The Lord's Prayer is the most A E S T H E T I C piece of writing in the English Language.

[Anonymous No.15754230]

>Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed by Thy name.
>Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
>Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses
>As we forgive those who have trespassed against us.
>And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil,
>For Thine is the Kingdom and the Power and the Glory
>Forever and ever. Amen.

Shakespeare is the only thing that even comes close, and still the KJV and its variations comes out on top. God is amazing.

[Anonymous No.15754239]

Cringe. Imagine praising and worshiping a cosmic Jew

[Anonymous No.15754318]

>>15754239
being an anti-Semite just means that you’ll have a better understanding of why Jews are the chosen people. Notice how often in the Bible the Jews turn their backs on God, how even the prophets are imperfect. Who would write such things about themselves? Their only bragging right is that God chose them, but God chose them because He uses the weak to shame the strong.

Christians do not worship Jews, but God, and any honest Jew would recognize that all the glory goes to God and not themselves.

[Anonymous No.15754594]

>>15754318
Christians worship a Jewish man who they believe is God

[Anonymous No.15754604]

>>15754230
Maybe in English, but al-Fatihah is better.

[Anonymous No.15754616]

>>15754604
Unironically this
>Book that gets altered repeatedly vs the word of God handed to the last prophet (PBUH) by the Angel Gabriel

[Anonymous No.15754621]

>>15754594
it’s not his Jewishness that they worship. Jews don’t want you to worship Jesus. They hate Jesus. Jews are more pleased by your hatred of Jesus than OP’s praise of Jesus. Your whole “argument“ is nothing but a desperate ad hominem, anyway.

[Anonymous No.15754622]

>>15754318
>God chose them because He uses the weak to shame the strong.
And as such Christianity must be rejected.

[Anonymous No.15754627]

>>15754230
like... do you just like the flow or is the subject of groveling and begging forgiveness actually appeal to you?

[Anonymous No.15754639]

>>15754622
the whole point is to demonstrate that the strongest man on earth is not truly strong, and that the wisest man in earth is not truly wise. Everyone is weak and foolish compared to God. If Christianity were started and spread by Aryan geniuses, then you would simply attribute its success to its creators, and you would blame God for selecting the strong. As a general note, atheists will find something to complain about, even if the world were opposite the way it is that caused the complaint.

[Anonymous No.15754651]

>>15754621
I forgot you also worship a stick

[Anonymous No.15754661]

>>15754651
so this is the intellectual prowess of the atheist

[Anonymous No.15754716]

>>15754230
It is kino.

All the people who make fun of Jesus being a jew are retarded. You think jews want you to be a Christian?

[Anonymous No.15754752]

Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

[Anonymous No.15754777]

>>15754230
it's holy poetry

[Anonymous No.15754782]

>>15754239
God the Father isn't jewish.
I'm guessing the Holy Spirit isn't either.

[Anonymous No.15755783]

>>15754651
Fresh out of High School, huh?

[Anonymous No.15755819]

i'd like to see Emily Wilson's translation

[Anonymous No.15755833]

>>15754230
>constantly larping that your imaginary friend is real
Christcucks are so cringe

[Anonymous No.15755888]

>>15754782
1/3rd rule.

[Anonymous No.15755918]

>>15755833
yikes

[Anonymous No.15756026]

>>15754604
This, OP didn't even quote the KJV, he quoted the one popularized before the KJ Bible came out.

[Anonymous No.15756395]

>>15754318
>Christians do not worship Jews
You quite literally follow a religion that originated among ethnic Jews centered around viewing a rabbi who was nailed to a stick as your “savior”. The world has had enough of your slave morality and Semitism

[Anonymous No.15756408]

>>15754639
Cuckery is cuckery, regardless of origin

[Anonymous No.15757176]

For me, its the true Lord's Prayer

>Our Father in heaven,
>Reveal who you are.
>Set the world right;
>Do what’s best—
>as above, so below.
>Keep us alive with three square meals.
>Keep us forgiven with you and forgiving others.
>Keep us safe from ourselves and the Devil.
>You’re in charge!
>You can do anything you want!
>You’re ablaze in beauty!
>Yes. Yes. YES.

[Anonymous No.15757216]

>>15756395
in all of this you’re literally assuming that Christianity isn’t true. Or would you actually make this same non-argument if Christianity were true?

[Josh Mclaughlin No.15758132]

>>15754651
two sticks, checkmate atheist retard

[Anonymous No.15758160]

>>15757176
Satanic.

[Anonymous No.15758574]

I have a theological question, can you lose your salvation in heaven? If yes, does that mean the struggle against sin continues forever, and if not, does that mean you get to sin in heaven?

[Anonymous No.15758646]

It's better in Spanish.

[Anonymous No.15758676]

>>15758574
>and if not, does that mean you get to sin in heaven?
or it means you won’t have any desire to sin

[Anonymous No.15758743]

[Anonymous No.15758760]

>>15754594
Ethnically Jew, not religously Jew. And he's the Son of God.

[Anonymous No.15758765]

>>15758676
So you gain perfection in heaven, even though you’re not God?

[Anonymous No.15758839]

>>15758765
But Anon, you are god. You are his image, that's the whole point.

[Anonymous No.15758889]

>>15756408
>>15754622
...so should we reject Socratese and plato as well? if you reject those too I congratulate you. but the maxim of the wisest man knows that he knows nothing holds firm. its not just semitic.

