/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15631449]

1. your country
2. easiest way to spot a pseud from your country

>Italy
>watches pic related

[Anonymous No.15631456]

>U.S.
>has a twitter account

[Anonymous No.15631459]

>burgerland
>”what’s your major?”

[Anonymous No.15631463]

>Russia
>reads or watches pop science

[Anonymous No.15631468]

>>15631449
usa
this >>15631456. twitter is the worst, only a little bit less than reddit

[Anonymous No.15631473]

>Puerto Rico
>"have you read picrelated?"

[Anonymous No.15631488]

>>15631449
1. Argentina
2. Is not deleuzian

[Anonymous No.15631506]

>>15631488
Basado

[Anonymous No.15631532]

>>15631449
>US
>goes on /lit/

[Anonymous No.15631563]

>>15631449
Argentina
Unironically watches pic related. Alternatively, has a twitter account or believes in psicoanalysis.
He is a jew TV """philosohper""" pseud who knows nothing at all and is the epytome of cringe

[Anonymous No.15631590]

>Sweden
>read any opinion piece
99% of established media here apes their WOKE American counterparts, doing their best to stir up idpol resentment amongst the populace. Five years ago I would've said it's not working but I'm not so sure anymore. The zoomers eats it all up.

[Anonymous No.15631593]

>Romania
>culturally American

[Anonymous No.15631603]

>>15631449
whats a pseud?

[Anonymous No.15631606]

>>15631563
Pseud spotted

[Anonymous No.15631614]

>>15631449
>Sweden
>Thinks he is smarter than everyone else because he holds racist and nationalist opinions, while his main source of news come from right-wing thinktank propaganda machines that misrepresent statistics and studies, not that it matters to him, because he does not read the sources anyways.

[Anonymous No.15631631]

>>15631590
here in argentina, in 2015 the jew proaganda (specially feminism, the most popular) got OUT OF FUCKNG HANDS. B4 that nobody bothered except art whores.
>>15631614
easy on soi bugs

[Anonymous No.15631634]

>>15631449
>U.S.
>posts on /lit/

[Anonymous No.15631636]

>>15631606
t. psychoanalyzer kike pseud/mario kikerberg

[Anonymous No.15631638]

>not born here but England
>tries their hardest to be American

[Anonymous No.15631641]

>>15631449
I would also add "Roberto Mercadini" lol

If it can comfort you, there is worse lol

[Anonymous No.15631649]

>>15631631
hit right at home didn't i? Seems this type of pseud is not only native to sweden.

[Anonymous No.15631661]

>>15631649
nope, i agree those are pseuds, but ignoring all the leftie pseuds that are 99% of them makes you obviously a lefty. You are a swedish leftie in 4hcan, chances are you are a hardcore soi consumer

[Anonymous No.15631663]

>Ireland
>entire country is pseuds

[Anonymous No.15631691]

>>15631603

sudowoodo

[Anonymous No.15631695]

>>15631641
Breaking News too, at least Mercadini isn't a condescending cunt

[Anonymous No.15631710]

>>15631661
Do you have anything other to add than the fact that I am a "hardcore soi consumer?"
Well, beats being a facist, anti-semite in fucking latin america, didnt Videla teach you anything, or do you want another military dictatorship.

[Anonymous No.15631728]

>USA

>liberal or libertarian politics. Mostly radlibs and lolbertarians are the pseuds, rest are NPC drones
>Takes Jordan Peterson seriously
>militant athiest
>uses Twitter or Reddit (reddit can be ok if you stick to small communities but 99% of it is trash)
>fan of pop sci icons like Degrasse, Bill Nye, Musk, etc.
>watches/reads John Green

[Anonymous No.15631731]

>>15631710
>didnt Videla teach you anything, or do you want another military dictatorship.
thanks for confirming!

[Anonymous No.15631742]

No American has mentioned Ayn Rand yet kek

[Anonymous No.15631748]

>>15631449
>France
>is from France

[Anonymous No.15631750]

>>15631449
letteralmente chi?

[Anonymous No.15631758]

>Brazil
>has a humanities degree

[Anonymous No.15631766]

>>15631728
>reddit can be ok

[Anonymous No.15631773]

>>15631449
>U.K
>Has the posh English accent

[Anonymous No.15631774]

>Egypt

[Anonymous No.15631775]

>>15631742
also a huge indicator, good catch

>>15631766
you can unironically find more intelligent and in depth discussions if you go to a non trash sub, but those are very rare and hard to find

[Anonymous No.15631808]

>>15631449
>India
>'I have a degree in this subject so let me explain quite literally everything unrelated to the topic at hand'

[Anonymous No.15631824]

>>15631766
As long as you agree with the "consensus" opinion in a particular subreddit, it provides a decent forum for civilized discussion. The problem is that (a) the reddit consensus is usually retarded, and (b) the site software is specifically designed to marginalize those with opinions that go against the grain.

[Anonymous No.15631830]

>>15631773
noticed how muricans don't have the "posh" concept? here it is called "cheto"

[Anonymous No.15631837]

>>15631773
Or reads the guardian

[Anonymous No.15631841]

>>15631808
can indians NOT be charlatans?
No

[Anonymous No.15631852]

>Canada/Quebec
>Mock the separatists and/or hate the US without reason.

[Anonymous No.15631853]

>>15631830
What?

[Anonymous No.15631873]

>>15631837
All the British papers are cucked to death. The best is probably the FT, since it just assumes the reader shares its neoliberal corporate agenda, rather than trying to force it.

[Anonymous No.15631892]

>>15631853
they dont have a ord for it, they dont know the concept. im my country the word is "cheto"

[Anonymous No.15631904]

>Brazil
>looks like pic related

[Anonymous No.15631946]

>>15631892
So by "muricans" you mean residents of the Americans in general?

In the US, we certainly have the concept of "posh". There are just very few "posh Americans" in the cultural sense. Almost all Americans are culturally plebs, regardless of their net worth or socioeconomic status.

