/lit/ Humor thread

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/lit/ Humor thread Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:28:24 2020 No.15721555 [Reply] [Original]

Post your best shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:29:27 2020 No.15721560 File: 17 KB, 333x300, hurt my bro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721555

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:31:20 2020 No.15721569 File: 391 KB, 1252x1666, readyplayerone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:36:13 2020 No.15721598 File: 44 KB, 770x708, tell_me_muse_about_a_man.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:37:30 2020 No.15721606 File: 152 KB, 500x746, randall.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721555

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:37:53 2020 No.15721607 File: 671 KB, 504x640, monkecheckup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:39:30 2020 No.15721618 File: 63 KB, 889x585, 1591749721884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721555 ...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:40:25 2020 No.15721621 >>15721565 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:41:33 2020 No.15721625 File: 60 KB, 640x347, Son_13f4e5_7792296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:41:55 2020 No.15721626 >>15721565 >>15721560 >>15721583 >>15721600 >>15721606 >>15721607 I got a chuckle out of one of these, but how are they /lit/ related?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:46:37 2020 No.15721654 File: 216 KB, 647x809, you did this to me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721555 ..

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:47:36 2020 No.15721666 >>15721600 Haha yeah, I like this little fella

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:47:41 2020 No.15721667 File: 82 KB, 640x460, 3213123213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721555 ,

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:47:47 2020 No.15721668 >>15721654 It was men who gave women rights that did it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:50:29 2020 No.15721682 >>15721607 pongo me now

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:52:32 2020 No.15721691 >>15721586 that Hemingway poem is so reddit lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:53:15 2020 No.15721699 File: 2.79 MB, 512x640, 1590880750603.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721555 ,.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:53:33 2020 No.15721700 >>15721576 nigger?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:54:17 2020 No.15721706 >>15721691 >poem the pleb here doesn't know flash fiction lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:55:01 2020 No.15721709 >>15721700 enjoy being banned lamo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:55:28 2020 No.15721716 >>15721700 don't say nigger

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:56:16 2020 No.15721719 >>15721706 flash fiction is a good name for it since it offends my eyes like a flabby unwashed body

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:57:17 2020 No.15721723 this thread is cringe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:58:57 2020 No.15721730 >>15721719 cope

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:00:46 2020 No.15721744 >>15721709 i was just completing a poem

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:05:18 2020 No.15721764 >>15721709 why would he get banned?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:05:34 2020 No.15721766 >>15721666 blessed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:05:48 2020 No.15721768 Tennyson wrote limericks, but most were destroyed. A few survived here’s one: There was a feller from Brest Who sucked on his wife with zest Despite all her howls He sucked in her bowels And spat them all over her chest

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:07:45 2020 No.15721779 >>15721716 don't say what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:07:47 2020 No.15721780 >>15721613 I like both HP Lovecraft and Harry Potter. I think it's truly and utterly based that Rowling is transphobic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:08:09 2020 No.15721785 File: 33 KB, 427x391, 34534645654345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721744 >>15721764 >>15721766 start a movement but doont fucl it up with a bit of your song and dance!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:09:27 2020 No.15721793 >>15721785 explain anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:11:19 2020 No.15721803 >>15721793 I CHRONICALLY CLINCICALLY NEEDED TO SHOW YOU THIS!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:12:15 2020 No.15721810 >>15721803 you clinically need seroquel

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:14:32 2020 No.15721818 >>15721810 seroquel is based, mate. it puts me straight to sleep. it stops the voicessssssssssssssssssss

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:14:52 2020 No.15721823 >>15721590 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:15:33 2020 No.15721826 >>15721744 >>15721764 I always get banned for 3 days for saying the word for """"racism"""". Shame, it's such a good word.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:15:37 2020 No.15721828 File: 9 KB, 328x268, 098340958394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721699 >>15721699 >>15721699 >>15721699 try to no fap!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:21:55 2020 No.15721865 File: 122 KB, 1345x904, Janny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721826 fuckin mods, man. I hope those snowflake faggots look at /pol/ so they have a stroke

