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Tripfags.

Murder one.
Enslave one.
Make one a mod.

>> No.1541046

>murder
truman capote
>enslave
brownbear
>mod
d&e

>> No.1541052

if i would be in a room with hitler, george w bush and tybrax and i had a gun with 2 bullets i would shoot tybrax twice because hitler and bush 0wn hard!!!

>> No.1541055

Murder: Brunestud. Eat his heart and gain his strength.
Enslave: D&E. Show him the true meaning of pleasure and pain.
Mod: Vdubby. Because if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

>> No.1541057

>>1541052
everything about this post tells me you are a fucking jackass slut

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>>1541046

:c

>> No.1541062

>>1541046
actually no, i'd enslave fabulous and make him do unfabulous and becoming things.

>> No.1541064

>>1541060
when was the last time you saw me? did you get it from the last tip i gave?

>> No.1541076

>>1541064

You said we made eye contact.

But nobody makes eye contact in the mitchell.

Do you work in starbucks?

>> No.1541078

Why would an Anon make a thread about tripfags on a lit board?

Yeah. They wouldn't.

>> No.1541080

>murder
d&e. If you cut off the head, the body will die.
>enslave
onionring, for obvious reasons
>mod
Truman Capote. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

>> No.1541081

Can I only murder one?

If so, then probably D&E

Enslave Virginia W00F cos he ocassionally makes me laugh, so I'd keep him around.

Make fabulous a mod (you hardly ever see the mods in /lit/ so it would get rid of the annoying tit)

>> No.1541085

>>1541080
>onionring, for obvious reasons

I was gone during the advent of onionring so I'm a little bit in the dark. What's so special about him? I mean he's a solid poster I guess but I'm curious about why this is obvious.

>> No.1541089

>>1541085

he is a she.

>> No.1541098

>>1541089
but he said he has a girlfri-
ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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1541109

Tripfags

>> No.1541111

who gives a fuck about tripfaggots? this thread was probably made by one posting as anon.

worst thread in /lit/

>> No.1541119

>>1541076
i didnt say it was in the mitchell though i saw you there once.

>> No.1541120

>>1541109
effing love gangbangs

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1541125

>murder
Brownbear
>enslave
D&E
>mod
Tybrax

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1541128

>Murder one.
eh i don't really want to...but Capsguy, to stop him getting a books read in a year high score
>Enslave one.
virginiaw00lf so we can be bros
<3
barring that Truman Capote so we can listen to radiohead together
HE KNOWS WHAT I'M REFERRING TO.

>Make one a mod.
myself, why give a woman a mans job?

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>>1541125
>mfw Braxmod
>mfw no scifi/fantasy allowed
>>1541128
>mfw bromance

all apply

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>>1541125

>> No.1541139
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>>1541137

>> No.1541140

>>1541137
i wouldnt ban scifi/fantasy asshat i'd be a fucking great mod, even lenient due to the extra criticism i'd get being me.

>> No.1541146

>Murder
Tybrax, Mogwai, D&E
>Enslave
Capsguy
>Mod
Onion, Isabelle, or Virginia

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1541147

>>1541128

I don't wanna talk about that.

>> No.1541150

>>1541137
>>1541137

:(

>> No.1541151

>>1541146
of all the most boring to enslave, why caps?

>> No.1541152

>ctrl+f
>"tofu"

Oh bullshit! I'm the Masta Killa of the DIamond Dozen

>> No.1541153

>>1541140
please just tell me goodbye tybrax

>> No.1541159

>>1541151
He's the most attractive. I'd make him my sex slave. Him or Brownbear. Brownbear is kind of attractive in that scrawny kid kind of way.

>> No.1541162

>>1541150
Don't misinterpret that face brajh. I welcome your e-affection.
>>1541140
You bitch liar. Be nice to Fab.

>> No.1541163

>>1541147
>>1541147

:(
i have it saved <3

>>1541159
>>1541159
i'm slim, not scrawny, pretty toned bro.
you mirin?