[Anonymous No.15631960]

>Japan
>Does not like Mishima

[Anonymous No.15631990]

>>15631946
yeah and therefor you dont have posh people. Posh is a british slang afaik

[Anonymous No.15631991]

>Germany
>Hasn't read pic related

[Anonymous No.15632034]

>Slovenia
>pretends to have read Hegel

[Anonymous No.15632042]

>>15631990
Yes, 'posh' refers to the cultural upper class. Such people don't really exist in the US.

[Anonymous No.15632056]

>Holland
>reads Arnold Grunberg when woke, and Thierry Baudet when redpilled

[Anonymous No.15632086]

>>15631892
>Cheto
Argentine detected.

Yall should use Macanudo again.

[Anonymous No.15632092]

>>15631459
That's a good ice breaker because it can inform you of the persons interests. Especially if she has a nice ass.

[Anonymous No.15632099]

>>15632092
I think it was meant how the question was formed rather than the subject of it.

[Anonymous No.15632101]

>>15631691
>Just realized Sudowoodo means pseudo-wood because it's actually a rock type pokemon

[Anonymous No.15632104]

>>15631614
SEETHIN' SWEDEN
>>15631748
lol

[Anonymous No.15632105]

>Brazil
>likes Machado

[Anonymous No.15632112]

>India
>Doesn't read Indian fiction

[Anonymous No.15632117]

>>15631695
i didn't know about Breaking News
>condescending cunt
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.15632132]

>>15632086
jaja that's even prior to boomers. a lot of old slangs died, like allwys happens. Now most are made by niggers instead of middle class.

[Anonymous No.15632146]

>>15632132
Let's see the ones I remember from when I live in Rosario.
>piola
>copado
>joya
>cheto
>chevere
Lul. Fun times. *cumbia villera intensifies*

[Anonymous No.15632857]

>>15631488
basado

[Anonymous No.15632872]

>>15631742
Impressive < 16
Acceptable < 21
Inexcusable > 21
She's could for building up one's vocabulary desu..

[Anonymous No.15632906]

>>15631990
rich new englanders are kind of posh

[Anonymous No.15632936]

>>15631563
>spicoanalysis

[Anonymous No.15632949]

>>15631991
Good thing I'm austrian

[Anonymous No.15633047]

>>15631449
>bosnia
>"Oh you listen to turbo folk you're stupid unlike me who listens to retarded Western fucking garbage,also America isn't that bad you're just a dumb nationalist unlike me IM SMART IM SMART IM NOT LIKE THE REST BUT I AM JUST LIKE EVERY STUPID NEOLIBERAL WESTERNER YUGOSLAVIA NEEDS TO COME BACK BUT WITH TRANNIES AND FAGGOTS OF COURSE I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD IM NOT DUMB LIKE YOUU ALALALLALALALALALLA"

God I really wish the communists killed more people
Everyone should be sterilized

[Anonymous No.15633059]

>>15632949
>leute die glauben dass corona größere gefahr ist als der koran

[Anonymous No.15633060]

>>15631758
t. no degree loser
pay to win private uni doesn't count tho

[Anonymous No.15633074]

>>15631728
>watches/reads John Green
2012 called and wants it’s hot take back

[Anonymous No.15633075]

>Germany
>Has a degree in humanities

[Anonymous No.15633080]

>>15631742
It takes a lot of cultural tone deafness to be a vocal Randroid nowadays. Maybe it helps that her author photo gets published more so people see what is reflected on the inside.

[Anonymous No.15633086]

This thread is kinda pointless since we know that people will be sperging their agenda through samefaging but with different country names

[Anonymous No.15633090]

>>15632042
The cultural upper class devotes a large portion of their time, energy, and wealth appealing to the lower classes expectations of them anyways. See: hip urban mom greenwave NPR/Whole Foods and Yoga Mat type shit. We’re all just consoomers.

[Anonymous No.15633092]

>>15633074
t.

[Anonymous No.15633106]

>>15633090
I don't think they're appealing to lower classes thereby. I think they're foremost appealing to their own expectations of not wanting to be seen as poor by other upper class people. Lower classes don't give a shit about your 7$ water bottle, and infact it probably enrages them somewhat.

[Anonymous No.15633107]

>>15633090
That's all middlebrow culture, though. In the US, middlebrow culture reigns over college grads all the way up the economic ladder.

[Anonymous No.15633119]

>Finland
>Thinks Aleksis Kivi Is boring

[Anonymous No.15633122]

>>15633106
Displays of wealth are not a form of culture. Material ostentation is very much the mark of the lower classes, in fact.

[Anonymous No.15633128]

>>15633092
I just can’t imagine remembering John Green even exists in his year unless I was somehow in an age range where I might be exposed to him.

[Anonymous No.15633135]

>>15633106
The middle class does though.

>>15633107
And middleclass culture. I think the upperclass has generally descended to it aside from some boomers who are actually closer to the 1%

[Anonymous No.15633136]

Ireland
Anyone who ends a sentence with "In This Country"

[Anonymous No.15633137]

1. USA
2. Watches political infotainment on youtube

[Anonymous No.15633148]

What is to be done about the scourge of young "YouTube intellectuals"?

[Anonymous No.15633149]

>>15631449
>Honduras
>Discusses metaphysics and christian theology with almost anybody.

[Anonymous No.15633219]

>>15633148
They all seem to fall out of relevance in about an year and a half after making it big.

[Anonymous No.15633229]

>>15631728
Not a pseud as much as a midwit on the right side

[Anonymous No.15633254]

>>15632146
chevere is mexican NEVER used in argentina.
cheto to mena posh is ok, cheto to mean nice is used by niggers

[Anonymous No.15633267]

>>15631449

>Philippines
>#junkterrorbill
>#solusyongmedikalhindimilitar
>#oustduterte
>#defendpressfreedom
>#oustyouknowwho
>#NoToABSCBNShutdown

there's something *so* obnoxious about mainstream Filipino activists.

[Anonymous No.15633315]

>>15631488
>is not delusional
Kek

[Anonymous No.15633370]

>>15631638
lol, people do this? euros in america talking about how great it is are tragic (in NYC I see it all the time)

[Anonymous No.15633385]

>>15633136
Why?

