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i'm going to be getting drunk tonight.
sucks i know.

so let's get this started.
post your last 3 read OR favourite 3 books
and i'll tell you why your taste is fucking terrible and mine is superior

>> No.1545469

Pride and Prejudice
Shogun
The Brothers Karamazov

>> No.1545471

The Sound and the Fury
Dubliners
The Great Gatsby

>> No.1545475

>>1545469
no way! exactly the same as me bro

>> No.1545478

>>1545469
>Pride and Prejudice
you lose

>> No.1545473
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fuck
shit
cock balls
nigger nigger nigger

>> No.1545481

>>1545469
Pride and Prejudice is terrible.

>> No.1545483

Quietude and Diffidence
The Revolution of Everyday Life
No Longer Human

>> No.1545484

moby dick
ulysses
franny and zooey

>> No.1545488
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>>1545481

>> No.1545491

The Bell Jar
Gravity's Rainbow
Outlaws of The Marsh

>> No.1545492

>>1545484
exact same bro

>> No.1545493

Finnegans Wake
The Great Gatsby
The Divine Comedy

come at me bro

>> No.1545495

>>1545493
>The Divine Comedy
enjoy your outdated politico-religious commentary.

>> No.1545496

lmao at people turning up their noses over pride and prejudice before fucking shogun

boys are so dumb

>> No.1545497
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Oh. You wouldn't have heard of them... they're pretty obscure.

>> No.1545498

>>1545496
Shogun at least has a decent story.
Pride and Prejudice has nothing going for it.

>> No.1545499

What the hell is the point of threads like these? It's just name-dropping with no substantial discussion.

Fucking plebs.

>> No.1545501

>>1545499
The point is to let Brownbear tell us how much better he is than us.

>> No.1545503

>>1545496
that hurts my sensitive feelings ;((

>> No.1545504

>>1545492
oh yeah? what else you like?

>> No.1545507

>>1545498
2 words

Mr. Darcy

>> No.1545508

>>1545499
never heard of either of these books

>> No.1545510

>>1545507
That statement just makes you look stupid.

>> No.1545511

I don't really read novels. They're too long.

>> No.1545512

>>1545495
enjoy your artificial post-modern notions of merit while I bask in aesthetic sublimity

or is it that you can't into Italian?

>> No.1545513

>>1545511
I think you might be on the wrong board, sir.

>> No.1545516

The Red and The Black
Tumescent with Profundity
Brownbear's Guide to Herping & Derping

>> No.1545518

>>1545512
enjoy your barbaric romance language while I enjoy my god-tier semi-romance language.

Also: Dante? More like Dan-GAY.

>> No.1545519

>>1545511
You've come to the right place.

>> No.1545527

>>1545469
>>1545469

>Pride and Prejudice
absolute shit, jane austen has no grasp of decent narrative. her use of sarcasm is fucking shit-tier.
>Shogun
over 1k pages long of absolute shite. if you want to read a doorstopper read something good.
>the brothers k
better russian stuff out there bro. i bet you just liked it for the story too?

>>1545471
>>1545471
>the sound and the fury
fuck the south.
>the great gatsby
overrated tripe
.>>1545483
>>1545483
>all 3 of these
get the fuck off of /lit/

>>1545484
>>1545484
>moby dick
wale encyclopedias are cool bro. fucking overrated.
>ulysses
james joyce is overrated as fuck
inb4 modern library.
>franny and zooey
salingers worst.

>>1545493
>>1545493
>finnegans wake
more like finnegans piece of cake. try something challenging
>the great gatsby,
see above.
>the divine comedy
not at all funny.
outdated religious shit.

>> No.1545543

Maybe I'm a horrible person, but I do actually enjoy Pride and Prejudice, as well as most of Jane Austin's works.

>> No.1545544

>>1545543
Yes, you're a horrible person for not bending your taste's to /lit/'s will.

>> No.1545548

>>1545543

That doesn't make you a horrible person.
Posting on /lit/ does.

>> No.1545552

>>1545543
Jane Austen is excellent

>> No.1545557

>>1545543
i know exactly the type of girl you are and yes I'd love to

>> No.1545559

Under the Volcano
Infinite Jest
Ada

>> No.1545560

Jane Austen is great for boys and girls

>> No.1545563

>>1545491
>>1545491
>the bell jar
sylvia was an attention whore and sub-par writer. only killed herself by accident (maid was due to come round but was late)
read her poetry instead.
>gravity's rainbow
post-modern shit that trys too hard
>outlaws of the marsh
pretty cool story but better jap shit out there
.>>1545501
>>1545501
CORRECT

>>1545516
>>1545516
>The red and the black
book 1 good, book 2 shit.
>tumescent with profundity
trolololol
>brownbears guide to herping and derping
pretty good but his later works on walking the dinosaur are better.

