/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15579049]

If G*d was benevolent why would he make people like this?

[Anonymous No.15579054]

>>15579049

[Anonymous No.15579056]

What do you mean? That's an image of God

[Anonymous No.15579062]

>>15579049
Chris is such a phenomenon. He might be the most well documented person in history. Too bad the internet infamy and trolling has only fed into his narcissism. His autism was completely manageable. It's just always been his fragile ego that's inhibited him.

[Anonymous No.15579067]

>>15579054
Ah yes, how could one forget Chris's ultimate plan, the Alpha Move. Infiltrating women, by becoming a woman, in order to trick lesbians into getting with him
Somewhere out there, Clyde Cash is laughing

[Anonymous No.15579077]

>>15579062
it was totally on his parents. Severe autism can be managed to the point where you can at least interact having some degree of self preservation. Some can even open threads.

[Anonymous No.15579079]

Tell me why would he though?
Chris isn't even a bad person, but he's a genetically messed up adult man in an egocentric child's mind.

Couple that in with having your parents be so old to be from the fucking GI generation. Imagine a guy having fought Germans in the second world war deal with his autistic son's sonichu, trannies, and masturbation vids online.

It's a big fucking joke is what it is. I cry for this, I really do, it makes me so sad. What a world!

[Anonymous No.15579097]

Bros, why hasn't a Sonichu novel been made? Like a legitimate full on shitpost novel, using Chris Chan as a pen name. It could be posted online.
Hell, we could pretend to be Venom Chris, and make an open source Sonichu novel

[Anonymous No.15579108]

>>15579079
>Couple that in with having your parents be so old to be from the fucking GI generation. Imagine a guy having fought Germans in the second world war deal with his autistic son's sonichu, trannies, and masturbation vids online.
I will add to that.
He didn't actually do fighting but he was military age for the time. Lucky bastard had coin so he was in university. He was in Korea in the late 40s and that was his service.
The dude really was from a different time though. I cannot imagine a guy from that era, being his age too having to deal with the sudden advancements in technology and all the materialist shit around the world.

[Anonymous No.15579126]

>>15579108
He pretty much didn't. He shut down as a human and stopped functioning at the onset of the 21st century. I mean look at the rampant hoarding and how he essentially gave up on Chris and Barb. The man had no soul left in him his last few years

[Anonymous No.15579128]

>>15579049
It should be said that Christ cucks usually try to get out of this with “god works in mysterious ways bro”

[Anonymous No.15579138]

>>15579126
How did he give up on Barb? Wat happen. I'm not that deep into the lore.
What was the dad's problem?

[Anonymous No.15579139]

My favorite thing in the story of Chris is this:
>Chris and Bob go out to get some things from town
>Barb makes some food while they're gone
>On their way back, Chris and Bob stop to get something to eat
>They get home, Barb tells them food is ready
>"thanks barb, but we already got something"
>Barb's face turns cold, she leaves the room without a word, heads upstairs
>later she tells the two that she'll never cook again
>to this day Chris hasn't had a homecooked meal
Barb is a hell of a Snorlax

[Anonymous No.15579141]

>>15579049
He's happy, is he not? How is he different from an actor?

[Anonymous No.15579151]

>>15579141
Chris chan is socially slow.

[Anonymous No.15579170]

>>15579049
In a nutshell? 4channers were created to tempt people. I'll leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.15579172]

>>15579141
He is not happy which is why he has made numerous videos over the years acting like a clown to get a gf.

[Anonymous No.15579173]

>>15579170
Why inflict suffering on those people?

[Anonymous No.15579199]

>>15579108
According to Chris, he patented some military thing or something during that time. I'm not sure the veracity of this or how important it was but they should have gotten a lot of money for that?

[Anonymous No.15579220]

>implying god even foresaw humans when it caused the universe

[Anonymous No.15579223]

>>15579062
>He might be the most well documented person in history.
I don't even know who this person is but I see this said about him every time he's posted here

[Anonymous No.15579227]

>>15579223
Autismo's made it their mission to document a fellow autismo.

I liked Contrapoints' coverage of him in her Cringe video.

