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Need GF Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:38:28 2020 No.15833506 [DELETED]

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Post philosophy that will get me a GF, preferable asap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:39:33 2020 No.15833515 >>15833506 pragmatism

Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:39:44 2020 No.15833518

>>15833506
Dude, this is a literature board. I do not care that you are lonely. We aren't going to make you not lonely. What do you want? Want me to pat you on the back and go "hear, hear. Everything will be fine. I will find you a gf right away." No, I will not.

>>	« Sat Jul 11 16:41:17 2020 No.15833534 File: 52 KB, 508x468, 4FE2A471-31FB-4AD2-AFEB-E3C48721AA6F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >what flavor tea will get me a girlfriend asap!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:41:49 2020 No.15833541 >>15833518 You sound gayer than OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:47:08 2020 No.15833582 >>15833506 i'm 28 and i've never hold hands romantically with a girl let alone kissed one. Are GF's that good? Do i need philosophy to get one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:47:18 2020 No.15833584 >>15833506 Stoicism

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:48:19 2020 No.15833590 >What is the proper way to eat a pbj sandwich that will get me a gf?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:49:19 2020 No.15833600 >>15833515 This

Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:49:28 2020 No.15833601

>>15833506
In the Timaeus, Plato distinguishes between what he calls lower soul: the appetitive part of a personality, obsessed with bodily pleasure; and higher soul: the spiritual part whose ambitions transcend the bodily realm. He does not count sexual desire as among the appetites of the lower soul, but as a degenerate form of higher soul activity. The higher soul desires only to be reunited with the World Soul; this, Plato says, is the true and pure form of eros. When, however, the soul is embodied and becomes subject to external influences through the channels of the senses, a degenerate form of desire for the One, and for immortality in the One, arises. Through the bewilderment of existing in time, the soul now mistakenly sees merging with the species as merging with the One, and desires to attain immortality through offspring.Thus the true eros, which is desire for supreme knowledge, freedom, and eternality, is temporarily replaced by a false eros, which is sexual desire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:49:59 2020 No.15833604 >>15833506 No philosophy will get you a gf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:54:32 2020 No.15833633 >>15833518 FIND ME A GIRLFRIEND NOW. PLEASE BHKDSBHKBDHKSHKFB\D,JS\DVSBK UIM A DECENT GUY, I JUSY WANT TO LOVE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:55:30 2020 No.15833637 >>15833515 lmaoooooo this famalam no cap ah haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:56:02 2020 No.15833640 >>15833506 10 push-ups then uphill sprints 130 m repeat until girlfriend appears

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:56:29 2020 No.15833643 >>15833601 Plato was a gay midget.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 17:14:03 2020 No.15833794 >>15833534 It fruit, right? Peach, I think. Unless she is a weeb or an art hoe then green or something fancy to have good conversation starter.

Anonymous Sat Jul 11 17:16:07 2020 No.15833812

>>15833506
Okay boys, Im in a dilemma.
My best friend has a qt ex-gf who broke up with him a couple of months ago.
She broke up with him because she became infatuated with me. I went to her house yesterday and just barely contained myself to not having sex.
What should I do bros?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 17:21:12 2020 No.15833854 File: 93 KB, 1094x575, apukms2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833506 NEED a twink bf with pretty bleached hair

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 17:23:13 2020 No.15833876 >>15833534 >post philosophy that will make buttercunt (ONLY buttercunt) my gf, perferably asap

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 17:24:28 2020 No.15833892 >>15833876 Stirner, Nietzsche, Epicurus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 17:24:46 2020 No.15833895 >>15833812 If you need someone's advice on it, then you're not a man. Do what you will and take full responsibility.

Anonymous Sat Jul 11 17:27:29 2020 No.15833914

>>15833892
thats just philosophy that buttercunt reads
im need something more immediate, something that will allow me to cuddle with buttercunt as i stab her butt with my mediocre penis
>"really, now? go to sleep you faggot. also its really hot. youre too close. you know what, just go sleep on the couch"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 17:35:01 2020 No.15833964 >>15833794 Good thing green tea is my favourite I guess!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 17:35:36 2020 No.15833968 >>15833506 Pavel Tsatsouline

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 17:37:41 2020 No.15833994 >>15833515 How will william james help me with getting gf?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 17:43:52 2020 No.15834053 File: 53 KB, 548x200, 1593662919742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833506

