[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 24 KB, 413x550, 71Pkg5RcBQL._AC_SY550_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15388691 No.15388691[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

if i unironically become a saint in this life, does my family like automatically get into heaven if i pray for them?

>> No.15388697

>>15388691
Praying is useless. God already has a plan. Heaven is not what you think it is. Your soul is egoless.

>> No.15388703

>>15388691
First off, what denomination of christian are you? It really depends

>> No.15388712

>>15388703
catholic ofc if i believe saints are a thing.

>> No.15388729

>>15388712
Ah, ok. In that case, I don't think that you being a good person and having divine favor with God would give your family an automatic pass to paradise if you put a good word in with God for them. Each person has to accept Christ on their own accord, nobody else can do it for them.

>> No.15388738

>>15388712
Stop visiting racist websites like /pol/. Chesterton said something slighly anti-semitic and they decided not to make him a saint.

>> No.15388740

>>15388738
just because he isn't acknowledged as a saint on earth, doesn't mean he is a saint. also i haven't browsed /pol/ in years.

>> No.15388750

The prayer of a righteous man is effective.

>> No.15388771

I heard this story of a Scottish man who converted to Catholicism, his when his protestant mother died he had a mystical vision that she was microwaving in hell and told him that Mary was his new mother from then on. If we can know anything from Christianity it's that God loves to microwave people

>> No.15388781

>>15388771
Microwave bad people*

>> No.15388798

>>15388781
According to Yahweh that means missing a single mass

>> No.15388805

>>15388798
after going the pat two months with no Mass, i don't think i'll ever miss another one as long as i live once they open back up.

>> No.15388819
File: 167 KB, 1100x1394, 54354353476746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15388819

>>15388805
What do you think of Yahweh having a hard on for microwaving unbaptized babies?

>> No.15388822

>>15388819
1. invincible ignorance is a thing
2. even if he does, i don't care because i'm just a retarded man and i don't know shit compared to him.

>> No.15388827

Hell makes no sense.

>> No.15388830

You posted on 4chan.
There is no hope for you now.

>> No.15388832

>>15388822
If invincible ignorance is legitimate you should be an antinatalist to protect babies before they can be punished by Yahweh's infernal cosmic microwave