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Honoré de Balzac

>> No.15719588

HONOR THE BALLSACK

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Oswald Spengler

>> No.15719637

>>15719580
>dodges creditors
>locks up flat
>closes blinds
>puts sheets over the windows
>puts out all the lights
>drinks 50 cups of coffee
>masturbates up to the very precipice of orgasm and then stops
>lights candle
time to write an entire novel in 8 hours that is better than everything Stendhal ever did

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>>15719580
>>15719595
Jean Baudrillard

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>>15719580
Ernest Hemingway

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David Foster Wallace

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Platon

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Sartre

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Emily Dickinson

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Ann Frank

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Emil Cioran

>> No.15719815

Good thread.

>> No.15719859

>>15719588
RESPECT THE COCK.

>> No.15719968

>>15719637
source on the masturbation habits?

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John Barth

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Donald Barthelme

>> No.15720172

>>15719790
I actually thought Cioran’s photos were just stills from Erasorhead

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>>15719580
Theodor W. Adorno.

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Salmon Rushdie

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>>15720237
Salmon Rushdie

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F. Scott Fitzgerald

>> No.15720547

<--- Black Author

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Robert Howard

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>>15719595
Oswald Spengler

>> No.15720585

>>15719595
>>15720579
For some reason I think bald men are really kino and I can’t explain why.

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Pentti Linkola

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Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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>>15719580
Louis-Ferdinand Céline

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Michel Foucault

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>>15721970
no, this

>> No.15722203

>>15719595
>>15720579
"Jesus christ, they're minerals, Marie." - Oswald Spengler
What did he mean by this?

>> No.15722505

>>15719595
Kek

>> No.15722515

>>15720168
>Donald Barthelme
yfw Barthelme's brother was a member of Red Crayola during the recording of Arable Land.

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>>15719580
Judge Holden.

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James Joyce

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>>15719580
Fyodor Dostoevsky

>> No.15722529

>>15719637
>>masturbates up to the very precipice of orgasm and then stops
Yes I read he did this, I disagree with it because while Balzac did it because he believed in semen retention, it is not true semen retention insofar as you release pre-cum.

>> No.15722535

>>15722522
is that the next russian tsar dugin?

>> No.15722536

>>15722522
Dostoevsky would absolutely hate this guy

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Alexandre Dumas Pere

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Socrates

>> No.15722560

>>15722529
>I disagree with it
HOLD UP... anon disagrees with it... WOOWOO RAISE THE ALARM, EVERYONE STOP WHAT THEY ARE DOING!!

>Balzac did it because he believed in semen retention
So, a second-tier writer who happened to be named something like "Ballsack" wasn't quite up to snuff? Hmmm....

> it is not true semen retention
It never is, is it? Let's be honest: true semen retention has never been tried.

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>>15719580

Karl Marx

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>>15722515
damn, its real

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Friedrich Nietzsche

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>>15719580
Jean Paul Sartre

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>>15719580
Martin Luther

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Franz Beckenbauer

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Machiavelli

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>>15723069

>> No.15723082

>>15723069
That's what I always think when he pops up on TV. Uncanny.

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Betrand Russell

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kek

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Will Self

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Phillip Mainländer

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Flannery O'Connor

>> No.15723479

>>15723337
No that's Rooney

>> No.15723509

>>15722545
kek

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Franz Kafka

>> No.15723639

>>15719595
I always thought the same lmao

>> No.15723651

>>15719782
Can't unsee.

>> No.15723666

>>15723030
I see what you did there.

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julius evola

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Pessoa

>> No.15725434

>>15722515
i bought one of his short story collections without knowing anything about him and when he casually mentioned in the preface that in the 60s he was in a band called red crayola i did a double take

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Toni Morrison

>> No.15725826

>>15725787
unbelievably based and unbelievably nogpilled

>> No.15725851

>>15720585
>kino
kys

>> No.15726773

>>15719580
amazing post