[Anonymous No.15579228]

>>15579223
Someone doesn't have to be world famous to be well documented

[Anonymous No.15579232]

>>15579056
The most perfect cosmos is a pile of things poured out at random

[Anonymous No.15579234]

>>15579223
>I don't even know who this person is
How is this even possible?

[Anonymous No.15579237]

>>15579223
Don't listen to that bullshit. Literally we inly know what he posts on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube. Sane as anyone else except people stalk him because he's autistic.

[Anonymous No.15579245]

>>15579173
Why not

[Anonymous No.15579255]

>>15579234
I mean I know Chrischan is an autist who was famous on 4chan, but it was before my time I think, and on other boards. I've seen his sonic cartoons posted here, and references to him in some pastas.

[Anonymous No.15579259]

>>15579245
The philosophy board is really not for you or your friends. Philosophy is not for everyone, even Socrates admitted this.

[Anonymous No.15579273]

>>15579255
>but it was before my time I think
It's still ongoing. Latest record of Chris' doings is from two weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.15579313]

>>15579259
Why can't I ask that? Why not inflict suffering?

[Anonymous No.15579342]

God didn't make people.

We evolved from various communities of Austrilopithecine origin some 200,000 years ago, and were probably as confused and frustrated as any person is today.

Maybe instead of asking why god did something, you should ask why people did something (or, perhaps, didn't do something).

Maybe you should take responsibility for your actions instead of believing in some sort of Papa-Smurf-Meets-Santa-Claus delusion of some cosmic force you can blame for "making" people when the fact remains that we have free will in terms of our actions and words toward others, even if it might cause us temporary discomfort.

What, you come to /lit/ with this question and expect to be coddled?

Fuck your god. Fuck my god. Fuck any god that would create a human population only to sit there like a parent who showed up late for their kid's soccer game, stuffing a hot dog into their mouth and cheering on their progeny only to disappear after the second half because they had to go back to work.

Why would they make people like you?

Why would they make people like me?

Why would any omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent cosmic force make any of this incoherent cowboy movie where those with the loudest voices and guns can shout and murder their way into power?

Boo doesn't ask these questions. Boo has no god.

[Anonymous No.15579349]

>>15579138
He let her get fat as shit and clutter their house with mountain upon mountain of useless crap.

[Anonymous No.15579356]

>>15579342
Cringe and bluepilled.

[Anonymous No.15579374]

>>15579049

Chris is at least proof that god does exist
Such a life form could never arise by purely organic means

[Anonymous No.15579393]

Did Jesus ever explicitly mention Yahweh? If so, please list the relevant citations. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.15579489]

>>15579237
We know the entire layout of his house, his routines, his dietary habits, past, what he did every day entire years of his life down to minutae. Go browse CWCki for a bit.

[Anonymous No.15579504]

>>15579489
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus... trying to make his way home?

[Anonymous No.15579510]

>>15579489
Check random people on Facebook. You would learn that too quickly just no one fucking gives a shit about Jaime's dietary habits or what car Sydney drives or whatever completely fucking useless drivel they post about.

[Anonymous No.15579696]

>>15579349

>He let her get fat as shit and clutter their house with mountain upon mountain of useless crap.

>let

Lol. As if she wasn't going to do what she wanted to do regardless.

Maybe if you were born into a body who everybody treated as some sort of count-down timer to being able to give birth, and were told without qualification that their entire purpose in life was to procreate little happy baby fucking children, you'd start to understand.

Women aren't given the choice to be fertile. And when they are, then everybody hounds them about it, from their most distant relatives to their closest family members.

"So, when are you going to give us a grandchild?"

It's like a viral utterance. It's worse than spam.

And along with it comes the expectations of pictures, baby-clothes, cribs, teethers, diapers, and everything else that giving birth entails.

So how else should they respond other than to cling to the physical world, upon whose sustenance their literal being has been hinged?

Not seeing your existence as intrinsically tied to the physical world is a privilege that many don't know.

So maybe lay off the condescending attitude.

[Anonymous No.15579713]

>>15579504

So many people thought she was Ozzy Osborne's daughter...

The '90s were pretty hilarious.

