Why Scandinavians suck at art and literature

[Anonymous No.15941118]

This makes a lot of sense if you apply it to Scandinavia. Look at Greek art. Females were portrayed as pale because they were in the kitchen so the sun didn't burn them. Males were portrayed as dark (tanned) because they were out there in the sun earning a living. Before you go full /pol/tard you should considered that this has nothing to do with race but with the portrayal of their gender and function. Either way, among whites, women prefer those with darker features (hair, skin, etc.) but with blue eyes. Pale and blonde = feminine.

Now, as you know, Scandinavia is having a massive increase in trannies. Like holy shit. Many young men are becoming trannies. Who make the best trannies? Blond men. They're basically women already. All it takes is a little push.

As you now, Scandinavia has sucked in art and literature historically. They just don't have in them. Why? Because artistic pursuits are fundamentally masculine. Art requires reason, drive, spirit, and balls. Good male artists abound, good female artists are scarce. In the past, women were receptors of good romantic poems made by men. Men are active, women are passives. And Scandinavians suck at art because they are feminine, and they are feminine because they are blond.

Now, as feminine cultures, they care for comfort and living standards because women are neat and materialistic and want a clean house. Comfort kills the creative drive. So not only are Scandinavians feminine and therefore not artistic, but they are also materialistic and bland societies who live bubbled lives which don't enable the creative juices.

Blond & pale = feminine = high living standards = sucking at art.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
THE GREEKS WERE RIGHT.

[Anonymous No.15941361]

stfu.
I'm a Danish, pale, brown-haired fucking viking-descendant.
If you ever call me feminine again, I'll widen your gf's vagina so hard, she won't ever be able to feel your pencil-dick ever again.
You don't know shit about other parts of Scandinavia than fucking faggot Sweden.

[Anonymous No.15941380]

>>15941361
>brown-haired
Then no one's talking about you faggot lmao imagine defending the Swedcucks

[Anonymous No.15941414]

>>15941380
I'm not defending those idiots.
They're all gay muslim-orbitors.
I called them faggots in my post.
But it seems like everyone thinks all scandinavian countries are like them.

[Anonymous No.15941593]

>>15941414
Relax it’s ameritards being mutts again

[Anonymous No.15941600]

>>15941361
Woah, what's with the phallic obsession, squire? You got something you wanna tell us?

[Anonymous No.15941611]

>>15941118
This can also apply to cuisine too, no?

[Anonymous No.15941615]

>>15941361
>muh dik
You're no better than a negro, Mikkel.

[Anonymous No.15941625]

>>15941118
Girls say they like my pale skin. I've been described as "white marble" and "corpse-like, but like Edward from twilight"
So, I think it's a bunch of hooey.

[Anonymous No.15941648]

>>15941625
They like it but for themselves. Women only give specific compliments when they want that thing for themselves.

[Anonymous No.15941649]

>>15941361
>all the countries are white
BBCposters on suicide watch lmao

[Anonymous No.15941673]

>>15941649
>Italy is white only when it helps my cause
Typical /pol/tard.

[Anonymous No.15941706]

>>15941615
kek

[Anonymous No.15941810]

>>15941673
Italy is white you dumb nigger. How the fuck did you manage to get pleb filtered by the absolute bottom tier of /pol banter? That stuff is only supposed to work on redditors.

[Anonymous No.15941834]

>>15941810
>we're only pretending to be retarded xD
I've been to /pol/. They meant it more often than not.

[Anonymous No.15941855]

>>15941810
>italy is white

[Anonymous No.15941932]

>>15941834
>I've been to /pol/

[Anonymous No.15943041]

>>15941648
So when they say I'm so tall or I look so fit, what they mean is that they want to be giant pale amazons? When they say my dick is big what they mean is they wish they had a big dick?

[Anonymous No.15943057]

>>15943041
Yes.

