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[Anonymous No.15383993]

[Anonymous No.15384029]

[Anonymous No.15384033]

classic

[Anonymous No.15384068]

>>15383993

[Anonymous No.15384072]

>>15384068
>everyone is as retarded as me, therefore they must be faking it when they say they understand something I don't

[Anonymous No.15384077]

Lmao you pathetic pseuds never fail to make me laugh with your "lit humor" threads

Face it, most bugmen will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

[Anonymous No.15384078]

>>15383993
https://youtu.be/gEyFH-a-XoQ

[Anonymous No.15384098]

>>15384072
She's right, though. Faulkner is convoluted trash.

[Anonymous No.15384100]

>>15384077
>humour is humorous
Man solves life. World peace achieved. Where to do I send you your nobel prize?

[Anonymous No.15384121]

>>15384029
Of course Stirner would wear crocs.

[Anonymous No.15384125]

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[Anonymous No.15384199]

>>15383993
Houellebecq on covid-19:
>Banal virus...no redeeming qualities... It's not even sexually transmitted.

[Anonymous No.15384200]

[Anonymous No.15384284]

>>15384098
This was on As I Lay Dying, one of his most accessible novels.

But leaving all of that aside, why have this haughty, closed-minded approach to literature? You have to approach lit with a spirit of humility and patience. If a work is hard to understand, especially a work that has high critical acclaim, it's on the reader to parse through carefully and slowly, read annotations and criticisms, read through several times, and come at it with the mindset of someone trying to understand. More often than not the book will reward patient reading. If it does not, then the book is substanceless and therefore bad. It is not bad on account of its difficulty, but because the treasure was not worth the dig.
The problem with these people is that they view literature in the same way they view every other entertainment medium. They want to sit comfortably with a book in their hands like they do when they watch their Netflix program and be immersed into a cheap, trite world of suspense and climax. They do not allow for any experimentation with language, any examination of the philosophical and psychological problems we face, or any attempt at snatching the Sublime. This is not bad in itself but for such a person to then pick up a book which does all these things and approach it with the same mindset that they have when they read "SEXY DIARY VOLUME IV: IS THE HOT BDSM BILLIONAIRE THE KILLER?" and not only dismiss it but accuse everyone else of secretly hating it too is downright idiocy.

[Anonymous No.15384298]

>>15384077
Is this Thomas Ligotti

[Anonymous No.15384313]

>>15384068
>i didn't get it
>i'm smart by the way
>fuck you
>i'm nice by the way
if you have to do this just don't post the review

[Anonymous No.15384334]

>>15384033
Based stirnerite

[Anonymous No.15384346]

>>15384068
>at the risk of sounding inmodest, I am bright
Woah, bros

[Anonymous No.15384360]

>>15384125
gotta keep the penguins cool

[Anonymous No.15384371]

>>15384125
Bruh that's cool

[Anonymous No.15384378]

>>15383993
Filtering Marxists out of any group is a good way to actually start being productive.

[Anonymous No.15384568]

>>15383993

[Anonymous No.15384590]

>>15384199
>not even sexually transmitted
that would be amazing

[Anonymous No.15384667]

[Anonymous No.15384684]

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[Anonymous No.15384783]

>>15384068
Faulkner is shit though, all of his works are a fucking disappointment

[Anonymous No.15385047]

[Anonymous No.15385051]

>>15384029
based

[Anonymous No.15385214]

>>15384078
lol :)

[Anonymous No.15385227]

>>15384199
It's been found in semen, so there's a good chance it's sexually transmitted.

[Anonymous No.15385272]

>>15384667
The best one in the thread

[Anonymous No.15385306]

>>15384667
Lost

[Anonymous No.15385309]

>>15385047
>Wittgenstein declared that it did not much matter to him what he ate, as long as it always remained the same, he insisted on eating bread and cheese at all his meals
Was his philosophy just a side effect of some vitamin deficiency?

[Anonymous No.15385337]

[Anonymous No.15385384]

>>15385047
>absolutely so!

[Anonymous No.15385432]

>>15385309

a side effect of extreme autism more like

[Anonymous No.15385438]

>>15385047
Unequivocally based

[Anonymous No.15385449]

>>15385432
and how is autism caused? exactly

[Anonymous No.15385455]

>>15384783
This. Talentless loser propped up by the mainstream.