[Anonymous No.15633389]

>>15631731
ESL

[Anonymous No.15633586]

>>15631449
>Pick any western country
>Marxist
>Gender Studies grad
>"Ancap" money autist
>"Judeo-Christian"
>"Nazism"
>"White race"
>"soft science"

[Anonymous No.15633644]

>>15631773
I cannot tell you how much those people irritate me. Universities are teeming with middle class posh cunts who all sound the same, act the same and live the same way yet pretend they're somehow interesting. What the common folk really need is some condescending student dickhead with run-of-the-mill twitter opinions to save us from ourselves.

[Anonymous No.15633646]

>>15631449
Anon, mi puoi consigliare un youtuber /lit/? Non ho trovato nessun buon youtuber italiano di letteratura né di filosofia.

Nonostante ci sono numerosi pseud come "Giopizzi" che fanno "video-essays" pieni di cringe. Come puó essere che un paese come l'Italia, con intellettuali come d'Annunzio, Gaetano, Pareto e Marinetti possa avere una mancanza di pensatori cosí?

[Anonymous No.15633657]

>>15631852
Quebec separatists? Do you actually think Quebec leaving Canada would work out?

[Anonymous No.15633674]

>>15631449
USA, read Infinite Jest

[Anonymous No.15633686]

>>15631449
>American
>Uses 4chan

[Anonymous No.15633721]

>>15633122
Lower in spirit. However I grew up around rich people and it's only old money that doesn't care much for showing off their wealth.
>>15633135
>the middle class does though
Again, not towards lower classes primarily I think but towards their own and the upper class. Towards their own to show how successful they are and towards the upper class to show how worthy they are.

[Anonymous No.15633729]

>>15631593
>Romania
>culture
Glumesti?

[Anonymous No.15633859]

>World
>Names "sapeins"

[Anonymous No.15633863]

>U.K.
>fetishises the working class, foreign-originated minorities, or British subgroups from anywhere in the country other than the south and east of England

[Anonymous No.15633878]

>USA
>''

[Anonymous No.15633967]

>>15633863
I have met so many southerners who will sing along to Common People and pretend the song isn't calling them out. They'll pretend to know what the working class wants but as soon as immigration is brought up they show their true colours.

[Anonymous No.15633972]

>Canada
>virtue signals about their voting habits; reads YA fiction/ feminist authors; hates Quebec and Alberta

[Anonymous No.15634014]

>>15633972
>HANDMAID'S TALE BASICALLY PREDICTED THE FUTURE

[Anonymous No.15634048]

>>15633721
>it's only old money that doesn't care much for showing off their wealth
That's what we're talking about. There are no "posh" people (cultural upper class) in the United States. They are all plebs, regardless of economic status.

[Anonymous No.15634080]

>>15633586
"Soft science"
As in they have a degree in the soft sciences or that they believe that psych/soc are "soft science's" in the derogatory sense.

[Anonymous No.15634121]

>Mexico
>Is deep into politics to the point of watching live streams of "based" people or has a twitter account

[Anonymous No.15634123]

>>15634080
"X" = People who say X

[Anonymous No.15634139]

>>15633967
I knew a lot of left wing people at university who claimed to care deeply about the poor but actually hated listening to their cultural concerns and would make fun of them for being poor. I’m not against a little contempt for working class culture, but it shouldn’t be so hypocritical, and even if they’re poor, they’re still English and that cannot be forgotten. Those people aren’t rational actors though, they’re puppets for left wing social movements

[Anonymous No.15634166]

>>15631449
1. Brazil

2. Anyone who thinks our pop musicians are either great writers or great musicians is a pseud; Chico Buarque is mediocre and his poems are nothing but the school-tier crypto-Parnasian exercises of an eternal dilettante.
Anyone who doesn't enjoy Euclides da Cunha is a pseud. Anyone who thinks Alexandre Herculano wasn't an immensely talented writer is a pseud. Anyone who reads Romance classics in English translation (these people exist) is a pseud. Anyone who looks for "the best edition" ("a melhor edição") currently available on the market instead of just buying old used ones is a pseud. Anyone who owns too many books by Companhia das Letras is a pseud. Anyone who reads either Marilena Chauí or Olavo de Carvalho with a serious mind is a pseud. Anyone who thinks Saramago is better than Antônio Lobo Antunes is an unredeemable pseud. Anyone who thinks Bandeira's poem "Os Sapos" is the final word on Parnasianism is not necessarily a pseud, but might very well be.
Anyone who thinks Carlos Drummond's A Rosa do Povo is his best book, or that João Cabral's Morte e Vida Severina is his best poem, is a pseud almost by necessity.
Many are the faces, styles and behaviors of the classically-defined pseud, but by an equally large number of clues and signs we can manage to spot them and even get them red-handed, just as long as we persist in this mad pursuit and never give up.
For the pseud needs to be spotted and pointed at.

[Anonymous No.15634818]

Bump.

[Anonymous No.15634846]

>Japan
>doesn't see Greta Thornburg is a plant
>thinks we need a corona vaccine (which will definitely be made within the next 12 months)
>thinks race relations in America is very easy to understand despite living in a homogeneous society all their life

[Anonymous No.15634859]

>>15633254
Mexico is actually, Padre like Que Padre. How's argentina atm? Haven't been there since 2014.

[Anonymous No.15634875]

>>15633967
Immigration lowers wages for the working class. Not hard to figure out nor is it hypocritical.

[Anonymous No.15634878]

>>15633657
I'm from Quebec and I know nobody who wants to separate from Canada. The only separatists are people over 65, under 16 and people of low intelligence.

[Anonymous No.15634887]

>>15634139
I call it Dinner Party Politics, when the dominant position is only held as an affectation and any disagreement is seen as a social faux pas

[Anonymous No.15634893]

>>15634166
What do you think of Jorge Amado? My (Argentine) father is tried to get me to read Tereza Batista, but I found the book so lackluster, I stopped after 100 pages.

