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>at mall
>shopping for new shoes
>walking around corner with bags and a chick runs into me and falls on the ground
>her bag goes flying past me
>i politely pick up her shopping bag and try to hand it to her
>tell her she should be more careful
>she gets up and starts yelling "get your hands off bag"
>she raises her hand and attempts to hit me
>drop my bags, grab her arm, put her in a kimora, and dislocate her shoulder
>tell her she should have tapped out
>grab my new shoes and her bag and walk off
>get home, look in her bag.
>find a black lace bra and matching panties.
>look inside panties
>ounce of weed taped inside.

>> No.1599891

awesome story which has no relation to /lit/ thread hidden

>> No.1599913

<3 You OP

>> No.1599917

what the fuck is wrong with you you brute


this story is simply false

>> No.1599920

people are such motherfuckers. Good job brah

>> No.1599924

>at mall
>shopping for new shoes
>walking around corner with bags and a chick runs into me and falls on the ground
>her bag goes flying past me
>i consider the possibility of politely picking up her shopping bag and handing it to her
>i don't do it cause i'm a faggot
>i go home and cry

>> No.1599933

why aren't you wearing her lingerie you fucking useless shit

do I have to tell you everything

god damnit

>> No.1599935
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1599935

>go to a desk
>carve my name because i'm bored
>next day there's a 'hi brownbear' carved underneath
>we carve each other a conversation
>one day 'left you a present bro' is carved under there
>i flip over the desk
>an ounce of weed taped to the back
>mfw

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1599946

>>1599935
>mfw people masquerade as brownbear

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1599956

>>1599946
try to keep up rangaunfunny

>> No.1599966

>>1599946
>>1599946
my old trip was Brownbear#5#5!
this is my new one <333333333

>> No.1599976

>>1599966
>>1599966
woops this is my trip for another board!

>> No.1599982

so OP I thought the weed thing was from /k/?