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>all my flatmates are gone until Wednesday
>I can finally read poetry as loud as I want without feeling embarrassed
>I can also do funny voices when the poem is funny
>I can do all of this while walking in the flat, sometimes dancing a little bit when the poem is joyful
>life feels good again

>> No.15972873

mate i think you have autism

>> No.15972884

>>15972851
Very nice anon. I tend to use such times to practice voice impressions to make people laugh.

>> No.15972888

>>15972851
I am jealous, not of your empty flat, but of your spirit.

>> No.15972895
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>spent last night staring at the floor, thinking about suicide
>all the autistic and horrible shit I'd done
>people who know me have been left worse off

>> No.15972913

>>15972873
Why do you bring these negative waves into a based thread?

>> No.15972923

>>15972884
any tips? I suck ass at impressions :(

>> No.15972930

>>15972851
Based. What poems?

>> No.15973084

>>15972851

This is not an uncommon impulse, anon. I remember an autobiography of guy who survived in a prison camp and kept his spirit alive by reminding himself that some day the war would end and he would go back home and ride a horse along the beach declaiming Horace Odes at the top of his voice.

The war did indeed end and he did indeed return home and did indeed ride a horse up and down the beach declaiming Horace Odes at the top of his voice.

You would think the actual experience would be a let-down after fixating on it for years but he says no, it was just as good as he knew it was going to be.

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>>15972930
I finished rereading Alcools (Apollinaire) this afternoon. Now I'm going through my books where my inspiration draws me and I'm mainly reading poems by Saint-John Perse, Char and Reverdy. I think I will be heading towards Valery after I eat a little bit.
I wish I could read English (especially Eliot and Yeats) or German poetry aloud but my accent is so off that it sounds wrong.

>>15972884
Nice anon! what kind of impressions do you make?

>> No.15973119

>>15973084
holy based

>> No.15973177

>>15973100
>French
Read Rimbaud and pretend you're fencing

>> No.15973193

>>15973100
how many languages do you know anon?

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>>15972851
My roommate is a turbo normie beta cuck Basedlord and he sends videos of me humming to women he orbits. I hate him and I hate women.

>> No.15973475

>>15972851
Registered for all my university courses lads I'm really excited to learn about linguistics and history. Feels good man

>> No.15974313

>>15973193
I can read in French, English and German (even though when it comes to poetry I try to buy bilingual editions as much as possible, especially for German). I also have notions of Spanish, Latin and Greek but not good enough to enjoy reading anything.

>> No.15974436

>>15972851
>>all my flatmates are gone until Wednesday
Congrats to you anon.

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>>15972851
I love you op. Post ur discord tag. I want to befriend u

>> No.15975006

>>15972873
i feel similar to OP when i get to be alone and sometimes i prance when people arent looking but im not gay. is this actually autistic?
>>15973334
you are right in hating them but remember that the kind of women youre talking about have a male equevolant. keep up the good fight and focus on what sets you free.
>>15973084
thats beautiful

>> No.15975643

>>15975006
who cares if it is autistic? it is pure joy
When I'll have kids I'll read them poetry. I can't wait to share this love.

>> No.15975769

>>15973193
To be quite frank with you anon, I know all —yes, all— languages currently used by humankind. Swahili tongue clicking is my preferred method of communication, but I admit English to be far superior in its written form.

>> No.15975876

>>15975643
if im autistic, i can use that as an excuse and it would explain other things for me but i dont think i am

but dont read poetry to your kids. it will make it bad for them. they have to discover it on their own and poetry is a thing where you either get it or you dont and thats part of the beauty. also dont have kids

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>>15972851
I love your spirit OP

As every summer i've rented a flat in a small village in the middle of the mountains for my holidays.
Can't wait to spend 2 weeks trekking, reading and sipping tea completely alone. (there's no internet, I go without the phone, so the only connection with the world is an extra small cathodic tv). 4 weeks to go...