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 17:58:11 2020 No.15834178 File: 42 KB, 640x511, Holy-Bible.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833506 take the chirstian-pill (you don't have to swallow it)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:03:10 2020 No.15834221 >>15833582 Having a GF is pretty comfy

Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:05:54 2020 No.15834249

>>15833582
shun the dirty beast that is the woman, and take the gheypill my good fren
all the great people took the gheypill
Frederick the Great was gay
our favorite Japanese manlet was gay
the Greeks invented the ghey
every day, millions of men got down on their knees and pray for the coming of a Mexican name Jesus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:07:23 2020 No.15834262 >>15833506 Read Ayn rand's Atlas Shrugged and memorise the 80 page monologue from John Gault. If you can recite that on the first date you're guaranteed to get laid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:09:52 2020 No.15834288 >>15833892 also, do i need to actually read this in order to understand buttercunt? im not trying to write >"The Beauty of the Winged Insectoid: Her Philosophy and Ramblings." i just want to know her why and how.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:15:16 2020 No.15834333 >>15834288 i am starting to suspect that you guys developed an unironical obsession over the broad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:20:47 2020 No.15834392 >>15834333 i, unfortunately, do insert butterfly meme >is this true luv?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:22:54 2020 No.15834413 File: 98 KB, 256x256, 121htht.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rate my friend's portrait

Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:26:27 2020 No.15834444

Alright listen here, OP— GF comes when you become big boy and do what big bois do. Lady like biiiiiiig boi because he strong and smart maybe idk but good enough.

Then she say, “Oooooooh big boi OP want hug?” And you be like, yeh xDDD and then you’ll come back to this board and bitch and moan about how women are awful and provide shitty anecdotal evidence about your own failed relationship, and how you hate women, etc.

Bscly, OP, just quit bein a fag lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:28:51 2020 No.15834465 >>15834444 Weak and waste of quads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:30:24 2020 No.15834480 >>15834392 don't know if it's true but it's certainly fruitless

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:38:41 2020 No.15834555 >>15834480 why you gotta hit me with facts and truth :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:43:34 2020 No.15834594 >>15834555 because being obsessed with an allegedly female tripfag is unmanly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:50:06 2020 No.15834642 >>15834594 stop. i can only endure so many hard hitting truths. also, shes an allegedly female tripfag that makes my dick diamonds >"that has nothing to do with what i was talking about!" anon... pls... i know

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:51:55 2020 No.15834654 Start with The Synthesis of the Objective and the Subjective

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:53:41 2020 No.15834665 >>15834642 >stop. i can only endure so many hard hitting truths. what if i told you that she also probably smells bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:56:20 2020 No.15834690 >>15833506 Just talk to people. Every day. I see ugly guys with GFs, fat guys, short guys, but the thing they have in common is that they can talk with reasonable social confidence, smile and generally are pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 18:57:21 2020 No.15834699 >>15833506 Kys, you will find 200 virgin girls waiting for you in heaven.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 19:08:38 2020 No.15834788 >>15834465 Actually no, I take digits seriously and you know what? He's right. I do need to be big boy. I don't lift heavy enough weights and I don't have enough responsibility. I should be focusing on big boy philosophy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 19:09:14 2020 No.15834794 File: 1.29 MB, 1102x1403, 1594147669200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833643 t. pic related

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 19:10:22 2020 No.15834802 >>15834690 I have autism though, so I basically need a philosophy that will make me exude autismo-chad energy rather than being a funny guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 19:11:54 2020 No.15834816 >>15833812 How can you call someone your best friend if you sleep with his ex? You're a piece of shit if you fuck her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 19:19:14 2020 No.15834863 >>15833914 guenon and parmenides to retroactively refute her being a tranny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 19:22:56 2020 No.15834886 >>15833643 Stronger than you. Post physique.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 22:55:50 2020 No.15836289 >>15833506 You have to clear your inner trauma and bring out that part of you that can get a GF naturally. Look up Psycho Cybernetics and Transformation Mastery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 23:01:23 2020 No.15836318 File: 34 KB, 275x400, 1579896551781.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My question is what does getting a GF even do for you? Maybe you should stay a permavirgin

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 23:23:38 2020 No.15836415 https://youtu.be/accF0gAmdeg Is this not the most disgusting and pathetic thing you've ever seen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 23:31:48 2020 No.15836451 >>15833506 The Taming of the Shrew. Not philosophy as such, but it will give you an idea how a non-needy man behaves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 23:47:14 2020 No.15836518 >>15834654 this. then move on to the greeks.

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