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15902596 No.15902596 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>buy a few books at the bookstore, including Infinite Jest
>leave them on my balcony's sill for a couple days because of coronavirus
>neighbours' cat jumps on my balcony and makes IJ fall off
>dude is walking beneath
>IJ hits him on the head and kills him instantly

Fuck this I'm never going to read DFW again

>> No.15902677

>>15902596
Wow

>> No.15902682

>>15902596
Will you be held accountable?

>> No.15902871
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15902871

>>15902596
Who's the killer: Anon, the cat, the neighbors, or David Foster Wallace? (100 marks)

>> No.15902877

>>15902871
DFW without a shadow of a doubt.

>> No.15902886

>>15902877
please explain your reasoning

>> No.15902902

>>15902886
Maybe if he hadn’t written so many footnotes the book wouldn’t have been so fucking heavy! David’s Foster-Wallace killed that man!

>> No.15903023

>>15902596
Op is to blame here. Why do you have books on your balcony? They are not safe out there and need to be kept locked away from the public