>> No.1545565

>>1545543
jane austen is a rightfully canonical author beloved by many. she is hated by high school boys who don't understand that she's funny and can't conceive of enjoying some old-timey shit that their mom likes

>> No.1545572

>>1545565
hey i never hated stuff liek this and loads of other things yet everyone here thinks im weird and hates me. like im really open reader and dont put down Catcher as an emo book or Gatsby as 'boring rich shit' etc everyone here still hates me or ignores me or doesnt want me to be here and i have no friends irl, none at all!

what do you think?

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>>1545559
>>1545559
>under the volcano
DAT PURPLE PROSE
>infinite jest
only famous coz the author had a swinging time hanging with his family.
>ada
written by and concerning a pervert.

>> No.1545580

>>1545563

> tumescent with profundity
> trolololol

B-b-b-but...it's my autobiography!

>> No.1545581

last read:
Being a Green Mother-Piers Anthony
My Sister's keeper-Jodi Picoult
For Love of Evil-Piers Anthony

>> No.1545587

>>1545559
marry me

>> No.1545588

>Angel & Demons
>The Da Vinci Code
>The Lost Symbol

>> No.1545591

>>1545581
How is Piers Anthony these days?

I read a few of his books about ten years ago, but the appeal wained after a while. Are his recent works in a different vein then his old?

>> No.1545595

>>1545588
by my slave so i can torture you you spoilt piece of shit i want to kill you burn your eyes out

>> No.1545602

Tropic of Cancer
Ulysses
The Catcher in the Rye

umad.jpg

>> No.1545603

Middlemarch - George Eliot
Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut

>> No.1545604

Delphian Text parts 8 & 15 (they were used bookstore impulses)
The Norton Anthology of Plays volume 1 & 2
The Complete Stories of J G Ballard

Your move, brother bear.

>> No.1545606

>>1545602
no i love you too lets be polymarriage

>> No.1545609
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>>1545587
>>1545587

THATS NOT A FUCKING BOOK. GET ON TOPIC.
FUCK.

>>1545581
>>1545581
>being a green mother
shit tier.
>my sisters keeper
film was better
>for love of evil
better than green mother but it ain't hard to improve on shit.

>>1545588
>>1545588
>angels and demons
2nd best of his but lakced character depth and believability
>da vinci code
relatively well written but still it's only good if you've never read any real literature before
>the lost symbol
shit ending, unbelievable, too long.

>> No.1545610
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>>1545595

>> No.1545615

>>1545609
your a fucking dumbass i h8 you but youre doing good i guess ;_;

>> No.1545616

>Last 3:
Under Western Eyes
Mrs Dalloway
The Cherry Orchard

>> No.1545620
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1545620

This thread is fucking bad ass. I've been scarce tonight/ this morning because I've been downloadin' books but I'm glad i stopped in to see this.

anyway BB, here are my last 3
On the Eve
A Hero of Our Time
Sons and Lovers

>> No.1545623

>>1545604
those were my last 3 btw.

>> No.1545626

SAGE FOR NOT BEING ABOUT
ATLAS SHRUGGED: THE MOVIE: PART ONE: THE PHANTOM MENACE

GEEZE BROWNBEAR GET WITH THE TIMES

>> No.1545629

>>1545591
The Incarnations series was written a while ago, and i really haven't read any of his other works (i bought one of his other ones, but haven't touched it yet).
I really don't like fantasy novels, but from what i read in this series, he's got something good going on. I loved the way he weaves together intricate plot, and the way the character's lives turn around. Dialogue's good, scenery descriptions leave a lot to the imagination. He's a little sexist, i think, but oh well, he's never been a woman.

I think his most recent work is Under a Velvet Cloak, it was written in the last decade, and is also in the incarnations series. Haven't read it, but intend to.

Overall, I'd say he's not for everyone, but the books are gripping.

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MY LAST THREE BOOKS WERE WHATEVER LAST THREE YOU READ OR WHATEVER YOUR FAVOURITE BOOKS ARE AUGGGHH@ZXFGKWEP%K£

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>>1545602
>>1545602

all 3 of these are fucking shit
not mad, not upset, just very disapointed.
get some taste bitch.

>>1545603
>>1545603
all badly written and overly long.
>>1545604
>>1545604
>delphian
books 1, 5 and 10 are the best.
>norton anthology
anthologys are cheating, also lacks some plays i would like added.
>the complete stories
again, cheating

>> No.1545649

>>1545641
>Ulysses is shit
>under the volcano is purple prose
>cant into the trial
>eng major
does not commpute

>> No.1545652

>>1545587
I'd love to make you my bride.
>>1545559
was me

>> No.1545664

>>1545652
b-but im a boy!

