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>Yes, yes, well done Hufflepuff, well done. However, recent events must be taken into account. And I have a few last minute points to award. {The Gryffindor students look up.} To Miss Hermione Granger, for the use of cool intellect against discord trannies, 50 points. {Applause.}

>Harry: {Pats} Good job.

>Dumbledore: Second, to Mr.Ronald Weasley, for tweeting "transwomen aren't people, let alone women" {Ron looks at Harry and mouths, 'Me?' Harry nods, and mouths, 'You!'} ...50 points. {Applause} And third, to Mr.Harry Potter, for casting "reparo" on the crotch of every trans student you came across, I award Gryffindor house 60 points. {Immense cheering.}

>Hermione: We're tied with Hufflepuff!

>Dumbledore: And finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. I award 10 points to JK Rowling!

>{The castle erupted in cheers}

>Dumbledore: which means, I think, we are in need of a change of decoration!

>Dumbledore clapped twice. Ropes appeared around 40% of the hufflepuffs' throats, then swiftly hoisted them up in place of the banners.

>"pass the treacle tart, minerva" bellowed dumbledore

>> No.15788267

>>15788257
hello based department?

>> No.15788271

>>15788257
has this already become a copypasta

>> No.15788324

wtf i love harry potter now

>> No.15788646
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15788646

>>15788257
https://voca.ro/9lGhhAzLoES

>> No.15788691

funny, laughed

>> No.15788702

Anyone who uses "bellowed" instead of "said" is a pleb of the highest order.

>> No.15788794
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15788794

>>15788646
You're a hero

>> No.15788856

>>15788794
kek just made some final changes to improve the overall experience

https://voca.ro/hdMvbcEIPCV

1. Added an echo to Dumbledore's voice.
2. Increased the cheering during his last announcement.

>> No.15788895

>>15788257
Holy based

>> No.15788922

>>15788702
>He said to stoke the flame

>> No.15788937

>>15788257
Very based, best post of the day

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>>15788646

>> No.15789318

>>15788646
the music's a nice touch

>> No.15789339
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>>15788271
isn't this the first time it's been posted?

>> No.15789343

>>15788257
He cute

>> No.15789406

>>15789318
yeah I was inspired by the other pasta recordings, good sound design is a must for these

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15789571

Bump

>> No.15789626

>>15788646
Based

>> No.15789715

>>15788257
there are no phones or computers at hogwarts so hermoine couldn't have used discord

>> No.15789777

>>15788257
why are huffelpuf the trannies?

>> No.15789794

>>15788856
you also mispronounced 'Hermione' and 'Weasley'

>> No.15789814
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15789814

>>15789777
Ravenclaw's are known for their intelligence, Slytherin are elitist pricks with little time for weakness.

Hufflepuff are the sort of wooly-minded, easy-going underachievers that' d allow the tranny mindset to flourish, because if they can't see something do any immediate harm, then it must be OK

>> No.15789816

>>15788257
Chad Dumbledore is based and redpilled

>> No.15789835

>>15788257
>Ronald Weasley, for tweeting "transwomen aren't people, let alone women"
Holy based

>> No.15789879

>>15789339
it was on /tv/ first

>> No.15789895

>>15789794
The last time I ever had any contact with the franchise was when the books came out, coincidentally the last one I read was about the goblet of fire.

>> No.15789918

>>15788257
Go back to /tv/, sneedboy. BASED

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>>15789814
>Ravenclaw's are known for their intelligence, Slytherin are elitist pricks with little time for weakness.
>Hufflepuff are the sort of wooly-minded, easy-going underachievers that' d allow the tranny mindset to flourish, because if they can't see something do any immediate harm, then it must be OK

>> No.15790079

>>15790010
there's no-one here to see you virtue-signal anon.

Well, no-one whot'd appreciate it

>> No.15790106

>>15789814
>Ravenclaw's are known for their intelligence
land_tranny_iq.png

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15790647

Bump

>> No.15790654

>>15788271
>>15789339
its been on /tv/ for months

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15790669

Which one /lit/?

