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>reading book
>characters have sex
>I stop reading book
I can't read most post war literary novels on account of this affliction. Pynchon and Updike are both a no go.

>> No.15372456

>>15372453
why is that, anon? are you a virgin?

>> No.15372469

>>15372456
No, had sex with prostitutes. But spiritually, yes.

>> No.15372503

>>15372453
based incel. Me too.

>> No.15372506

>>15372469
I see. I'm a virgin, but I don't have problem with reading sex scenes although I prefer it when they simply omit the act like Hemingway in For Whom The Bell Tolls

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>>15372456
>error.... premise sex = bad nonsensical... sex.exe feel good, therefore it good..... computing..... analyzing.... if sex = bad, conclusion never had sex.

>> No.15372535

>>15372453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydrtF45-y-g

>> No.15372555

>>15372533
have sex

>> No.15372558

>>15372535
Vulgar, crude, worthless.

>> No.15372561

>>15372535
black women look like men

>> No.15372568

>>15372555
>error..... solution = sex therefore have sex.

>> No.15372573

>>15372555
shut up

>> No.15372576

>>15372533
why are you projecting so much? I clearly stated here >>15372506 that I'm a virgin

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15372590

>reading book
>characters have sex
>pp get hard and feel good
Thank you book

>> No.15372593

>>15372576
>>15372456
>>15372506
>virgin
The preferred nomenclature is "chaste".

>> No.15372597

>>15372469
I am actually the opposite. I've had sex spiritually but physically I'm still a "virgin".

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>>15372590
>he finds arousal pleasant in of itself

>> No.15372611

>>15372597
What does this mean, you drunkenly dry humped your oneitis?

>> No.15372613

>>15372607
Seriously, I never understood this. The only pleasure in the process is the brief moment a few seconds before and during orgasm. The rest is just a filthy mess, nothing pleasant about it.

>> No.15372633

>>15372613
Same. The orgasm and the refractory period are all I'm after, everything else is either uncomfortable or effort. A lot of the time, I'm after the refractory period more than the actual orgasm.

>> No.15372636

>>15372613
are you asexual?

>> No.15372656

>>15372576
>does not compute, I am, therefore, correct.
Pathetic NPC bugman. I've had multiple girlfriends and indeed have had intercourse. Sexual arousal does not belong in a book. It distracts from the purpose and intellectual elation.

>> No.15372664

>>15372611
I was loved by a girl for whom I could not get it up thanks to my crippling 6 hour porn binges. I told her about it and promised her to get clean and try again in 30 days but when the due day arrived I got cold feet and relapsed, making shitty excuses and completely cutting all contact with her.

>> No.15372667

>>15372656
I'm glad for you, no need to be a bully and meanie :(

>> No.15372670

>>15372656
I agree, I skip all sex scenes, unless it's a gritty genre like cyberpunk where the whole point is sex and violence.

>> No.15372684

>>15372664
I seriously do not understand these people who beat off 8 hours a day. I beat off once a day and am satisfied for 24 hours. These constant whacker-offers are another lifeform and have their own problems.

>> No.15372688

>>15372613
>>15372633
This is what happens when you watch too much porn and start treating arousal as a reminder to rub one out on your dopamine stick every few hours, instead of something to be directed towards your partner

>> No.15372702

>>15372688
I don't watch porn

>> No.15372703

>>15372453
Y-you can't read the Bible?

>> No.15372723

>>15372684
I never understood the people that cum more than once a day because my way of masturbating involves a constant edging for hours till I decide to cum to the most worthwhile thing.
This is insanely fun by the way, reason why I can't quit even when I have a potential partner.

>> No.15372743

>>15372684
Low t.

>> No.15372754

>>15372743
So your options are to beat of like an idiot or be an angry manlet gritting his teeth in roid rage all day.
I guess testosterone is really bad after all.

>> No.15372756

>>15372636
Pretty sure I'm attracted to women, although not as much as others.

>> No.15373014

>>15372703
I skip over any verse with the word "lay" in it.

>> No.15373032

>>15372453
Same. Sex scenes in TV shows make me want to die even more

>> No.15373142

>>15372561
Have sex

>> No.15373347

>>15372453
Is there a single work of high literature with anything explicit? The closest I can think of is Laclos and even that is almost entirely suggestive.

>> No.15373472

>>15373347
>high literature
Spook

>> No.15373586

>>15372453
I'm like 2/3rds into Mason and Dixon and not only is there no fucking or shit-eating thus far but one of the main characters is bound and determined not to fuck.

>> No.15373597

>>15373347
The Vedas discuss cumming in girls at length

>> No.15373785

>>15373586
>2/3rds into Mason and Dixon
Just you wait.

>> No.15373794

>book starts with a sex scene
>women that is having sex at the start slowly sees her life fall apart before finally committing suicide

Sometimes perseverance pays off, OP

>> No.15373803

>>15373794
Doesn't matter, she still had sex.

>> No.15374601

>>15372684
Actually I am the opposite. I beat off once to three times a week but its for an hour to five hours. I can go a whole week without it, but once I'm doing it I don't want to stop.