[Anonymous No.15634894]

>>15634166
>everyone is dumb except me

[Anonymous No.15635047]

>>15633047
>you're not enlightened unless you hate and actively denounce your heritage while larping as a Westerner
I'm a Turk and I hate this too

[Anonymous No.15635055]

>>15633149
Wtf sounds based

[Anonymous No.15635103]

>>15631449
> Philippines

> culturally American and thus consumes mostly American media and speaks mostly in English

[Anonymous No.15635124]

>>15633267
Filipino liberals are insufferable; Filipino leftists are based, though, albeit ineffective. The cycle of switching between political dynasties needs to stop and Twitter isn't going to solve that.

[Anonymous No.15635172]

>American
>Reads any of the following The New Yorker, The Atlantic, The New Republic, Vanity Fair

[Anonymous No.15635187]

>ITT. Everyone who disagrees with me is a pseud

[Anonymous No.15635195]

>>15633972
berta is based but FUCK QUEBEC you french speaking bastard

[Anonymous No.15635199]

>>15632105
Machado is great you contrarian retard

[Anonymous No.15635209]

>>15631449
>US
>Uses pop culture (Star Wars, Harry Potter) as analogies for politics
I’ve unironically seen a few people do this and it brings me a step closer to roping every time

[Anonymous No.15635214]

>>15635195
pseud detected

[Anonymous No.15635221]

>>15633047
Is this image real?

[Anonymous No.15635226]

>>15631449
>Canada
>anglos in french sector

[Anonymous No.15635250]

>>15634878
Gatineau here. I wouldn't call myself separatist but I sympathize with them because I just want anglos to stop trying to weasel their way into my province. You got the whole rest of the country, just leave us the fuck alone. Go push your anglo shit on the chinese.

[Anonymous No.15635260]

>>15635250
>anglos to stop trying to weasel their way into my province
just completely avoid going to Montréal as i do and you won't see any anglos anon.

[Anonymous No.15635265]

>>15633657
>>15634878
I didn't say want to ,i said mock them.
Its the easiest thing to point at and laugh.

[Anonymous No.15635266]

Sonjaksta & Justine Diane Pullen

40K€..

[Anonymous No.15635272]

>>15635260
>just give up your cities to the anglo horde
What ever happened to "Je me souviens"?Remember all the shit the anglos did to your ancestors and hold it against them till you're fucking dead. Instill that in your children and tell them to instill it in theirs. You don't have to hate them or anything. Just don't let them take any more just because they want to try and act like they're you're friend.

[Anonymous No.15635279]

>>15635272
The chineses and poos are taking over these ''yes man'' anyways.

[Anonymous No.15635300]

>Brazil
>doesn't like football

This is the easiest pseud detector that exists, i wonder if it's applied to the rest of south america and western europe too.

[Anonymous No.15635316]

>>15635272
so are you like 16 or something?

[Anonymous No.15635317]

>>15634893
Not him. Jorge Amado is goddamn based

[Anonymous No.15635322]

>>15635187
Literally this
This -calling others pseud- culture in lit is the biggest cope ever; projection to the skies

[Anonymous No.15635326]

>>15634893
Jorge is a huge hit-or-miss
Dona Flor, for instance, is god-tier.

[Anonymous No.15635500]

>>15633370
pretty much, everyone who is my sort of age, so say like from 18-20 dresses like an American softboy, only listen to American music, only watch American shows, always try to speak in some fuckin spastic American slang, and though nobody fucking reads anymore I can assure if they did it'd some American tripe like John Green. It's like I'm not even fuckin from here and I've got more respect for the little culture that the people of Engloid have, idk it might be because I live in the souf, maybe the Norf fc lot are better with this.

[Anonymous No.15635545]

>>15635500
You have a very different experience to the majority of this country.

[Anonymous No.15635578]

>>15631991
Who is it.

[Anonymous No.15635598]

>>15635545
wdum, how? The college that I was at the last two years that really is all that there was. That and roadmen/chavs, who I suppose are like the last bastion of true englishness down where I live. Like yeh it probably is different somewhere like London or fuckin Liverpool, but I've been a souf fc fag since I was about 11.

[Anonymous No.15635616]

>>15635598
post examples of the clothes you mean. and slang examples

[Anonymous No.15635647]

>>15631449
He looks like he owns a store in the old west. He should be wearing a grocers apron.

[Anonymous No.15635671]

>swed
unironically this >>15631614

most pseuds here are 19 yo right wingers who get all their info from alt right news sources

one day they'll grow up

[Anonymous No.15635672]

>>15631614
>>15631590

The duality of Swedes

[Anonymous No.15635681]

>>15635300
works for Chile too

[Anonymous No.15635703]

>>15635616
I mean I know next to nothing about fashion so I can't really help you there, but basically all the lads dress like fuckin Mac Demarco. Same old-school windbreakers, same shoes, same jumpers/sweaters, same hats, same fuckin everything, just they all wear a slightly different shade of it to each other. And with the slang iss like I've unironically heard people say shit like jerk, asshole, cops, awesome and just other little Americanisms like that. I know maybe it doesn't seem too bad, and probably isn't tbf, but personally I can't be having this kind of thing at all. I've even heard people complaining about the word cunt, and it's come on lads that's a fuckin day 1 insult wot you on about it offends you.

[Anonymous No.15635713]

>>15633149
kek este cerote

[Anonymous No.15635722]

>>15635671
that's only a problem if it's american style """rightwing""" or nazi LARPing. Otherwise they are the subversives and you are the dogmatist.

[Anonymous No.15635741]

>>15635300

>Any country literally anywhere
>Watches grown men chase a ball all evening

Sportsball sucks

[Anonymous No.15635746]

>>15635703
sounds terrible if that is common, even for south standards. although there are definitely some people who dress like that everywhere in this country. we are lucky enough to have our own music, slang clothes etc so most shouldn't be american larpers.

[Anonymous No.15636148]

>>15631449
>planet
>uses "pseud" instead of "mountebank" as the English term.

