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1592104 No.1592104 [Reply] [Original]

how do I become an eastern philosophy professor?

>> No.1592112

"ching chong tong tung"

and repeat.

>> No.1592116

>>1592112

elaborate.

>> No.1592140

1. move to asia for a while.
2. come back to the west and only wear ceremonial asian clothing.
3. touch everything you can and visibly ponder over it for awkward amounts of time.
4. speak softly, and only use circular logic.
5. ????
6. profit

>> No.1592158

listen to a few alan watts tapes, read a bit of D.T. Suzuki and watch the Karate Kid about twenty times

>> No.1592163

>>1592158
Good point on the Karate Kid. But remember you have to watch the sequels, and seriously meditate on the substance of the Jack Chan version.

>> No.1592166

>>1592158
this. and if you're going to read watts you better read gary snyder as well.

>> No.1592168

>>1592140
i lol'd but no, bro.

showing paradoxes doesn't necessarily mean circular logic. or does it? if so, explain. i kind of feel why you said that, but i can't imagine every example being a case for it.

i would say op needs to go to school and get the desired degree and get a teaching certificate. shabam. there you go. its not magic.

>> No.1592183

OP here I already have a regular philosophy BA
but I dont think eastern phil is very popular in the west...


Might be teaching english in Asia for a couple years

I dunno what to do

>> No.1592203

Learn to cook chicken feet. Then you're qualified.

>> No.1592210

>>1592183
I taught at a uni in Thailand for a year. Loved it. Taught conversational classes and American/English short story. I didn't learn much about eastern philosophy but I wasn't really trying to either.

>> No.1592211

>>1592183
teaching english in asia is a great idea. the job is in reasonably high demand in korea and china for sure. had friends who taught in both places. and you don't need to speak anything but english.

i'm sure there are philosophy departments in some schools with eastern phi. courses. they need teachers too.

>> No.1592213

>>1592104
great gatsby is gonna be a movie in 3d!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhVFaJp3kT8

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1592219

Just show up one day and start teaching.

>> No.1592227

>>1592219
Then get fired, enroll as a student and form a rock band.

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>>1592219

ya lol