/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15367771]

When was the last time you read a really good greentext? I feel like people don't really write them anymore.

[Anonymous No.15367781]

Why is that girl standing so close to that raccoon?

[Anonymous No.15367797]

Here's a good one I remember from a while back

[Anonymous No.15367817]

why make a thoughtful post when i can just post a soijak and get the same number of (You)s?

[Anonymous No.15368292]

>>15367771

[Anonymous No.15368303]

>>15367771
I can't remember that last time.

[Anonymous No.15368316]

>>15367771
>Putting your basket on the oranges instead of on the ground
YOU'RE SQUASHING THE ORANGES, ASSHOLE

[Anonymous No.15368496]

>>15367781
That's a tanuki

[Anonymous No.15368510]

the classics writers have all died and so did the greentext writers

[Anonymous No.15368523]

>>15367771
schizoposts are the new hotness, greentext is old and busted.

[Anonymous No.15368551]

>>15367771
>be OP
>be a huge faggot
>kill yourself
>parents and all posters rejoice

Thought this was a pretty good one

[Anonymous No.15368591]

>>15368316
Having oranges in the cold section is retarded anyway, i'd squash those too.

[Anonymous No.15368616]

>>15368316
>>15368591
The basket is orange, I don't understand the problem.

[Anonymous No.15368635]

I love 4chan.

[Anonymous No.15368660]

>>15368635
Why don't you marry 4chan?

[Anonymous No.15368816]

This one was pretty good...
>Bare-breasted porn stars will walk through the street, offering to "Play with you" in VR. The actual nerve stimulation you feel through the wire in your spine will be carefully managed from a data-center near Laramie, Wyoming, for your optimal pleasure.

>Protesters will 3D print themselves into handcuffs to hang themselves from light poles as a form of ritualistic suicide for their pet cause. This will be livestreamed from head-mounted go-pros to show the police slicing through the wrists.

>Street meat vendors will sell you hand-made meat using genetic modification of cultured cells. Hand-grown shark fin fried in dodo fat will be popular among the survivors of the Second Depression.

>Mothers will turn over their children and cell-cultures at the age of three in communal indoctrination facilities. The tribes of old will return to raise them: monastic, wandering guilds and orders of educators, cooks, and priests will come to collect and raise the young as their own till they're old enough to serve the machines.

>Crime is down. War is unheard of. Micro-drones, each with fragmentation grenades, swarm the skies. No one dares step out of line, as if your threat score is high enough, they're programmed to go for the legs, disabling you for safe collection and questioning. People who opt out of society must pick the flecks of the discarded metal from their rice and sorghum

>Flesh-sex is rare, as country-specific strains of airborne HIV and water-contaminated with TB have ruined all who can't afford to get the lung replacements and have ended international travel. Most people just push each others Happy button, which helps distract from the confinement.

>When you break yours, it will be replaced for you. No need to fear for the future, anon.

[Anonymous No.15368831]

>>15368816
Boooring.

[Anonymous No.15368871]

They both have receding hairlines.

[Anonymous No.15370015]

>>15368871
literally barely makes a difference if you're already a goodlooking guy and/or chad

[Anonymous No.15370271]

Absolutely lost art form

[Anonymous No.15370314]

>>15368871
And yet they're both still sexy. Really makes you think.