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What books must I read to become a chad?

>> No.15801601

>>15801594
You can't become a chad consciously sorry

>> No.15801608

>>15801594
Chads aren't made, they're born, it's all genetic.

>> No.15801621

>>15801608
Nah sometimes dudes who are losers in high school hit college and become a chad or they lose some weight or something

>> No.15801622

>>15801608
Bs, then there can't be chad 'mannerisms'

>> No.15801633

Read Patrick Pearse

>> No.15801637

>>15801594
its easy just be yourself

>> No.15801638

>>15801608
Genuinely curious. Why is Chad a genetic trait that you are born with or born without?
>"we were born different. It's in our blood."

>> No.15801643

>>15801637
This but unironically be yourself just better

>> No.15801656

>>15801621
That transformation was still backed by their genetics.

>> No.15801723

We need to start banning every single person who posts threads about women and "chads."

>> No.15803101

I'm about to drop the knowledge you desire but it'll take me a hot minute to collate so I'm bumping real quick.

>> No.15803197

>>15803101
bated breath

>> No.15803273

>>15803101
>>15801594
Level 0: https://pmohackbook.org/easypeasy.pdf
you can't have release unless you're fucking girls, break this axiom and your entire reward system is fucked and you won't get anywhere
level 1:
You're probably an endomorph or an ectomorph, which is cringe, but don't worry, it gets worse, while your childhood neighbor was growing up he was actively preparing to be the perfect evolutionary vessel to fuck your gf, he ran around outside and played ball with mhis friends while you stayed inside and wasted your time with porn/4chan, that means your motor neurons are shit and his are perfect. Oh, and your diet sucks.
[take an online test for your body type] If you're a mesomorph, that's lit, endomorph is quirky but not too bad, ectomorph is cringe
[search "building the gymnastic body" on TPB] gymnastics is actually the best overall strength building activity you can do
[take up a sport/martial art/whatever] you need to overcompensate for your fucked imprecise pigshit distance/force/movement estimation neural pathways that you unknowingly grew as a child
[read up on how to sex] idk man, just find some shit based in anatomy, as long as it's not the kama sutra it'll probs work
A brief aside: if your pp smol, don't bother trying to enhance it, you will hurt yourself, and your eiffel tower will look even more grotesquee than before.

level 2.5: your diet is shit
READ NUTRITION PAPERS
trying to improve your motor skills won't do shit if you don't know that precision in muscle memory is caused by enervated mylination of the neurons, and that specific fats are ideal for this process. gymnastics won't help if you don't know that mitocondria repair and duplication is performed by an enzyme the limiting factor of which is magnesium, which is commonly lacking in diets, limiting your mitochondria to muscle cell ratio, and your overall power density. But if you do know that, you can just supplement or eat spinach fucking ever.
A brief aside: supplementing is NOT COOL, and if people see you do it they will judge you, it doesn't matter how stupid it is, if you supplement, or take any kind of pills really, HIDE IT.

TO BE CONTINUED NEXT POST

>> No.15803292

>>15801723
It's all about them females and ubermensches from now on!

>> No.15803436

>>15803273
level 2.5 cont.:
Don't fall for scams, a lot of shit will market to you saying it will make you swole or turgid and just ignore it, the only shit you should be buying is shit that you found because you specifically searched for it pursuant to your nutrition paper research.
Milk is gay and addictive and just generally disgusting and holding you back, also, people will think you're a faggot for drinking it, btw I wasn't joking about that addictive bit, google it.
Onions beans/ onions milk won't give you tits, that's fucking stupid, that shit is actually super high in protein so drink it if you want. Anyway, protein powder is actually a bit of a pain for your body to absorb but if you really just can't be bothered to find a stable source of protein then just fucking go for it.
A brief aside: the reason you need a sport other that gymnastics is because gymnastics is largely static, like, I'm not expecting you to do fucking flips or vaults or uneven bars, I just mean the strength training from gymnastics is the best, the other sport is to teach you how to move/hand eye coordination and all that shit.
Anyway, don't eat a fuck ton of sugar or a fuck to of fat or a collective fuck ton of both and you'll be fine, there's some basic algorithm out there for how much protein you should be eating proportional to your body weight when trying to build muscle, I think it's like your mass in kg is the grams of protein you should be getting, usually you can just count calories and make sure your fat intake is at 30% or less of your total calories NOT GRAMS, CALORIES, if you do this wrong you will die.

