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Would you rather live the life (and afterlife if applicable) of Faust or of Stoner? You must choose one. There is a correct answer.

>> No.15882842

>>15882800
the virgin stoner vs the chad faust

>> No.15882927

They are one and the same. Faust squabbled his opportunity, just as the stoner squabbles his time. next

>> No.15882942

>>15882800
I'd be with the mermaid. I couldn't fuck her, but i could cuddle her, and she could give me a blowjob.

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>>15882800
I'd rather bang the mermaid and have little merbabies with her. My descendants would rule the seas.

>> No.15883024

>>15882942
She has the bottom half of a female fish what are you talking about?

>> No.15883048

>>15882800
Faust of course.

>> No.15883695

>>15882942
>I couldn't fuck her

Not with that attitude.

>> No.15883883

>>15882927
>squabbled
You mean squandered, right?

>> No.15883938
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>>15883883
>You mean squandered, right?

>> No.15884029

>>15882942
Any books where a human man manages to have sex with a mermaid, bros?

>> No.15884053

>>15884029
the movie The Lighthouse

>> No.15885455

I'd rather live the life of a mer.

>> No.15886140

>>15882800
Faust

>> No.15886179

>>15882800

Would you rather have a girlfriend with a human top half and fish bottom half, or the other way around?

>> No.15886186

>>15886179
Human top, fish bottom.

>> No.15886197

Why are mermaids such comfy coom material, bros?

>> No.15886256

>>15886197

Good Q. Maybe it's the obvious physical associations a fish tail conjures up - wet, slippery, fish-smelling (haha)

Maybe it's more metaphorical - the idea of a woman being animalistic below the waist.

Also the idea of a woman being partly wild creature is appealing because it suggests she is timid and unaccustomed to the ways of the human world, and we must PROTECC (and impregnate, obviously).

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>>15882800
we know faust's soul got saved, so faust

>> No.15887910

>>15882942
Nothing wrong with getting a little cloaca

>> No.15887919

>>15883938
When even fucking butterfly knows you're retarded all you can do is cope

>> No.15887943

>>15886179
Are you dumb? You want to fuck a human bottom half while groping fish scales and seeing a soulless head limp around while out of water?

>> No.15888057

>>15886197
They're graceful creatures that combine fantasy and humanity.

>> No.15888087

>>15887919
cope1 | kōp |
verb [no object]
(of a person) deal effectively with something difficult: his ability to cope with stress | it all got too much for me and I couldn't cope.
• (of a machine or system) have the capacity to deal successfully with: the roads are barely adequate to cope with the present traffic.

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>>15882800
mmm, fishpussy...