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Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:20:39 2020 No.15867410 [DELETED]

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>Oh my GAWD, Becky, you'll never guess who I saw on Tinder last night!
>Ohmigod, who did you see?
>.........ANON!!!
>*Both, initially in unison but then in a piercing and discordant noise that can be heard for 50 metres in all directions* TEEEEEHEEEEE HAHAHAHAHA Oh my God!
>Why is he using Tinder? Do guys like him even like girls? Do any GIRLS even find guys like him sexy? What did he even look like? What did his profile say?
>It was so sad! It was just him being pictured on his own next to famous landmarks! He probably read that girls don't like selfies and got some poor tourists to take his picture! Ummm, hello?! The point of no selfies isn't no selfies, it's to prove to girls that you have friends and you're not an incel creep who hates women!
>Oh my God, did you swipe him right? That would be SO funny. He barely talked to you all year but he probably thinks he has a chance.
>I *did* match him... And we matched! I've already sent his profile to the Nice Guys of Tinder Instagram account and my friend who writes at BuzzFeed will include him in their monthly roundup!
>Ohmigod, what next? Shall we get him to order us pizzas at the sorority house?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:22:06 2020 No.15867421 File: 33 KB, 600x600, 1566635606747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] suck my dick, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:22:29 2020 No.15867425 Girls aren’t really like this anon— you’d know this if you weren’t a sweaty retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:22:34 2020 No.15867426 File: 1.47 MB, 353x448, checkonme.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:23:59 2020 No.15867432 >>15867425 True, girls reserve this level of meanness for other girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:24:16 2020 No.15867438 >>15867410 Joke's on you, I am actually homosexual

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:27:05 2020 No.15867460 >>15867410 This isn't connected to literature at all, there used to be a copypasta with stacies getting employment at some MegaCorp Inc. after graduating with a degree in English, does anyone have it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:27:42 2020 No.15867464 What % of lit is actually incel, I feel like it’s lower than people think

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Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:27:46 2020 No.15867465

>>15867410
recently met with a girl that I used to know from high school some years ago in a local bar where I sat in her table and after talking a bit she rested her head on my shoulder, touched me a lot and when we left she put her arm in mine but I think she does it ironically, and your post somehow backs up this feeling of mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:28:36 2020 No.15867471 >>15867425 Yeah they are actually. Still pathetic making a thread and caring about it though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:29:53 2020 No.15867479 >>15867460 Do you know the keywords? I can look in warosu desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:30:06 2020 No.15867481 >>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:30:47 2020 No.15867486 >>15867464 incel transbian here, I account for over 50% of all /lit/ posts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:30:53 2020 No.15867490 AHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POST

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:30:58 2020 No.15867492 >>15867410 Rent free in their minds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:34:56 2020 No.15867513 >>15867471 No, this is a cope to believe women even give the least bit of a fuck about you to spend their time doing this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:36:58 2020 No.15867526 File: 369 KB, 700x1995, sub-buzz-1935-1574366604-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >buzzfeed nice guys of tinder You gotta admit this is pretty creepy and sad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:37:09 2020 No.15867527 >>15867410 God, I hate women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:37:10 2020 No.15867528 >>15867492 >Living rent-free in the mind of those who live rent-free in your mind Did you just solve economics?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:38:28 2020 No.15867537 >>15867486 You forgot your trip butters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:38:58 2020 No.15867541 >>15867526 that was pathetic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:40:36 2020 No.15867550 >>15867526 >Okay Pretty based.

>>	Q Wed Jul 15 10:41:13 2020 No.15867554 >>15867464 Literature in is essence a incelibate artform it Allows the poor lost souls who do not have love to find it in art. Hell one must simply look to Dante for confirmation

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:41:19 2020 No.15867556 >>15867526 >Okay Chad identified

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Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:41:37 2020 No.15867558

>>15867464
If by “incel” you mean misogynists who post on incel forums then it’s probably pretty low like around 10%
If by “incel” you mean someone who is celibate (i.e. sexless and romanceless) involuntarily (i.e. not by choice) then it’s probably like 70%

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Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:44:20 2020 No.15867580

>>15867460

>Like, oh my GAWD, Stacey, this 5 week holiday is so fun! And after we graduated with our English degrees we get to work as HR assistants at HyperGlobalMegaCorp! I've already picked out most of my outfits!
>I know, Becky! I didn't think getting a job with an English degree would be so easy! Everyone did it! Except for that Anon creep who practically lives at the library! It's like, totally, ironical that he talks so much in tutorials but he doesn't have the emotional intelligence, empathy, and communication skills for the workplace!
>Like, we asked him if he wanted to go to the end of college Humanities major party and he actually said NO! I mean, like, we didn't want him to come, but STILL!
>Wait, why did he even get asked to to go? Didn't everyone think he was a creep because in freshman year he talked to that shy girl with glasses, who turned in to a total slut in her junior year and had to take a semester off for rehab, and he asked her if she wanted to study? Like, did he learn that on an incel alt-right pick up video?
>Oh yeah... Maybe they asked him as a joke...
>*Both*: TEEEEHEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:44:20 2020 No.15867581 File: 154 KB, 1080x602, Image-247878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15867526 I send dumbass huge messages like this to people, but it's usually not about romance and I'm completely wasted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:46:18 2020 No.15867592 >>15867558 You can't be celibate not by choice. Celibacy is voluntary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:49:45 2020 No.15867619 >>15867558 >If by “incel” you mean someone who is celibate (i.e. sexless and romanceless) That would include no masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:55:18 2020 No.15867655 >>15867526 As some other anon elsewhere commented >we need another war

>>	Goes in all fields Wed Jul 15 10:55:34 2020 No.15867659 File: 50 KB, 372x377, 1562507136749.jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it me or is this board just getting worse over time? Are we being raided? There's been so many bad threads in the past day or two I actually don't know

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:57:08 2020 No.15867672 >>15867659 Lockdown.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 10:57:16 2020 No.15867674 >>15867659 have sex