level 3: real psych shit
reading list: [how to win friends and influence people - Carnegie], [The psychology of persuasion - Cialdini], [Thank you for arguing - Heinricks (Heinrichs? IDK, you'll fucking find it, this is the most important one BTW)]

Now that you have basic social skills, you need to learn how to get women to sleep with you, HA you thought you daft cunt, no, now you need to get a reputation, just be don't a cunt, but don't let people walk all over you, be outspoken and noticeable, but not about anything too controversial, show you are confident, but not brash or brusque, to be a chad is to be as a sturdy drawbridge, powerful and imposing, but not partial to being drawn or otherwise. What the fuck was that simile, I feel like I'm having a brain hemorrhage.
Anyway, confidence, don't be outspokenly controversial. Next, be assertive, don't be the person who agrees to plans, be the person who makes them, if you don't like the plans someone's made, suggest something different that you know people will like more, anyway, don't limit yourself to just plans; projects, topics of conversation, you can set these, as long as people are enjoying you're increasing reputation. You can definitely go overboard with this, so don't overdo it. Cont.

>> No.15803570

>>15803436
One of the biggest mistakes you can make is to be assertive and have one of the results of your assertions be a negative for the group as a whole, to be a chad is to be a leader, the more you cause good outcomes when you take charge the more people will be comfortable people will be with you taking charge, but a few bad outcomes can lose you the herd for good, only bet your assertions on things you are truly confident will yield a positive outcome.

Done getting a reputations for being in charge and getting things done? Good, now you can fuck girls.
A few rules:
1.no relationships
2.no sluts (ironically, fucking sluts will make you seem like less of a chad, because it's easy and beneath you)
3.avoid very drunk girls (trust me, or hear my words ringing in your head at the rape hearing, if they're to drunk to remember, there is a good chance they will blame you even if they were clumsily pawing at your crotch begging the night before)
4.for fucks sake, get tested for std every few months, and keep track of who you sleep with, if someone knows they have an std and they fuck you without telling you, you can sue their ass
5. learn to recognize symptoms of stds and signs of std concealment procedures (more common than you'd think(freezer burn from wart removal, vaginal discoloration from chlamydia )) if you see ANY: GTFO
6.eventually find an exception to rule 1, you will not be able to be a player forever, know that there are always other fish in the sea, but know when this one is special

Carnegie will teach you how to network in order to meet enough women to satisfy your chad appetite, Cialdini will teach you how to get girls to find themselves attracted to you, and Heinriks will work the real magic, he'll make you actually charming.

When the time is right, you should be the one to lean in for the kiss first, you should also be the one to initiate horizontal relaxation, but for fucks sake, ask for fucking consent, don't get nailed on a technicality, or don't and get put on a sex offenders registry, I don't care, I'm just some daft cunt no the internet. In any case, it's as easy as "are you ready" or "do you want my cock" it's pretty easy to incorporate into dirty talk if you're not retarded.

Anyway, I'm bored and I think that was it, you could probably do more to optimize sex but I don't really care so, yeah. Just don't be a cunt with this, okay? okay.

>> No.15803660

>>15801622
They only appear as chad mannerisms when someone has decent fucking genetics and looks handsome when your goofy looking mutt ass does it, it just looks laughable and autistic.

>> No.15803896

>>15803273
>have no interest in sex
i fucked up at the first step

>> No.15803905

>>15801594
American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

>> No.15803927

The Count of Monte Cristo

>> No.15803973

>>15803273
ecto meso and endomorph is pseudoscience shit.
Just go to /fit/, read the sticky. If you're a 28 bmi fatty your a year away from looking pretty good. If you're a skinnyfag the path will be long and hard, but at least you'll live longer than a recovered fatty.
To us normal folks who aren't born
Chads. Chadhood is only attainable after getting a fit body. When people you you like a Chad because you're ripped. Acting like Chad is easy.

>> No.15803988

>>15803973
>you'll live longer than a recovered fatty.
holy cope

>> No.15804012

>>15803988
Its true, years of being fat has a huge toll on hour life expectency even after losing weight. Just like years of smoking. The damage you do to your body by being obese is irreversible. It is you who copes.

>> No.15804040

The old man and the sea by Ernest heminghway

>> No.15805362

>>15803570
based chadposter saying the truth