[Anonymous No.15385563]

>>15384667
enjoyed
>>15384696
time to upgrade it
>>15385047
classic
>>15385337
based boomer

[Anonymous No.15385621]

>>15384125
Crack open a cold one with the boys

[Anonymous No.15385627]

>>15384200
The correct version would have those two flipped

[Anonymous No.15385698]

>>15385449
Polio vaccines on infants

[Anonymous No.15385704]

>>15384568
Thank god for AC.

[Anonymous No.15385710]

>>15384100
Think you missed the point bud.

[Anonymous No.15385712]

[Anonymous No.15385742]

>>15385698
If an infant doesn't get the vaccines, and everybody else does, how will he ever get Polio? Anti-vax makes sense

[Anonymous No.15385750]

[Anonymous No.15387094]

>>15385712
a classic

[Anonymous No.15387120]

>>15384125
Shiggy.

[Anonymous No.15387125]

>>15385627
Why? It works that way (you'd know if you knew the play as well as you know the meme).

[Anonymous No.15387129]

>>15385742
You can get polio from the vaccine sometimes.

[Anonymous No.15387328]

>>15385337
I'm sure an ironic, comedic observation, but what a vapid argument. The "reward" for getting kicked in the nuts, insofar as there is one, is visceral pain and ephemeral humiliation.

Giving birth literally yields life.

[Anonymous No.15388491]

>>15385750
me too man

[Anonymous No.15388514]

>>15384033
بايسد اند كافر-پلد

[Anonymous No.15388518]

>>15384033
What a chad

[Anonymous No.15388549]

>>15385227
>It's been found in semen

Better watch out then.

[Anonymous No.15388556]

>>15384199
i love him

[Anonymous No.15388569]

>>15384667
this is the most autistic thing i've seen in awhle

[Anonymous No.15388583]

>>15384684
Why doesn't the guy on the left just spend some of his money to lower himself to happiness

[Anonymous No.15388601]

[Anonymous No.15388699]

[Anonymous No.15388992]

[Anonymous No.15388996]

>>15388583
Because he believes there is another, even higher opening that only more money will allow him to view through.

[Anonymous No.15389052]

>>15384568
Based and Camus pilled

[Anonymous No.15389226]

>>15387328
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU AUTISTIC WOMAN

[Anonymous No.15389236]

[Anonymous No.15389807]

>>15388699
Is this the beta orbiter mindset taken to its ultimate conclusion?

[Anonymous No.15389822]

Can someone post that meme with four anime girls about german idealism. The on where they hold each other's tits.

[Anonymous No.15390039]

[Anonymous No.15390077]

>>15389822
wtf, now I'm curious

[Anonymous No.15390117]

>>15389822
I like tits

[Anonymous No.15390174]

>>15388699
>In high-school Pat was something of a class clown. His hobbies included reading a novel or two a day and giving relationship advice to all his friends despite the fact that he had never so much as kissed a girl. He also role-played and wrote terrible stories about elves. He was pretty much a geek.

>Most of Pat's adult life has been spent in the University Wisconsin Stevens Point. In 1991 he started college in order to pursue a career in chemical engineering, then he considered clinical psychology. In 1993 he quit pretending he knew what he wanted to do with his life, changed his major to "undecided," and proceeded to study whatever amused him. He also began writing a book....

>For the next seven years Pat studied anthropology, philosophy, eastern religions, history, the blade, alchemy, parapsychology, literature, and writing. He studied six different martial arts, practiced improv comedy, learned how to pick locks, and became a skilled lover of women. He also began writing a satirical advice column which he continues to this day: The College Survivial Guide. Through all of this he continued to work on his novel.