:3

>> No.1545669

Last 3 books I read the first two I picked at random from the Library...
The Power of Light by frank kryza
A History of Warfare by John Keegan
A Clockwork Orange

Enjoy getting drunk.

>> No.1545676

>>1545623
>>1545623
THATS REAL FUCKING NEATO

>>1545616
>>1545616
>under western eyes
snooze fest with bad characterisation
>mrs dalloway
she shouldn't have bought the fucking flowers herself
also created from 2 other stories she wrote, she needs to write origional shit for me to give a flying fuck.
>the cherry orchard
they should've tried to fucking save it.
also, not his best play.
>>1545620
>>1545620
i like you too much to do this
>on the eve
read Father and Sons by him and then don't bother with the rest, unless its his short stories.
>a hero of our time
good use of the anti-hero, which translation did you use? i hope it was nabakov's
however it was overly wrong and the ending duelsucked
>sons and lovers
pretty good, i like lawerence, however he needs to stop using shitty words like 'nesh' or w/e the fuck it was

NEXT PLEASE FUCK DO YOU P[EOPLE HAVE NO TASTE?

>>1545634
>>1545634
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
cheat.

>> No.1545682

>>1545664
we'll see

>> No.1545686
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1545686

Drinking alone, browsing 4chan. PUMP IT UP!

>> No.1545695

1984
Frankenstein
Watchmen

>> No.1545696

My fave 3 r:

Blonde, Joyce Carol Oates
Zombie, JCO
The Phantom Tollbooth, Norton Juster

>> No.1545703

>>1545686
i hate you still. hope you dont have a gf anymore <3

>> No.1545715

The last the books I've read are by Palahniuk :3

Pygmy
Haunted
Choke

>> No.1545717

Frankenstein
Frankenstein
Frankenstein

Your move.

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>>1545703
Ty? She broke up with me. Why you not tripping?

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>>1545527
I was onboard for snarky criticism of others' favorite books as entertainment, but
>the sound and the fury
fuck the south.
???

that's the line, pal. I'll lay Tennessee Thunder and Lightning on you, you won't be getting up.

>> No.1545730

shut the fuck up tybrax

>> No.1545735

>>1545722
haha i knew it. i was right, you were wrong. you dont know shit it was dependence you suck at life but i havent tryied yet so haha you look so much more pathetic right now and now you're doing gay ass cliche phonie 'i was dumped but lyfe goes on lolol' shit xD

>>1545730
thou art mad
FILTER ME YOU FUCKING FGGT

>> No.1545737

The Violent Land

>> No.1545745

>>1545735
Stop inviting your friends to this board and then sending each other personal messages.

>> No.1545746

>>1545745
>your friends
:*(

>> No.1545756

>>1545649
>>1545649

you obviously haven't read under the volcano
james joyce is overrated as fuck, actually read him instead of pretending you have.
AND I AINT TALKING ABOUT DUBLINERS YOU FUCKING RETARD
the trial? i offered up a different view and people went 'lol no u wrong we have to see it dis' also im not a english major, i study english, get out of here you amerifag.
>>1545669
>>1545669
>the power of light
thought it was okay, interesting but forgettabvle

>a history of warfare
non fic, ewwwww
>a clockwork orange
not his best, even he said so, fuck burgess (even though i sat in the same place he did in college in the english rooms)


>>1545695
>>1545695
>1984
lacks plot development
>frankenstien
whining everywhere
>watchmen
trololol
>>1545696
>>1545696
stop reading kids books.

>> No.1545769

king lear
don quixote
molloy

>> No.1545770

>>1545756
>>1545696

omg ur drunk

i read that one 20 years ago

>> No.1545773

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
A Farewell to Arms
The Cardturner

>> No.1545774

>>1545773
are the last 3 I read/re-read. I'm terrible at picking favorites.

>> No.1545782

>>1545756
Oh OK, I get it. You jsut don't like good books.

>> No.1545810

Blood Music
Snow Crash
2001

Your move.

>> No.1545822

>>1545810
>lolscifi is sooodeeeeeeep
go back to your children's stories, grown-ups are talking now.

>> No.1545830
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>>1545810
>>1545810
>blood music
written by a bear
>snow crash
not kyrptonomicon
>2001
based on a movie

>>1545773
>>1545773
>portrait of the artist as aym
too dense
>a farewell to arms
pretty well wrote but female cahracters were meh
>the cardturner
boring as fuck

>>1545782
>>1545782
COME AT ME BRO

>> No.1545833

>>1545830

>too dense
I disagree :(
>pretty well wrote but female cahracters were meh
Unfortunately, I agree.
>boring as fuck
Yep.

