/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15496002]

This is literature. It belongs here.

[Anonymous No.15496012]

[Anonymous No.15496018]

[Anonymous No.15496031]

[Anonymous No.15496037]

[Anonymous No.15496044]

[Anonymous No.15496053]

[Anonymous No.15496187]

>>15496012
Mountain Dew was actually intended to be scotch mixer

[Anonymous No.15496228]

>>15496037
wow this is actually quite sad. it is more realistic than my real life is quite a painful sentence.

[Anonymous No.15496251]

I give up, I'll play GIPF with you.

[Anonymous No.15496271]

>>15496002
>This is literature
prove it

[Anonymous No.15496295]

>>15496037
>have depression
>"uhhh let's play some games and drink alcohol!!"
he can pay a fucking psychiatrist instead.

[Anonymous No.15496313]

I don't get it. Those read along nicely but I don't see the point. Is this some white guilt thing? Self loathing?

[Anonymous No.15496331]

>>15496002
>I'm not a woman nor gay enough for it to count
audibly kek'd

[Anonymous No.15496345]

>>15496251

okay sweet add me on Discord

Actual G#0091

[Anonymous No.15496348]

>>15496002
who the fuck is this guy

[Anonymous No.15496363]

>>15496002
Kind of reminds me of Ingeborg Bachmann's
>Man hält es nicht für möglich, aber außer ein paar Betrunkenen, ein paar Lustmördern und anderen Männern, die auch in die Zeitung kommen, bezeichnet als Triebverbrecher, hat kein normaler Mann mit normalen Trieben die naheliegende Idee, dass eine normale Frau ganz normal vergewaltigt werden möchte.
>You won't think it's possible but besides some drunkards, some rippers and other men, which get into the newspapers, too, called sex offenders, no normal man with normal urges conceives the obvious idea a normal woman wants to be raped in a perfectly normal way.
from "Malina" (own translation)

[Anonymous No.15496370]

Uh. These are actually brilliant. What's the history?

[Anonymous No.15496372]

>>15496313
it's comedy, friend

[Anonymous No.15496375]

[Anonymous No.15496392]

[Anonymous No.15496400]

[Anonymous No.15496423]

[Anonymous No.15496447]

[Anonymous No.15496454]

[Anonymous No.15496494]

great stuff dude. respect.

[Anonymous No.15496520]

[Anonymous No.15496587]

Am I looking at a young John Green before he became a YA novelist? Some of this is actually funny and pretty good. He should have stuck to the passive aggressive note card faggot posting.

[Anonymous No.15496602]

>>15496587
I think it's an anon.

If it is, I hope you're doing well, you're not a bad writer at all. Don't fall into this masochism thing too hard though.

In fact, you rather remind of the main character in Of Human Bondage - you should read it, but probably it won't help feelings of self-torture.

oops

[Anonymous No.15496613]

>>15496587

speaking of

I’ve never read John Green
this is a misquotation lol

[Anonymous No.15496620]

>>15496348
DJ Orwell, he's posted here before

[Anonymous No.15496730]

I only read the short ones

[Anonymous No.15496873]

>>15496037
Pathologic 2 is a great game. But I'll never finish it without abusing the saves.

[Anonymous No.15496894]

All this guy needs to do is wax his Monobrow, gain a bit of weight, Get a haircut and use beauty products to remove acne and he'd be cute.

[Anonymous No.15496929]

>>15496002
>>15496012
>>15496018
>>15496037
>>15496044
>>15496053
This really says something about our society

[Anonymous No.15496946]

>>15496392
>Gets talked into being a slut, then get drugged and raped by your daddy therapist
This isn't fair! He gets to live my rape fantasy while I'm stuck here fapping, NEETing it up, and watching livestreams of nogs destroying their cities. Why fucking live?

[Anonymous No.15496968]

this is kinda funny but also sad
the dark humor would play out better if he didnt actually look the role
nigga makes quite a few salient points tho
>dear santa, all i wish for Christmas is WW3, arigato

[Anonymous No.15496989]

I'm glad the MDE show got cancelled so we'll have fewer self pitying wastes of resources like this retard.