[Anonymous No.15390177]

this board is a gay circlejerk

[Anonymous No.15390593]

>>15384068
this is verbatim every thread about modern art

[Anonymous No.15390596]

>>15384098
>faulkner is convoluted trash
imagine not knowing this is precisely why he's so based

[Anonymous No.15390606]

>>15385047

[Anonymous No.15390611]

>>15385227
well, you can rest easy then anon

[Anonymous No.15390626]

>>15388992
i'll never not be impressed by how this template can be used by any board and be 110% accurate

[Anonymous No.15390628]

>>15390174
pat is an inspiration to us all

[Anonymous No.15390758]

>>15383993
wtf i love acclerationsim now

[Anonymous No.15390934]

>>15384175
kek

[Anonymous No.15390965]

>>15384667
drawings of hindu religious figures are so creepy

[Anonymous No.15391102]

>>15384125
great idea to keep some in the freeze for an emergency

[Anonymous No.15391295]

>>15384077
Next time post this with a Canadian Author.
Checked.

[Anonymous No.15391339]

>>15387328
Filtered by a... boomer meme...?

[Anonymous No.15391378]

>>15383993
nick land seems cool but he's actually a gay retard

[Anonymous No.15391401]

>>15387328
Is this the power of womanly logic?

[Anonymous No.15391435]

>>15384068
how immodest can you get?

[Anonymous No.15391445]

>>15384568
Based berber

[Anonymous No.15391458]

[Anonymous No.15391474]

>>15385621
or turn a page with the boys

[Anonymous No.15391477]

[Anonymous No.15391620]

>>15391458
Y E S

[Anonymous No.15391743]

>>15391477
pp status: hard

[Anonymous No.15391761]

>>15391458
i literally do not remember any of this from the shield

[Anonymous No.15391770]

>>15385710
Et tu ?

[Anonymous No.15392296]

>>15385337
crush my cock with a rock I must
maximum pain I must endure
ok here we go

[Anonymous No.15392531]

>>15391477
Holy shit.
Never skip leg day.

[Anonymous No.15393082]

>>15384068
Based
Fualkner is fucking gay

[Anonymous No.15393425]

[Anonymous No.15393439]

[Anonymous No.15393584]

>>15393425
What the fuck am I looking at

[Anonymous No.15393762]

>>15384284
I'll be honest, I've hardly read any Faulkner at all. In fact, only about five chapters of Pylon, which out of distractedness and other reading priorities I keep returning to only to drop and need to begin again. This is all to say, "confettispatter" is perhaps one of the greatest words I have ever read. I don't even have to know any academic analysis of Faulkner to know that he is truly one of the greats. That single word of what I understand to be one of his less well-known works is superior in my mind to the first three chapters of Infinite Jest, the first five chapters of Dubliners, the first ten chapters of Farewell to Arms (though A Sun Also Rises was pretty good), and the entirety of the Great Gatsby. It may also be better than Song of Solomon (the book), but I stayed up until 6am to finish that one because I couldn't put it down, and therefore do not remember much except the protagonist flying (or perhaps only allegorically flying) into the sky. It is on-par with the first 45 poems of Seamus Heaney's 100 Poems, and significantly better than the first page of his Beowulf translation. In fact, I would only rank it behind the first 10 of Shakespeare's Sonnets, the first chapter of The Brothers Karamazov, the Confessions of Augustine,the first seven chapters of Genesis, Judith, Job, Song of Songs (which is the Song of Solomon), Proverbs, Wisdom, Ecclesiastes, Ecclesiasticus, the Gospel of Matthew, and the Gospel of John. Definitely better than the Necromancer, which was just depressing and anti-climactic.

All that said, I've not really read too much else worth bringing up, so maybe I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.15393772]

>>15393762
*Excuse me, I meant Neuromancer.

[Anonymous No.15393779]

>>15393439

how can one man be so based

[Anonymous No.15393817]

>>15393425
Noice.

[Anonymous No.15394354]

>>15393425

[Anonymous No.15394891]

>>15383993

[Anonymous No.15394903]

[Anonymous No.15394950]

>>15384068
>83 comments
lmfao

[Anonymous No.15395010]

>>15385337
cringe boomer doesn’t know the euphoria of cock and ball torture

[Anonymous No.15395011]

>>15394354
I wanna find the picture in that tomboy post.