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:24:52 2020 No.15721883 >>15721598 this is pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:25:24 2020 No.15721886 >>15721826 on /lit/? Surely not

Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:27:35 2020 No.15721900
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I JUST WANT TO FUCK BUTTERFLY IN HER STINKY PUSSY SO FUCKING BAD.
BROS I NEED HER. I NEED TO COOM ALL OVER HER PANTIES AND THEN FUCK HER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND-----

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:35:16 2020 No.15721936 File: 47 KB, 345x115, 1592472504835.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721900

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:37:05 2020 No.15721948 File: 134 KB, 624x434, plato academy peep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721555

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:43:44 2020 No.15721976 File: 151 KB, 800x600, ApuGoodnight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721936 thanks fren

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Anonymous Sun Jun 28 07:04:05 2020 No.15722368
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Holy shit this is a low IQ thread, someone clean it up. Is this really what /lit/ considers funny? Half the posts here is barely /lit/ related

>>15721580
>However, Twain did not recover from his painful death, and his mangled body was buried peacefully in a big green cemetery with lots of flowers. This eased his passing

Anonymous Sun Jun 28 07:08:09 2020 No.15722386

>>15721886
Yes. I've got banned at least 3 times for saying the n word and not once did I get away with it. It's weird that the person hasn't been banned yet. I unironically think the moderators on this board have a personal bias against me, always banning me for the most trivial shit like "trolling", even when my threads and replies are on topic. One time I posted a meme of Stirner performing autofellatio with captions "Ego", "its own" and got banned for 3 days because of the nudity (even though the tip of the penis was not even visible). Out of all boards that I post in, /lit/ has to have the most anal and obnoxious mods.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 07:09:03 2020 No.15722394 >>15721600 is this real?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 07:12:06 2020 No.15722414 File: 72 KB, 450x424, AAAUUUGHH INSANITY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] trying to save this thread:

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 07:25:39 2020 No.15722474 >>15722414 didn’t work

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 07:31:35 2020 No.15722501 File: 69 KB, 1080x551, xsnamcgnh4051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721555

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 07:42:30 2020 No.15722533 File: 212 KB, 1080x1487, Screenshot_20191206-020830__01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721555 This thread sucks. If you people can write a book then surely you can make a meme.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 07:56:27 2020 No.15722582 File: 261 KB, 2011x875, 96125299_1134788026876779_7553433699279175680_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 07:57:48 2020 No.15722589 >>15722386 why do you want me banned ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 08:05:13 2020 No.15722618 >>15722386 I say it for you: NIGGER

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 08:17:42 2020 No.15722657 >>15721818 Makes you fat though

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 08:44:11 2020 No.15722765 >>15721618 why couldn't we have gotten cute female luke >-<

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 10:26:58 2020 No.15723284 File: 79 KB, 960x540, 73235544_1568803579956191_6027373684607194373_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721555

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 10:34:20 2020 No.15723327 >>15722618 Much obliged. I feel a lot better now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 10:45:32 2020 No.15723384 >>15721586 For sale: Big guy, for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 10:46:03 2020 No.15723388 >>15721590 Did a redditor make this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 11:05:41 2020 No.15723489 >>15721699 how many chromosomes were there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 12:01:31 2020 No.15723850 File: 196 KB, 1600x900, Ferris-Bueller-s-Day-Off-ferris-bueller-2541538-1600-900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721598 >how he got his niggaz back in da hood

Anonymous Sun Jun 28 12:34:47 2020 No.15724060

>>15721590
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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 12:37:29 2020 No.15724082 File: 216 KB, 336x391, Cao Cao nevet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721598 >now, thotkang, nigga of Thungercracka

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 12:42:30 2020 No.15724111 >>15721900 b a s e d

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 12:44:01 2020 No.15724120 >>15721826 wait so if I post the word "nigger," like if I posted "the mods are vile, depraved, black-as-coal niggers," I would get banned?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 12:47:55 2020 No.15724151 >>15722501 giggled.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 12:52:23 2020 No.15724183 >>15722429 BASED

