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BATHTUB READERS Anonymous Fri Jun 5 17:50:58 2020 No.15533176 [Reply] [Original]

BATHTUB READERS GET IN HERE

It's time to figure out the problem I suspect we all have, but I hope some of you have the solution. You probably know the problems already. The steam from the tub condenses on my face and I have to constantly wipe off my hands but when you reach down out of the tub for a towel the condensation quickly coalesces at the lowest point and this problem is even worse if I'm using an e-reader in the tub because wet hands can't turn the pages but if you use a real book the bathroom is too dark because I bathe with the lights off thought I do have candles but those aren't the best for reading.

Has anyone else figured out how to read in the tub comfortably?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 17:54:29 2020 No.15533197 Is there a way to use an ereader and not worry about dropping it in the water or steam damage? I've tried putting it in a ziploc bag but then i had difficulty with the bag causing the pages to turn randomly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 17:54:34 2020 No.15533198 >>15533176 Yeah, don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 17:54:43 2020 No.15533201 >>15533176 I refuse to believe people like this exist in real life, hopefully this is bait

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 17:55:29 2020 No.15533207 >>15533176 >use a real book the bathroom is too dark because I bathe with the lights off Maybe just stop turning the lights off then, retard?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 17:56:02 2020 No.15533212 >>15533201 You've never read in the tub? It's maximum comfy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 17:56:30 2020 No.15533216 >>15533176 just listen to an audiobook instead lmao

Anonymous Fri Jun 5 17:59:35 2020 No.15533247

>>15533197
I did drop my ereader in the water once. But not the bath water. I used the toilet as a table to set things on but one day the lid was left open and that was that.

I don't use Ziploc unless I am playing my DS cause I think the stylus works through plastic, I just try to be careful and my new ereader was very cheap so it's not a big loss of I mess up again someday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 18:01:36 2020 No.15533263 >>15533216 Not everything is available audibly. Right now I am engrossed in Harry potter fanfiction which good luck find that on Audible

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 19:32:40 2020 No.15534000 >>15533176 Get a waterproof ereader and use the slide-motion rather than the tap to turn pages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 20:56:23 2020 No.15534510 >>15533201 I suspect what you refuse to believe would fill several books. ironic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 23:03:54 2020 No.15535212 i read in the bath with the lights on and only get my hands wet when it is time to wash my hair and body so that my book pages do not warp too badly. once my body is washed i get out of the bath and read in bed while my hair dries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:14:12 2020 No.15536380 no one on this board actually reads or engages in personal hygiene let alone both

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:15:29 2020 No.15536386 >>15536380 I showered today and read. But I'll be honest with you and tell that I don't do this often. Once a week or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:22:57 2020 No.15536421 >>15533176 I've got a Kobo LIbra H2O. It's 2m waterproof for 60 mins and has physical buttons for page turning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:26:45 2020 No.15536434 >>15533176 God I miss having a bath, showers are shit SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:06:46 2020 No.15536630 >>15536434 Not me, sitting down naked at a bathtub doesn't sound good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:08:17 2020 No.15536639 >>15533176 Are any of you cute grills? This is such a gay thing to do, I hope none of you who do this have a penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:03:31 2020 No.15536897 >>15533176 Am a toilet seat reader. Am i welcome?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:05:18 2020 No.15536904 >>15535212 You sound like a woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:10:50 2020 No.15536928 >>15533263 Just put it through Microsoft Sam

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:39:15 2020 No.15537034 >>15536630 yea what if the bathtub falls through the ground while I sit in it? It would probably hurt really bad and I don't take my keys with me to the bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:41:37 2020 No.15537047 >>15536639 fragile masculinity moment...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:43:41 2020 No.15537056 >>15536639 Women love baths, a bath thread is actually an ingenious way to lure them out so we can try to impress them and get gfs, good job OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 06:25:28 2020 No.15537209 >>15536380 Underrated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 06:34:06 2020 No.15537238 Read impressionist poetry in the bathtub once when there were too many mosquitoes in the house, killing them with the book as they could only attack my head and hands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 06:40:44 2020 No.15537259 >>15533201 In tub rn lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:16:58 2020 No.15537396 >>15537259 post feet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:20:04 2020 No.15537403 >>15533197 Don't have hot baths and don't be a clumsy retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:22:36 2020 No.15537410 >>15537056 I can see it before my eyes, some art thot in the bare consooming Murakami's laser-targeted art thot bait prose with some shitty box wine by the side of the tub.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:29:43 2020 No.15537440 File: 255 KB, 720x304, 6fa4c522a8eebd8d27d0a22b0458144d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15537410 You just know that art hoes began to read in bathtubs because of that Godard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:30:52 2020 No.15537447 >>15537440 so what is she doing exactly there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:54:09 2020 No.15537558 >>15533176 ice bath - no steam

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:57:23 2020 No.15538673 >>15536639 My view on manhood is that it would be unmanly to avoid doing things I enjoyed because of fear of what others may think. But bathing isn't even a public endeavour so that is hardly a worry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:00:37 2020 No.15538702 >>15537410 god i wish that was me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:01:44 2020 No.15538714 >>15533176 >I bathe with the lights off What the hell are you doing that for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:09:17 2020 No.15538760 >>15536904 more men should take the bathpill—you’ll not regret it. showers are shit-tier, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:13:33 2020 No.15538783 >>15538714 Well why do you have the lights on

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:15:32 2020 No.15538801 >>15533247 how does one achieve this level of casual autism

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:17:21 2020 No.15538816 >>15538783 So I can see what I'm doing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:54:21 2020 No.15539026 File: 160 KB, 1400x869, Screen_Shot_2020_01_06_at_9.54.03_AM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15533176 Room for one more?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:23:36 2020 No.15539186 >>15539026 No Rei fuck off. You never shave and I don't want to sit in the same water as your hairy ass pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:24:50 2020 No.15539189 File: 9 KB, 377x326, 1585126158022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15538816 I can finger my butthole in the dark just fine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:30:07 2020 No.15539224 >>15539186 Rude

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:41:01 2020 No.15539267 >>15533201 Get you some lavender bubble bath and some candles, don't even worry about reading, and see for yourself how amazing it is anon

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:47:58 2020 No.15539682
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I recently tried to read on the tub and I do not recommend it. Water will always make its way from your fingers to the pages of your book, even with the aid of a dry towel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 15:27:46 2020 No.15539919 >>15539682 lose weight you fat fuck

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