[Anonymous No.15636155]

>>15632936
that cringe is Argentina's galardon

[Anonymous No.15636250]

>>15633047
cope more faggot

Imagine listening to turbo folk, disliking USA, country he doesn't know shit about, where, actually, you can get a job and education. Or imagine larping as a nationalist in the country that is living example of everything rotten and dysfunctional about nationalism. Fuck yugo bs, fuck religious knuckedraggers, fuck homophobes and fuck you. Kill em all. Cull yourself.

[Anonymous No.15636253]

>>15631449
>la faccia di rick ducancro su lit
le ho viste davvero tutte ormai

[Anonymous No.15636274]

>>15636253
Basato

[Anonymous No.15636293]

>>15633136
You're being too narrow. We can't all go around ending all of our sage advice with in this country. Sometimes it's county specific and the lads two towns over are definitely a pack of wankers, don't think I don't see you.

[Anonymous No.15636399]

>>15636250
Who's coping? Your post oozes ressentiment

[Anonymous No.15636411]

>>15635124
You know, it *couldn't* be stopped, at least the Filipino liberals wouldn't be able to do shit about political dynasties.
Diokno's part of a dynasty, Sotto's a dynasty, Defensor-Santiago's among the elite, Isko was also introduced to the elite, and even Duterte, who *was* already in a dynasty, was favored by a good majority of Filipino liberals. What is common among them is that they were all favored by Filipino liberals, who all unknowingly accept the legitimacy of a democratic elite.

I met the Diokno guy personally. Fuck his bunny teeth.

[Anonymous No.15636423]

>>15631766
Reddit has some practical uses. I’ve gotten homework help a couple times on r/calculus and some decent language advice on r/french and r/learnfrench. Just stick to subreddits populated with other people who use the site as a tool and nothing more and you’re solid.

[Anonymous No.15636433]

>>15631728
>reddit can be ok
Lmao

[Anonymous No.15636440]

>>15631663
Came here to post exactly those words

[Anonymous No.15636454]

>>15631449
>canada
>literally no intellectuals, the intellectuals are pseuds, the pseuds are idiots, the idiots are animals

[Anonymous No.15636479]

>>15631614
Imagine being an unironic neoliberal in sweden and calling other people pseuds

[Anonymous No.15636490]

>>15631766
>implying reddit is never ok
>r/orangutan exists
>r/orangutangifs exists
fuck you, anon, you numbskull. you complete and utter animate shit. fuck you fuck you fuck you

[Anonymous No.15636514]

>>15636250
>American education
No
Lol kys faggot yank
Your country is going to burn
Seethe more satan

[Anonymous No.15636519]

>>15635221
No it's serbia

[Anonymous No.15636521]

>bongland
>has a twitter

[Anonymous No.15636522]

>>15631449
algeria
all our pseuds live in france

[Anonymous No.15636523]

>australia
>

[Anonymous No.15636570]

>>15631449
>UK
>uses lots of foreign loan-words or yank buzzwords in their speech
>enunciates like an preening etonian faggot when they want to make their extremely boring point
>thinks the views of newspaper columnists in any way are to be taken seriously
>is a newspaper columnist
>reads the spectator, guardian or economist
>thinks listening to Peterson or Zizek gives them the ability to accurately diagnose any aspect of western society
>thinks everyone but themselves is stupid when it comes to brexit, but would crumble within 10 seconds of trying to defend their own plan
>smugly parrots statements like 'islam is violent' , 'labour is antisemitic' or 'capitalism is racist'
>smirks if you ask them to define their terms as though it were self-evident
>imagines there is a magical group of clearly defined working-class people who they can claim support from for whatever they want to say

[Anonymous No.15636691]

>>15633119

Or

>studies literature

Most of them are commies who don't even read

[Anonymous No.15636739]

>>15633059
back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.15636750]

>>15635578
Jörg Fauser

[Anonymous No.15636758]

>world citizen
>people who have dogmatic opinions about modern architecture they learned on 4chan

[Anonymous No.15636765]

>Russia
>disliking Putin

[Anonymous No.15636796]

>Germany
>has ever watched pic related

[Anonymous No.15636811]

>>15636570
pretty spot on

[Anonymous No.15636885]

>>15636796
Christiane F looks good with blonde hair!

[Anonymous No.15636944]

>>15631449
>Poland
>studies pseudosophy at the University of Warsaw/participates in antifascist rallies/thinks Kaczynski is literally Hitler/LARPs as Michel Foucault/his facebook page is filled with le funny porky memes from /leftypol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-lceRbZd-s

[Anonymous No.15636960]

>>15636944
Sorry that she broke your heart, anon

[Anonymous No.15636985]

>Finland
>Thinks Tuomas Kyrö is a good writer

[Anonymous No.15636997]

>>15634139
I can't blame them, it's fun to make fun of British white trash. I will always defend European white trash over any shitskin but once those are gone, I won't feel pity over people who do dumb decisions.

[Anonymous No.15637000]

>>15636960
>HIS facebook page
>she broke your heart
you can't read

[Anonymous No.15637019]

>>15635741
Yeah, dumb people see football that way but intelligent people can see the tactical aspect of it, add the random factor since the ball is round and it becomes a pretty good sport to watch. It's definitely not the most exciting sport on average but it's the best.

[Anonymous No.15637025]

>>15631449
>US
>worries about spotting pseuds

[Anonymous No.15637028]

>>15637000
Your hate is directed towards the philosophy student, but at the end of the day she left you for him and so she broke your heart. Also nice digits

[Anonymous No.15637038]

>>15636522
we'd need to have actual intellectuals to begin with for us to have pseuds

[Anonymous No.15637062]

>>15633646
C'era una biondina carina che faceva studiava filosofia all'università a Milano e faceva video super intelligenti ma non mi ricordo come si chamasse.
Senò Barbasofia però é da normies.

[Anonymous No.15637066]

>>15631449
1. Netherlands
2. too many writers to mention, but pic related is definitely one of the worst
Opinion pieces and newspapers are similar to what >>15631590 describes. We also have various young "writers" who could only publish their books because of their daddy's fame or because they are pushed through state-sponsored media.