>> No.1545838
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Slaughterhouse Five.
Oliver Twist.
The Picture of Dorian Gray.

>> No.1545839

>>1545830
>based on a movie
cute tripfriends doing cute things

>> No.1545841

>>1545830
don't ignore me you fuck
>>1545769

>> No.1545842

>>1545839
the movie is a billion times better

>> No.1545849

>>1545842
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hah hah oooooooooooh hoh hoh

>> No.1545854

>>1545849
not my fault you don't understand film

>> No.1545867

>Last three read
The Doctor's Wife by Sawako Ariyoshi
Hojoki by Kamo no Chomei
The House Spirit and Other Stories by Kanoko Okamoto

>> No.1545886

>>1545833
>>1545833
this is why this thread is the best.

>>1545838
>>1545838
>SH5
immature author tryhard
>oliver twist
TOOOO LONG
>picture of DG
DECOR EVERYWHERE

>> No.1545935

>>1545867
>>1545867
>japanese lit
oh shit nigga wat are you doing

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okay motheruckers, im prety drunk right now but im hibernating my laptop so this thread will be here in the morning.

leave your precious shitty tastes so i can obliteratre them with my superior standards.

maybe i'll even post my top 3 afterwards?

fucking goodnight you beautiful bastards

>> No.1547052

okay i'm upo and slightly hung over now.

good thread you guys, fucking excellent work

>> No.1547056

i also need to inform /lit/ of the rare occasions i go outside

>> No.1547058

>>1547056
>>1547056

please read the first post i stayed in.
that's why i was able to create this thread.

shit are you fucking retarded?

>> No.1547059
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Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
A Clockwork Orange
1984

>> No.1547062

>>1547058
oh... that's even sadder

>> No.1547064

>>1547062
>>1547062

eh not really i was invited out but didn't fancy it.

>Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
babys first philosphy book, he couldn't write a real philosphy book so he wrote this shit.
>A Clockwork Orange
overrated burgess twaddle
>1984
lacks character and plot depth, prose is kinda bad, i enjoyed it though

>> No.1547065

>>1547058
Shit. I think he's fucking retarded.

>> No.1547073

American Psycho
Trainspotting
House of Leaves

also:
Into the Wild
Lord of the Flies

>> No.1547082

Petersburg
The Plague
The Count of Monte Cristo

>> No.1547083

>>1547073
You can't be older than 16.

>> No.1547087

>>1547083
>likes to pretend he wasn't just reading Harry Potter at 16
If you feel like you've got to justify yourself, you probably were.

>> No.1547088

>>1547087
>getting defensive, making it about me
16 it is.

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>>1547087
p sure you just smoked that bitch.

>> No.1547093

3 favorites:
The Looming Tower
A Confederacy of Dunces
Generation of Swine

>> No.1547095

>>1547088
>making it about me
Sure is projecting melodramatic relationship problem now...

>> No.1547096

last 3 read

Bentley Little - Dominion
Kathy Griffin's autobiography
Guy Burt - Sophie

>> No.1547102

>>1547073
>>1547073
>American Psycho
overly long, BEE is a shit writer and you know it.
>Trainspotting
film was better, this book is a laymans naked lunch
>house of leaves
trying to be postmodern, just being shit

>into the wild
we're grown ups.
>lord of the flies
enjoyed it but it's still kiddy literature

>>1547082
>>1547082
>petersburg
good oedipus complex stuff but too much like ulyssees which in itself is overrated
>the plague
stranger is better
>the count of MC
overly long and has frequent lags

>> No.1547104

>>1547095
Now I'm just confused. I guess that means you win.

>> No.1547105

> The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists
> John Dies at the End
> God Bless You, Mr Rosewater

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>>1547104

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>>1547102
Give us your favs then.

>> No.1547114

>>1547102
>too much like Ulysses
I know you're Brownbear and all, but come on. You know Petersburg came first.

>> No.1547117

Hard-boiled Wonderland and the End of the World
Beyond Good and Evil - brownbear = philosolitfag?
Recipes for Disaster: An Anarchist's Cook book

inb4 rage?

>> No.1547120

>>1545609
>>angels and demons
>2nd best of his but lakced character depth and believability
>>da vinci code
>relatively well written but still it's only good if you've never read any real literature before
>>the lost symbol
>shit ending, unbelievable, too long.
Seems like Dan Brown is the only thing OP vaguely likes.