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>>15972895
>absolutely stunning girl was into me
>she initiated conversations and wanted to hang out
>we went out a couple of times
>kissing, touching
>next time we meet it's fuck time for sure
>remember I have a small, hideous PP and very little sexual experience
>crippling-anxiety.jpg
>barely sleep or eat for the week before our next meeting
>smoke a pack a day and I'm not even a smoker
>cancel last minute because I just couldn't handle the pressure

I love it when my chest aches with regret

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>>15972851
Holy based. Ok so nice feelings for me:
>I go to a friend's place and he immediately asks me if I am hungry because he has some food in his fridge
>Flatmates are not home so I can sing some songs while doing chores or whatever
>I have a date in an hour and I'm just after a small dinner so I look good and feel good
>Sitting at home and suddenly remembering something funny a friend of mine did
>I told my mother a joke and she's laughing

Also if digits then I quit smoking.

>> No.15976009

>>15975935
feels bad man

>> No.15976015

>>15975935
just tell her you have a small dick a few minutes before you take it out
if she's not okay with it you can just leave without showing it to her

>> No.15976023

>>15973334
Of you humming?

>> No.15976085
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15976085

>decide to start reading
>go on /lit/ for recommendations
>apparently lolita is one of the greatest novels ever written
>already a lolicon, its a perfect fit
>buy a used copy
>take a year to read it
>thoroughly enjoy it, easily the best book ive ever read
>emotion connection to the book, can recite first chapter and certain key passages from memory
>finish the book, give it to a friend
>havent touched a book in a year
>still go on /lit/
i cant be the only one
pic VERY unrelated, you sick fuck

>> No.15976115

>>15976085
me but with Stoner instead of lolita, I haven't read since

>> No.15976139

>>15976115
how'd you like it, anon?

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>>15972851
today I talked to her for a few hours

>> No.15976420

>>15972851
Sounds fun anon, i do this but with my guitar and harmonica aswell, poems can make for great songs.

>> No.15977176

>>15975990
>I told my mother a joke and she's laughing
nice

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>>15972851
>all my flatmates are gone until Wednesday
>I can finally read poetry as loud as I want without feeling embarrassed
>I can also do funny voices when the poem is funny
>I can do all of this while walking in the flat, sometimes dancing a little bit when the poem is joyful
>life feels good again

>> No.15977205

>>15972851
Based.

I got up before dawn and went on a brutal hike. Passed 18 people. Passed by none.

Oh shit this isn't /fit/...I also read Sloterdijk on my runner's high, it was comfy.

>> No.15977207

>>15972851
This is just a cope. They're gone for 3 days. 3 days isn't enough time to do anything. Maybe enough to spend every last dollar you have on lottery tickets so you don't need to cope and play pretend anymore. Imagine coping with living with roommates. Imagine being a rent cuck. I've said it a million times, if I didn't own my house I would kill myself tomorrow unless I was extremely rich.

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>>15977191
Is being mean to people on the internet a good use of your time?

>> No.15977495

>>15977483
lovely cat

>> No.15977769

>>15977205
>this isn't /fit/.
/fitlit/'s never really going to die. i went swimming and claimed the fast lane for myself alone, all the other lanes being full.
showered four times today- all very comfy but probably going to fuck up my skin if i do it everyday. sometimes i draw poetry on my shower doors with soap but today i forgot both times i was in there.
might read some fairytales before bed now i've had soup.

>> No.15978323

>>15972851
Finally started putting in job applications again after being screwed out of a dream job that I was about to start due to covid. It's a small step, but it feels good to make steps towards improving my life again

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>>15977495
My other one has good taste in literature

>> No.15978338

>>15972851
>read poetry as loud as I want without feeling embarrassed
The trick is to learn how to do this even when they're there.

>> No.15979758

>>15975935
if a girl wants to fuck she probably doesn't care about your dick size. that's jewish propaganda. literally get it in and earn some confidence

>> No.15981465

>>15972851
lol

>> No.15982262

>>15974671
I don't use discord anon but share some rare poetry with me, I'll read it and I'll think of you.

>> No.15983307

>>15982262
bumping for this anon to hopefully see this

>> No.15983345

>>15972851
I don't have any homework due tonight. I'll probably finish reading a book today.