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 12:53:32 2020 No.15724189 >>15722501 holy shit this is good

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 12:57:45 2020 No.15724212 >>15722553 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdbLqOXmJ04

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 13:14:35 2020 No.15724315 >>15721598 that second translation isn't serious, right?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 13:26:19 2020 No.15724372 >>15724315 it's real

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:14:40 2020 No.15724653 >>15724315 :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:23:52 2020 No.15724708 >>15723284 what the fuck

Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:39:15 2020 No.15724807
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>>15721569
Who is Halliday and why is this man proud of all this? I’m all for doing what you enjoy, but this amount of lost time and wasted youth would sicken and shame someone else what the actual fuck is wrong with this guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:44:05 2020 No.15724834 >>15724807 pretty sure it’s the author of Ready Player One describing his “research”

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:55:50 2020 No.15724897 >>15721699 Gender reveal parties getting strange

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 15:07:41 2020 No.15724979 >>15723284 THEN WHO WAS PHONE

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 15:46:55 2020 No.15725290 File: 365 KB, 1859x781, pie hemmingway.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 15:47:57 2020 No.15725296 File: 6 KB, 589x104, karens of philosophy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 15:49:03 2020 No.15725304 File: 375 KB, 667x738, phenomenology of the spirit goblin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 15:50:06 2020 No.15725307 File: 44 KB, 1274x182, JRRTonGRRM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 15:50:40 2020 No.15725312 >>15724315 >if only you knew how bad things really are

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 15:51:11 2020 No.15725318 File: 176 KB, 1782x543, fuck you hemmingway.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 15:51:30 2020 No.15725322 >>15725307 anyone have the cap of Tolkien talking to Lewis about fauns

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 15:52:23 2020 No.15725330 File: 47 KB, 1563x182, Foucault AIDS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 16:04:26 2020 No.15725436 Anyone have the screwtape letter one

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 16:05:24 2020 No.15725443 File: 103 KB, 661x716, 1584502724301.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 16:05:39 2020 No.15725445 File: 85 KB, 825x565, posting en.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15725341

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 16:09:03 2020 No.15725477 File: 117 KB, 1440x1171, 104784763_3001444763309972_29040753879466522_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15725454 Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 16:12:37 2020 No.15725518 >>15721738 underrated

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 16:33:09 2020 No.15725700 >>15722582 explain this trying to die of laughter, that way my family won't be so sad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 16:34:50 2020 No.15725716 >>15724315 on the brightside, i now have objective and easily referenced evidence of the decline of arts/literature/the west/whathaveyou

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 16:48:26 2020 No.15725839 >>15724060 Lmao, it's a literature board, what the fuck do you expect?

Anonymous Sun Jun 28 16:52:00 2020 No.15725877

>>15725839
An humorous idea with enough knowledge over the subject to discuss it on an abstract meme format.
That's what I expect. A little more subtle than the overexposition of words used to express basically the basic big brain/small brain dichotomy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 16:53:41 2020 No.15725894 >>15725839 A well-delivered punchline.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 16:56:32 2020 No.15725927 >>15725877 small brain >>15725894 big brain. That's why we need to be succint on our expresion procedures. Two posters saying the same. One is verbose and decadent in his academicism. The other delivers a punchline. >>15725839 You still a faggot tho.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 16:56:57 2020 No.15725934 >>15721590 >he doesn't steal books from the library ngmi

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 17:01:19 2020 No.15725982 >>15721600 >>15721607 >>15721613 >>15721618 >>15721699 ^generic retard humor >>15721598 >>15721640 >>15721738 >>15722501 ^ actual /lit/ humor

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 17:11:38 2020 No.15726070 >>15724807 >>15724834 And his research can win him control of a trillion dollar company. So not without possible reward.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 17:21:51 2020 No.15726144 >>15724315 >>15724372 >>15724653 Wait really? >>15721598 is actually the Wilson prose? I prefer DeShawn's to that!

