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Bros the woman I love died in 1982. How do I get over my love for a dead author? Even my friends think this has been going on for too long.

>> No.15787814

>>15787796
Do you unironically speak like that?

>> No.15787837

>>15787814
>he doesn't use several different styles of speech and writing for conversations with different people

>> No.15787839
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15787839

>>15787796
Christ you use 4chan mannerism outside of 4chan? Kill yourself asap

>> No.15787846

>>15787814
>>15787839
Stop being pretentious faggots.

>> No.15787853
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15787853

>>15787846
>be me
>kek
>text homie
>hey bro
>he says kek
>based
based
>lol

>> No.15787857

>>15787853
Yes nigger, I'm fine with OP if he wants to talk like a 4channer with other 4channers outside of 4chan. This isn't some kind of quarantine zone.

>> No.15787871
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>>15787857
>be you
>cringe
>tell you you're cringe
you're cringe not based
>i kek
lol
>mfw you kill yourself
>saying nigger in 2020
thanks for the gold kind stamger

>> No.15787887

Write an album about it.

>> No.15787890

>be me
>realize the people I share this website with

>> No.15787990

>>15787837
That is the opposite of style and calling them people is stretching it.

>> No.15788011

>>15787796
What was OP buying? Vagifem? Valsartan? Viagra? Varenicline? Vitamin D?

>> No.15788017

>>15788011
Probably valium.

>> No.15788145
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15788145

Holy mother of cringe
I'm fine with chan lingo in general but this is clearly fucking forced

>> No.15788216

>>15787796
please have sex, i am begging you to have sex

>> No.15788328

>>15788145
it's what happens when actual redditors try to fit in

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>>15787796

>> No.15788707

>>15787796
please go to the nearest bridge and kill yourself you fucking slime

>> No.15788716

>>15787857
damn I bet yer a fucking lonely loser

>> No.15788736

>>15787796
>>15787846
>>15787857
HOLY HECKIN BASEDAROONI KEKEKEKEKEK HAIL KEK HAHA THIS GUY RIGHT HERE GETS A BIG (YOU)! THIS IS FUDGIN 4CHANNEL NORMIES GET OUT REEEEE HAHAHA YOU CANT TELL ME HOW YO TALK THAT WOULD BE CRINGE AND US 4CHANNELERS ARE BASED BASED BASED BASED. WHAT DO YOU THINK I EAT SOI? NAH I STAN 4CHANNEL ALL DAY I EAT ONIONS AND NOFAP FOR BREAKFAST BECAUSE IM BASED 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOO WHAGS THAT DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT? HAHAHA STUPID ZOOMER CRINGE BOOMER GET WITH THE BASED TIMES

>> No.15788743

>>15787814
Based af tbhdesu

>> No.15788814

Read the short story “Grail”, by Harlan Ellison.

The story concludes with the answer to the search for true love, as lamented by Japanese poet Tanaka Katsumi:

I know that my true friend will appear after my death, and my sweetheart died before I was born.

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>>15787796
She wouldve had nothing but contempt for a pretentious little simp who, being unable to confront real life, retreats into a fantasy love affair.

>> No.15789644

bumping for answers

>> No.15789666

>>15787796
Do you row crew or are you talking about ergging...post 2k

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>>15787796
>>15787837
>>15787857
>The greentext style of writing is specific to the anonymous online messaging board 4chan
>OP attaches his name to this retarded faggot style of writing
>OP associates his real identity with 4chan in any way

The faggotry.... I've never seen levels this high.
Logging off or suicide are your only options, OP. Any existing God could be all good or all powerful. Fagiocity to this degree cannot be part of a greater design.

Your ancestors developed opposable thumbs and a larger brain than any other animal on the planet so that thousands of years later you could waste your genetic potential and publicly sully your family honor by writing in 4chan speak over text. I hope you feel shame OP. I hope this message haunts you when you close your eyes at 4am after a night of scrolling /gif/. We know you read 3 pages of the Fountainhead for 6 minutes before logging back on to 4chan. It has infested your mind and now you have nothing but rot. Your splattered brain on a wall are as much to society as mold.

You have so much potential, and you have wasted it. Fuck you, OP. Fuck you.

>> No.15790000

Reminds me of this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=__DrJI7mTHQ

>> No.15790044

>>15787796
OP you fucking disappointment, you utter fuck face, I will break into your house a sodomize your dog. I will grind your testicles into dust, I am going to tie you up and take a shit on your face. I will take a sledgehammer and destroy your every possession. You dumb fucker, you knuckle dragging petrol huffer.

>> No.15790192

>>15787796
>using 4chan lingo outside of 4chan
CRINGE

>> No.15790785

>>15787796
This post is off-topic.