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Hello there

I'm writing a short story about the zombie apocalypse, and I need a cause. I'm looking for something that's not the typical kind (government experiment, vaccine gone wrong, etc.)

Can \lit help me out?

Pic kind of related I guess, I can't think of anythng

>> No.1546516

The inescapable darkness which lies at the heart of all men

alternately, a wizard did it

>> No.1546519

unsterilized bowling balls

>> No.1546521

>>1546516
Assuming troll, but first one could actually be interesting if I was going for something that wasn't realistic.

>> No.1546522

A computer program. Essentially, malware for the brain.

>> No.1546523

>>1546522
I'm intrigued.

>> No.1546530

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.ht
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http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.ht
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http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.ht
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Take your pic.

>> No.1546532

>>1546530
1) Brain parascites
2) Neurotoxins
3)The Real Rage Virus
4)Neurogenesis
5)Nanobots

>> No.1546541

Everyone thought that the miracle cure for cancer invented by Dr. Albert Henderson would launch the world into a new age. A age of no more worry! But little did the populous know was that the cure, due to some unseen malfunction, causes people to go insane! They no longer have any civilized function over there bodies, and now they attack any human they see! How will those remaining alive survive, and deal with the undead menace. Read this god damn book to find out!!!!!!

>> No.1546543

somebody done got bit.

>> No.1546561

Venereal disease. More specifically, a venereal disease which make people want sex like rabies victims fear water. Cue zombie sex story.

>> No.1546568

Necromancer

>> No.1546574

Make it a materialist thing. People are zombified by their obsession with the next cool or fashionable trend, so much so that that they will cannibalize to acquire it. Or the popularity of zombies has led to grand delusion and hysteria, fostering murderous, authentic zombie behavior in average humans. Then you can ask who the real zombie is: the crazed characters, or the reader. Pretty camp, sure, but most zombie stories are anyway.

>> No.1546578
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1546578

Have you thought it could be an alien virus?

>> No.1546597

well, they have to be hungry

>> No.1546609

>>1546568
I hate zombie movies and literature, but this I think is actually a good idea. Taking it back to it's roots and bringing back the mystical element to a zombie story would make it far more appealing to me. I'd actually watch a zombie movie if the villain was a necromancer and not a virus or the government.

>> No.1546615

Robots wearing human skin.

>> No.1546617

>>1546615
Why would they act like zombies?

>> No.1546618

>>1546522
this one is called CELL by steven king

>> No.1546622

>>1546617

All organisms live to reproduce. Biological robots, then, scavenging the meat of humans to create new robots! "Act like zombies" is vaguely defined behavior anyway...

>> No.1546635

Alien parasite fungi, they share one mind; their spores look like mist, the parasites use the receptors as a breeding plant, every time the zombie breaths new more spores come out, and they are alive, no living dead. That way you can have the alternative threat that if the characters get in the mist they become zombies; and the zombies don't attack people for food, but because they see them as an enemy.

>> No.1546645

the closest thing to zombies we have in modern society are malnourished children

>> No.1546647

>>1546515
Virus from the jungle

>> No.1546663

>>1546622
Maybe by modern standards it's "vaguely defined," but most things are these days, what with all our befuddling traditional standards with new innovations.

>> No.1546671

write a book about xanax abuse. same thing.

>> No.1546719

>>1546515
>I can't think of anythng
and then, OP was the zombies!

>> No.1546720

No cause.
Show, don't tell.

>> No.1546721

>>1546720
Zombies without a cause!

>> No.1546733

Masturbatory disease. Check this whole post out, because it's gonna be good.

Bugs are in this families house. Bed bugs. This gets mixed up in this kids hand, and he's beating off all the time, and that fucks up his jizz, which goes into the drinking water.

This is awesome because it hits on three levels:
1. Bed bugs are relevant right now because they're disgusting and everywhere. I'm from LA and a grip of people are getting mixed up with these fucks
2. Feeling bad about jacking off. Resonates with lots of people
3. Drinking water parallels dysentery scares, which is sorta similar to zombiism. Dysentery is a nasty disease (you shit yourself to death and die of dehydration) that kills you generally within 24 hours of infection. You get it at breakfast, you have a stomach flu by lunch, dead by dinner. Pretty fucking real. Read Ghostmap by Steven Johnson for more on that.