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 17:50:57 2020 No.15726384 >>15721576 >a beast they wrought, and for reasons none could augur >filled it with vice, and called the thing a

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 18:00:32 2020 No.15726441 >>15726384 ...draugr?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 18:10:58 2020 No.15726509 >>15726231 >DsO lyrics were written by Francis Bacon Why Bacon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 18:11:46 2020 No.15726517 >>15722553 >>15724212 Now this slaps

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 18:17:41 2020 No.15726555 File: 676 KB, 693x720, 6d9c4560f96fc358b853a8b63b448477a53a80af726a67253cc45a567ef3692a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 18:21:04 2020 No.15726578 File: 747 KB, 960x768, 8202028755092b343173be9c7a8df1ae0bd4c164b779510c12eb5a31fd8dafc2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15726555

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 18:22:12 2020 No.15726589 >>15726555 fucking lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 18:54:52 2020 No.15726785 >>15726509 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baconian_theory_of_Shakespeare_authorship

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 18:59:55 2020 No.15726820 >>15722582 Wasn't he a stoic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 19:02:11 2020 No.15726838 >>15721607 >be Dunston >check in

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 19:03:40 2020 No.15726844 >>15726578 >you are no one's slave but your own

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 20:39:30 2020 No.15727492 >>15721900 Butterfly is a male dumbass

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 20:45:00 2020 No.15727510 >>15726509 because that's who wrote it, it's not like the creator of the meme got to pick

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 20:47:21 2020 No.15727519 >>15727492 Butterfly is a FtM who loves to eat male ass. She admitted it in another thread.

Anonymous Sun Jun 28 20:52:21 2020 No.15727541
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My brother & i went to school with Wes Cage - Nicolas Cage's kid.

He would attend class with 1-2 body guards who looking back I think did double duty as sober companions.

He ran circles around them and my brother became really good friends with him. Some of my favorite stories are as follows:

1. Wes & my brother were at Wes's home and Nicolas Cage ended up daring Wes and my brother to drink spoiled milk with him. So, I can safely say my brother drank spoiled milk with Wes Cage and Nicolas Cage.
2. They snuck away from the bodyguards and went to hide out in the mini movie theater in the house. That's where Wes's dad kept this very expensive and old whiskey that he'd only open for Christmas. So what did the kids do? BUST OPEN THE LIQUOR CABINET AND DRANK IT ALL. I remember my brother coming home drunk as a skunk that day. At age 16.
3. Then god - do I wish I had this tape - but my brother, Wes, & some other kid made a video reenacting Romeo & Juliet. They were kissing each other, making horrible jokes, and so forth and as if that wasn't bad enough the camera panned to Wes's mom who was dressed in what could only be described as bondage attire. The teacher quickly had turned it off in class because it was so inappropriate.

I wish I knew how Wes was doing now. He was in my drama class and really good at acting but seemed to hate it. My brother ended up dead at age 20 and last I heard he had lost contact with Wes shortly after high school .

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 20:54:57 2020 No.15727556 >>15727519 Wait really? I thought he was just a male as in born male?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:04:45 2020 No.15727600 >>15721569 EVERYONE knows beds are burning cmon man

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:06:37 2020 No.15727608 >>15726820 >stoics aren't allowed to have a laugh

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:08:15 2020 No.15727618 >>15725433 HA!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:13:35 2020 No.15727642 >>15725454 Beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:16:49 2020 No.15727652 >>15722501 lmao my sides

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:16:59 2020 No.15727653 >>15722493 I love this one

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:17:23 2020 No.15727655 >>15726231 >Umberto Eco was writing non-fiction Everyone knows that. The only part he lied about was having sex with the girls in Foucault's pendulum. Just take the Eco pill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:33:04 2020 No.15727727 >>15725423 cut out the bottom one and leave the meme as god intended.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:37:15 2020 No.15727738 >>15721586 Hits too close to home. >>15723384 Perfection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:37:33 2020 No.15727741 >>15727655 >The only part he lied about was having sex with the girls in Foucault's pendulum. lmao the dubs don't lie. Otr the part at the end from Belbo's childhood with the trumpet get's me watery-eyed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:40:40 2020 No.15727754 >>15723384 Based

