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What does he reads?
>>15948737The back of a cereal box
Lacan and Hegel but only to namedrop them
>>15948737A true aesthete. Like the Butterball cenobite in Hellraiser
FPG test results
>>15948737McDonald’s menu in braille
>>15948759>FPGI had to look that up. You or someone you know is a fat pig
>>15948771I just looked up what a diabetes test is called, kekI'm 5'11 and my weight tends to fluctuate between 135 and 140lbs
His medical bills
>>15948779Bruh work out. At least hit 150 even if you are slender.
>>15948737Siege by James Mason
>>15948820To be fair SMT isnt bad. Persona and Catherine are gutter trash though.
>>15948819I do exercise regularly (although I've mostly been doing cardio since quarantine hit). Big part of it is just that I metabolize like a fucking jet engine. As long as I don't neglect exercise as a whole I'll be alright, can't end up like OP image
>>15948758He'd probably eat Butterball
>>15948779Hello hungry skellington
>>15948737Warhammer wiki>>15948760He's a gnostic?
>>15948737is it west decline?
Its incredible that he can still walk. Imagine being this fat and wander through the city, making people panic and feel uncomfortable just with your mere presence and bloated belly. Though that in US this may not be so uncommon.
Must be a Gnostic
>>15949486Very common in places that "everyone goes" like Wal-Mart or airports. I've never seen anyone that fat in a Barnes and Noble before though lmao.
>>15949486Only the US is so decadent as to belittle this man. In third world countries being fat is a sign of wealth and being able to buy enough food. Woman there would throw themselves at this man
He's a big guy
>>15949486The weightlet fears the fupa
>>15948737"La vie de Gargantua et de Pantagrue" by Rabelais
>>15949520Women in other countries aren't dumb enough to think that being this fat is a financial accomplishment in developed countries when shit like mcdonalds is cheap and easy. You're thinking of pre-1800s peasant women
>>15948737Covid has done a number on my fitness but holy shit. Please can a scientist explain to me how you get that fat? Hormone dysregulation? Mental disorder?
consumerism was a mistake bros.
>>15948737Whatever's written on his shirt
>>15948737Warhammer books and VN's
>>15950880>warhammer booksYou mean like this guy?
>>15950007I would fuck the fat bitch next to the furry.
>>15950897yes. Warhammer books are for autismo /fit/s or autismo fat failures. really anything that you can add the descriptor autismo too.
>>15950897I love the Golden One. Don't make fun of him.
>>15950903id fuck the furry lmao. i have a snuff fetish and i think he would be ok with it.
>>15949486I have never seen a person like this and I have lived in America for 25 years. Granted, I don't go out much, but I'm not a complete shut-in and have traveled to 5 or 6 different states. They aren't THAT common even here in the States.
>>15949543quintessential Fatboy literature
>>15948737He read Gurdjieff and retained *too much* semen.
>>15948874"jet engine" implies power, you have the metabolism of a hummingbird.
>>15948737Confederacy of Dunces, but only so he can make fun of the main character.
>>15949930This reminds me of the Gears of War book my friend in high school had me read and I really liked it. I want to go back and re-read to see if it was actually good or not pic unrelated
>>15951337I can do 10 pull ups and 25 dips. Not a monumental feat with low weight, but good enough for me, /fit/izen
>>15951389redpill me on "the squeeze zone"