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>Dan Brown

mfw

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>>1545463
The Broom of the System - D.F.W
The Outsider - Camus
The Wind-up Bird Chronicles - Murakami

>> No.1547141

>>1547093
>>1547093
>the looming tower
9/11 bullshit
>a confed of dunces
boring at parts never would've got published if he didn't top himself
>generation of swine
this one's his collection of newspaper shit ain't it?
he's a fucking hypocritical twat

>>1547096
>>1547096
>dominion
generic good vs evil shit
>KG's autoB
autobiography?
laughing_sluts.gif
>sophie
same shit as dominion

>>1547105
>>1547105
>the ragged blah
socialist bullshit
>john dies
absolutly wank book that just tries too damn hard
>god bless ya mr rosewater
bad writing style, the kinda short story shit.
he has better stuff

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Beyond Good and Evil
Utopia
12 Years a Slave

>> No.1547155

Do you get drunk to cope with the fact that your only friends are other tripfags on 4chan and that your life is useless to anyone, including yourself?

>> No.1547160

Brave New World

>> No.1547163

>>1547155
Awwww shit nigga... yeah.
>Problem?

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>>1547112
>>1547112
they'd be 2deep4u, maybe later
>>1547114
>>1547114
i know it came first i just wanted to make a reference to the writing style that more people would 'get' i think more people have read ulyssees than petersburg, but i preferred petersburg.

>>1547120
>>1547120
yeah he's my favourite, pic related

>>1547117
>>1547117
>hard boiled wonder
murakami has better novels than this, this is probs one of his worst.
>beyond good and evil
i feel that even though he expanded on his ideas from TSZ it was less conscise and so i prefer TSZ
>anarchists cookbook
even anarchists say this is a piece of shit

>the broom of the system
DFW is over rated and you know it, infinite jest is his best and even that isnt great.
>the outsider
camus' 2nd best, lags just like stranger and plague tho
>the wind up chronicles
murakami has better novels.

>> No.1547169

>>1547160
I have not read it yet. Is it enjoyable?

>> No.1547172

>>1547169

lol no

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>>1547172
>lol k

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>>1547155
>>1547155
no i was invited out to a birthday party however i declined because i only liked a few of the people there and the rest were phonies
>>1547144
>>1547144
>beyond g and e
read earlier post by me
>utopia
only deemed 'good' coz of when it was written, when you look at just the text it's overrated
>12 years a slave
thought this was okay, got too caught up in the historical aspects of being a slave tho

>>1547160
>>1547160
>BNW
better dystopia and sci-fi in general out there

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>>1547177

>> No.1547191

>>1547179
May you recommend any good philosophy reads my dear sir? Besides Nietzsche.

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>coz
>thought this was okay, got too caught up in the historical aspects of being a slave tho
>caught up
>being a slave

BB's Identity revealed: pic related.

>> No.1547203

>>1547198
>Brownbear
>brown

>> No.1547204

>>1547203
OMG AMAZING I HAD NO IDEA WOW
you guys are shit.

>> No.1547216

>>1547203
>>1547203
>>1547204
>>1547204
>>1547198
>>1547198

you guys only just realised i'm black?
>>1547191
>>1547191
check dat sticky son

>> No.1547219

>>1547216

How old are you BB? And have you really read all the books mentioned?

>> No.1547223

>>1547219

He seems about 17.

>> No.1547228

>>1547219
>>1547219

i am 18 and i think there have been 2 books i have not read which someone mentioned in this list

>> No.1547230

Possibility of an Island
My Idea of Fun
Things Fall Apart

>> No.1547239

>>1547228
Which were...?

>> No.1547246

>>1547130
>>1547130
>the broom of the system DFW
i don't read books written by children
>the outsider - camus
don't you mean l'etranger?
>the wind-up bird chronicles - murakami
books are a lot more rewarding when they have a proper ending

>>1547230
>>1547230
>possibility of an island
i don't read novels based on movies.
>my idea of fun
authors massively racist views clog the book up
>things fall apart
i prefer to read novels from developed peoples.


>>1547239
>>1547239
oliver twist although ive read other, better, dickens
and a history of warfare

>> No.1547256

>>1547246

>claims he has read Finnegans Wake

So, how was it?

>> No.1547257

Lolita
Nicholas Nickelby
Invisible Monsters

>> No.1547270

>>1547256

Finnegan's Wake has got to be one of the most intriguing works within it's prose- unmatched IMO. Terrence Mckenna said it was (paraphrasing) 'the greatest work of modern art'.

>> No.1547273

>possibility of an island
i don't read novels based on movies.