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:50:14 2020 No.15727800 >>15725477 that guy probably slays

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:50:51 2020 No.15727801 >>15727800 Yeah she probably fucked him

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:59:18 2020 No.15727842 >>15727800 Lmaooo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 22:30:01 2020 No.15727971 >>15722493 His parents named the cat, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 22:30:47 2020 No.15727974 File: 248 KB, 503x4357, Plains, Trains and Plantains.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721576 >>15721580

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 23:32:01 2020 No.15728244 File: 52 KB, 562x749, the eternal dixie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15725318 Holy fuck, I just started Faulkner and this is perfect. Got a good chuckle out of me, thanks anon. Also, fuck the South.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 23:38:52 2020 No.15728278 File: 390 KB, 1000x1000, A3A37E43-33E7-428D-BC09-23E015F177A9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 23:43:48 2020 No.15728299 >>15725318 First one in the thread to actually make me laugh

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 23:46:33 2020 No.15728307 >>15725372 holy KEK

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 23:49:23 2020 No.15728317 >>15725274 cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 23:56:52 2020 No.15728355 File: 566 KB, 1913x2102, 3CB55718-9831-49F6-9F85-0F4D3375E900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 23:57:06 2020 No.15728356 File: 35 KB, 500x48, hyde n seek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15727974 >this is page 3 madman

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 23:58:44 2020 No.15728375 File: 263 KB, 1858x818, 167F27F7-9CA8-4442-B130-319C542D670E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15728278

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 00:04:56 2020 No.15728412 File: 159 KB, 255x255, laughing shoes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15728355 >"Every word I speak is an oat I spill" >"Will I know, unable to verbalize. Which muddy patch you'll lifeless fertilize"

Anonymous Mon Jun 29 00:13:23 2020 No.15728463

>>15724807
>>15724834
Halliday is the Steve Jobs-esque trillionaire who invented the VR internet thing in Ready Player One. He was obsessed with 80's culture/movies. He is the Willy Wonka of the book that promises to hand over complete control of his company if anyone can solve a series of riddles. People in the book dedicate their lives becoming 80's experts in an attempt to solve the riddles. I can't believe I read this book. I hated myself for every page I turned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 00:14:18 2020 No.15728471 >>15721590 reads like a decade old macro

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 00:15:41 2020 No.15728479 >>15722546 Took me a while to get, I guess I'm retarded now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 00:18:27 2020 No.15728495 >>15723284 Why did I lose my shit at the end, how the fuck does this joke work?

Anonymous Mon Jun 29 00:19:28 2020 No.15728499

>>15721613
Was it here that someone posted a passage about a scholar who went to an Edgar Allan Poe conference and there is some off limit short story no one is allowed to talk about and it causes fucking pandemonium when he asks about it not knowing about the rule.

Anonymous Mon Jun 29 00:39:07 2020 No.15728601
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This is from /a/, but I have no doubt these two posters are frequenters of /lit/. If you're unaware, Gantz is a Japanese comic book about people who wear skintight jumpsuits and fight aliens in Tokyo because a black orb told them to. Approximately one-fourth to one-third of it consists of breasts in various states of jiggle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 03:38:08 2020 No.15729420 >>15726785 Thank you! >>15727510 Not thank you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 04:10:11 2020 No.15729598 >>15726231 >whore of babylon was a virgin just like my animes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 04:27:12 2020 No.15729704 File: 104 KB, 500x333, 70110944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15722501 >gregor as cockroach ew

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 05:14:30 2020 No.15729946 >>15726820 We laugh about everyssing leboski everyssing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 09:23:10 2020 No.15731153 Bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 09:25:42 2020 No.15731168 >>15727541 Sounds like you could've been Wes Cage's brother-in-law. My condolences if this is real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 10:07:34 2020 No.15731481 File: 73 KB, 640x929, 1577036972179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fucking hell it really is summer in here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 12:03:39 2020 No.15732058 >>15728278 No fucking way is this real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 12:13:55 2020 No.15732119 >>15732058 There was a thread few weeks ago where OP asked dub what to message a girl on Tinder. Two people got dubs, hence the answers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 12:18:26 2020 No.15732151 >>15728499 https://nextworldover.tumblr.com/post/168805082172/winchysteria-ossacordis-crockpotcauldron Had to look it up, it's the 4th story down. Very funny, thanks for bringing it to my attention

