Hey Fags.

[Dantizzle Aleghrizzle. No.1538350]

So guys, how does it feel to know that your favorite poets are mere termites compared to me? I must contend that you are a rather sorry lot characterized by one thing : your (admittedly laughable) inability to produce anything of true, virtuous aesthetic power.
Pic Related : It's me, chilling.

[avs002 (youtube) No.1538680]

I didn't know that!

[Anonymous No.1538690]

>>1538350

This is a good idea, but I think it needs to be written in the "Hey Faggots," formula. You know the one.

[William Blake No.1538716]

I have been put in my place.

[No.1538738]

Woe is me!

You are the cancer that is killing /lit/, btw.

[None !4502598422 No.1538773]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Dante, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are deep, edgy, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass prose. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever written epic poetry? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the sex scenes in House of Leaves.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm known as il Sommo Poeta, and father of the Italian language. What arts do you practice, other than "major in a worthless subject"? I also got exiled from Florence, and have a banging hot love of my life (I saw her once; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just go to the fifth layer of hell. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my poetry about my bitch.

[Anonymous No.1538791]

>>1538773

Love it.

[Anonymous No.1538794]

>>1538773
5 star post, lol'd heartily.