What movie is Possibility of an Island based on? There is a movie based on the book, but not the other way around.

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>>1547246
I think you're trying to hard.

>> No.1547276

>>1547270

and yet you cannot use the possessive of 'it' correctly. fail?

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>>1547274
>to

Has it occurred to you that maybe you aren't trying hard enough?

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>>1547256
>>1547256
a piece of cake
i mentioned that earlier.

>>1547257
>>1547257
>lolita
written by a peadophile
>nicholas nickelby
tooo long and padded out (take the first few pages for example, talking about nicholas nickelby's grandad and dad and the money and shit) the stage adaptation was a lot better.
>invisible monsters
big chuck talking about transexuals? i don't want his sexual fantasies projected into my novels

>> No.1547285

>>1547279

I agree on nickelby and monsters, but lolita's ALLEGORICAL, you silly dude. it's bad because it's outdated political commentary (though it is good writing).

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Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
Emma by Jane Austen

>> No.1547289

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Ghost Wars
Bonk

>> No.1547290

>>1547285

Relax, he's a gigantic ignorant troll/high-schooler.

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>>1547274

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>>1547274
>>1547274
shush babycakes, daddy's home.

>>1547273
>>1547273
no this was a tie-in with the movie.
the film came first.

>>1547285
>>1547285
no it was the projection of a disgusting peadophile's sexual fantasies.

>> No.1547294

>>1547290

so am i :0

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>>1545498
>>1545481
>>1545478

Seriously?

>> No.1547306

>>1547293
No. The book was 2005, the movie was 2008. You fail.

>> No.1547315

Aw, BB, you didn't do mine! >>1545867

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Green Eggs and Ham
The Road
Nineteen-Eighty-Four

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>>1547290
>>1547290

nope i'm in university
are you upset?

>>1547306
>>1547306
no you have it the other way around, there have been 2 films made which this book was a tie-in for. one with ewan macregor.

>vanity fair
>wuthering heights
>emma

all fucking shit.

>tinket tailor soldier spy
enjoyed it, too much jargon and a little flowery though
>ghost wars
non-fic 9/11 bulllshit
>bonk
more non-fic

>> No.1547332

>>1547315
>>1547315
sorry will do them now

>>1547320
>>1547320
>green eggs and ham
shitty kids book
>the road
purple prose, blood meridian is better
>1984
lacks plot and character development, prose is bad

>the doctors wife
>hojoki
>the house spirit and OS
all shitty jap drama, hi sriq btw <3

>> No.1547334
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The Bhagavad Gītā
The Bible
The Qur'an

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>>1547332
>shitty kids book
>I don't read shitty kids books
If you haven't read it, how can you judge it?

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>>1547334
>>1547334

you know you can just right click the image of captcha and press 'copy image url' and the copy into the choose file area and it shows it? it grabs it from your internet cache

>all 3 of those
silly fairytales, we read adult books round these parts

>> No.1547342

The Waves - Virginia Woolf
Age of Iron - J.M. Coetzee
Shame - Salmon Rushdie

>> No.1547346

>>1547336

lol'd

He hasn't read most of the shit, unless he starts elaborating on them. But still looks doubtful as fuck.

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>>1547346
He studies literature though. So his opinion is valid nevertheless right?

>> No.1547350

>>1547341

thanks.

Come on, man, they're a great set of fairy tales. Better than Grimm or Anderson for sure.

>> No.1547351

>>1547349

Clearly so sir, clearly.

>> No.1547354

Don't you dare Brown Bear, don't you dare. OK, do it.

Einstein's Dreams - Alan Lightman
Microserfs - Douglas Coupland
Cabal - Clive Barker

>> No.1547358

>>1547336
>>1547336
i should have made that clearer.
i don't read kid books ANYMORE because i am not a child.

>>1547342
>>1547342
>the waves VW
virginia w00lf is 10x better than this over rated bitch
>age of iron
bullshit about afrtican slaves. a total snooze fest until they burn that village down
>shame
magic realism bullshit

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>>1547358
Implying you've read every single book you have critiqued within this thread.

>> No.1547370

>>1547365
And so the highschool level dickwaving is pointed out. inb4 claims of reading every book ever, and one person's dad being able to beat up everyone else's dad.

>> No.1547384

>>1547370

Nah- it's calling retardation out. He just using wikipedia to look at plot summaries and then including an event in the novel to make it look like he read 'x' or 'y'. Funny because he doesn't know what he talking about.

>> No.1547389

>>1547384
>implying highschool level dickwaving isn't retardation
Though I suppose it's more primary school level.