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 13:12:21 2020 No.15732508 File: 43 KB, 700x560, anMYYYz_700b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 13:15:20 2020 No.15732530 File: 220 KB, 960x686, 8EC4049F-002D-4FEA-BED7-2CEB90D4A0F5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15721555

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 13:22:52 2020 No.15732589 >>15725372 topjej

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 13:27:09 2020 No.15732616 >>15726820 >he thinks stoicism is being a soulless husk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 13:40:31 2020 No.15732698 >>15732058 It is, I witnessed it myself kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 14:24:07 2020 No.15733026 >>15727971 If my parents gave me a cat named nigger man, I'm changing the name. I'm not having people over at my place asking whats my cats name and saying nigger man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:33:25 2020 No.15733602 >>15733026 What if the cat is based and redpilled and only responds to niggerman?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:36:42 2020 No.15733629 >>15721569 Holy fuck I thought this was ironic. It’s actually in the book?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:01:36 2020 No.15733834 >>15733602 It's a cat. It only responds to bribes and violence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 17:15:25 2020 No.15734362 >>15733834 Awfully close to a niggerman

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 17:25:36 2020 No.15734452 >>15721574 Based and moralnośćpilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 17:30:46 2020 No.15734499 >>15721590 Classic TLCM

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 19:07:11 2020 No.15735129 File: 168 KB, 1194x316, IMG_20200630_000439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 19:39:27 2020 No.15735346 >>15735129 source pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 20:10:55 2020 No.15735576 >>15732151 Good internet mining.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 20:11:56 2020 No.15735583 >>15735129 >>15735346 I think it's Flashman, first book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 20:13:59 2020 No.15735599 >>15721590 If you just take the left half and throw the right half in the trash you get the exact same concept across except it's funny instead of obnoxious

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 20:15:01 2020 No.15735607 >>15721600 zardulu strikes again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 20:15:42 2020 No.15735615 File: 26 KB, 646x727, gamers have lots of sex trust me i am one.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15735599

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 20:18:31 2020 No.15735637 >>15727741 same

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 20:29:16 2020 No.15735708 >>15721590 this would have been funny if not for the last bit about "gamers" and "sex". With that, the creator of that meme outed themself as a faggy Redditor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 20:43:19 2020 No.15735800 File: 450 KB, 1080x1080, 104418035_3281063245451141_1118946724521983229_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not humour, but best shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 21:09:31 2020 No.15736005 File: 683 KB, 1992x1982, Cosmology of Nu-Enlightenment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 21:17:34 2020 No.15736054 >>15725372 that's a classic >4 if you count that I read IJ twice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 21:24:44 2020 No.15736088 >>15721574 From the bite I assumed he would have bicycle gloves on

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 00:12:43 2020 No.15737010 File: 50 KB, 822x960, 1551625986711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15735708 >>15735599 >>15721590 There's no use resisting. Gigachad has no counter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 00:46:27 2020 No.15737228 >>15732151 Thank you my friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 03:44:59 2020 No.15738238 File: 118 KB, 768x960, Bataille.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck you for making me read this shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 04:08:44 2020 No.15738385 File: 19 KB, 336x112, disgust and joy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15738238 ya know what else is deep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 04:28:13 2020 No.15738463 >>15721738 saved

