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1554758 No.1554758 [Reply] [Original]

Sup faggots?

You guys bicker over being "alpha" or "beta," but I just wanted to let you all know that I'm an aleph male. Don't even bother to respond, I already know what you're going to say. Unlike you alpha and beta losers, I've seen everything and everyone there is on the Earth. I could get a blowjob and see myself getting it while simultaneously watching you pathetic losers masturbating and the images wouldn't be blurry or overlapping. I've seen everything there is to see, and let me tell you, shit was SO cash.

I am aleph as fuck, and that's all you need to know about everything.

>> No.1554781

So you're Jewish? That just means you have a mutilated penis.

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1554880

>mfw I saw what you did there

>> No.1554886

Shut the fuck up Yentil.

>> No.1554901

>>1554781
>>1554886
Nice try, OP. No one on /lit/ reads Borges.

>> No.1554914

>>1554886

lol

>> No.1555067

more like faileph amirite