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>author lived past 30

>> No.15419012

>>15418986
Oh shit that means I only have less than two years to pump out my great American novel, find a publisher, get famous, get #metoo’d, and hang myself.

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15419014

>arthur rimmed vast dirty

>> No.15419021

>>15418986
This is why I play the lottery instead of invest in a Roth 401k. Even if employer matches and even if I do the maximum legal limit of 20k a year, I won't see much gains until I'm at least 40, then it would take 5+ years to get a disability exemption to withdraw from it without penalty prematurely. 45 at the earliest to legit make it. Oh well, for me, it's the mega millions and Powerball. I'd play cash4life if they offered it in my state.

>> No.15419582

>>15419021
based idiot

>> No.15419802

>>15419582
No he is a retard

>> No.15419811

>>15419021
you should head over to /biz/ you degenerate gambler, better odds there

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15419815

>writer records themselves farting in a bathtub whilst giggling like a girl

>> No.15419830

>>15418986

My boy Lautréamont DABBING on these old fools

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>>15418986
>author doesn’t die by the katana

>> No.15420049

>>15418986
the intellect ripens with age, OP. youth is for sex

>> No.15421429

>>15418986
My momma didn't allow me to publish and get famous before the age of 28. She said that kills people.

>> No.15421436

>>15418986
>author refuses to die
>nor was he ever born
based

>> No.15421437

>author was married, had children or ever had sex

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>>15420049
IQ goes down though.

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>>15421437
Based.

>> No.15421504

>>15419014
kek, good post

>> No.15422396

>>15421461
Iq is meaningless

>> No.15422403

>>15420022
Larping isn't cool.

>> No.15422407

>find an author who didn't marry and died alone
>he was a closeted homosexual

Why does this happen every time?

>> No.15422423

>>15422396
Take it up with the science, if you can prove that you will become the most celebrated thinker in the field and you'll also be on the frontpage of every major newspaper. Intellectually speaking it would propably be the happiest day of my life. But of course that won't happen, you just don't know what you're talking about.

>> No.15422458

>>15422403
It's not really larping when you actually do it.

>> No.15422468

>>15418986
>OP posted pepe the frog