[Anonymous No.15943062]

>>15941932
cope

[Anonymous No.15943079]

M3DBVLLZ VVIN AGAIN

[Anonymous No.15943080]

Scandinavia has plenty of art and literature you retard imbecile.

[Anonymous No.15943086]

>>15943080
and it's all boring and grim

[Anonymous No.15943126]

>>15941118
Anders Zorn was Swedish, I think. Great painter.

There is also the king of pseuds Ingmar Bergman.

[Anonymous No.15943290]

>>15941118
Christian Anderson
Sven Nordqvist
Elsa Beskow
Astrid Lindgren
Tove Jannson
Kay Nielsen

[Anonymous No.15943524]

>>15941118
This seems like a long-winded post to justify you're jealousy of blonde-haired, blue-eyed Aryans, most likely because you're a spic mutt who got cucked by an Aryan BVLL

[Anonymous No.15943552]

They're really good at black metal.

[Anonymous No.15943555]

>>15943524
Aryans are Iranians, not albino n*ggers. But good to know MED BVULLS live rent-free in your mind.

[Anonymous No.15943578]

>>15943555
>live rent-free
>says the guy who has images saved of his fantasies about fucking white girls that will never want him
The only time scandinavians think about meds is when we make jokes about how lazy and stupid they are

[Anonymous No.15943601]

>>15941118
Edvard Munch is from Norway and 'The Scream' is one of the most recognized paintings in the world. Henrik Ibsen is from Sweden and his plays are only second to Shakespeare in the number of performances. Ingmar Bergman was Swedish and is one of the most influential directors ever.

[Anonymous No.15943614]

>>15943555
checkd and kekd

[Anonymous No.15943615]

OP confirmed for swarthoid manlet

[Anonymous No.15943632]

>>15943601
For such millenary cultures, having three recent artists doesn't really say much. And Ibsen is from Norway, not Sweden (and he also wrote in Danish). Scandinavia is a cultural desert compared to other parts of the world.

[Anonymous No.15943634]

>>15941118
its not as if the rest of the world are beacons of creativity these days either

[Anonymous No.15943697]

>>15943634
Let's go back to the 19th century, compare them with Britain, Western Europe or Eastern Europe and they still suck. There's no other way around it. Climate might also be a reason.

[Anonymous No.15943849]

>>15941118
>>15943697
>who is Hamsun
>who is H C Anderson
>who is Astrid Lindgren
>who is Ibsen
>who is Jansson

get educated. It's not on level with the countries you named but it's far from sucking

[Anonymous No.15943858]

>>15941118
Why do Scandinavians suck at Chess?

[Anonymous No.15943869]

>>15943632
My mistake, but Danish is still a Scandinavian language so doesn't matter either way. There are other artists but those are the three most famous. There's only 21m people living in present-day Scandinavia and far less in the past. Their food fucking sucks though but that's because their nations are all so northern.

I'm not even Scandinavian so not going to waste my breath defending them anymore.

[Anonymous No.15943887]

>>15943849
>5 writers in 2000 years
Impressive for albino n*ggers, I guess.

[Anonymous No.15943920]

>>15943887
Those are just the ones I have read. You just sound like a racist. Why the hate?

[Anonymous No.15943941]

>>15943920
It's just banter, lad. You also forgot Strindberg.

[Anonymous No.15943955]

>>15943858
Russia is the best by average rating of top ten players and number of grandmasters, but the world chess champion since 2013 is Magnus Carlsen, a Norwegian, with the highest FIDE rating in history.

[Anonymous No.15944075]

>>15941361
Based Dane

[Anonymous No.15944250]

>>15943955
I'd say Carlson is an outlier, he has a didactic memory and, while Chess might not be primarily a game of memorization, Carlson I believe has said the majority of the moves he makes he already knows within seconds and the time he takes in addition to think is largely to make sure his memory regarding it is correct.

[Anonymous No.15944254]

>>15944075
>muh dik tier argument
>based