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>>1547346
>>1547346
i actually HAVE read most of the books in this thread
>>1547354
>>1547354
oh my fucking god you worthless piece of shit don't even get me started on these interesting books
overall i'd say you have pretty fucking good taste!

suck it.

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>>1547396

>Clive Barker
>good

By the way hi Tom :D Remember your admirer?

>> No.1547410

>>1547358
>>1547358
>>1547358
>>1547358
>>1547358
>>1547358
>>1547358
>>1547358
>>1547358
>>1547358
captcha: op is a faggot

>> No.1547411

Zothique
Earth Abides
Cryptozoic!

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>>1547405
Hey tripster.
Of course I remember.

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>> No.1547425

Zivo Meso - Popa
Atomsk - Carmichael Smith
After the Cataclism - Chomsky

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I don't read books, I just refresh /lit/ for hours at time.

> ispilla submodule

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Now what the fuck is this shit.

>> No.1547450

>>1547438
proceed...

>> No.1547452

>>1547438
I'll never look at Danny DeVito the same way, again.

>> No.1547456

>>1547415
>>1547416
>>1547418
>>1547420
>>1547424
>>1547429
>>1547431
>>1547434
>>1547438

reported enjoy you're ban

>> No.1547458

>>1547456

>you're

>> No.1547462

>>1547415
>>1547416
>>1547418
>>1547420
>>1547424
>>1547428
>>1547429
>>1547431
>>1547434
>>1547438

See you in three days.

>> No.1547471

>>1547411
>>1547411
all shit

>>1547425
>>1547425
you're serious?
shit nigga wat are you doing.

this thread is boring me now.
no more guys, sorry.

>> No.1547473

>>1547141
>generic good vs evil shit

Nice try but idonthinkso. In one the good guy had to be killed by the bad guy and in the other, there were no good guys.

>> No.1547475

hmmm

>> No.1547478

>>1547471
I see an inability to wikipedia shit is boring now.

>> No.1547482

>>1547462
>>1547462
lol wut?

>> No.1547486

>>1547478
>>1547478

>an inability
>inability

>>1547473
>>1547473
trolololol

>> No.1547489

>>1547486
An inability to understand words.

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>>1547486
>>1547486
>>1547486

>> No.1547492

>>1547486

That's a real word, youngling.

>> No.1547494

>>1547486
sigh

>> No.1547502

>>1547492

think he meant it should be

>I see inability to wiki...

not

>I see an inability to wiki...

no wk, just sayin

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1547503

Current favorites (not listed in any order):

Norwegian Wood
Snow Crash
Of Mice and Men

>> No.1547515

Villette
Rabbit is Rich
Rabbit at Rest

>> No.1547518

>>1547502
Well that's dumb.

>> No.1547591

>>1547518
>>1547518

yeah being correct is sooo dumb!

>>1547503
>>1547503
that's nice but i ain't doing em anymore

>> No.1547606

after skimming this thread i have decided that it would require much too much effort to post in

>> No.1547626

>>1547606

Effort has never been your strong point, Fabby.

>> No.1547661

Last read:

Chainfire
Phantom
Confessor

All by Terry Goodkind.

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>>1547328
I bet you haven't even read 1 of those 3 books. Plus Vanity Fair is an amazing classic.

>> No.1547670

from modernism to postmodernism
middlemarch
mathematics and the search for knowledge

>> No.1547677

>>1547662

Is that a feline card crusher?

>> No.1547678

>>1547336
this

ITT: Conceited faggot that hasn't even read 1/5h of any of these books

>> No.1547684

A Prayer for Owen Meany- John Irving
Oryx & Crake- Margaret Atwood
Stephen King - From a Buick 8

>> No.1547685

>>1547662
>>1547662
i have read all 3 of them

>>1547678
>>1547678
you're just mad that i'm more well read, intelligent and all together more popular than you.

>> No.1547698

>>1547685
Yes, a guy who resorts to using a tripcode on 4chan out of all places to be identified. And makes his own threads in order to try and convince himself and other he's superior, is obviously popular and better than me. I really pity you.

Also tell me specific reasons for why each book isn't up to your standards.

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>> No.1547705

last 3 read
Coin Locker Babies
Things Fall Apart
Heart of Darkness

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>> No.1547714

http://www.socoflaw.net/
http://books.google.com/books?id=wk1jKOjy5AQC
http://www.amazon.com/Great-Stagnation-Low-Hanging-Eventually-ebook/dp/B004H0M8QS

come at me bro

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>>1547698
>>1547698

>resorts to
we have to have some way of identifying the God's from the cretins.
>convince
not convince, just reiterate the fact.
>i really pity you
you only try to bring me down to your level because you cannot reach mine.

