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15435802 No.15435802 [Reply] [Original]

Post your short story ideas. It's not like they're going anywhere.

>> No.15435856

>>15435802
Everyone dies. The beginning.

>> No.15435874

>>15435802
>let me steal your short story ideas

>> No.15435893

>>15435802
Vampires
Werewolves
Witches
Angels
Demons
Magic

All in an urban fantasy setting

>> No.15435976

Von Gogh's ghost is pissed off people keep cutting their ears off to imitate his tragedies for their own personal success and begins to haunt those he suspects are planning to do it which drives them mad enough to kill themselves.

>> No.15436027

>>15435802
i fucked your dad

>> No.15436036

A fiction story where OP wasn't a fag. You're right with the fact that it isn't going anywhere though.

>> No.15436067

An old man living alone after the death of his wife receives a book from a long-deceased friend and decides to read it, only to realize it's blank.
After a heavy rain, the book falls from a shelf and open to a random page with a "Hello, how was your day? I am DD." inscribed.
The old man curiously responds under the line and the next day, a new inscription appears on the same page.
Communication ensues but, DD refuses to answer pertaining to its identity.
The old man is stimulated by the exchange and devises a way to find who that person may be through seemingly innocent questions over the years, only to find out that DD is not human but a bonafide Genie.
Asking for the resurrection of his dead wife, DD tells him they won't be able to communicate ever again but the old man is stubborn: the wish is granted and the wife comes back. The man, albeit content, now feels an unexplainable void at the loss of another friend.

>> No.15436228

>Corona victims are discovered with traces of fecal matter inside
>there is a serial killer on the loose during the pandemic
>this killer eats nothing but beans and cabbage
>they kill by incapacitating the patients, then exploding their longs via a tube connected to her ass
>she braps so hard and so much directly into the lungs of the corona patients, their lungs explode
>police slowly close in, but the head detective gets the virus and ends up in the hospital
>the killer is actually a nurse and becomes the final victim
>the pandemic ends and everyone forgets about the killings

>> No.15437407

PIGE

>> No.15437435

>>15436036
That would be impossible to write. No one could do it.

>> No.15437438

>>15435893
make them black and gay and you will un ironically sell millions

>> No.15437446
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15437446

>>15435802
Seeing a copypasta posted on 4chan a aspiring author, struggling to write something reluctantly brings himself to use the story idea. The result is good, he thinks it's better than anything he has ever written before. In fact he shows it to friends, one of these friends says that they've just met someone who works for a magazine.
A few days go by our aspiring author gets into a discussion about Jerzy Kosiński, and the accusations of plagiarism with his friend, "I dunno man, AI is pretty good now, universities have programs that can find this easily".
That same day our budding author gets a call, it's from a editor of a short story collection - they love the story, they love it so much they want to buy the publishing rights to it. Our aspiring author naturally agrees. Flash forward to him signing the contract that asserts that he and he alone is the originator of the idea.
The editor encourages him to write another story, but everything he writes is dissatisfying. He procrastinates by browsing 4chan and he sees something, it's an idea... a really good idea... he's so tempted to use it. But he starts sweating. He plays out in his mind what would happen if he was accused of plagiarism, his career dead on arrival. And then he sees a copypasta... the copypasta that inspired his story! He reads it carefully and realizes that he changed it a lot... and the original wasn't that great... he truly made it his own.

>> No.15437453

>>15436067
Really good actually. Good work!

>> No.15437469

A young woman who loves an Andre Rieu type figure gets to go backstage at one of his shows with her grandmother. However Rieu's assistants take her away from the other old lady's and she feels a bit unsafe, there's roses and champagne in the room and she's convinced that she's being groomed so Rieu will fuck her. She discretely tries to leave, but let's lost Spinal Tap style in the backstage area, and pushes on a door to see Rieu balls deep in her grandmother.
He likes silver foxes with silver boxes, not young attractive women like the narrator.

>> No.15437646

>>15436067
lol why'd you post this i'm totally going to steal this idea

>> No.15437703

>>15435802
pige

>> No.15437708

>>15437453
Thanks, pal! I started writing this a while ago but felt blocked over something so I never finished it.
>>15437646
I don't mind, go ahead as long as you don't proclaim this storyline as totally your own.

>> No.15437715

>>15437708
who am i supposed to credit it to then?

>> No.15437729

>>15437715
A friend ;j

>> No.15437761

>>15435802
A maid for a tyrannical queen encounters a merman and finds comfort when she talks with him.

>> No.15437784

War veterans have life changing experiences in the battle field only to go home and find their nations pozzed and ruled by globo homo

>> No.15437786

>>15437784
Literally the plot of The Forever War

>> No.15438293

>>15435802
I have an idea for a film I'd like to make in 10 years time, it's about the main character stumbling on immortality and pretending he's Jesus, fucking with the world etc. It would be a black comedy in vein of El dia de la Bestia and would serve as a mockery of the United States.

>> No.15438358

>>15435802
Post your pige, it's not like he's going anywhere.
>>15435856
Pige dies. The beginning.
>>15435893
You forgot piges
>>15435976
Pige's ghost is pissed off
>>15436027
Pige fucked your dad.
>>15436036
A non-fiction story where pige wasn't a fag, but you were
>>15436067
Pige living alone after the death of his wife
>>15436228
Pige on the loose during the pandemic
>>15437446
Pige plagiarizes copypasta
>>15437469
A woman love a Pige type figure
>>15437761
A maid finds comfort in talking with pige
>>15438293
Dia del pige

>> No.15438371

>>15436067
ending is the strongest bit I reckon
>>15438293
that has some potential, not familiar with that film. But I like the idea of an immortal troll

>> No.15438373

>>15438358
>Dia del pige
Lmao, gonna include that line as a nod to thee.

>> No.15438386

>>15438371
I recommend you watch it, it's a really good black comedy and the main punchline is just brilliant.

>> No.15438402

Currently I'm using my experiences as a much younger infantryman in Afghanistan as a springboard to explore my ideas on mortality, identity, post traumatic stress, and dissociation and to try to open a genuinely authentic window into as much of wartime Afghanistan as I possibly can. The world lacks a seminal work of fiction which defines the essence of the GWOT era, and I'm going to try to capture it. I'm probably going to fail, but I'm not going to let that stop me from trying.

>> No.15438404

>>15438386
Can't promise I'll watch it but looking up the logline on IMDB it seems like a great/hilarious premise. The inherit tension between him and sin.

>> No.15438406

>>15438402
Sounds great, best of luck with it.

>> No.15438417

>>15438404
If you add it to your backlog, good enough.

>> No.15440025

Auschwitz, 1944.
Two guards are on a coffe break and talk about trivial stuff. One calls another guard a psycho because he enjoys his job.