[Anonymous No.15395023]

>>15395011
Nevermind, it's not as good as I hoped
https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/a/image/1443/81/1443815650659.png

[Anonymous No.15395547]

[Anonymous No.15395784]

>>15384125
nothing like a nice book chilled to perfection

[Anonymous No.15395795]

>>15384200
pretty funny

[Anonymous No.15395839]

>>15385337
surprisingly profound

[Anonymous No.15395970]

>>15395839
a daring synthesis

[Anonymous No.15396043]

>>15389236
i chuckled

[Anonymous No.15396048]

>>15395839

[Anonymous No.15396084]

>>15393584
the official harry potter chart, you newshitter

[Anonymous No.15396104]

>>15384068
I feel pretty much the same

[Anonymous No.15396138]

>>15385047
HOT
ZIGGETY

[Anonymous No.15396154]

>>15396048
kek

[Anonymous No.15396374]

>>15391761
its an awful show anyway better to not remember

[Anonymous No.15396569]

>>15396048

[Anonymous No.15396604]

>>15396569

[Anonymous No.15396618]

>>15396604

[Anonymous No.15396637]

[Anonymous No.15396903]

I'm disappointed with the results.

[Anonymous No.15397451]

[Anonymous No.15397471]

>>15384072
Add trolls and this perfectly encapsulates /lit/

[Anonymous No.15397529]

>>15384068
She's right, you know.

[Anonymous No.15397928]

>>15385047
>he began to wear a vintage 1920s fedora
fucking based

[Anonymous No.15397938]

[Anonymous No.15397985]

[Anonymous No.15397997]

[Anonymous No.15398243]

>>15397997
6-year-old kid wins.
6-year-old kid always wins.

[Anonymous No.15398248]

>>15398243

[Anonymous No.15398269]

>>15398248

[Anonymous No.15398276]

>>15398269

[Anonymous No.15398372]

>>15398243
Fuck me that's funny

[Anonymous No.15398414]

>>15398372
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.15398495]

>>15398414

[Anonymous No.15398510]

>>15398495

[Anonymous No.15398550]

>>15398510

[Anonymous No.15398576]

>>15384125
The Jew fears the in-fridge librarian.

[Anonymous No.15398605]

>>15387129
You get it everytime, that is how vaccines work

[Anonymous No.15398655]

>>15388996
He would be correct to believe so.

[Anonymous No.15398796]

>>15398414
Nice fuck faggotry

[Anonymous No.15398808]

>>15398550
You are a terribly newfaggy person, but I am also incredibly late in asking this, but what is this show depicted?

[Anonymous No.15398823]

>>15398808
I believe that this show narrates the acts and feelings of a family of car tunners, the pops being a traditionalist boomer and the son being less than the wank stain on his mother skirt he should be in the first place.
Drama ensues, then the cars go broom broom.
3/10 Bad show, good meme template.

[Anonymous No.15398831]

>>15398796

[Anonymous No.15399068]

>>15398831
if you give people democracy and they vote for authoritarians, what are you supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.15399151]

>>15393439
he is the king of all kings

[Anonymous No.15399175]

>>15399068
Maybe... just maybe, not to kill Socrates?

[Anonymous No.15399178]

>>15399175
but they voted for it

[Anonymous No.15399334]

>>15385047
The second one cant be real

[Anonymous No.15399340]

>>15385047
Now in the corner of a hallway there was a saucer of milk for the cat. "Milk is for the pussy, isn't it?" said Simone. "Do you dare me to sit in the saucer?"

"I dare you," I answered, almost breathless.

The day was extremely hot. Simone put the saucer on a small bench, planted herself before me, and, with her eyes fixed on me, she sat down without my being able to see her burning buttocks under the skirt, dipping into the cool milk. The blood shot to my head, and I stood before her awhile, immobile and trembling, as she eyed my stiff cock bulging in my trousers. Then I lay down at her feet without her stirring and for the first time, I saw her pink and dark flesh cooling in the white milk. We remained motionless, both of us equally overwhelmed…

[Anonymous No.15399379]

>>15390626

[Anonymous No.15399395]

>>15398808
The show was Orange County Choppers.
It was like a father/son company that made custom motorcycles but really the only reason people watched it was because the situation always devolved into screaming matches between the two

[Anonymous No.15399615]

/a/ is making fun of us again

[Anonymous No.15399802]

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[Anonymous No.15400866]

>>15398550
the very last panel makes this good

[Anonymous No.15400924]

>>15399615
Oh no not the autistic anime virgins, how will we ever recover.