>> No.1541172

>>1541163
pics BB? I wanna know what's considered more attractive than me around here.

inb4 bald jokes

>> No.1541176

>>1541172
You're a pretty sexy bald man. I have to admit.

>>1541163
Maybe if you post a picture.

>> No.1541174

>>1541163
>toned fat
hmmm

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1541177

permaban all who partake in this thread

>> No.1541196

>>1541172

do it

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>>1541176

>> No.1541210

>>1541206
>>1541206

come to
http:tiny_chat.com/litclub
remove the _
i'm on cam bro

>> No.1541211

>>1541206
Okay I'd make you my sex slave as well. Didn't you just say you were gay in the other thread though?

>> No.1541214 [DELETED] 

It would be nice if any of these guys came out with a cool book, but I guess Bruce Sterling and Vernor Vinge prove that Usenet's poster quality is miles ahead of /lit/'s.

>> No.1541219

It would be nice if any of these guys came out with a cool book, but I guess Charles Stross and Vernor Vinge prove that Usenet's poster quality is miles ahead of /lit/'s.

>> No.1541222

>>1541211
Impersonator. Note the code being either bold or not.

But yeah I act gay on /lit/ anyway so w/e

>> No.1541225

>>1541222
only to you

>> No.1541228

>>1541210
Can't access it for whatever reason. Oh well. You'll be as I imagine you in my mind's eye.
>>1541219
>higher quality than /lit/
Don't say stupid things. People will think you're stupid.

>> No.1541229

>>1541228
I don't see any of us winning Hugo prizes

>> No.1541237

>>1541228
>>1541228

yeah i'm having trouble connecting too, i'd post a pic but people would save it and make creepy images...

>> No.1541239

>>1541229
You don't see any of us winning Hugo prizes YET

>> No.1541245

>>1541239
>>1541239
join now it's working

>> No.1541247

>>1541239
Impossible. We all seem trapped in venerating past and famous authors, while not even realizing the sheer potential and beauty of the means by which we communicate, and its implications.

If great artists create works that epitomize the zeitgeist, I see none of that here.

>> No.1541255

i'd murder the one that started this thread
and that's it

>> No.1541259

>>1541247
Mang but you don't know what the posters here might be creating when they're not fucking about online.

>> No.1541260

Tripfags are a bunch of faggots.

Yeah. I said it.

>> No.1541263

>physically liquidate
huppert

>exile
onionring

>puppet ruler
brownboor

>> No.1541339

>>1541159
>He's the most attractive. I'd make him my sex slave. Him or Brownbear. Brownbear is kind of attractive in that scrawny kid kind of way.
>capsguy
>brownbear
>most attractive
terrible taste detected.

>> No.1541342

What is this thread even about?

>> No.1541346

>>1541263
you are like that kid who hogs all the toys

>> No.1541363

Can anyone name another board that doesn't have as many elitist faggy tripfags as this board?

>> No.1541369

>>1541363
/mu/ or /fa/

enjoy

>> No.1541371

>>1541363
Most of us aren't very e/lit/ist brajh. Very inclusive tripfriends up in this piece.

>> No.1541373

>>1541369
/mu/ is elitist but not as faggy as some of the tripfags here.

/fa/ don't go there often so not sure.

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>>1541363

> tripfags
> elitist

Anybody can be a tripfag, bro. All it takes is a tripcode and a penis that's a little on the small side.

Moderately grotesque labia also accepted.

>> No.1541385

>>1541375
Is the penis thing based on statistics or on the size of the penises around you?

Because y'know it's all relative.

>> No.1541441

>>1541339
>>1541339

HA
you silly sausage

>> No.1541487

>>1541385

> statistics
> implying this is /sci/

But srsly tho: I feel like I'm constantly surrounded by every penis b/c of the patriarchy and rape culture, so I can't know where the statistical penis ends and the real penis begins. I just know that they must meet somewhere. So maybe it--being a tripfag--is not really about your actual penis but the idea of a penis, and whether you feel like covering it up under the thin gauzy veil of Anonymous is repressive or not.

Also, being uncut helps.