283
>>16032295
>>16032628

[Anonymous No.16032663]

this is either the best or the worst thread all week

[Anonymous No.16032672]

>>16032635
>be intixicated enough walking might prove beyind my
>anon says something stupid about elizabethan or early jacobean theatre
>YOU VILE CUR [character limit post on social context of writers beyond Shakespeare]
>anins all bow to me despite mixing up Webster and Wyatt or some retarded shit because they don't know any better
>still disappointed
>Just now also at myself
>still intoxicated though so read Wyatt to nearby birds and forget about it til next time

[Anonymous No.16032683]

>>16032672
what?

[Anonymous No.16032684]

>>16032562
Not as cringe as your mom giving birth to you.
>>16032569
Not as embarrasing as your mom giving birth to you.
>>16032577
Not as 0 books as your mom giving birth to you.
>>16032580
Not as BTFO as your mom giving birth to you.
>>16032582
Not as retard as your mom giving birth to you.
>>16032585
Not as kys as your mom giving birth to you.
>>16032608
Not as reddit as your mom giving birth to you.
>>16032638
Not as blue pilled as your mom giving birth to you.
>>16032645
Not as no argument as your mom giving birth to you.
>>16032647
Not as impotent as your mom giving birth to you.

[Anonymous No.16032685]

>getting ready to finish my post
>>put 10 minutes into clearly explainin my ideas and being positive to other anons
>delete the draft as Id rather die than be called Reddit

[Anonymous No.16032689]

>get into an argument with anon
>upon completion of the argument I add it to my archive
>the day before killing myself, I print all my 4chan arguments out and neatly arrange them in a chronologically ordered stack on my desk

[Anonymous No.16032694]

>>16032672
I want what you're drinking.

[Anonymous No.16032696]

>>16032684
>61 KB JPG
>>>16032562 #
>Not as cringe as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032569 #
>Not as embarrasing as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032577 #
>Not as 0 books as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032580 #
>Not as BTFO as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032582 #
>Not as retard as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032585 #
>Not as kys as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032608 (You) #
>Not as reddit as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032638 (You) #
>Not as blue pilled as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032645 (You) #
>Not as no argument as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032647 #
>Not as impotent as your mom giving birth to you.

[Anonymous No.16032700]

>>16032683
Sir Thomas Wyatt. Courtier of Henry VIII, poet, fucked Anne Boleyn, major diplomat of Renaissance Europe
>Resound my voice, ye woods# that hear me plain
Unless I meant Webster, in which case it was probably the Duchess of Malfi.

[Anonymous No.16032703]

>>16032684
>>16032696
>>>16032562 (You)
>Not as cringe as your mom giving birth to you.
>>16032569 (You)
>Not as embarrasing as your mom giving birth to you.
>>16032577 (You)
>Not as 0 books as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032580 (You)
>Not as BTFO as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032582 (You)
>Not as retard as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032585 (You)
>Not as kys as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032608 (You)
>Not as reddit as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032638 (You)
>Not as blue pilled as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032645 (You)
>Not as no argument as your mom giving birth to you.
>>>16032647 (You)
Not as impotent as your mom giving birth to you.

[Anonymous No.16032716]

[Anonymous No.16032752]

Hello mommy where the tendies at?

[Anonymous No.16032758]

[Anonymous No.16032763]

[Anonymous No.16032769]

>>16032716
>>16032752
>>16032758
>>16032763
All moi

[Anonymous No.16032783]

>>16032769
You're not me

[Anonymous No.16032787]

>>16032769
Don't steal my credit

[Anonymous No.16032799]

>>16032783
>>16032787
Both me
Sorry guys I’m lonely tonight

[Anonymous No.16032804]

>>16032769
>>16032783
>>16032787
thanks for trying to stick up for me bros, but I have to come clean for my crimes....

[Anonymous No.16032808]

>>16032787
top lying...

[Anonymous No.16032813]

>reply to op with topic i'm interested in.
> read thread after posting and realize it devolved into 2 faggots arguing 20 posts ago.
>never get a (you) and stop looking at thread. 2 days later it's still active. (56) unread posts.
>open it and it's still the same 2 faggots arguing.
>no one else replying aside from 7 or 8 more posts replying to the op like mine.
>argument has gotten to the point where there are 3 hours in between replies and they are contending 5 points at the same time.
>no reactions to the argument or 'based' comments to be seen.
>the argument isn't even interesting and they are both obviously esl.