[Anonymous No.15579787]

>>15579696
shut up beta boy
if you let your wife get fat it's because you are a cuck, how come wives of chads never get fat? it's because they know they got a good catch and any move outside the line will get them thrown to the streets
keep dilating

[Anonymous No.15579908]

>>15579696
When I read a post like this, I imagine they were typed by a frustrated feminist woman with a hairy, stinky pussy. She believes all women of old times were as frustrated as her, not because of some ideology or civil rights movement, but to cope. The feminist platitudes just help her rationalize her real motivations, motivations that could one day erupt, leading her to take out all this anger under the surface by hatefucking a man. It would be wild, unhygenic, and satisfying, the lovely smell of tuna filling the room while she bounces up and down with a hateful expression on her face. All the feelings of inferiority built up in her since highschool are tormenting a penis in a grand freudian slip.
A few days later, she accuses me of rape. She is disgusted by what she did, and tries to silence the evidence the only way she knows how.

[Anonymous No.15579927]

>>15579787

What is the point of this message?

Do you believe that you are a chad, and your wife will never get fat?

Would you throw such a wife to the streets should she fail to continue being a "good catch"?

What the fuck does "keep dilating" mean?

You sound like an angry, confused person, calling me a "beta boy" and espousing such childishly simple claims.

Are you okay? Do you need help? Do you think that "alphas" and "betas" are a thing? There's a lot of research that explains how such a framework was fallacious, only having been applied to captivity, and which doesn't reflect anything that resembles the actual behavior of wild mammalians.

I'm just concerned.

If you think Chads are so great, then go ahead and marry one, though.

[Anonymous No.15579949]

>>15579927
>>15579696
Cuck.

[Anonymous No.15579952]

>>15579313
Don’t bother bro, he’s a pseud

[Anonymous No.15579957]

>>15579952
I am better than you period. I would slice off your dad's nuts and place them in his mouth. I would cut off your breasts like i was the chicago rippers. If you think i am joking then come over. Spend a day alone with me to test how much i am joking. Why dont you???

[Anonymous No.15579960]

To show you that you can fall that deep and still be saved, provided you want to be saved.
To show you that without God, you can fall hard.

[Anonymous No.15579964]

>>15579952
If i am joking then why cant you come over?

[Anonymous No.15579989]

>>15579927
>Do you believe that you are a chad, and your wife will never get fat?
Getting old is a given, getting fat is not. If she becomes a big after marriage I will gadly show her the door. She wouldn't stay with me if I suddenly became a slob so why should I stay with her?

>Would you throw such a wife to the streets should she fail to continue being a "good catch"?
Yes, I would throw her to the streets. Also your reading comprehension is subpar. The catch in this context is obviously the good husband. A woman that finds a husband that is a real man will do whatever she can to keep him around, that means not getting fat, taking care of her appearance, lots of sex etc.

Now go back.

[Anonymous No.15579996]

>>15579960
Why do you claim to know his relationship with God, Chris could be a holy fool praying for you right now

[Anonymous No.15580059]

>>15579908
>When I read a post like this, I imagine they were typed by a frustrated feminist woman with a hairy, stinky pussy

That's fantastic. I'm a 42 year old white cis-het male with a thick penis. Isn't it funny how our initial reactions are the product of imagination? Why would she have a hairy, stinky pussy, though? That's gross, dude. Unnecessary.

>She believes all women of old times were as frustrated as her, not because of some ideology or civil rights movement, but to cope.

What does "all women of old times" mean? And if she believed that, then who would you be to tell her otherwise unless you shared her position as a woman? And if you didn't, then why would you bother commenting on it, even if it was only to demean her position of belief to the state of "coping"?

Doesn't everybody cope?

Don't men cope with the social expectations cast upon them? Doesn't everybody?

>The feminist platitudes just help her rationalize her real motivations, motivations that could one day erupt, leading her to take out all this anger under the surface by hatefucking a man.

I mean, if you want to go ahead and tell us about your sexual fantasies, then okay, but it seems sort of awkward. If "hatefucking" is some sort of satisfying thing for you, though, then I guess just keep on fantasizing about it.

> It would be wild, unhygenic, and satisfying, the lovely smell of tuna filling the room while she bounces up and down with a hateful expression on her face.

What... I mean, tuna, really? A hateful expression on her face?

It sounds like you're describing rape. What the fuck would you want the person with whom you're having sex to have a hateful expression on their face?!

What in the literal fuck is wrong with you?