>> No.1546739

>>1546515
Watching too much television.

>> No.1546801

>>1546733
3/10

>> No.1546806

Social Networking
Call of Duty games

pick one

>> No.1546825

A rapidly evolving case of <insert animal name> flu. Anything rapidly evolving could allow you to incorporate special infected into your story. Personally, I liked what The Walking Dead did with everyone turning after death, regardless of being bitten.

>> No.1546828

>>1546733

Why are you such a shameless faggot? All your posts are cringe-inducing and you're not funny. Stop posting.

>> No.1547737

>>1546801
Post good content, get called a troll. Fucking /lit/

>> No.1547892

>>1546515
Evolution of rainforest people; get contacted and mate; bring parasite with. Sound good? Sounds different.

>> No.1547896

>>1546541
The cure for cancer turning people into zombies has already been published. Forgot the name though.

>> No.1548002

Everyone gets so fucking bored by endlessly reiterated zombie stories it triggers global brain atrophy

>> No.1548024

Check out Windigos. It's pretty much the flesh-eating Native Americans version of zombies, from what I've been told.

>> No.1548058

If you're going to write a story; but you have to ask someone else to come up with the plot for you - don't bother.

Also Zombie Apocalypse is so overdone. Don't try.

>> No.1548068

HA HA I'M USING THE INTERNETS!1!!

>> No.1548526

next stage in human evolution
act of god (literal apocalypse)
result of nuclear/scary-science war
alien stuff
ancient Egyptian/Mayan/Mideval curse
it depends what kind of story you want to write homes, sci fi fantasy historic religious preposterous realistic
maybe the earth is subject to the desires and melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
..bitch

>> No.1548569

A fungus not unlike the kind that infects various insects.

The spores are ingested somehow and the infected, rather than the urge to consume human flesh, are consumed by a need to climb to a high latitude. People flock to the tops of buildings, climb trees and powerlines. And then they just stand there. Eventually the junctions of the vertebrae, the gap where the spine meets the skull split, and mushroom caps bloom. Spores take air, and spread across the cityscapes, across farmland, into the water.

It snows orange powder, and the cycle begins anew.

>> No.1548587

>>1546515
the cause doesn't matter, its the effect on people that matters

but why not a meteor carrying a plague hit earth and infected people. So now its alien zombies

or bioweapon gone wrong

or sexually transmitted disease that mutates

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>>1548569
altitude. Whoops.

>> No.1548608

Read some medical journals about the bubonic plague.

>> No.1548621

write it from the zombies perspective

>> No.1548630

>>1548621

300 pages of BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS sounds rad

>> No.1548767

Air pollution. And attempts to rectify the problem are squished by the right wing, who mindlessly repeat the refrain "Zombie apocalypse is an invention of the liberal media."... and then, when it's proven that people are turning into zombies, then they go "there's no proof to suggest that the air pollution is causing zombies"... and then it's too late.

>> No.1548830

The zombies could be the next stage in human evolution. They hunt on humans so In a way it makes sense

>> No.1549148

Religious indoctrination.

>> No.1550155

>I'm writing a short story about the zombie apocalypse, and I need a cause

Good ole Stephen King beat you to it, it's called "Cell".

>> No.1550193
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1550193

Once upon a time there was a zombie outbreak casued by a completely new and unusual vector that you've never heard before. Then the army showed up in helicopter gunships and turned them into puree with miniguns. A few stragglers were mopped up by the NRA, or eaten by dogs and bears. Five days after the beginning of the outbreak, any of them that were left basically exploded because of the internal build up of gas caused by decomposition.

The End

Zombie holocaust? Worst. Genre. Ever,

>> No.1550213

The cause doesn't have to be explained, does it? Maybe it does, if the scientist archetype / cure plotline has to be brought into the story.

Anyhow, I would go for something innocuous but reasonably uncommon. Zombies spread by biting - the actual cause need not be common to everyone.

How about a new kind of anti-wrinkle anti-aging cream for ladies, which looks great, costs hundreds of thousands, and works.... until they die. So the first zombies would be rich ladies.