/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.16032818]

>>16032804
Based at least you came clean unlike this chucklefuck asshole>>16032787

[Anonymous No.16032822]

>>16028414
Destiny is so fucking annoying, BadEmpanada had him butthurt as fuck once they started talking about Bolivia.
>oh that woman I said would be a good leader turned out to be the dictator I claimed Morales would be?
>Yeah
>well um...
HOLY SHIT, what a clown. I'm glad RemTheBathboi doesn't even bother with this fucker anymore, I remember when he left their was a meme posted about how Rem would come back and so far it's been... what? 1...2...3 months since they last spoke? Good job, gnome. I'm sure Pxie and Lycan can help you with soopers dooper unique philosophical world view. Rem is gone... Vaush is gone... Hasan is gone... Katerino is gone... who's next? Lilypichu? Dan? *gasp* MR. MOUTON!? Who knows all we know is that Destiny can't go a year without losing one or more friendships KEEP BURING THOSE BRIDGES! OH!

Fuck Destiny
Fuck RightToBearArms
And most importantly
FUCK TRAINWRECKS

[Anonymous No.16032823]

>>16032813
>this post

R/literature

[Anonymous No.16032824]

>>16032808
Actually impressive, did you use Photoshop?

[Anonymous No.16032833]

>>16032824
No I just took a screenshot on my computer and posted it.

[Anonymous No.16032847]

>>16032822
Is that a copypasta?
Destiny is a stupid libtard but I like him best when he debates right wing nutjobs.

[Anonymous No.16032848]

>>16029272
Last post wins, unless it's the other guy giving up or extremely low quality bait

[Anonymous No.16032861]

>>16032822
>vaush gone
Obese mayonnaise jar who copied destiny’s shtick down to the verbal ticks. He’s obsessed with beating destiny while at the same time looking for validation from Steven bonell

>lose hasan
Arab influencer who pretends to understand leftism. He is 1% of the 1%, he would be (rightly) killed in a socialist revolution

[Anonymous No.16032862]

>>16032833
>computer
You messed up, it's clearly a phone.

[Anonymous No.16032868]

>>16028736
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.16032892]

>>16032862
? How new are you?

[Anonymous No.16032903]

>>16028275
>write medium sized post replying to someone ?ITT that I disagree with
>see that thread is on its last legs before reaching bump limit
>sage it so he can't reply back before it archives, and save myself time
No need for competition, I already know I'm winning it

[Anonymous No.16032905]

>>16032892
Newer than you faggot

[Anonymous No.16032919]

>>16032905
Based

[Anonymous No.16032960]

>>16032594
i caused that feel

[Anonymous No.16033068]

>>16032862
No that's just what my computer looks like faggot

[Anonymous No.16033113]

>>16032103
Based.

[Anonymous No.16033123]

>>16032381
I do this unironically, and also when I am journaling alone late at night.

[Anonymous No.16033140]

>>16032696
Continue.

[Anonymous No.16033160]

>>16032538
cringe and gay

[Anonymous No.16033172]

>>16028275
>get into argument about nothing with some nobody
>most likely half way across the world
>get all worked up over a few lines of text
>furiously obsess over some specific overlooked bit that means absolutely nothing nothing
>conversation devolves into shit flinging because neither party is emotionally continent
>spam BTFO, seethe, cope, etc
>incident is engraved in both parties' memories till the end of time

[Anonymous No.16033194]

>>16033172
Basically.

[Anonymous No.16033228]

>>16033172
>>incident is engraved in both parties' memories till the end of time
Accurate for except this part. I ain't gonna remember 4chan exchanges.

[Anonymous No.16033285]

>>16028708
Cringe

[Anonymous No.16033323]

>>16028296
rolling pin

[Anonymous No.16033332]

>>16033323
rolling pin

[Anonymous No.16033336]

>>16028275
SAUCERINOOOOS?

[Anonymous No.16033368]

>spend an entire thread btfo'ing Kantbot's writing and calling him a midwit
>it turns out to be Kant
>>>16032863
>>16032880
>>16032884
>>16032897
>>16032933
>>16032979
>>16033089
>>16033115
>>16033163
>>16033177
>>16033187
>>16033197
>>16033210
>>16033213
>>16033217
>>16033225
>>16033232
>>16033235
>>16033244
>>16033255
>>16033267
>>16033281
>>16033293
>>16033288
>>16033315
>>16033350

[Anonymous No.16033428]

>>16031038

[Anonymous No.16033434]

>>16033428
Lmao, how do people do this?

