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Best /lit/erature on finding a Christian waifu? Only looking for legitimate suggestions which have already helped people.

>> No.15432340

>>15432335
>"Christian" """"waifu""""
>he doesn't know

>> No.15432617

>>15432340
What

>> No.15432915

I genuinely interested in this thread.

>> No.15432957

>>15432335
king james bible

>> No.15432972

>>15432335
You get a bible then join a congregation and participate in their bible studies and whatever else they got going on, there you will meet your future wife. It's not rocket surgery.

>> No.15432973

>joining a religion just for "waifus"

>> No.15432984

>>15432973

I think the OP is Christian.

>> No.15433000

It's Kierkegaard recommended?

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15433005

>where can i find a tradcath wife?

>> No.15433027

>>15433000
nah you dont want a smart bitch

>> No.15433264

>>15432972
>there you will meet your future wife
what does one do after meeting her physically?

>> No.15433302

>Tradcatholics wanting lives
Tradcat here. Just be celibate.

>> No.15433303

>>15433264

Wait until marriage until you answer that question anon. We already know what it’s about and the answer is no.

>> No.15433311

>>15433302
*wives

>> No.15433317

>>15433264
Nut in her butt

>> No.15433394

>>15433303
I mean if I see the girl, how do I know she is my future wife?

>> No.15433555

>>15432915
This.

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15433572

In better times on /lit/ this thread would have already been deleted. Fuck off, OP.

>> No.15433573

>>15432335
I need some books for my Mormon wives. They keep draining my balls and I need to keep them busy.

>> No.15433577

>>15432335
But if you encounter a trad Christian waifu on the internet, you scare her away with "REEEEE ROASTIES REEEEEEE"
Stop that, for starters

>> No.15433589

>>15433572
probably the best thread we've had this week. actual life lessons to be learned with literature.

>> No.15433599

>trad
Females become more trad as their male does. So finding a genuine believer would be enough unless she is completely pozzed.

>> No.15433743

Have you considered the book of mormon

>> No.15434783

>>15433005
This. Man up and get a real woman, not cuck to religion for some brainwashed ragdoll.

>> No.15434797

>>15433005
I wonder what kind of person posted this.

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>>15433005

>> No.15435249

Bump.

>> No.15435445

>>15433302
based and resigned-pilled