>> No.1550221

write it from a caveman's perspective. The Neanderthals all became zombies

>> No.1550296

>>1550213

>Zombies spread by biting

Yeah, because all the most succesful life-forms procreate by having to attack their top predator at face range.

Forget zombies man, they're teh qu33r. There's no plausible zombie plot, and there's no way to write a zombie apocalypse book that doesn't fucking suck.

>> No.1550307

God did it.

>> No.1550313

>>1550296
OP said it was short story, not marketable novel.

>> No.1550322

>>1550313

I didn't mention novels. A zombie apocalypse short story would suck just as hard, only it would be over more quickly.

>> No.1550337

terrorists using cell phone transmissions

>> No.1550338

>>1546515

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.ht
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>>1550338
>>1550193

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

>> No.1550438

>>1550375

Ridiculous. Read the zombie survival guide, Max Brooks disproves all of these arguments.

>> No.1550454

>>1550438

Not so - neither the Survival guide nor World War Z account for the abject failure of the armed forces to show up in helicopters and deliver the pwn.

All zombie scenarios require the army to forget they have gunships. and napalm.

>> No.1550457

Why have a cause?

Romero's zombies don't have a cause.

>> No.1550462

>>1550213
Well, being bit by a zombie would kill you just because you're being bit by a corpse, that's usually lethal.

How about people just die and come back as zombies, it just starts happening.

>> No.1550463

>>1550457

Yeah, just copy Romero - everyone else does.

What about a new kind of zombie, one that sparkles in the sunshine and has love affairs with fat mormons, then lets their werewolf friends fuck their baby?

>> No.1550468

>>1550462

>being bit by a corpse, that's usually lethal

Citation required - I'm not sure the science is fully worked out here...

>> No.1550473

Shit with the Sun goes wild, leading to perpetual day. People can't sleep for shit, a cure for the sleeplessness is discovered, but very expensive.

Those who can't afford it do not sleep, and start to lose their minds. They begin wandering the streets in a daze, attacking those who could afford the cure.

>> No.1550475

>>1550463
>>1550468
It's rotting tissue, stuffed full of all sorts of fun infections.

>>1550463
THIS MAN IS A VISIONARY.

>> No.1550478

Corpses are dirty and have all sorts of nasty bacteria n shit (sometimes literally) in their mouths. Getting bitten by a living person can make you sick, a corpse would be worse.

>> No.1550491

>>1550473
lolz at astronomical impossibility

>> No.1550493

>>1550491
lolz it's fiction.

>> No.1550494

>>1550478

It may not - all the horrible shit that usually lives in a person's mouth and that means that you'd probably be better off being bitten by a rabid dog than your mum (and belive me, your mum likes to bite. She's a fucking nutcase), all that shit will prcbably die off when the host dies. So in fact, a zombie may well have a cleaner mouth than your girlfriend (paricularly after what I was making her do with her mouth last night. My khaki buttonhole is still damp now, man).

Zombies are fucking useless, like you. They mght be able to prey on a few meth-addicts and old jews but basically anyone with half a brain and two legs could fuck up a zombie, or we could just wait for them to die and throw petrol bombs at them.

>> No.1550495

>>1550491

He's writing about zombies.

Scientific feasibility is on the back burner here.

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>>1550494
Why do you say these things?

>> No.1550505

>>1550493
>>1550495
=cop out

>> No.1550509

I'm sick of zombies.

>> No.1550522

>>1550505
how is it a cop out, it's fiction, it doesn't need to be scientifically accurate.

Portrait of Dorian Grey; a friend of mine painted me last year, am I immortal?

Cat's Cradle; Can Ice 9 freeze all the water on earth

1984; It's 2011.

Fiction doesn't need to be right or true, or even the slightest bit accurate to reality!

>> No.1550524
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>>1550500

Because I want to make you cry.

>> No.1550526

it's GRAY

>> No.1550527

>>1550522

No. But it does have to makesense internally.

>> No.1550528

Plant spores from the amazon, from a carnivorous plant. The natives are immune to them. Can add a character that is a descendant of the natives and thus is immune. The plants grow in the brain and make people a mix of plant/human. Can call the story Paramecium. The plant causes people to be zombies. Bites spread the spores. Can even make is so the plant grows out of the head of the zombies and you have to kill both the zombie and the plant.