>> No.15790681

>>15790669
hufflepuff

>> No.15790964

>>15788257
>casting "reparo" on the crotch of every trans
Fucking kek

>> No.15790973

>>15790669
Jigglypuff

>> No.15790984

>>15790669
Hufflepuff, but she probablyhas a penis there

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15791494

Bump and goo

>> No.15791544

>>15788856
>patch notes

>> No.15791551

>>15790669
Slytherin 100% anyone who says otherwise neck yourself

>> No.15791554

>>15791551
pure blood

>> No.15791729

>>15788257
genuinely one of the least funny Potter pastas I've seen
trying way too hard and falling absolutely flat

>> No.15791738

>>15791729
Its the best post on all of /lit/ today, anon.

>> No.15791835

>>15790106
wat?

>> No.15791904
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15791904

>>15788257
based. /lit/ is a TERF board.

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15791929

>>15788257
>>15788646
My mood

>> No.15791949

>>15788257
I really hate this moment desu.
>>15788646
Thank you.

>> No.15791963

>>15790654
huh, I could've sworn I tried the archive earlier and only found it once.

>> No.15792042

>>15791729
I'm very sorry anon, but it doesn't matter what pseudo-science you read or how you style your hair, you're always going to be a man

>> No.15792102

>>15791729
This was a very woman post so congrats on passing this time I guess lmao

>> No.15792195

>>15788257

Okay, I'll admit I laughed a little reading that, but this isn't cool and I don't think Rowling or any of the actors would approve of this.

>> No.15792211

>>15792195
It's super cool and Rowling would approve. Fuck the actors.

>> No.15792223

>>15792211

No, she would not. Even I know she wouldn't be cool with this stuff, and I'm from house Slytherin and am in the Voldemort camp.

>> No.15792244

>>15792223
I'm from house Griffyndor and have shagged McGonagagl and I can tell you this roolz

>> No.15792284

>>15791904
which board was this?

>> No.15792346

>>15790669
>Not giving the Ravenclaw blue eyes
Ruined

>> No.15792369

>>15792284
I wouldn't be surprised if it was /lgbt/, a lot of them absolutely fucking hate non-passing trannies with a passion. It's also one of the only boards I can imagine a woman who hates men that much wanting to post on, assuming it wasn't a dude making it up

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>>15788646
based

>> No.15792862

>>15790669
Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff versions have her smiling so they're at an advantage, but we all know that Hufflepuff is full of trannoids, and like my pa always said "never trust a redhead with boyish features", so Ravenclaw wins handsdown.

>> No.15793253

>>15792284
/lit/ from yesterday
>>15792369
i guess you would know what /lgbt/ discusses, you homosexual

>> No.15793300

I'm a tranny and I made this thread. Don't get to happy guys.
I just thought it was funny. I don't get offended because I know we can handle JK Rowling.

>> No.15793317

>>15788257
I got banned for making a HP thread on /tv/ lol

>> No.15793327

>>15791904
Any hot /lit/ singles near my area?

>> No.15793347
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15793347

>A point to Slytherine for every trans life that matters...
>ZERO POINTS TO SLYTHERINE! AND FROM NOW ON POLYJUICE POTION IS BANNED ON HOGWARTS TERRITORIES!
>"DILATIO, DILATIO", Dumbledore screamed calmly whilst pointing his wand at Ron , only recently transformed into a girl from Ravenclaw by the means of Polyjuice potion.

>> No.15793563

>>15788257
Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson all side with trans rights.

>> No.15793579

>>15793563
Daniel Radcliffe isn't Harry Potter
Rupert Grint isn't Ronald Weasley
Emma Watson isn't Hermione Granger

They are just actors who portrayed those characters.

>> No.15793692

>>15790669
Ravenclaw or Slytherin

>> No.15793719

>>15793563
Why do they hold resentment thowards Rowling?

>> No.15793760

>>15793719
They care more about money than truth.

>> No.15794816

>>15793253
/lit/ is the queers' board. You can't possibly enjoy reading and be totally straight.

>> No.15794817

>>15792102
>>15792042
>>15791738
It's just incredible how devoid of talent both the average /lit/ post and poster are. This is a third rate /tv/ copypasta and you retards lap it up.
Raimi-posting for brainlets

>> No.15795011

>>15793563
>Rupert Grint
does that guy even have a career?