[Anonymous No.15401028]

>>15384667
>The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly
That made me laugh but the rest is meh.

[Anonymous No.15401273]

>>15400924
I mean, at least they don't spam pepe/wojak

[Anonymous No.15401291]

>>15399615
>>15400924
Found you.

[OP No.15401348]

>>15384200
>the most significant English language play of the 20th century
>translated from French

[OP No.15401371]

>>15384696
never gets old

[Anonymous No.15401373]

>>15396637
Lost.

[Anonymous No.15401927]

>>15400924
As opposed to the autistic literary virgins?

[Anonymous No.15401958]

>>15384199
unreal how based this frog is

[Anonymous No.15403138]

>>15399615
Oh no. Not the anime lovers.

[Anonymous No.15403339]

>>15391458
ive been in neighborhoods like this before, this is incredibly accurate

[Anonymous No.15403404]

>>15384033
It's even better when you read Arabic.

[Anonymous No.15403431]

*dabs*

[Anonymous No.15403574]

>>15396637
every time i see the "DID 6IX9INE BREAK THE STREET CODE?!?!?!" version of this, it makes me crack up

[Anonymous No.15403611]

>>15387328
thanks for the autismo

[Anonymous No.15403630]

>>15397938
i like this one

[Anonymous No.15403796]

[Anonymous No.15403850]

>>15398550
i kek'd

[Anonymous No.15403910]

>>15385047
I never realized how brilliant he was

[Anonymous No.15403919]

>>15385047
autism is fucking dangerous.

[Anonymous No.15403923]

>>15383993
When does the humor happen?

[Anonymous No.15404269]

>>15384667
>and Kalki himself showed up and ended the Kali Yuga

[Anonymous No.15404282]

>>15385047
modern classic

[Anonymous No.15404358]

>>15399175
socrates had it coming

[Anonymous No.15404646]

>>15384568
I like Camus c:

[Anonymous No.15404760]

>>15387328
I see you autism, and call.
>giving birth yields life
Biologically speaking, DNA/RNA replication and cell division "yield" life. Metaphysically speaking, we have no idea where or when life begins or ends. The only people who believe birth has anything to do with it are luddites scared of science, and women desperate to claim power from men in the only way they can.
Giving birth has virtually nothing to do with life beyond freeing it from a cage that will eventually kill or deform it. A womb is nothing more than an advanced, organic petri dish, and the life growing in it proceeds regardless of the woman housing it unless she knowingly terminates it.

inb4 I'm some kind of misogynist because I don't buy the bullshit that women create life. Life happens whether women give a shit or do a damn thing or not - rape proves that. It's a cope women and society need so that animalistic, violent men aren't just killing them constantly.

[Anonymous No.15404825]

>>15401273
But anon, they do. They just supplement it with anime auxilery photos.

[Anonymous No.15404860]

>>15399068
Create representative democracy instead of direct democracy, because you know direct democracy leads to nothing but the tyranny of the majority and the temporary sensations and moods of zeitgeist and populism.

The problem is that you'll try to design it with the idea that only the best should be allowed to participate in politics, including a restricted electorate. Your buddy with fight you every step of the way, being an idealist to the end, so instead you'll wind up with a very broad electorate whose been told they should only vote for the most qualified individuals of the highest moral character for office, while at the same time convincing them they are all exceptional people for no other reason than they were born some where. Eventually, this will inevitably lead to your electorate being comprised of the entire population, which wouldn't be a problem, except that their undue sense of exceptionalism has led them all to believe they're truly great people, so they will elect representatives who are like them - representatives will primarily sell their candidacy on this regard, in fact. They will elect representatives just like them, and when their entire government is filled with jealous, fear-riddled, greedy, self-centered charlatans who are generally ignorant and unskilled, and then your electorate will bitch constantly about how much the government or rich people or society is fucking them while paying no attention at all to how much they are fucking themselves.

[Anonymous No.15405011]

>>15384667
>smirked quite Jewishly
I like this, I'm gonna use it in my non-earth fantasy setting.

[Anonymous No.15405017]

>>15387328
You forgot your trip, butterfly.