>All the feelings of inferiority built up in her since highschool are tormenting a penis in a grand freudian slip.

That's not what "Freudian slip" means. I think you might have a few issues to work on with a certified therapist. I wouldn't normally recommend that, but holy shit, I'm fucking scared of you.

>A few days later, she accuses me of rape. She is disgusted by what she did, and tries to silence the evidence the only way she knows how.

No, she was raped. Like someone who was robbed accuses their robber. What the fuck is your problem? Lots of people want to rape others, but they don't, because they have the most basic of moral backbones, you vague batch of unusable sourdough.

Fucking hell.

You show up to a thread that asks about the benevolence of God and spew out this disgusting drivel. You're worse than Satanic, because even Satan believed that human beings had free will, and you seem to believe that you can rape them.

It is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15580061]

>>15579049
god isnt benevolent bro

[Anonymous No.15580066]

>>15579049
>unironic rugby shirt
Holy shit is this a posh incel?

[Anonymous No.15580088]

>>15579787
Chad wives are just women who naturally take care of themselves.

[Anonymous No.15580106]

>>15580059
poopoo peepee

[Anonymous No.15580125]

>>15579949

Hee-hee. Aren't you adorable? You really think that repeating a word somehow makes you more right the more you repeat it.

It's like when a child first learns a bad word, and they say it over and over again and giggle at the commotion it causes, because all they are capable of understanding is the things they say and the reaction of the bigger folks who hear it.

Cuck.

Tee-hee.

Lol. Kek. I'm so rebellious, gais. I called this guy a cuck, lol. I'm so fucking rad and edgy, omigod. Like just look at it. Next time we decide what steam game we're all gonna play, you better remember that, and let me choose it.

[Anonymous No.15580133]

>>15580125
>hee hee
>tee hee
You 100% collect pokemon cards

[Anonymous No.15580153]

>>15579489
What you're describing is the bread and butter of social media, and before that blogging. I know multiple people who post just as much personal info as Chris.
Kiwifarms is just extremely autistic.

[Anonymous No.15580212]

>>15579957

So, maybe just coming off as a serial killer isn't particularly the best idea in terms of the rational discussion at hand.

I mean, I get that you're angry, but threatening to slice someone's dad's nuts off and place them in their mouth seems like serious overkill, dude. And what does "cut[ting] off" someone's breasts even mean? Like, are you starting from the nipple, or what?

The whole thing sounds like the objectionable threats of a delusioned bully.

What's you're fascination with violence, bro?

Do you really not think that people can be reasoned with outside of threatening it?

[Anonymous No.15580237]

>>15580106

There you go. Nappy time. Baby sleep now.

[Anonymous No.15580255]

>>15580133

>You 100% collect pokemon cards

Never owned a single one.

Why would it make a difference? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA; WOULD YOU STOP WITH THIS BIZARRE CLAIM?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! THERE'S WORDS BEING SAID; HOW ABOUT RESPONDING TO THOSE, YOU FUCKING LIMP REMNANT OF A PIZZA CRUST I WAS HOPING TO ENJOY.

[Anonymous No.15580272]

>>15580059
>>15580125
>>15580212
>>15580255
Cuck.

[Anonymous No.15580275]

To entertain the masses.
We had it right before in society, the mentally disabled were put here to laugh at and put in precarious situations for our joy

[Anonymous No.15580276]

>>15580272
Tee-hee

[Anonymous No.15580312]

example for others

[Anonymous No.15580392]

>>15579227
sup chapotranny

[Anonymous No.15580395]

>>15580275

Yeah, OK, Boomer. I know that "egress" means "exit."

How about giving a shit about people who weren't given the same privilege as you?

Maybe not sound like such a fucking tone-deaf edgelord for once?

You seriously sound like a fucking asshole with the whole "the mentally disabled were put here to laugh at" shtick.

What's the fuck wrong with you?

Seriously, you just sound like an asshole.

[Anonymous No.15580469]

>>15580395
>How about giving a shit about people who weren't given the same privilege?
Why? And don't use some stupid reason like "Because it would make you a nice person", justify it.

[Anonymous No.15580640]

As a reminder and a warning.

[Anonymous No.15581097]

>>15579079
Idk, i had an old dad, didnt really change much. improved my life if anything.

it really just comes down to autism and complacency on the part of the parents to keep living with it.