[Anonymous No.15637073]

>>15633137
Agreed

[Anonymous No.15637178]

>France
>"Paris sucks but it's still the best place in France"

[Anonymous No.15637206]

>Greece
>hasn't a basic understanding of ancient greek
>hasn't at least a basic understanding of byzantine culture and art
> doesn't know who Kondylis, Kastoriadis, Axelos, Liantinis, Pleyris or Giannaras is

[Anonymous No.15637225]

>>15631449
Bulgaria
Still thinks communism was OK or votes BSP.

[Anonymous No.15637231]

>>15631449
Basato Diferro odiatore

[Anonymous No.15637251]

>>15633075
>"irgendwas mit Medien"

[Anonymous No.15637270]

>>15637206
Axelos was a KKE terrorist

[Anonymous No.15637285]

>Egypt
>>have you read Abd al Wahid Yahya?

[Anonymous No.15637290]

>earth
>doesn't have sex

[Anonymous No.15637398]

>>15633149
based pseuds

[Anonymous No.15637413]

>>15634859
Not argentinian but livin in Buenos aires atm. It's shit, the economys shit, the gov is shit, the ppl r shit, the city is shit but the women are some of the hottest in the world nd the food is 8/10

[Anonymous No.15637446]

>>15634166
>outs real pseudery instead of parroting political bullshit
baseado

[Anonymous No.15637455]

>>15637446
not really if you knew who he's about talking about

[Anonymous No.15637467]

>>15637455
I'm Brazilian.

[Anonymous No.15637477]

>>15637467
então o que ele falou apenas te agradou por estar no mesmo campo político de ideias e não por estar fora de um campo político

[Anonymous No.15637481]

>>15631449
1. Canada
2.unapologetically marxist

[Anonymous No.15637485]

>>15631603
lurk moar

[Anonymous No.15637489]

>>15637477
I disagree with some parts. But I respect his opinion for not catering for the current dichotomy in our country, nonetheless.
Funny thing is that some days ago I was pondering how Chico was basically a Parnasian.

[Anonymous No.15637490]

>>15631590
>99% of established media here apes their WOKE American counterparts
very same in germany

[Anonymous No.15637496]

>Brazil
>thinks pic related is an intellectual

[Anonymous No.15637500]

>>15637496

[Anonymous No.15637502]

>>15631603
a cosmogony for virgins on /lit/
since this board is basically narcissists they think they're smarter, so they create a cosmogony where they can name classes under them in their cosmogony
"pseud" is a low-level class and there's nothing above their class, not even philosophers they like since when they agree with a philosopher ideas they just think of themselves as being the same of the philosopher and not just a thought's sucking vermin
comparing to the incel cosmogony:
pseud would be the "incel" and in this community they're all the chads
there's no stacy in this cosmogony tho, since their project their frustrations not in literal sex but rather in larping as smart

[Anonymous No.15637511]

>>15633060
The time I was studying philosophy at USP I've met the most insufferable people in the planet, the type that can only parrot teacher's opinions and write essays sucking their balls in order to get some help in a master's degree later. Academic people, at least in Brazil, seem to be unable to produce any kind of creative endeavor.

[Anonymous No.15637529]

>>15631590
>99% of established media here apes their WOKE American counterparts, doing their best to stir up idpol resentment amongst the populace.
Very same in germany. Germany collects annualy 8 billion euros to subsidize 22 state controlled tv-channels and 67 radio channels.
In addition to that the interior minister is in direct control of "Deutsche Welle"; a series of multi-language tv and radio channels.

[Anonymous No.15637530]

>>15631563
Based, this mongrel is absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.15637534]

>>15633972
Why do canadians hate the two parts of their country that actually have a unique culture. Its like here in america hating on the south

[Anonymous No.15637535]

>>15631449
I had a coworker once that phonefagged on reddit during every one of her breaks. She seemed like an open-minded learner or at least presented herself as such. I told her a hypothetical argument for slavery that I came up with and she totally freaked out. Absolute pseud.

[Anonymous No.15637553]

>Argentina
>Humanities at public uni
They're cringe during their youth and end up working for the system in their 30s (ngos, think tanks, etc).

[Anonymous No.15637561]

>Australia
>mustache

[Anonymous No.15637570]

>>15636944
>tfw student at UW
>tfw know exactly who you are talking about
I wasn't born in this city but ever since coming here I've come to despise it. the Foucault meme is 100% fucking true. where did they come from

[Anonymous No.15637571]

>>15637019
>It's definitely not the most exciting sport on average but it's the best.
Doubt desu

[Anonymous No.15637584]

>Argentina
>Freud/lacan. Pigna. Being freemason

[Anonymous No.15637594]

>Israel
>actually believes the shit we sell to the goyim

[Anonymous No.15637627]

>>15636479
>you can only be a neoliberal or a nazi, nothing else

[Anonymous No.15637662]

>snowflake: the thread
So nice to see that only anons from this board got it right, not anyone else, it's almost like everyone here is special s2

[Anonymous No.15637669]

>>15633646

Spit of a lass that fancied us

[Anonymous No.15637671]

>>15637627
Unironically this is what most modern people think.

[Anonymous No.15637680]

>>15631590
This, also from Sweden.

[Anonymous No.15637699]

>>15631449
>Britain
>Is British

[Anonymous No.15637710]

They post on /lit/

[Anonymous No.15637714]

>>15637710
/thread

[Anonymous No.15637733]

>>15637038
I was thinking about answering along those lines but do you have to be an intellectual first ?

[Anonymous No.15637761]

>>15631449
>germany
>Feuilleton

[Anonymous No.15637771]

>Mexico
>anything written by colonialist nazis

[Anonymous No.15637780]

>South Africa
>"some white authors are okay..."

[Anonymous No.15637800]

Ha haha this is a good one!
>Chinese-American
>"Yeah I read the Constitution"
Lol!

