/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15966483]

If you don't have a sick ass open liner or jump directly into action / cliffhanger from the first page ala oldboy I am not reading your book

ps: this includes non fiction. there is nothing preventing you from talking about the philosphers you would beat up

[Anonymous No.15966485]

> a sick ass
>ass
Your opinion is irrelevant, you whiny negro.

[Anonymous No.15966498]

>>15966485
>NOOO YOU HAVE TO READ MY BORING BOOKS

[Anonymous No.15966508]

>>15966498
lol, based

[Anonymous No.15966521]

>>15966498
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WRITE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Anonymous No.15966523]

>>15966498
>implying I care what you read and wasn't just shitting on your Niggerese tongue

[Anonymous No.15966534]

Good. It's not like niggers have the intellectual capacity to appreciate epic novellas anyway

[Anonymous No.15966549]

>>15966521
>>15966523
>>15966534
>Y-YOU HAVE TO READ BORING BOOOOOKS O-OR ELSE YOU NIGGER

[Anonymous No.15966575]

just watch marvel movies

[Anonymous No.15966603]

>>15966575
Action and explosions are only engaging in books and videogames

Fuck boring 80s macho explosion movies and boring capeshit

[Anonymous No.15966617]

>>15966549
>boring
I'm sorry books can't cater to your ADHD stricken brain. Maybe try fornite?

[Anonymous No.15966626]

>>15966603
>playing vidya as an adult
what a pleb lmao

[Anonymous No.15966632]

>>15966626
Post your hobbies and favorite book

[Anonymous No.15966667]

>>15966632
Les mis
vidya, movies and tv

[Anonymous No.15966687]

>>15966632
Deadlifting and hiking.
The Divine Comedy
>>15966667
Nice try.

[Anonymous No.15966823]

>>15966687
Imagine having the mindset of a woman by making desicions of their life based around how goot it makes you look

I bet if you did a 9x9 of books you would only have "based classy" books

[Anonymous No.15966835]

>>15966483
>If you don't have a sick ass open liner or jump directly into action / cliffhanger from the first page ala oldboy I am not reading your book
Good. One less smoothbrain reading my artwork.

[Anonymous No.15966847]

>>15966823
I don't understand what you mean. Try English, please.

[Anonymous No.15966868]

>>15966847
I am saying that you are superficial and your shaming tactics only align more with a w*men

How does it feel to have high strogen

[Anonymous No.15966879]

>>15966483

Based. No one gives shit about scenery description or a rambling internal monologue from a character we aren't invested in yet.

[Anonymous No.15966896]

>>15966868
>being healthy, muscular and outgoing is being superficial
Read Mishima, pleb.

[Anonymous No.15966913]

>>15966483

>a sick ass

[Anonymous No.15966929]

>>15966896
>I make desicions based around people perception around me
>I try to shame males based on the aesthetics of their hobbies
>I announce my hobbies publicly so everyone have to see them
Dont forget to mention how a person like me willl never get a girlgriend and post about your new squat record so your social dopamine receptors get their fix
Also remember to check yourself for that hormonal inbalance

[Anonymous No.15966947]

>>15966913
to be fair, horses, donkeys and zebras have a sickass thicc ass

[Anonymous No.15966973]

>>15966929
>I make desicions based around people perception around me
I don't like socializing if that's what you mean.
>I try to shame males based on the aesthetics of their hobbies
Are you crying because I call you a pleb? kek that happens everyday here, you stupid pleb.
>I announce my hobbies publicly so everyone have to see them
You asked me, faggot. You asked about my hobbies. Then act like a bitch when I answer.
>Dont forget to mention how a person like me willl never get a girlgriend and post about your new squat record so your social dopamine receptors get their fix
Whoa, are you having a depressive episode or something? I couldn't give two shits about your life even if I tried.
>Also remember to check yourself for that hormonal inbalance
Check your IQ, negroid. You can't read books unless their Michael Bay-esque. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.15967005]

>>15966973
>N-NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME I BASED MY ENTIRE IDENTITY AND HOBBIES AROUND BEING BASED

[Anonymous No.15967029]

>>15967005
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CALL ME A PLEB AND SAY YOU LIFT AS A HOBBY, I'M BASED FOR NOT READING BOOKS WITHOUT EXPLOSIONS AND BEING INSECURE REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.15967044]

>>15967005
>gets triggered when someone makes fun of them playing vidya
>posts this
Oh the irony

[Anonymous No.15967070]

>>15967029
>>15967044
>resorts to shaming tactics which somehow translate to being right and armchair psychology analisys
Amazing, is like I am arguing with real women

[Anonymous No.15967094]

>>15967070
>resorts to calling others "women" (the very people he hates) and fantasizes about talking to "real women" after he's exposed as a fraud
You're being a triggered, bitch.

[Anonymous No.15967128]

*dabs on the women above my post*