[Anonymous No.15405048]

>>15394354
Does anyone have the pic where Socrates calls Glaucon a stupid faggot?

[Anonymous No.15405101]

>>15403431
>that last post
R.I.P. Katie, I hope she finds happiness in this world.

[Anonymous No.15406662]

I repeat:
>>15389822

[Anonymous No.15406715]

>>15401291

[Anonymous No.15406731]

>>15389236
I don't understand this one. Can someone explain?

[Anonymous No.15406742]

>>15390626
What template is this again, I forgot.

[Anonymous No.15406837]

>>15389236
I think it's referencing instances where works that were intended to portray their protagonists in a negative light are instead seen as aspirational by some people (American Psycho and Fight Club come to mind) and then adding a layer of absurdity to the idea

[Anonymous No.15406841]

>>15406837
Meant to link >>15406731

[Anonymous No.15406911]

>>15399175
desu i would of voted to kill him as well after that bit about being grateful and buying him lunch.

[Anonymous No.15406916]

>>15403431
One of the greatest threads on 4chan ever.
I hope we can all find our Katie one day.

[Anonymous No.15406926]

>>15403431
Looks like her channel is still up actually, although she hasn't uploaded anything in almost a year
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmrscB5lMf-yaOiygC7WzTA

[Anonymous No.15408250]

>>15404358
How come the fucking wisest man under the sun may had it coming?

[Anonymous No.15408261]

>>15404860
In a representative democracy Socrates would be alive?

[Anonymous No.15408274]

>>15406715
Not funny under any definition of humor. Go samefag somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.15408279]

>>15408250
if hes so wise then how come he's dead?
checkmate

[Anonymous No.15408308]

>>15384568
I tried reading the Stranger and nothing interested me so I didn't read past a couple pages.

[Anonymous No.15408322]

>>15408279
Because democracy was a (((juden))) ploy to kill anybody that could oppose (((them)))

[Anonymous No.15409795]

>>15408274
Idk your continued accusation of me samefaging is kinda funny.

[Anonymous No.15409865]

>>15409795
And because it's funny it's pertinent to this thread, while you are pertinent to reddit.

[Anonymous No.15410088]

>>15397985
Drac is a Jew should be auth right

[Anonymous No.15410123]

>>15408322
not so wise now mr so-called-crates

[Anonymous No.15410163]

>>15409865
My dick is pertinent to your mom's asshole.

[Anonymous No.15410191]

>>15390174
You'd think if he was going to fellate himself so much he'd switch to first person.

[Anonymous No.15410265]

>>15391477
That's the only book of Guenon's I actually want to read.

>>15393082
>>15384068
It really depends on which book. Absalom is in fact garbage.

[Anonymous No.15410291]

>>15410191
Referring to yourself in the third person is one of the most self-fellating things you can do.

[Anonymous No.15410297]

>read iliad
>didn't realize tall aias is ajax the great

[Anonymous No.15410329]

>>15384667
nice

[Anonymous No.15410343]

>>15399340
bataille is gross

[Anonymous No.15410358]

>>15384667
autism

[Anonymous No.15410412]

>>15385712
House of Leaves 2.0

[Anonymous No.15411014]

>>15399615
i-is it over y-yet?

[Anonymous No.15411024]

>>15384033
What does it say?

[Anonymous No.15411027]

>>15401373
>those recommendations

[Anonymous No.15411209]

>the more naive and easily upset this girl reveals herself to be, the more i want to cum down her throat
might be the most quintessential 4chan post ive ever read

[Anonymous No.15412819]

>>15385337
If you got a child from getting kicked in the balls then there's a reason to do it again, pretty shitty thinking imo

[Anonymous No.15412953]

>>15406841
no its the school shooter

[Anonymous No.15412963]

>>15408308
that was the pleb filter that blocked you, go to another board

[Anonymous No.15412997]

>>15399802
kek

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>>15385047
Is this legitimate?

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>>15392296
Based

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>>15408274

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>>15388583
He doesn't know to.

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>>15408308
I suppose it might be because your brain is too small to understand the complexities of human life, have you perhaps considered taking up an interest in something like brick laying or sports that require lower congestive ability?

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>>15388601
Good one

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[Anonymous No.15415232]

Aren't greed and sloth deadly sins?