[Anonymous No.15637829]

>>15637062
Susanna d'Ambrosio, ma è una pseud anche lei solo che è tettona

[Anonymous No.15637832]

>>15631449
1. Pakistan
2. Can't write in Urdu and buys his rhetoric from foreign news sites that wouldn't think twice about the country if it didn't benefit their narrative

[Anonymous No.15637834]

yeahp... I got a story for you bucks this is a big one too if you knwo where to look
>be an alaskan
>move to the guam for a tour in the army
>leave the army but have a kid in guam
>change your name and move to russia for 6 months
>get deported without a visa
>wind up in a german airport
>marry a russian
you can spot the pseud here if you have the tickle pickle for it

[Anonymous No.15637851]

- > north half of the isle mann
- > " A WEEIII BUUU NAAEE TAEE "
keks me up are the time

[Anonymous No.15637862]

>born in denmark but move to Ireland for reduced labor tax
>have to live with Danish-Irish migrant community
>they all try to speak in shitty irish accents with danish intonations and LARP about J-ahns-ee -J-uhh-iiCce"

[Anonymous No.15637868]

Any fellow Coastal Bosnians here?
>be at a party
>beach boys playing
>guys in hawaiian shorts
>"yeah i've read bob dylan"

[Anonymous No.15637885]

>West Virginian
>he reads fishing magazines

[Anonymous No.15637900]

>Macedonian basketball player
>Start With The Greeks

[Anonymous No.15637906]

>>15637862
was it a true that the Denmarkers in Ireland were trying to sell a reduced fee leverage off a back slide pass to wage up the cost of their tenet flats? Also did they read Werdausser in the meantime?

[Anonymous No.15637925]

>>15637906
A lot of the Danirish think Werdausser is some kind of soft-core subtexter from the Northshore but to be honest man I think he's just shilling for increased fishing rites in Bjornholm for Sweden.
>"Whereth the call for the sea, I tread the nightingales wing on the cup of the Leith to sort out the SCALED LINE THAT PULLS ITS WAY to the BAY OF GUSTAV"
caps for emphasis. but maybe, we have a lot of shot callers here and a growing community

[Anonymous No.15637930]

>>15637925
kek good to know i was thinking about migrating myself to avoid the new labor law fee that taxes you based on the exhaustion rate which was retarded considering last year they said already that we'd be out on a dime a day. fucking corona.

[Anonymous No.15637994]

>>15637832
I thought all Pakis could write in Urdu

[Anonymous No.15638006]

>>15633644
As a non-islander, the term confuses me because it could be applied to completely different groups of people. I understand that upper crust who went to a public school is obviously posh, but often people call posh someone who simply has a comprehensible accent and went to any uni, same with middle class, anyone who has a decent degree and a good job in the south could be accused. So mostly people who don't have some kind of hereditary privilege. What is the way to really figure out who's posh and who's not?

[Anonymous No.15638105]

>>15637251
>Imagine mocking "qualitative Medien- und Kommunikationswissenschaften" unironically
yikes

[Anonymous No.15638161]

>>15637570
I study at UW too, anon. What's your major? Mines are mathematics and economics.
>where did they come from
the progressive Cathedral, read Moldbug

[Anonymous No.15638171]

>>15635703
My mates went to Leeds Uni and they've started saying things like "wack". They've also absorbed political opinions from the middle class kids there, which just goes to show that the English middle class is ashamed of being English. I've noticed that demographic in particular use a lot of Americanisms and it's no coincidence they're all on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.15638198]

>>15638006
Ask "where's the worst place you've ever been?", or "what's the closest you've ever been to the poverty line?"

[Anonymous No.15638233]

>>15637502
>"I've just learned what this word means": The Post

[Anonymous No.15638282]

>>15636997
Contempt for the working man is very Jewish

[Anonymous No.15638338]

>Spain
>enjoys any "cultuber" (I don't know if this crappy term is known abroad). These are a bunch of pretentious brats who don't offer any meaningful insight but are praised even by mainstream media (TV) because of their divulgation work. In physics (QuantumFracture) and music (Jaime Altozano, this guy is also a mathematician so he also pushes STEM autism) we find the peak of pretentiousness because they pride themselves on being crystal clear to the masses but when you read the comments section there are LOTS of people saying things like "haha i didnt understand a word but i like this guy" and whenever you try to communicate with midwits, you have to stand their idolatry towards these subjects. These phenomenon seems to be present in USA likewise but here in Spain is being specially damaging, since the cut-off mark for STEM careers like physics and math has risen to reach marks near the limit when before only passing the exam was needed, so now universities are even more filled with left circlejerks than before.

[Anonymous No.15638348]

>>15638233
>"I've just learned this new meme": The
349557 Post of the same type in a roll

[Anonymous No.15638429]

>>15633644
these people are all over the place in america too except we can't identify them by their accent. coming from a low-income background i was actually surprised when i went to university and was surrounded by upper-middle class tossers with zero street smarts.

[Anonymous No.15638437]

>>15637571
filtered

>>15635741
>Watches grown men chase a ball all evening
classic midwit

[Anonymous No.15638455]

>>15631449
>scot
>watches stv

[Anonymous No.15638728]

>>15635322
pseudcalling is the core of philosophy

[Anonymous No.15638735]

>Philippines
>is a faggot

Most faggots here are delusional charlatans. Also, similar to what >>15635103 said, anyone who gets their life cues from consumerist media

[Anonymous No.15638752]

>Czechia
>thinks they are not in Eastern Europe

[Anonymous No.15638918]

>spain
>thinks Lorca was a genius
>>15638338
Fuck Altozano, I cant stand him. Dayoscript fans are too impressive pseuds

[Anonymous No.15638946]

>>15632101
holy shit...

[Anonymous No.15638976]

>>15638918
Lorca's poems are nice and comfy
Lorca's plays suck major dick and are absolute trash

[Anonymous No.15639014]

>>15631456
>>15631468
learn what pseud means

[Anonymous No.15639093]

>>15631449
letteralmente mai sentito

[Anonymous No.15639112]

>>15638976
Jajaj

[Anonymous No.15639178]

>Lithuania
>Doesn't know who Tomas Venclova is

[Anonymous No.15639203]

>american
>argues politics on discord servers

[Anonymous No.15639209]

>>15636250
I imagine the person to have made this post to be at least in their early 40s.