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 04:29:28 2020 No.15738465 >>15736005 I enjoyed this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 04:36:32 2020 No.15738484 >>15721738 I don't get the joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 04:49:29 2020 No.15738520 >>15726231 >libraries are empty when you're not in them I knew it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 04:54:33 2020 No.15738536 >>15728355 This one is great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 06:08:26 2020 No.15738759 File: 137 KB, 764x604, 1487208187794.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 06:11:38 2020 No.15738776 File: 433 KB, 1928x2832, 1470322245886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 06:24:16 2020 No.15738816 damn! ironically unfunniest thread on /lit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 06:27:53 2020 No.15738829 >>15738816 fuck off, neek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 07:27:16 2020 No.15739021 >>15726384 pogger!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 07:35:17 2020 No.15739048 >>15722546 >when the first sentence starts with "C. S. Lewis ..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 07:42:18 2020 No.15739077 >>15728495 I'd call it an especially demented shaggy dog story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 08:04:42 2020 No.15739172 >>15726231 >Francis Bacon secretly wrote everything I want to know more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 08:28:14 2020 No.15739265 >>15726231 >Ted Kazynscki invented Ted Talks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 09:00:26 2020 No.15739410 File: 206 KB, 640x340, 1592701068831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 09:36:29 2020 No.15739608 >>15725372 Holy shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 09:38:07 2020 No.15739622 >>15725330 is this one true or just a meme?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 09:40:10 2020 No.15739638 File: 1.60 MB, 1080x1370, 1575413108271.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15725423

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 10:06:20 2020 No.15739796 File: 48 KB, 500x506, AE041669-D87A-403A-A176-130CCA36100D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 10:08:46 2020 No.15739813 File: 33 KB, 763x395, 1tfqp6oz6t821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 10:21:10 2020 No.15739896 File: 157 KB, 1590x253, holyfuckingshit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] funniest writing I've ever read on /lit/ by a wide margin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 10:38:50 2020 No.15740027 File: 100 KB, 1568x405, the notorious d.f.w.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15725372

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 10:52:42 2020 No.15740122 >>15722422 what the fuck's a TIL

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 10:58:54 2020 No.15740155 >>15740122 today i learned

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 11:09:51 2020 No.15740209 >>15721569 The whole book was just a bunch of pop culture references.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 11:12:16 2020 No.15740222 >>15740155 why does that need a fucking acronym?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 11:17:09 2020 No.15740250 >>15732151 absolutely delightful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 11:19:19 2020 No.15740268 >>15740222 idk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 11:19:30 2020 No.15740271 >>15726820 this made me laugh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 11:22:07 2020 No.15740285 >>15740268 what the fuck's a idk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 11:23:50 2020 No.15740299 >>15740285 an* pick a lane, do you like internet speak or not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 11:25:23 2020 No.15740309 >>15740299 idc tbqhwy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 11:35:02 2020 No.15740368 >>15739896 Based coomer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 11:42:28 2020 No.15740445 >>15739813 underrated

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 11:54:27 2020 No.15740542 >>15731481 QRD on the acceleration meme?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 12:19:13 2020 No.15740705 >>15740542 Just read these posts. Very accessible for how much they say. https://jacobitemag.com/author/nland/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 12:20:40 2020 No.15740712 >>15738759 fucking wew

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 12:22:19 2020 No.15740725 >>15740712 You realize you're not saying something exceptional here, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 12:23:12 2020 No.15740732 >>15739896 this isn't funny, this hurts. 2real4me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 12:25:07 2020 No.15740745 >>15740725 and you are?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 12:28:55 2020 No.15740773 >>15725372 zozzel

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 12:50:08 2020 No.15740915 File: 391 KB, 1866x255, SHERLOCK HOLMES GAY QUEER 20170714_093716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 13:01:25 2020 No.15740983 File: 139 KB, 707x500, bravo camus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 13:11:38 2020 No.15741038 >>15739896 He's not wrong tho. >Pussy is temporary, enlightenment is eternal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 13:28:09 2020 No.15741156 >>15740725 Uhm you DO realize it though right? I mean right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 13:38:30 2020 No.15741244 >>15725389 Inked ravens of despair claws holes in the ass of the worlds mind

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 30 13:57:07 2020 No.15741375 >>15725372 >Pretentious Angst by Ernest Milton bwahahaha

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