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Are there any good self help books regarding successful kidnapping and how to properly get away with rape?

>> No.15962681

mx dxxxx dxxx

>> No.15962692
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>>15962672
His face, why must he be smug when he is wrong?

>> No.15962699

>>15962672
Get a life you fucking loser.

>> No.15962707

>>15962699
Excuse you?

>> No.15962715

>>15962707
Fuck off. You ruin this board playing with other mens dicks.

>> No.15962727

>>15962672
Get some friends, u are going to be ok. Dont come to the boards, you will get your life together and the world isnt doomed

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>>15962672
>>15962672
What bugs me: what happened to me library book club card? Oy m8 what you reckon?

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>>15962715
Frick off mate, will you.

>> No.15962997

>>15962715
Seethe harder dicklet

>> No.15963122

>>15962715
Lmao this is an actual woman

>> No.15963133

>>15962727
Ok mommy

>> No.15963171

STEVUHN

>> No.15964426

>>15962727
^_^

>> No.15964442

>self-help books
<mmmh yes something practical about accepting and loving yourself and others as they are becau-
>about kidnapping and raping and getting away with it
I love the internet

>> No.15964445

i think thats one of Jordan Petersons 12 rules. Not sure.

>> No.15964462

>>15962672
>The teacher La'Squisha raised one leg and leaned away from Quintin, letting it rip.
>"T-thank you for that," says The Book Club. "I can't have been more impressed by the oeuvre of the African diaspora."
>"Don't mention it, baby," says La'Squisha, waving her hand. "You know I love you white boys."
>Suddenly, with a jolt of urgency, Quintin runs out of the classroom and vomits inside of a bin with a brexist and wakanda posters on it.
>"Nice cock," he mumbles into the receptacle with vomitus on his lips. "Nig fat fellows, huge whopsies, merry little cracks"

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>>15962715

>> No.15964503

>AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT RAPE. IT'S ILLEGAL! AND YET THE NEED TO SEXUALLY DISCHARGE AND TO PROCREATE IS AN ARCHETYPAL STORY ABOUT CONQUERING THE CHAOS OF DEATH AND DECAY BY CREATING MORE LIFE! IT'S A STORY THAT'S EVERYWHERE! IT'S PREPOSTEROUS TO MAKE SUCH A VITAL IMPULSE FORBIDDEN! TO RAPE IS TO CREATE AND WHEN YOU DECIDE TO RAPE YOU ENTER THE BELLY OF THE BEAST. SOCIETY SAYS IT'S ILLEGAL AND IMMORAL BUT WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO? JUST NOT RAPE? LET'S BE SERIOUS. SOLZHENITZIN SAYS, AND YOU CAN CONTRAST THIS WITH SIMBA IN THE LION KING, SOLZHENITZIN SAYS THAT POWER PISSES ON THE WEAK. SO THEN IT'S REALLY SELF-EVIDENT, THAT IS SELF-EVIDENT TO ANYONE NOT INDOCTRINATED BY POSTMODERN NEO-MARXISM, THAT TO DENY YOURSELF THE IMPULSE TO RAPE IS TO EFFECTIVELY EMASCULATE YOURSELF!

>> No.15964604

>>15962672
how old was he in this pic? high school?

>> No.15964619

>>15964604
EDIT: Thanks for the reddit gold you guys!

>> No.15964678

>>15962672
I'm in Leeds, can we make a peepee video?