[Anonymous No.15497000]

wow does reddit really laugh at this?

[Anonymous No.15497027]

>>15497000

No, it's too fucked up for Reddit. Calibrate yourself, poser.

[Anonymous No.15497051]

>>15496989
>DUDE THIS IS TOTALLY MDE-ESQUE
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.15497069]

>>15497027
I am 100% sure i could find the reddit posts where he uploaded this shit, it is quintessential reddit.
Not sure if you are baiting tho, nice reddit spacing, champ.

[Anonymous No.15497084]

>>15497069

Posting it on Reddit doesn't mean it gets approved by Reddit. I've gotten more compliments from this thread than from dozens of attempts on abuse healing and LGBT subreddits.

[Anonymous No.15497096]

>>15497084
>I
uh oh found the problem

[Anonymous No.15497152]

>>15497096

Please explain.

[Anonymous No.15497179]

>>15497152
you dont see the problem because you made it and posted it here, so it's obvious you don't and also obvious you never brose 4chan neighter. it sucks anyways, but it's not as cringy as reddit, here cringe is one of the biggest thing to avoid

[Anonymous No.15497190]

>>15497179

lol

[Anonymous No.15497225]

>>15497179
this post is cringe m7

[Anonymous No.15497266]

>>15497179
you sound like a fucking retard shut up

[Anonymous No.15497275]

This guy is a genius. I wish I could follow his development

[Anonymous No.15497276]

>>15497179
>here cringe is one of the biggest thing to avoid
absolutely untrue, everything on 4chan is cringe, everything. you might think you're not cringe but you have no idea how much cringy people like myself are rubbing off on you when you spend time here

[Anonymous No.15497322]

>>15497084
Yea I can imagine leddit would get mad. Would enjoy the overall but spot a 'problematic' section cancelling that enjoyment and turn into a discussion of discerning this person's decreed social status.

[Anonymous No.15497332]

where do you find all of these

[Anonymous No.15497340]

>>15497276
this
if anyone I know irl that has any respectability found out I browsed and posted on 4chan I would be cringing at that moment for the rest of my life

I just love you guys that fucking much

[Anonymous No.15497356]

>>15497275

https://discord.gg/p6PVruw

[Anonymous No.15497369]

>>15497225
m6, massage received

[Anonymous No.15497381]

>>15497356
joined. thanks

[Anonymous No.15497414]

Don't make yourself a target for people anon. It seems funny now but in five years are you going to want this edgy stuff following you?

Normies are ruthless and they'll rip you apart at the first opportunity. Take care.

[Anonymous No.15497437]

>>15497414

I've used all of these pictures as my public dating profile picture, Anon.

[Anonymous No.15497473]

>>15496313
It is called satire.

[Anonymous No.15497490]

>>15497225
i knew but posted it anyways. its cringe to explain why something is cringe
>>15497266
why did you not say that about op?
>>15497276
yeah you have a point, i was a lot less cringe b4 4chins. Still people here are trying all the time not to be cringe.
Cringe and based are bad and good here.

[Anonymous No.15497688]

>>15497356
why did it take me this long to realize that you were the OP

[Anonymous No.15497749]

>>15497051
These images were made by someone who thinks MDE is insightful, the influence is obvious.

[Anonymous No.15497780]

>>15497749

I wouldn’t say MDE is “insightful” but I do think they can be awfully fucking funny and the show was awesome and miraculous aside from the past episode where their obvious politics came at the expense of the comedy (something the better and more surrealistic sketches avoid).

[Anonymous No.15497787]

>>15497381
Get that butthole lubed ahead of time bro.

[Anonymous No.15497791]

>>15497780
>>15497749

And to add to that, I definitely consider the MDE comparison to be a compliment, it did brighten my day, and especially so since my politics don’t overlap with theirs much. They have simply produced some very stylish and edgy thought-provoking comedy, and most comedy groups SUCK ASS so mad props to them. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.15497794]

WOW he's just like me