[Anonymous No.15758940]

I agree it's the highest piece of text, aesthetic is not really the word you should use though. If you get yourself familiar with kierkegaard's distinction of stages of beings the aesthete and aesthetics belong to the lowest domain, that of the body, instead of that of the intellect, suprasensible, spiritual etc

[Anonymous No.15758941]

for me it's prussian

Tāwa noūsons kas tu essei en dangon:
swintints wīrst twais emnes.
Perēit twais rīks.
Twais quāits audāisin
kāigi en dangon, tīt dēigi no semien.
Noūson deinennin geitien dais noūmans schan deinan.
Bhe etwērpeis noūmas noūsons auschautins
kai mes etwērpimai noūsons auschautenīkamans.
Bhe ni weddeis mans en perbandāsnan,
schlāit isrankeis mans esse wargan.

[Anonymous No.15759279]

>>15758743
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.15759290]

>>15758839
>the image is the same thing as the object

[Anonymous No.15759455]

>Vater unser im Himmel,
>geheiligt werde dein Name.
>Dein Reich komme.
>Dein Wille geschehe,
>wie im Himmel so auf Erden.
>Unser tägliches Brot gib uns heute.
>Und vergib uns unsere Schuld,
>wie auch wir vergeben unsern Schuldigern.
>Und führe uns nicht in Versuchung,
>sondern erlöse uns von dem Bösen.
>Denn dein ist das Reich und die Kraft
>und die Herrlichkeit in Ewigkeit.
>Amen.

[Anonymous No.15759568]

>>15757216
He's a fedora, and not even a teenager feeling out a phase. He doesn't believe in anything, and holds no presuppositions which he does not consider convenient at the moment.

[Anonymous No.15759625]

>>15754230
For me, it's Elvish

>Isä meidän, joka olet taivaissa, pyhitetty olkoon sinun nimesi
>Tulkoon valtakuntasi, tapahtukoon tahtosi, myös maan päällä, niinkuin taivaissa
>Anna tänäänkin meidän jokapäiväinen leipämme ja anna syntimme anteeksi
>kuten mekin anteeksi annamme heille, jotka ovat meitä vastaan rikkoneet
>Äläkä saata meitä kiusaukseen, vaan päästä meidät pahasta
>Sillä sinun on valtakunta, voima ja kunnia
>Iankaikkisesti, Aamen

[Anonymous No.15759692]

>>15758646
>Padre nuestro que estás en los cielos, santificado sea tu nombre.
>Venga tu reino. Sea hecha tu voluntad, como en el cielo, así también en la tierra.
>Danos hoy nuestro pan cotidiano. Y perdónanos nuestras deudas,
>como también nosotros perdonamos á nuestros deudores.
>Y no nos metas en tentación, mas líbranos del mal:
>porque tuyo es el reino, y el poder, y la gloria,
>por todos los siglos. Amén.

RVA (equivalente a la KJV)

[Anonymous No.15759711]

Πάτερ ἡμῶν ὁ ἐν τοῖς οὐρανοῖς·
ἁγιασθήτω τὸ ὄνομά σου·
ἐλθέτω ἡ βασιλεία σου·
γενηθήτω τὸ θέλημά σου,
ὡς ἐν οὐρανῷ καὶ ἐπὶ τῆς γῆς·
τὸν ἄρτον ἡμῶν τὸν ἐπιούσιον δὸς ἡμῖν σήμερον·
καὶ ἄφες ἡμῖν τὰ ὀφειλήματα ἡμῶν,
ὡς καὶ ἡμεῖς ἀφίεμεν τοῖς ὀφειλέταις ἡμῶν·
καὶ μὴ εἰσενέγκῃς ἡμᾶς εἰς πειρασμόν,
ἀλλὰ ῥῦσαι ἡμᾶς ἀπὸ τοῦ πονηροῦ.
[Ὅτι σοῦ ἐστιν ἡ βασιλεία καὶ ἡ δύναμις καὶ ἡ δόξα εἰς τοὺς αἰῶνας.
ἀμήν.]

[Anonymous No.15759728]

Voiceroo the lords prayer in your native lang.

[Anonymous No.15759793]

>>15754230
Beautiful, completely agree

[Anonymous No.15760188]

>>15757176
>>You’re in charge!
>>You can do anything you want!
>>You’re ablaze in beauty!
>>Yes. Yes. YES

The.

TIGER!

IS!!

OUT!!!!

[Anonymous No.15760382]

>>15757176
Where is this from?

[Anonymous No.15760443]

>>15760382
Religious fanfic where God is the antihero and Yakob was real.

[Anonymous No.15760480]

>>15760443
Who the hell is Yakob?

[Anonymous No.15760506]

>>15760480
It's what happens when I can't spell Yakub.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)

[Anonymous No.15760864]

>>15760382
Idiomatic translation
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+6%3A9-13&version=MSG

[Anonymous No.15760904]

>Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

>Robert Frost

[Anonymous No.15760940]

>>15754239
Imagine NOT praising and worshipping a cosmic Jew

[Anonymous No.15760996]

U guys must all know that Jesus was gay right? I mean which hangs out with only 12 dudes, and one prostitute, but never gets it on with her? Never makes beer only wine, and basically wears a dress? Think about it

[Anonymous No.15761162]

>>15754594
>Christians pay lip service to a jewish man who has the authority to get non-jews into heaven
ftfy