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>you have to lift weights for mishima, you have to lift for homer
ummmm /ourguy/ alert??

>> No.15497798

who is mishima and why must i lift for him

>> No.15497812

>>15497798
an insane gay japanese man who "perfected" his body in order to commit suicide

>> No.15497823
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>>15497798
are you new to /lit/? how do you not know mishima?

>> No.15497838
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>>15497812
>With a prepared manifesto and a banner listing their demands, Mishima stepped onto the balcony to address the soldiers gathered below. His speech was intended to inspire a coup d'état to restore the power of the emperor. He succeeded only in irritating the soldiers, and was mocked and jeered. He finished his planned speech after a few minutes, returned to the commandant's office and performed seppuku. The assisting kaishakunin duty at the end of this ritual (to decapitate Mishima) had been assigned to Tatenokai member Masakatsu Morita, who was unable to properly perform the task. After three failed attempts at severing Mishima's head, he allowed another Tatenokai member, Hiroyasu Koga, to behead Mishima. Morita then knelt and stabbed himself in the abdomen and Koga again performed the kaishakunin duty.[29] This coup is called "Mishima jiken" (三島事件, "Mishima Incident") in Japan.

>> No.15497871

>>15497838
this sounds like huge autism

>> No.15497873

>>15497871
yes.

>> No.15497875

>>15497812
soijak.jpg

seethe cringe cope and dilate

>> No.15497876

>>15497798
He was a samurai who fell from grace with Japan.

>> No.15497900

>>15497875
post body

>> No.15497934

So this imbecile is the reason zoom zooms know about Mishima. I was getting very suspicious.

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>>15497766
again with this stupid thread? Go read a book

>> No.15497981

>Mishima
Killed himself and was a pervert
>Homer
Probably isn't even real, may have been obese for all we know

>> No.15498125

>>15497934
Yes, everyone knows the most famous Japanese author of all time from an e-celeb redditor. Kill yourself

>> No.15498261

If pewd would an hero live on youtube ,calling for racewar now ,he would be.

>> No.15499214

>>15497838
This sounds based

>> No.15499240

>>15497981
>Homer association with obesity
Simpsons simp

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>>15497838
>>15497871
>>15499214
can't inspire pencil pushers to go to war.

>> No.15499354

Pewds browses /fit/ and /lit/, he'll probably click on this thread.

Hi pewds! I respect your gym set up, I can tell there's genuine care and passion in your life, which hopefully inspires a lot of people to better themselves, and focus on the right things.

>> No.15500066

he looks like a snacc

>> No.15500102

>>15497766
Not gonna lie I always thought he was faggot, but lately he seems kinda based. Looks like Greeks can fix anything

>> No.15500185

>>15497766
>tattoos
degenerate trash
unsubscribed

>> No.15500211

>>15498125
Mishima is the most famous Japanese author of all time? LOL back to /pol/ pls tourist

>> No.15500231

>>15497981
>Be Greek living in ancient Greece
>Be obese
I dare you to try.

>> No.15500247

this faggot never had to work for a single day of his life did he

>> No.15500271

>>15497823
Never forget: manlets get easy gains. I am 182 and if I was 175 I would be ripped. It is the only perk of being a manlet

>> No.15500274

>>15497766
>lifting for a suicidal faggot
seem about right to be a 4chin guy

>> No.15500283

>>15500247
he is the luckiest person in the world. Never had to do dating, immediatly met his wife. Richest youtuber, never had to work a day in his life. Born rich, mom is CEO of some company. Looks above average and can spend his life reading and lifting. Still for some godforsaken reason had an alcohol addiction. Why?

>> No.15500296

>>15500247
True
Still though, as much as i hate this swedish fuck for contributing the brainletting an entire generation, i have to respect him for capitalizing on nothing more than his raw personality and natural charisma.
It's a shame most of his "peers" will see him as nothing more than a child sycophant who lobotomized himself intellectually to make money.
When in actual fact he probably has a well rounded personality and we only see a character or, at worst, a fraction of his personhood because he expresses his pure unfiltered 'tism that is innate in everybody, however well repressed, in one smooth session that he broadcasts on a platform where people can choose to watch him or not.
Subsequently, people idolize or vilify him which in this case amounts to the same thing. Profit for him and time spent for us.
He's also sexy.
>tl;dr i'm mad jelly

>> No.15500436

>>15497838
Is there a cultural practice more cucked then seppuku? Idk always thought it was braver to go out in action doing your revolutionary shtick then just having an easy way out in killing yourself.

>> No.15500456

>>15500436
guess mishima is for you if you don't believe in anything

>> No.15500481

>>15497766
He doesn't look like he lifts weights.