/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15553968]

Write about Jannies in your greatest prose

[Anonymous No.15554445]

>>15553968
Murder all Jannies

[Anonymous No.15554521]

Janny big tits
He wish he were me
He clean all my shits
And he do it for free

[Anonymous No.15554554]

I actually like jannies
They keep the board clean
They ban all the retards
And work as a team.

Thank you jannies for always banning the retards.

[Anonymous No.15554564]

jannies are the best
jannies are my friend
hope to see you next time
all the best, love, 4chen

[Anonymous No.15554589]

>>15553968
Janny janny all alone
Wait for Stacy by the phone
Janny janny still no pay
I’m sure she’ll call back any day

[Anonymous No.15554596]

>>15553968
Gucci Gang Gucci Gang
Gucci Gang;
Gucci Gang

Janny bad

[Anonymous No.15554607]

>>15553968
Janny warms and ZANNIE!
Gonna have a cry? Why not Lie!
I am no janny good sir, but a patrician;
Lies! Lies! You fiendish cowl, out! Out! Before you start up like a Cow!

[Anonymous No.15554633]

The mods here barely do anything
If you managed to get your thread deleted
It was probably bad enough that it deserved it
Let's pretend this is a haiku

[Anonymous No.15554647]

jannie jannie what'll it be,
scat porn or gore, doesn't matter to me,
i'd post it again without skipping a beat!
give me a ban,
hell make it three
would you believe that he does it for free?

[Anonymous No.15554655]

you banned me from biz
i know where you live

[Anonymous No.15554666]

jannies, jannies burning bright
on the pyre of führer's might
our immortal hate speech be
the reckoning to your pathetic pleas.

[Anonymous No.15554673]

>>15554589
Janny janny on the street
Whips it out and beats his meat
Janny janny that’s a crime
Now you’re broke and doing time
Janny janny bedsheet noose
At long last we have a truce!

[Anonymous No.15554788]

>write about jannies in your greatest prose.
> All replies are poetry
/lit/...

[Anonymous No.15554817]

>>15554788
le maymay

[Anonymous No.15554832]

>>15554554
Imagine actually saying this after we had that disgusting self-shill thread (explicitly against the rules) just a day ago.

[Anonymous No.15554907]

>>15553968
Jannies take down my favorite threads
but they never leave their beds
they manage to enrage both you and me
Jannies do this shit for free!

[Anonymous No.15554972]

>>15554832
Link?

[Anonymous No.15555015]

Janny isn't going to like this one bit..

[Anonymous No.15555042]

Janny... the nadir of bureaucrats. A civil servant protecting the obscene from their liberated obscenities. He polices the criminal, attempting to bring him by his empty code of ethics his kingdom chose to reject. A bumbling peasant, a hobo. A truly sad exemplary.

Janny, won't you die? It's less shameful that persisting to lie and claim you're not a parasite, a sickening and dying animal past rigor mortis.

Janny, I might come to kill you myself. You are the bannable offense, janny. Please die for me.

[Anonymous No.15555048]

>>15555042
Wrong niggerdly picture

[Anonymous No.15555109]

>>15553968
I fucking hate jannies
They are destroying this board
They are invaders from pol
Preteding to be lit
Purge all jannies

[Anonymous No.15555162]

>>15554972
>>/lit/thread/S15535564

[Anonymous No.15555385]

>>15553968
Since taking the side I prick
Tops my list of go-to tricks
This turning puppetry can mog
Only a legalist among such Hogs:
One can undergo a Venetian Death a week
Yet never creep so baldly with critiques
As a serial specimen I've kept
Archived with all the others rekt.

[Anonymous No.15555428]

>poltards tries to make /lit/ pol2.0 and gets BTFO

[Anonymous No.15555820]

>>15553968
Janny, oh Janny, where art thou Janny?
There's another VN thread in catalog,
and it brings fire to my fanny

[Anonymous No.15555849]

Janny Janny Janny, can't you see?
Poo poo pee pee poo poo pee

[Anonymous No.15555982]

janny janny clean this place
janny delete the coomer bait
janny ip ban the jews
janny make this board ok

[Anonymous No.15556078]

cops cops
I really hate jannies
but I like cops
the jannies are gay
but cops know the way
they beat me up
and they get paid

[Anonymous No.15556128]

permabanned back in '17
for nothing more than off topic posting
i am now forced to use my mobile data
why did that rogue janny have to be a hater

[Anonymous No.15556143]

>>15553968
Ban evading, I see.
Stop posting that shit and you wont get banned, OP

[Anonymous No.15557446]

>what happens to jannies that rebel?

[Anonymous No.15557461]

#BlackLivesMatter

[Anonymous No.15557470]

>Commence the Interracial Breeding Grounds!

[Anonymous No.15558809]

bump

[Anonymous No.15558929]

[Anonymous No.15558969]

>>15558929
Based

[Anonymous No.15560585]

fuck jannies
raid panties

[Anonymous No.15560650]

>>15556128
>permabanned back in '17
>for nothing more than off topic posting
btfo you retard it's not that hard to keep to the topic. Also I'm sure you got banned before that.

[Anonymous No.15560702]

Jannie on a board that's blue
banning tits and gore, it's true
he slaves away
throughout the day
for he has nothing better else to do

[Anonymous No.15560716]

>>15554788
yes

[Anonymous No.15561926]

>>15553968
And we asketh the shameless janny
"how large beest thy earnings?"
and the janny blushes, dotes about. That gent hast none and that gent knoweth we knoweth, so the thread gets prun'd bef're a resolution reached

[Anonymous No.15562731]

>>15553968
- What do you know about the Cult of Jannies? - asked Anon the ascended master. The old master grunted, looked up the sky, then, after a few minutes of silence he answered:
- Not much. Some says they secretely control the fate of the Boards. Others say... - he paused for a second, like he couldn't really decide what's the truth behind this mystery - Others say they are poor, lonely warriors, servants of their own foolishness.
- Is there a way to avoid them? - looked Anon right at the tired eyes of the old man.
- Not that I know of. They are clever, ruthless hunters, guided by their eternal hunger and uncontrolled rage... But you must go now - said the hermit with sadness in his voice - You have much to do.

[Anonymous No.15562771]

>>15553968
The janny looked down at his computer screen which illuminated the room with disdain. 'Bah, humbug!' cried he, as he deleted the thread. 'Fuck those anons!' As he said this, he went to grab another KFC chicken tender, but alas! - he had finished them! What was he to do? But then, an idea popped into his head ...
'I'll just ask Mother to buy me some more with my Good Boy Points!'
A light-bulb lit up in his little, self-absorbed brain.
So out of his room he trotted, up to the kitchen. 'Moooother!' he cried.
His mother turned, her left eye covered in a dark spot -- possibly a black-eye from her husband and NEET son's beatings. 'Yes, sweetums?'
'GET ME CHICKEN TENDIES NOW! REEE!' he screamed.
'Honey, you've had enough. You've put on so much weight, you barely fit in your own clothes now!'
'FUCK YOU, MOTHER!' he kicked and screamed.