New drug on the market. Only have to take one pill. Drug increases health and strength. The body will replicate the drug so only the first pill is needed. Drug goes insane and the body produces too much of the drug. Drug pollutes the mind and people become zombies. When they bite people they get the drug in them and become zombies as well.

Job2 (Jaob from the bible) Devil and God make a bet. Devil claims that humans will forsake God if they get attacked by their dead family members that the devil turned into zombies. God says they won't and lets the devil turn people into zombies.

Three ideas off the top of my head.

>> No.1550533

In "The Invisibles", they had a kind of super-crack that killed the user on the first go, then a group of sick fuck uber-business types could put on virtual reality headsets and control the bodies like zombies. They made one zombie rape and kill his own sister 12 hours after he was already dead, iirc. Pretty lulzy really.

Why not rip that idea off?

>> No.1550534

>>1550527
No! It doesn't!

Hindu origin myths, there's 3 of them, all conflict with eachother fundamentally.

>> No.1550542

>>1550522

>Fiction doesn't need to be right or true, or even the slightest bit accurate to reality!
Why this is just patently wrong. If Fiction bared absolutely no resemblance to reality, thematically or syntactically, it wouldn't be intelligible to us

>> No.1550547

>>1550534

that's not fiction you disrespectful, uneducated shite. I hope Ganesha shits on your pillow.

>> No.1550551

>>1550542
you know what he meant

>> No.1550553

>>1550547
Yep, that's fiction.

>>1550542
>>1550551

Thank you.

>> No.1550557

>>1550551
We can't afford to be sloppy here fabulous that is how stupid people are born

>> No.1550564
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1550564

>>1550534

In hindu cosmogony, the world/universe has been created infinite times - every time Nataraja's foot hits the floor in his never-ending dance, the cosmos is destroyed. Naturally there's more than one creation myth, over hundreds of billions of trillions of millenia there have been multiple creations.

Your kung fu is weak. Try again.

>> No.1550567

>>1550557
If I were to write a short story about a triangle having marital problems, then that would be completely inaccurate to reality.

Triangles do not have emotions, they are shapes, they do not get married. I would be anthropomorphizing the triangle.

Science does not need a place in fiction, any place in fiction is the place the author puts it in; this why there are fantasy novels. As well as other myths and fictions, such as religions, which I mentioned earlier.

>> No.1550568

>>1550557
well we could use some more stupid people around here

/lit/ has become far too intelligent

it's just not fun anymore

>> No.1550570

magic zombies vs science zombies

Magic zombies don't have to follow the rules on cracked.
Science zombies do.

Write a story about magic zombies get past all the plot holes.

>> No.1550574

>>1550564
there's that, and then there's the cycle of creation by Siva, and then there's Brahman, who is everything, and was never created, then there's a late passage in the vedas which says that we'll never know how everything was created.

Your kung fu is shallow.

>> No.1550575

>>1550567

What about Flatland? That's about a fucking square.

You really should read more - you'll have more ammunition in these arguments. Oh, and reading the customer reviews on Amazon doesn't count.

>> No.1550577

>>1550567
>If I were to write a short story about a triangle having marital problems, then that would be completely inaccurate to reality.
No it wouldn't; you would still be talking about triangles, which are intelligible to us, marital problems, which also are intelligible to us, and personifying two completely intelligible things. None of this is unintelligible; the base components the story reflect reality in some ways.

>> No.1550578

>>1550570
This is a false dichotomy, again, this is fiction.

You can have Wizards using Laptops if you want for christ's sake.

>> No.1550584

>>1550568
May I refer you to your own comment on a philosophy thread, which concerns how it is better than most of the uneducated drivel on /lit/?
At least that's how I took it.
>>1550522
It's a cop out because making fiction with at least a semblance of scientific accuracy is harder. And more fun.

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1550586

>>1550574

PROTIP: Lord Siva is Nataraja. Everything is merely a reflection or expression of Brahma, and nothing you've just said contradicts my argument.

Oh, and you've never read the Vedic scriptures. Just saying.

Pic related: It's Ganesha, and he's heading towards your bedroom, eying up the pillow and picking up a magazine - it looks like he's setled for the duration.

