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If he wrote a book, what would it be about?

>> No.15965781

>>15965753
DUDE WEED LMAO, DUDE MMA IS SO FUCKING COOL LMAO and DUDE ALIENS LMAO

>> No.15965792
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JUST

>> No.15965813

>>15965781
>Joe, you're 78 years old
>You've had the opportunity to speak with thousands of different people since the inception of your podcast
>Your guests included intellectuals from all sorts of fields
>What will you write in your memoir?
>Joe: DUDE WEED LMAO, DUDE MMA IS SO FUCKING COOL LMAO and DUDE ALIENS LMAO

>> No.15966021

>>15965753
Training chimps and gorillas to fight in a primate MMA

>> No.15966043
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15966043

Like all the other books by stand up comics and radio show hosts.

>> No.15966061

I still have no idea who this baldy is even though I've seen him posted on 4chan for years

>> No.15966139

>>15966061
Just an interview guy. Like a radio DJ show. Appeals to college age audience and is into stuff so he’s brought up here.

Played a character, himself really, on the old show News Radio

>> No.15966207

DUDE DMT IS SOOOO FUCKING COOL, LIKE YOU GET TOUCHED BY LIGHT AND SHIT.

>> No.15966219

>>15966043
>>15966139
shut up fat fucking bitch.

>> No.15966220

Dick Ripping Monkeys

>> No.15966234

>>15966043
>>15966139
kill yourself

>> No.15966237

>>15965753
The intricacies of the meticulous craft of standup

>> No.15966247

>>15966043
>>15966139
Kek based

>> No.15966250

>>15965792
6' 0'' vs 5' 11''

>> No.15966269

>>15965753
Biography and anecdotes.

Nothing more.

>> No.15966296

>>15966247
stop replying to uor self butternoth

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>> No.15966332

>>15966237
this

>> No.15966448

>>15966139
Dont care about topic just wanted to say you're a faggot and a retard

>> No.15966464
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>>15965753
“Dude, have you tried DMT? It’s crazy man. Jamie, pull up that video where chimps are fighting. Man, look at them, that’s fucking crazy. Look at those things. They could rip your ass apart. There’s actually a theory that we’ve evolved from chimps who did DMT.”

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>>15965753
>DUDE WEED
>Try DMT at least once
>Chimps bro
>Imagine Chimps in an MMA fight
>Dude, what if... We're the aliens to aliens
>WHOA

>> No.15966536

I can't believe he's moving from California to Texas to dodge the tax bill on his 100 million dollar contract. He claims LA is "too crowded" despite being one of the most spread out cities in the whole country, and then movies to Houston another big ass sprawling piece of shit. More likely he's just going to buy some dude ranch somewhere and use that as his residence for tax purposes while living full time in LA still.

>> No.15966578

>>15966536
Can't really blame him, smart move.

>> No.15966593

>>15966061
A sounding board for disinformation

>> No.15966610

>>15965813
>intellectuals

>> No.15966631

>>15966593
Yeah he let Bernie go on there and sing the praises of socialist medicine for over an hour! He need to be deplatformed now! The NY Times would never allow something like that to happen.

>> No.15966659

>>15966578
Waste of fuel. Rich people aren’t too bright.

>> No.15966676

>>15966659
What's your job

>> No.15966716

>>15965753
Either one of those lame "comedian" books full of rejected/slightly altered standup bits, or a memoir about meeting all these famous people and having a weird place in the public eye. I doubt he would though, everybody knows what this guy thinks and watches every day pretty much.

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>>15966676

>> No.15966730

>>15966043
> stand up comic
But he just thinks he's one.

>> No.15966979

>>15966631
Bernie's chance was long gone by then. All grifts need a modicum of "truth" to be believable. I'm not placing any blame here.

>> No.15966997

>>15965753
Whatever he tells the ghost writer it's supposed to be about.

>> No.15967006

>>15965753
The Chimp Conspiracy against the Human Race

>> No.15967028

>>15966495
It’s funny, I started listening to Rogan somewhat recently and none of this stuff really comes up often.

>> No.15967061

>>15967028
It’s because he knows he turned into a money grubbing faggot and doesn’t want to face these thoughts while high.

>> No.15967126

>>15965753
making libtards seethe

>> No.15967141

>>15965753

How to leglock and prepare an elk for DMT elves - by Roe Jogan

>> No.15967316

joe rogan is retarded

>> No.15967335 [DELETED] 

>>15967061
He knew he could be cancelled by youtube at anytime, so why not take a gigantic payday to be uncancellable? Of course, if he's longer on youtube most people will stop watching him. I'm sure as hell not gonna sign up for spotify just to listen to some pedo from mit talk about pop physics etc. i only watch once in a while when he has a good guest, like I hope he has William Leonad Pickard on before he goes spotify exclusive

>> No.15967581

>>15966495
kek

>> No.15968079

>>15965753
probably something you wouldnt expect like Elk Hunting or his early days trying to find a job... definitely not anything lofty or what you would expect from a guy with access to the American cultural elite.

>> No.15968464

>>15966610
Yes.

>> No.15968937

>>15965753
It would be a cook book on all the things you can do with Elk meet.

>> No.15968946

something about combat sports i'd imagine

>> No.15968947

>>15966495
lmfao

>> No.15970605

>>15966536
I thought he was moving to Austin.

>> No.15970807

>>15965753
considering he has no strong opinion on anything..
a phonebook would suit him

>> No.15971501

>>15966610
This.

90% of is guests are fucking pseudo intellectuals who babble on about a bunch of nothing

>> No.15971563

>>15965753
The philosophy of comedy

>> No.15971722

Someone said he appeals to college kids. He also appeals to gen x. 40yo dads.

>> No.15971771

>>15966139

Shut up niggerscatwhore. Dont make post the asylumpasta again.

>>15966061

Ufc commentator with a show for normirs

>> No.15971825

>>15971771
I wouldnt show its a show for normies. A lot of the ideas presented most normies would write off as crazy.
The attraction is to halfwits and midwits open to alternative ideas but never interested enough to pursue anything past drinking session summarisations.

Rogan is an everyday mans figure of authority, successful media personality, his ideas must be somewhat correct.. r-right?
His guests have degrees and published books. They further reinforce the ideas.. With passing days it becomes trivia to be recollected only a few more times.

Broo I see the world so differently now... Its just like different.

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ayy lmaos

>> No.15972005

>>15966237
How many chapters on stool fucking?

>> No.15972868

>>15971957
>2 leggers
kek

>> No.15972905 [DELETED] 

>>15971957
Haven't done DMT, but when I took a sugar cube soaked in liquid LSD some cat lizards climbed out of my friends rug and sat on my lap and shoulders. Maybe they were from the same dimension but a different species?