>> No.1547744

>>1547728
If you're indeed so popular and intelligent, why aren't you outside with all your friends and a magnificent woman deserving of you? Because you have neither?

You say I'm trying to bring you down to my level but isn't that what you're doing, but even worse with this thread?

>> No.1547747

>>1547728
>>1547728

A Prayer for Owen Meany- John Irving
Oryx & Crake- Margaret Atwood
Stephen King - From a Buick 8

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>>1547728
>>1547728
>>1547728
>>1547728

seriously. you're intelligent, well read and popular, and you're trying to convince a bunch of your fellow basement dwellers how awesome you are on 4chan?

insecure much?

>> No.1547765

>>1547728
mfw you didn't even talk about how specifically those 3 books are 'fucking shit'

>> No.1547786

>>1547761
>>1547761
>0 marks
>he replied

>>1547744
>>1547744
it's 9pm and i think im going out later on, possibly in 45 minutes
and meeting my woman on monday

>> No.1547789

>>1547591
>thinks inability is not a noun
What course are you failing again?

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>>1547789
He's studying literature.

>> No.1547800

>>1547795
I suppose it's some flowery interpretation we peons could never possibly understand.

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>>1547800
Us lowly proles could never compare to the almighty Brownbear.

>> No.1547813

last read

that hideous strength - c.s. lewis
strata - terry pratchet
the moonstone - wilkie collins

>> No.1547826

>>1547795
Lit student here,
this has trolled me.

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1547860

i posted out a large critique of emma, wuthering heights and vanity fair but im using 4chan x updater so the quick reply box trolled me.

basically
>wuthering heights
she makes an interesting story unintersting, like frankenstein by mary shelly
>vanity fair
2d characters, see that bitch who gets married but flirts, helps her man cheat at card games and shit, story loses pace about halfway through
>emma
jane austen, a book which is just too straightforward, nothing really happens


>>1547761
>>1547761
0/10 and you replied?
oh lawdy.

>>1547744
>>1547744
going out tommorrow, staying with my girl over night, then through valentines day.

>> No.1547865

>>1547860

just cause i replied doesn't mean i got trolled you fucking stupid asshole.

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>>1547860
>>1547860
>>1547860
>>1547860
>>1547860

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found this rare photo of op, thought i'd share

>> No.1547870

The Brothers Karamazov
The Kindly Ones
Hope (André Malraux)

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>>1547865
>>1547865

stop being so mad over 4chan man
internet aint so muh srs bsns

>> No.1547875

>>1547872
>>1547865

They have hit the rock bottom and... keep digging.

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>>1547872
>>1547872

>> No.1547880

Favourites-
Homage to Catalonia
The Big Sleep
Trainspotting

Last Read-
Franny and Zooey
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
A Clockwork Orange

>> No.1547881

A Clockwork Orange
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Slaughter-house Five

Last Three Read:
The Sentimentalist
A Tale Of Two Cities
Vanity Fair

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A Clockwork Orange
Amerika
The Picture of Dorian Gray

>> No.1547907

Richard Yates
Shoplifting from American Apparel
Tao Lin

>> No.1547912

>>1547865
Actually, the basis of all trolling is to get a response/reaction.
Therefore, any further posting/acknowledgement means you have indeed been trolled.

>> No.1547914

>>1547912
>>1547912
>>1547912
ummmmm no one has been trolled by this shithead in the entire thread. I'm just marvelling at his horrible taste in literature.

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Sir, you are most definitely mad.

>> No.1547932

>mfw he's claimed to hate every book ever made ever.
(EVER)

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>>1547917
>>1547917
lol.

>> No.1547940

>>1547907
Fuck off Tao.

>> No.1547948

>>1547886
>>1547886
> ACO
overrated burgess, he's written better
>amerika
worst kafka out there overly wrong and the writing style hasn't developed to his best stuff yet
> a pic of dorian grey
overrated and full of useless stuff
dat fucking decor

>> No.1547974

still haven't said shit about mine:

A Prayer for Owen Meany- John Irving
Oryx & Crake- Margaret Atwood
Stephen King - From a Buick 8
(last 3 read)

>> No.1547976

>>1547948
What the hell did he write that was better? I thought you hated every novel that exists...

>> No.1547988

>>1547881
>>1547881
>ACO
read other posts
>HGTTG
scifi bullshit, if you're looking to 'escape reality' kill yourself.
>SH5
vonnegout pretentious bullshit with no character development

>> No.1547993

>>1547988
How does Vonnegut lack in character development? In your humble opinion, how could he improve on this, Brownbear?

>> No.1547995

>yfw everyone's too lazy to report this shit