>> No.1550589

>>1550575
How does that refute my argument in any way?

>>1550577
Yes but it's not ACCURATE to reality, I would not be writing in a realist tradition. My point is, fiction doesn't need to be realistic. It doesn't need to fit within the real world. Goddamn it, stop arguing semantics, they get you nowhere.

>> No.1550590

>>1550568
>/lit/ has become far too intelligent
Fuckin' A, although I would more inclined to use a term like 'alert'

>> No.1550593

>>1550586
>>1546515
PIC RELATED. This doesn't matter to the subject at hand!

Have fun worshipping fiction.

>> No.1550597

>>1550589
>Yes but it's not ACCURATE to reality
I've just demonstrated in some ways how it is. Triangles reflect something we perceive in reality, same goes for marital problems.
I understand your point in any case.

>Goddamn it, stop arguing semantics, they get you nowhere.
Okay, maybe I should knock your teeth out with a shovel. That is pretty much the closest thing we will get to not arguing semantics. The amount of times I hear this is unbelievable.

>> No.1550598

>>1550589

>criticises others for arguing semantics
>whole argument is about semantics (and some hindu shit that nobody cares about)

Jesus, this is like watching Dr. Ruth fight four skinheads. You haven't got a fucking chance.

>> No.1550600

>>1550567
science is related to SCIENCE fiction, silly.

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>>1550593

>This doesn't matter to the subject at hand!

I read

>HALP HALP I R LOSING

>> No.1550610

>>1550598
Fucking hell man.

>>1550600
Yes, that's when a writer uses science as the subject of his stories, thus creating science fiction, not everything is science fiction.

>>1550597
>I've just demonstrated in some ways how it is. Triangles reflect something we perceive in reality, same goes for marital problems.
WHO CARES!
>I understand your point in any case.
This is the point of communication!

>That is pretty much the closest thing we will get to not arguing semantics. The amount of times I hear this is unbelievable.
SO STOP ARGUING SEMANTICS ALREADY

>> No.1550613

>>1550590
my god

aren't they nearly the same thing?

>> No.1550616

>>1550605
Fuck is all of lit like this? Just a collection of self-proclaimed intellectuals with sticks in their butts?

>> No.1550622

>>1550616
yeah

half of us have learned to like the stick though

the rest are only jealous of us few

>> No.1550624

>>1550622

That's awful.

>> No.1550625

>>1550610
The actual narrative in a fictional work does not have to be realistic. An understanding of the narrative, the narrative's 'message,' etc. must be based in reality. I suspect that you and D&E agree, and are, in fact, arguing on the basis of a difference in terminology.

>> No.1550627

>>1550597
The levels of debate at D&E's "university":
Arguing semantics
Smacking each other with shovels

>> No.1550628

How about the starvation and overworking of thousands of families, over numerous generations, create a mindless herd of people who will do anything to survive.

>> No.1550629

One of the underlining points trying to be made here is: Real life zombies would be really impossible. There are major plot holes that are never addressed in most zombie stories.
>But it is fiction
Yes, but there are plot holes.
>BUT IT IS FICTION!
Understood, but there are still plot holes.

>> No.1550631

>>1550624
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOeK0Ig-H9g

watch this

this is like lit

except we're not household appliances

but we have succumbed to fatalism at this point, i think

>> No.1550633

>>1550610
>WHO CARES!
Myself, anyone else who might be concerned with the factual inaccuracy of your statement and the prospect of spreading falsity.

>This is the point of communication!
You're also spreading misinformation whether you're aware of it or not, or whether anyone else is.

>SO STOP ARGUING SEMANTICS ALREADY
Not until we've sufficiently clarified and addressed the problems with your post, which I've pointed out, which you keep trying to dedny.

>> No.1550635

>>1550625
Personally, I'm not convinced. A journey doesn't need a message.

>> No.1550637

>>1550627
Hey, I TOOK shovel hitting 101

>>1550625
Damn semantical arguments

>> No.1550642

>>1550633
Stop. Arguing. Semantics.

>> No.1550645

>>1550631
I don't think many people on /lit/ are musical either.