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>>15393762
Is this pasta

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>>15387125
Because it’s as if the person who made that’s meme didn’t read the play...

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>>15384667
I love it.

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>>15414952
Redpil me on the land tax. Is georgism similiar to feudal production mode, or roman colonate but working in the modern, centralized and democratic state? Books on the subject and critque of it?

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>>15415232
>Like Chesterton falling onto a sheet of tin.

Holy fuck, that's funny.

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>>15415232
The concept of mortal sins is heresy. All sin is equal in God's eye the bible makes that clear

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>>15414807
I find this not amusing yet slightly interesting.
5/10 good post, wrong thread.

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>>15385047
I love that so many anons (>>15399334, >>15413040) actually think that some of these are real. It's a real credit to the author.

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>>15390593
modern art is a psy-op to make academia inane and useless to anyone besides the jews. Take for example how this board is too stupid to understand normal distribution in every thread about IQ. Your argument are structured the same way academic non-arguments about modern art are

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>>15415850
>If any man see his brother sin a sin which is not unto death, he shall ask, and he shall give him life for them that sin not unto death. There is a sin unto death: I do not say that he shall pray for i. All unrighteousness is sin: and there is a sin not unto death. (1 John 5:16-17)
Not even Catholic and I don't accept their notion of mortal sin but it's plain from the Bible that there are sins unto death and sins not unto death and that not all sin is the same.

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>>15408261
No, Socrates is like, 3000 years dead or some shit. Also, I think our current state of representative democracy pretty much shows that - so long as you're popular - you'll get away with anything. He might have been alive in our representative democracy.

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>>15415264
No, it's fresh

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>>15411024
Another failed attempt by this unknown author to regulate the life of humankind... for the following reasons
1) The book lacks intellectualism and scientific content
For in this book the earth is not round and the sun orbits the earth and the mountains are pillars holding up the earth and the sky is "a preserved ceiling with no pillars" and frozen blood is a stage of fetal development and seminal fluid emerges from between the back and the chest, etc.
2) Many claims lacking evidence in logic and reason
3) Clearly stolen from pre-Islamic poetry
4) Promotes a spirit of barbarity in dealings with others
5) The book is a direct plagiarism
6) Either Allah or Muhammad are playing a strange game in this book as it's clear there is obscurity in the verses about the Companions and Imamate of the Ahlulbayt
7) The abrogating and abrogated verses in a "Heavenly Book" remind one of puberty
8) The author suffers from weak memory in regards to the issue of inheritance
9) Shameful mistakes in eloquence and meaning

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>>15384667
Exceedingly Based

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>>15393762
I only read the first sentence, but this is pretty funny.

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Does anybody have the screencap of the post where the Anon is trying to impress his cute manager at work, and he sees her reading Twilight, so he buys some hardcore werewolf erotica and reads it in front of her?

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>>15383993

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>>15415488
Land tax is just a shit tax alltogether. It's a wealth tax where the taxable sum is an aproximation and which has barely mechanics to make tax burden fall on those with an ability to pay.

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>>15408308
based, irl Meursault

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>>15415232
toooop kek

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>>15399615
I don't even think about them

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>>15391477
looks like somebody stitched together some woman’s legs, a man’s torso and a separate set of arms.

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>>15417264
kek

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>>15416066
As a living person Socrates would have been unpopular in any era.

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>>15414807
>Successful killer will spread
That's the most retarded shit I have ever seen
Evolution favours less lethal diseises because they don't kill their hosts fast enough to prevent the spread

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>>15403404
What is he saying? I've always wanted to know

[Anonymous No.15418477]

Ereader recommendations? I have gotten back into ebooks and am looking for an ereader recommendation. I would like something cheap that can be read in the dark and supports epub format. Currently I read off my phone, pic related.

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>>15418357
>Evolution favours less lethal diseises because they don't kill their hosts fast enough to prevent the spread

Which makes them more successful killers. Just not more effective in the individual case.

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>>15414956
Is this a reference to something or just one of those "describe a picture threads""

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>>15384667
Hylic BTFOd

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>>15417264
kek'd

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>>15417264
I came back to this thread to see if this was posted

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>>15420088
What does it mean?

