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>dog barks at me
>think he wants attention so I pat the couch next to me
>barks again and points nose at door
>think he needs to piss
>open the door thinking I’m being a good dog sitter
>he runs straight towards my brothers gf sitting by the pool outside

Not even my dog respects me
>obligatory books for this feel

>> No.15969447

Is she white, anon...? If so, please keep an eye on her if the dog loves her so much.

>> No.15969474

>>15969447
I think my bro said she was like 3% black or something. She does really like the dog though. Very worrying.

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>>15969430
fuck you OP I definitely thought this was gonna go
>open the door thinking I’m being a good dog sitter
>he runs straight into the street and gets smushed by a car

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>>15969496
Subversion of subversion

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>>15969496
Also this actually just happened and I’m pissed at him. I’m not giving him any treats or bacon or cheese tomorrow. He can have his damned dog food.

Goddamn spoiled dog.

>> No.15969618

Dogs, unless they're very old (older than 8), need to burn off excess energy, so they like to play, run, jump and do shit. It's unnatural for them to lay on the floor all day long. If you do this, you're not a good sitter, at all.

>> No.15970066

>>15969618
Bit harsh. I think he’s seven. Me and him were out earlier. It was around his bedtime then though.