>> No.1550646

>>1550625
>I suspect that you and D&E agree, and are, in fact, arguing on the basis of a difference in terminology.
Obviously, the point is that he is using terminology that is not clear and invites the possibility of misinformation

>> No.1550649

>>1550646
My point gets across. That's the only thing that matters. This is the point of communication, to be able to converse in a manner that can be understood by who you are conversing with.

The semantics, they do not matter.

>> No.1550650

>>1550633
Agreed.
>>1550642
no you.

>> No.1550651

FDA approved" harmless" substitute to salt, massively used by McDonald's and KFC to escape heart attack blames.

Unforeseen side-effects appear : hypotrophy of brain regions (shrinking) dictating logic and autonomous stability (balance), giving subjects a zombie-like behaviour.

Also, since blacks are genetically designed to absorb more salt (and trans fat) than white men (African climate forced this onto DNA), they can be elite zombie bosses in your book, since they are bigger (fatter), and even more crazy.

If you use my idea, I demand that a character be a retired French chef that served in the Foreign Legion and that hates fast food restaurants.

>> No.1550653

>>1550645
you'd be surprised

>> No.1550654

>>1550649
Semantics are necessary to argument, and communication, you silly dude. If inconsistent terminology is used, then clear dialogue is impossible. They do matter.

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>>1550654

>> No.1550662

>>1550651
dislike the racism
like the frenchmen

>> No.1550663

Seriously japanese letters guy you should have just taken my point graciously and swallowed your pride it would have saved you a lot of trouble

>> No.1550666

Has no one suggested the "hell is full" one? You know, the usual folk theory that pops up in a lot of zombie horror.

What if the zombies were like the man+, the next stage of humanity? Or angels, if you want to pull a non science reason.

>> No.1550669

>>1550654
FINE, symbolic logic then.

A^1= is Fiction
B^1= is Realist

∃X(A(X)^B(X))
∃X(A(X)^~B(X))
∴ ∀X(~(A(X)^B(X))

>> No.1550671

>>1550669
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missing a bracket

>> No.1550673

New Orleans voodoo zombies controlled by a scary nigga in a top hat.

>> No.1550684

>>1550666
hail satan!

>> No.1550691

>>1550684
It's scarily fitting.

>> No.1550701

>>1550669
personne ne s'en foutre, putain.

>> No.1550703

>>1550701
Je ne comprends pas français.

>> No.1550711

CHINA BOMBS DA USA, AND IT CAUSES EVERYTHING TO TURN INTO NUCLEAR WASTELAND, AND DA RADIATION CAUSES MOST THINGS TO DIE BUT SOMETIMES THEY LIVE, BUT THEY HAV RAD POSION AND THEY LOSE THEIR HAIR, AND NAILS, AND MINDS. AND WE CALL THEM GHOULS BUT THEYRE RELLY ZOMBIES.

>> No.1551422

WAT IF THE NARRATTATTOR WAS RILLY THA MONSTA AN THE ZOMBIES WERE FRIT FROM HIM SO THEY GOT ALL DEFENSIVE AN GRRR AN THAT?

>> No.1551424

I LOVE YOU NEW CAPSGUYS.

>> No.1551432

>>1551424

Was that a sage? Didn't work brah...

CAPSLOCK GUYS ARE NEW RTIPFAGS WE R R00LZ0RS.

I LIEK BOOKS BAI GAIZ YOU LIEK, /LIT/ BE MAI FREN.

>> No.1551438
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GUISE. WHAT IF HUMANS HAD SKELETONS IN THEM

>> No.1551444

>>1551432
THAT'S CUTE, YOU'RE NEW TO /LIT/

>> No.1551491

Just do as Saramago did with Blindness and don't explain why the fuck all the shit is happening.

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>>1551444

YAR - FIRST NITE HERE MAN I LOEVE ME THEM TWILIGHT AN CATHCER IN THE RYE WHAT YOU INTO BRAH.

AWESOME TRIPS BTW

>> No.1551507

>>1551495
CHECK OUT

http://www.goodreads.com/review/list/4206268-capsguy?shelf=read

FEEL FREE TO MAKE SUGGESTIONS BRO. BUT I AM GOING TO SLEEP, JUST GOT BACK FROM JAPAN AND DID NOT SLEEP ON THE PLANE.