[Anonymous No.15639533]

>Jordan
>thinks the ottoman occupation was a legitimate caliphate.

[Anonymous No.15639788]

>>15633646
Mortebianca non ironicamente

[Anonymous No.15639924]

>>15636490
Go back to your jungle island you smelly ape!

[Anonymous No.15639958]

>>15631852
also
>we're the USA but better

[Anonymous No.15640027]

>>15631449
1. Iran
2. Liberal and Cyrus/Kourosh worship for freeing "muh Jews"

[Anonymous No.15640038]

>>15631456
>U.S.
>uses social media

fixed that for you, fren

[Anonymous No.15640063]

Santuario - filosofina
>>15633646

[Anonymous No.15641027]

>>15631449
>Turkey
>Thinks Celal Şengör is a world-class intellectual

[Anonymous No.15641047]

>>15631661
>liberalism
>left

[Anonymous No.15641052]

>>15637413
fuck off peruvian we are full

[Anonymous No.15641066]

>>15634859
its a shithole. it only got worse since 2011

[Anonymous No.15641068]

>>15633047
calm down serbcuck

[Anonymous No.15641077]

>>15641047
ok it makes him a liberal söy consumer. happy?

[Anonymous No.15641085]

>>15634166
What do you think of vanguarda paulista

[Anonymous No.15641097]

>>15632936
kek
>>15637530
>mongrel
i think he's just a jew

[Anonymous No.15641111]

>>15637481
Who wouldn't become a marxist in a neoconliberal hellhole that allows Ag-gag?

[Anonymous No.15641125]

>>15631449
>US
>body mass and owning at least one cardigan

[Anonymous No.15641166]

>>15631710
Even the CIA is pushing lgbtsjwtfnpc gender ideology nowadays.

[Anonymous No.15641168]

>>15640038
learn what pseud means

[Anonymous No.15641176]

>>15633657
>t. cuck

[Anonymous No.15641185]

>>15631904
kek

[Anonymous No.15641188]

>>15632906
not anymore we're not. all of our institutions have been systematically crippled

[Anonymous No.15641240]

an old copypasta, but still spot on:
>puts down a toni morrison novel
>cracks open the latest new yorker
>downloads an npr podcast
>goes to a free summer concert series
>gets hair cut at place that serves whiskey, like back when real men shaved with straight razors
>wears an untucked gingham shirt not over a t-shirt and over-polished menswear wingtips
>waits three hours for a text from the new small plates pop-up restaurant
>orders the second least-expensive malbec
>tries to watch all the oscar nominees each year
>cannot believe how good the new rap album is
>goes to a coffee tasting
>orders a kindle and hard copy of the latest kwame ngobongo novel but listens to it on audiobook during commute to his new marketing job
>goes to four spinning classes a week
>talks about how busy life as a creative is
>buys a groupon for hamilton
>lives in new york city

[Anonymous No.15641277]

>>15637851
>Isle of Mann still has a more impenetrable north south border than North and South Korea
>can't even greentext in 2020
Your island literally does not make enough sense to be pseuds.

[Anonymous No.15641333]

>>15631590
This. Swedish pseuds are just an amalgamation of mainstream media and Netflix documentaries

[Anonymous No.15641532]

>Slovakia
>reads SME and Denník N

[Anonymous No.15641596]

>Canada
>Fetishizes Jordan Peterson

[Anonymous No.15641691]

>belgium
>reads demorgen, uses german words in dutch text, has a twitter account

[Anonymous No.15641993]

>australia
Here's a few common stereotypes that have no clue what they're on about
>overweight girls with glasses, either asian or have died hair, sometimes both, that think they're incredibly knowledgeable about everything.
>any dude at a pub that is 30+, looks down at everyone else in the room. Is reasonably loud with their opinions, wil argue either really well or really shit with no in between, either way they're not backing down from their shitty beliefs and are an expert on social power dynamics (not that they've read any theory, its justa skill they've been developing since highschool or before) and will put on 100% to make you look stupid.
>people (mostly dudes) who unironically watch joe rogan and think they've figured out life.
>recent indian immigrants who have an intense interest in one particular subject and refuse to believe that anything else could be used even if it does the exact same thing.
>pretty much anyone who namedrops thoreau more than any other philosopher/theorist. Always ask them about their thoughts on 'Civil Disobedience' and make sure you have read it. They may or may not have heard of it but I have yet to be disappointed.
>anyone who says "everything is political!!!"
Thats a good start for you. Spotting pseuds is a skill and an artform and it takes time and effort to master. I don't really think I have even mastered it myself but I know I'm further along than most people.

[Anonymous No.15641999]

This one isn't country-specific, but if someone has a historical figure or emblem as their profile pic, they will be a pseud 100% of the time.

[Anonymous No.15642013]

>>15637290
I saw this one in Paris.

[Anonymous No.15642015]

>>15641993
Also, septum ring + intellectual aura = pseud 90% of the time.

[Anonymous No.15642018]

>>15631449
>US
>Enjoys bingeshows like Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, GoT, the Wire, etc.

[Anonymous No.15642067]

>US
>being anywhere near pseuds when you can live almost anywhere of your own volition, as is national tradition

Bunch of fags you are

[Anonymous No.15642145]

>>15642067
t. pseud

Name literally one town or city on earth without a single pseud in it

[Anonymous No.15642163]

>>15642145
Jerusalem

[Anonymous No.15642165]

>>15642145
Mecca

[Anonymous No.15642208]

>>15642145

[Anonymous No.15642234]

>>15641240
isnt that all newyorkers?

[Anonymous No.15642284]

>>15635741
Camus played football. DFW played tennis.

[Anonymous No.15642304]

>>15637868
Based Bosnian Boomers

[Anonymous No.15642363]

>>15636490
based pongoposter

[Anonymous No.15642544]

>>15632101
no it means do woodo as superuser

[Anonymous No.15643334]

>>15642015
>intellectual aura
w-what's that
isn't that something all intelligent people naturally have