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o.O

>> No.15940503

When I was twelve or thirteen I read some James Patterson-esque book that had a pretty graphic sex scene. Couldn't contain myself. Also Lolita of course.

>> No.15940510

>>15940491
I always read Houellebecq with a boner

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>>15940510

Holy

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>>15940510

Fucking

>> No.15940547

>>15940542
итттттттттттттттттттттттт

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>>15940510

Based

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>>15940542

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>>15940547
tell me im the best and i will remove it

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>>15940561
Nah, I'm just going to regard your post as a metaphor for the massive cock of >>15940510 .

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Aztec by Gary Jennings.
I had to shake it off when the priests killed Mixtli's daughter and wore her skin and danced around in it and the crowd was cheering.
Also his dream about banging his (dead) daughter, later in the book.

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>>15940598

Based

>> No.15940617

Confessions of a Mask, almost. Way too gay.

>> No.15940618

Harry Potter made me pop some mad boners desu
I was shit with girls and it allowed me to fantasize

>> No.15940650

>>15940598
Lmao maybe the first twenty pages. Everything after the Enchanted Hunters is "Oh yeah, girls are actually really fucking annoying, I forgot."

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>>15940491
Yeah, last night. This was a pretty great book.

>> No.15940738

>>15940491
I had to keep putting down The Savage Detectives so that I could masturbate

>> No.15941718

Captain Underpants action scenes

>> No.15942075

>>15940650
Every time anyone has anything to say about Lolita, apart from "holy shit, Humbert is a fucking creep," I'm left wondering whether we read the same book.