How old where you when you realized /lit/ is for pseuds?

[Anonymous No.15565607]

You're just a bunch of zoomer pseuds. Let's get real here. Some of the shit you say and do:
>what did I think of it? did I like it?
>not an argument
>only reads authors if they're hot
>is a reddit physicalist
>dislikes the School of Resentment while being SoR himself

Etc. Have to get out of here asap. Pseudery is contagious, remember that and leave as well. It's for your own good.

[Anonymous No.15565613]

not an argument

[Anonymous No.15565626]

yeah i havent read a book in years, but i like posting on /lit/ and pulling stuff out of my ass because it makes me feel smart.
you cant stop me

[Anonymous No.15565628]

>>15565607
I thought those were troll posts but I guess you are correct.

[Anonymous No.15565926]

>>15565607
>based department
>cringe
>lmfao
>kys faggot
>(((they))) know
>niggers
>what did he mean by this?
>tfw no gf
>fuck women
>did he end western philosophy?
>outrageous twitter post
>what do you think of this pop culture figure?
>am i too old to get literate?
>is he, dare i say, /ourguy/
>prove me wrong. pro tip: you can't
>smug one-liner pepe
>sob story of social failure
>what books can fix me?
>have you taken the ___pill?
>what did i think of this?
>literature is a spook
>stfu
>boomer zoomer coomer doomer pleb patrician pseud chad incel stacy roastie
>put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.15565954]

>>15565926
What is this? A list of ebin reddit memes?

[Anonymous No.15566818]

>>15565926
>fuck women
most here don't

[Anonymous No.15566835]

>>15565926
kys faggot

[Anonymous No.15566841]

yes, and thats a good thing. If a percentage of people come here and learn to love literature, philosophy, and history then its existence is more than justified.

[Anonymous No.15566853]

>>15565626
This post would get you banned if this board were more civilized.

[Anonymous No.15567174]

>>15565607
A few months after I showed up here, when I read Gravity’s Rainbow and realized basically all the memes people get from it are in the first 100 pages out of ~800.

[Anonymous No.15567237]

>>what did I think of it? did I like it?
Reflection is the key aspect of literature. Only by reflecting on the text can one truly obtain growth.
>>not an argument
Why would I bother responding to a completely meaningless non-point if I don't have to?
>>only reads authors if they're hot
He hasn't even taken the glorious Aristotelian ethics pill.

If I'm a pseud, at least I'm not a pseud and a faggot like OP.

[Anonymous No.15567359]

>>15565607
That’s why most of what I’ve ever read has been of myself

[Anonymous No.15567380]

>>15565607
Is this the pepe that's supposed to make me read this in Brock Samson's voice?