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We talk about the stories, novels, poems that we are righting.

>> No.1561473
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I'm righting about a fetus who solves mysteries.

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>>1561473
Oh god, I lol'd.

>> No.1561506

I'm writing about stuff I'd never post here because /lit/ is full of talentless hacks on the prowl for shit to steal.

>> No.1561512
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My next project is so fucking original I have tears in my fecking eyes. Here it is:

I'm writing about guys who said they would never post here because /lit/ is full of talentless hacks on the prowl for shit to steal.

>> No.1561561

>>1561506
That's funny, because I never post my shit because I'm a shitty writer.

>> No.1561569

>>1561561

Good for you. You are righting the wrongs of so many shitty authors that post on this board.

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I'm a shittier writer than any of the shitty writers who post on this board.

>> No.1561586

>>1561561
Ironic really, since they took my crayons away, all I have to write with now is my shit. So i write in with my excrement on the walls (in 72 point helvitca). I am writing my manifesto.

>> No.1561593

>>1561579
then write a book about a writer in a world of writers, who happens to be the worst writer in the world. which attracts alot of attention because of it. he becomes famous for being the worst, rich by all the people reading his books to learn how not to be him.

funnily enough, the book is written badly.

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So the story is badly written about a guy who is a shitty writer talking about his life of rejection because he is a shitty writer, maybe the shittiest, and despite being such a shitty writer he becomes successful.

i love it.

but hasn't Atlas Shrugged been written already?

>> No.1561608

>>1561603
yeah, like that.

could either be called "2 deep 4u" or "A Badly wrote book"

>> No.1561633

>righting

>> No.1561658

OP, when you rite your bok, could you please include the following sentence:
"No You" She said, dangerously camly

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I am right the most prefect sentence ever, write now!

Boy was she ugly.

That ws hard. I take nap now.

>> No.1561742

>>1561658

I am disturbed by the perversion of this meme. It should read, "No, you, he said, disturbingly, calmly."