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>>15972851
>get a match with a pretty girl on tinder
>she sends me a message, we start talking
>feels great talking to her, we have so much in common
>too bad we live 80km apart (rural anon here)
>one day we're in a call at midnight and she goes ''anon tomorrow i'll be at your home, get ready''
>she actually comes and we spent an entire week together at my home
>now i have a gf, it's just sad that i'll be seeing her like a time in a month or less
i made it anons, i'm so happy

>> No.15983770

>>15983464
Good shit anon, enjoy slipping it in

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>>15976139
I loved it. I think it subtly speaks to the experience of being a man in the modern western world in a way that isn't usually easily expressed in words. I bought a bunch of classics as soon as I finished it, thinking I was about to enter the world of the literati. I've been on /lit/ shitposting and trying to glean info on books I probably will never actually read myself ever since.

>> No.15983813

>>15983770
she's into reading too, but it's mostly teenager romances. What books should i get her so she dives deeper into literature?

>> No.15983818

>>15972888
envious. not jealous

>> No.15983832

>>15983813
Symposium

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>>15983464
Can you post your entire chatlog right now I need to see how speaking to a female works in practise

>> No.15983856

>>15983841
i would post, but you'd have to understand portuguese to be able to read it

>> No.15983908

>>15983856
How do you start the conversation though?

>> No.15983944

>>15983908
she started, i was lucky af dude. We just had a comically amount of stuff in common, so the conversation just had a good flow

>> No.15983961

>>15983944
nice, too bad you can't help me but I'm happy for you anon

>> No.15983990

>>15972851
this plus eccentrically dancing, air conducting and singing to classical music. I don't know if I have autism or something but I can't enjoy classical while sitting still.

>> No.15984001

>>15983813
Since you mentioned you speak Portuguese, try Blindness (Ensaio sobre a cegueira) by Jose Saramago. Not sure if you're a fandangofag or a capoeirafag but it's a good one regardless.

>> No.15984047

>>15983813
I'd say Dosto, maybe recommend her the short stories first

>> No.15984244

>>15984001
capoeirafag here, i was thinking about starting brazillian works with Memórias Póstumas de Brás Cubas or Dom Casmurro

>>15984047
Dosto seems pretty appropriate, since it was where i started too (Crime and Punishment)

I just want to at least discuss shit like Camus or No Longer Human with my future /lit/ gf anons

>> No.15984263

>>15975935
Your dick probably isnt as small as you think it is

>> No.15984273

Fuck you for having nice feelings
t. regular sufferer

>> No.15984287

>>15984244
Zweig is also a good choice. Short stories, full of emotions, high quality, easy to read, intellectual depth. Camus, Hugo (his short novels), Mauriac also work.

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15984359

>Return to city that I used to live in for a few weeks
>Haven't been here for a whole year!
>Meet old friends again
>They all seem happy to see me
>Even get some sexy time with an old flirt (Bow-chikka-wow-oooow)
>Writing 1,500 words every night before going to bed
>Get to drink lots of cheap and good wine

Who knew life could be so pleasurable!

>> No.15984379

>>15984263
Yeah this. I was convinced for the longest time that I had a less than average sized piece. When I finally started having sex, every girl told me it was actually enormous.

>> No.15984428

>>15984379
the ideal size is like 16 cm, depending on the girl
don't let porn fool you anons

>> No.15984780

>>15975935
lol i've done this too, it feels horrible turning down sex because you remember you're not mandingo. porn fucks your brain. I thought I had tiny pp too and expected a comment on it atleast but a few moans from her in and you feel less insecure about that shit

>> No.15984806

>>15972851
>share nice feelings
Shut the fuck up retard. You don't get to spend all day shitting on people's taste in literature and get to feel good. Feel like fucking shit forever. The poems you like fucking suck and I'm glad your flatmates think you're a fag for reciting them out loud. Fuck you.

>> No.15984897

>>15983990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWMkF_itc8

is this you, anon?

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>>15984428
>the ideal size is like 16 cm

>> No.15985566

>>15985546
Smaller is okay anon, only extremely small sizes and micropenises can be a real hinderance.

>> No.15985623

>>15985546
it will only be real bad if it's like 12 or less, it's just a matter of doing a good oral + a position that fits nice. No need to worry