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>>15420590
>are ya winning son
A popular attempt by dad to relate to son. It shows the inescapable boundaries between generations as the question itself does not really have an answer. But dad is making an attempt to do right so son has a choice, to lie (all dad wants to hear is an enthusiastic ‘im winning dad!’), reveal the harsh truth which is really no answer at all (‘kinda...not sure yet...it’s close...’), or admonish him for asking yet again (it is likely not the first time and if son feels he is going to lose then he may lash out and hurt dad, thereby revealing this boundary between their mindsets).

Yet the reaction we get is Kafka’s famous ‘vermin.’ It can mean many things. Is he throwing his hands up in the air because even as a transformed being the question still warrants his contempt? Is it a commentary on the obliviousness of dad, not even realizing what has happened to son? Is it a commentary on the nature of winning and gaming comparing it to the absurdity of this scene from Kafka?

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>>15390593
Emperors cloths

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>>15384284
Intellectually I agree with you but I mean.... C'mon man...I don't wanna have to do homework in my leisure time

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>>15420653
I thought it might be Kafka but I wasn't sure. Thank you for the eloquent explanation

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>>15385047
fucking oh my god

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>>15415488
Garbage. Any country where you have to pay tax to "own" property is a country where you in truth own nothing and merely lease your possessions from the government.

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>>15384033
ههههههههههههههههههههه

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>>15399175
>maybe, just maybe
Ducking kill your self you inconcise waffle

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>>15421023
i can't look at this wwithout thinking about THAT edit

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>>15384125
That's quite some food for thought

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>>15422211
the dialectic doesnt ask anyone to do anything

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>>15384667
But how does this deal with drug or illness induce hallucinations? It certainly is possible to seen an illusory snake in an empty room.

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>>15396637
This one made me laugh quite a bit

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>>15417693
Physiognomy is real.

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>>15399615
Where?

[Anonymous No.15422325]

>Lysidike took her ability to read his mind as a matter of course, but his converse power was still unsettling. Time was only Anaximander ever gleaned what she thought with any proficiency; but he deduced her nature from what his oily smarts told him was the nature of a person, and only sardonically hinted at his mastery. Tlexictli didn’t even have to puzzle to catch her straight away, so the privacy she took for a metaphysical given in her youth broke up, and she felt her disagreements with her husband as dumb sensory pressures, like heat or cold. Their cross-purposes weren’t any easier for their transparency, but there was nothing to worry over – they’d conducted business together before becoming sentimental.

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>>15422310
They had a thread about the /lit/ anime chart that was posted here recently. But it mostly consisted of people saying that the anime on the list was entry level and calling us plebs...

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>>15384199
unbelievably based

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>>15406837
>implying fight club isn't a how to guide
fucking wagie cuck

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>>15397938
i like -oomers no matter what people say

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>>15422211
>>/lit/thread/11851162

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>>15405048

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>>15414952
Minor quibble on the last bit. Georgism was the central pillar of Minsheng (the People’s Livelihood), the third of Sun Yat-sen’s Three Principles of the People. Since the Three Principles are the core of KMT ideology, that means that Chiang Kai-shek’s regime in China and Taiwan was at least partly founded on Georgism.
>>15421023
I see /his/ has decided to join the fun.

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Just rescued from an archived failed thread.
I expected more from y'all.

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>>15384068
Based retard

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>>15423805
Kek

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>>15423805
This is who I want to be

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>>15423805
amazing

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>>15383993

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>>15422246
those drugs and illnesses form the substratum for those hallucinations, but they are interior as opposed to being exterior like the rope

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>>15392531
>>15417693
its hilarious to see the lanky virgins here trying to insult his physique when theres literally nothing wrong with it. you can't see the top of his shoulders but already his body at the top of his pic is wider than his hips. he doesn't have girl hips. you are mistaking his bulging quads for hips. hips are a big higher up, virgins. he also has a thin waist, which is perfectly fine and many consider it aesthetic. thin waist alone isn't particularly feminine.

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>>15424405
It's hilarious to see leg skippers

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>>15416165

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>>15416165
Good work

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>>15424668
just his calves need work really. his legs are decently sized, though it looks like he hit his quads harder than the rest.