[Anonymous No.16033503]

>>16033434
we enabled the revealsamefag button near the bottom

[Anonymous No.16033513]

>>16033503
Ahh I see, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.16033535]

>>16030967
Based

[Anonymous No.16033546]

>>16028414
still find it hilarious that a has been sc2/lol nerd regularly manages to absolutely wreck every single far right and far left nutjob just by glancing at fucking wikipedia articles
really says a lot about the state of internet """"politics"""" commentators

[Anonymous No.16033552]

>>16032960
Romantic.

[Anonymous No.16033560]

>>16028414
When does Destiny do this?

[Anonymous No.16033571]

>>16028275
>ask for source
>criticize source when it is presented
>make fun of anon for not using reason and just being a Wikipedia scholar even when he uses primary sources

[Anonymous No.16033602]

>>16033546
>He actually thinks Destiny wrecks anybody
No

[Anonymous No.16033619]

>>16033602
s e e t h i n g wingnut

[Anonymous No.16033667]

>go on /his/
>respond to everyone on thread individually
>start six or eight arguments at once
>everyone responding with me
>btfo everyone except make one fundamental error
>get called on it
>too_late.jpg
>roll up page and screencap
>post "all your posts are belong to me"
>entire page is seamless responses to my posts

[Anonymous No.16033752]

>getting absolutely trounced in an argument
>grab my phone and 3DS and larp as two new posters which agree with my opponent but are absolutely retarded
>pick apart all of their arguments easily
>the anon starts getting annoyed and begins making sloppy posts
>strawman him then call him an ESL retard/american/make fun of his grammar while I continue making stupid posts with my sockpuppets
>he stops responding

[Anonymous No.16033973]

>>16031129
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.16033985]

>>16032635
don't worry, I get what you mean

[Anonymous No.16033987]

>>16032594
>your lower case posting style seems familiar.

[Anonymous No.16034017]

>>16033752
Still sounds like a loss sorry anon

[Anonymous No.16034067]

Has everyone seen this thread: >>16032863
Just imagine how stupid and embarrassed the anons that criticized the pic in the OP must have felt.
If it was me, I would've just double down and call Kant a pseud for the rest of my life. Probably would even attempt to make a whole critique.

[Anonymous No.16034078]

>>16034067
Here is what every non newfag is thinking >>16033532

[Anonymous No.16034099]

>>16034067
>Probably would even attempt to make a whole critique.
This sounds like Hot Ziggety trying his takedown on Frazer.

[Anonymous No.16034113]

>>16031210
Look how many (you)s you got yourself caught with. Stop crying, OK?

[Anonymous No.16034116]

>>16034067
If they weren't pseud midwits they'd know everything Kant wrote after the first critique is cope and cringe

[Anonymous No.16034135]

>>16031703
I too am a machine

[Anonymous No.16034141]

300

[Anonymous No.16034161]

this thread is genuinely one of the funnier ones

>be me
>make baseline, milquetoast statements
>couple of guys aggree, and say "based"
>take my small net gain of confidence and imagined popularity
>never return to that thread again
>feel good for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.16034163]

>>16034141
good riddance shit thread

[Anonymous No.16034582]

>>16034078
Cope

[Anonymous No.16034584]

>>16034161
based

[Anonymous No.16034666]

>>16031320
kys nigger trash. The true sign of a noble man is the ability to aid those who are weaker than you, not push them back onto the dung heap.

[Anonymous No.16034684]

>>16034666
Holy cringe

[Anonymous No.16035141]

>>16031129
i remember that thread

[Anonymous No.16035308]

>>16034161
fucking based

[Anonymous No.16035377]

>>16030252
just like when everyone agreed that praying Asclepius was the best way to cure illnesses

[Anonymous No.16035529]

>going through a hard time
>strike up a conversation with an anon trying to help and give me perspective
>convo diverges into multiple new, unrelated topics
>feeling much better
>they stop responding

[Anonymous No.16035940]

>>16028414
I am responsible for a fleet of 3000 computers in a Fortune 500 company being encrypted in a certain way due to sheer autism on arguing with one of the few authorities on the subject.

I completely dismantled his argument in such clear terms on a public forum that I recieved PMs for months afterwards thanking me for explaining why he was wrong, and that after careful research, found that I was right. Time after time.

Eventually I got a polite message from a man at a large company working to employ encryption, and how my argument was a core piece in his research and in helping decide how and with what software they encrypted their drives.

Love this technique.