[Anonymous No.15581170]

For everyone elses entertainment

[Anonymous No.15581202]

>>15579393
the bible of the JW mentions yhwh in the new testament which is why they are satanic

[Anonymous No.15581264]

>>15579049
for you to feel superior.

[Anonymous No.15581574]

>>15579049
The internet made him what he is, not God. Does the apple grow on the tree with worms already in it?

[Anonymous No.15581607]

>>15579049

For the lulz, obviously

[Anonymous No.15581627]

>>15579077

Dude his parents probably have their own lives. They found out that if they gave this retard a stuffed Pikachu and some sonic stuff he'd stop the autistic screeching for a few minutes. Can you really blame them?

[Anonymous No.15582542]

>>15579067
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGONNA STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH

[Anonymous No.15582572]

>>15579696
Fresh pasta?

[Anonymous No.15582576]

>>15579049
we killed god, this is the result

[Anonymous No.15582710]

>>15579049
Such people make the world interesting. If god were benevolent, why would he give us nobody to laugh at?

[Anonymous No.15582720]

>>15581627
Their lives went to absolute shit.

[Anonymous No.15582753]

>>15581627
It was actually the opposite. He wouldn't speak as a child and they gave him toys to get him to speak.

[Anonymous No.15582792]

>>15579199
Most patents have basically no value to anybody. Just because you patent something doesn't mean that anything using your patent will ever be built, let alone be commercially successful.

[Anonymous No.15582805]

It's mostly his own fault, God didn't force Chris to become a tranny internet meme

[Anonymous No.15582806]

>>15582792
Yeah but he built it up as something that was really important to the military. You can probably find out more about it on the CWCKI.

[Anonymous No.15582816]

>>15580153
The difference is that most people have a filter and are selective about the information they post about themselves. Chris has none. Zero shame whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.15582827]

>>15582806
>Yeah but he built it up as something that was really important to the military.
That's what Chris told us, and Chris only knows what Bob told him. That's two layers of unreliable information. Unless somebody has actually found the patent.

[Anonymous No.15583127]

>>15581202
But do any of the mentions occur in a quotation attributed to Jesus?

[Anonymous No.15583175]

>>15579342
2007 is thataway

[Anonymous No.15583196]

All this could have been avoided if two boomers would have chosen to NOT have kids at 55!

[Anonymous No.15583961]

>>15583196
They're not even boomers lol, they're GI gen

[Anonymous No.15584006]

>>15580059
lol you fucking pussy

[Anonymous No.15584022]

>>15582576
Underrated

[Anonymous No.15584021]

>>15583961
The """Greatest""" Generation, as they love to call themselves. Egotistical bastards desu.

[Anonymous No.15584071]

>>15579049
People like those you are referring to, and myself, are not made by God but by our own foolish behaviors.

[Anonymous No.15584090]

LUL

[Anonymous No.15584624]

>>15579062
>He [sic] might be the most well documented person in history
I think about this often. It's just fucking insane. There are thousands of hours of video, and screencaps of messages and emails of him. The CWCpedia has thousands of detailed articles. It's been 15 years at least and we haven't got another case like CWC

[Anonymous No.15584632]

>>15584071
How is it Chris's fault that he has the mental maturity of an 8 year old?

[Anonymous No.15584644]

>>15579223
It's better not to know than to go down the rabbit hole. Trust me in this one, fren.

[Anonymous No.15584946]

>>15579342
>we have free will in terms of our actions and words toward others
Not in a deterministic, material universe with no god. Free will is not possible under materialism. It's an incoherent idea.

[Anonymous No.15584953]

>>15580059
HE’S 42 LOOOOOL
Who let you use the ‘putas at THE RETIREMENT HOME GRAMPS

[Anonymous No.15585572]

>>15579927
>>15580059
>>15580255
ma'am, you are embarrassing yourself here. these people are laughing at you. take some time to reflect, and please go back to r*ddit

[Anonymous No.15586151]

>>15579342
What do you think of when you say "God"?
Try to define it.

[Anonymous No.15586156]

>>15579049
he thought it would be really meta if they posted this question online

[Anonymous No.15586645]

>>15579049
as a lesson on what not to be