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Anonymous Mon May 11 18:54:55 2020 No.15338270 [Reply] [Original]

>mfw anon honks a loud ahooga horn every time i mention feet during my live reading

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 20:22:27 2020 No.15339034 I would literally drink her piss reply if you would too

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 20:26:23 2020 No.15339055 >>15339034 sup

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 20:28:11 2020 No.15339065 >>15339034 Does it taste like Guinness?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 20:30:39 2020 No.15339078 >>15339065 no, like rancid del monte mixed fruit juice now imagine it steaming hot, pouring down her legs, splashing to the floor

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:23:13 2020 No.15339394 she's a 4 at best

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:36:44 2020 No.15339490 >>15339034 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:37:49 2020 No.15339502 >>15339490 I just want to feel something

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:39:18 2020 No.15339514 >>15339034 based, piss drinker here

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:58:23 2020 No.15340871 >>15338270 You people have no taste. She literally has the face of a 40 year old.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:30:59 2020 No.15341061 Rooney who

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:35:29 2020 No.15341085 >>15339034 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:48:16 2020 No.15341166 >>15339034 I too hope to become close to a smart sensual woman that way.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:50:24 2020 No.15341178 File: 14 KB, 200x232, thumb_sad-apu-36099617.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15339034 I wonder how many of us she has left unread. I just need my nutrients.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:57:57 2020 No.15341214 >>15339034 the post that saved /lit/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 06:28:55 2020 No.15342427 >>15339034 only if she's cucking me too

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 06:31:04 2020 No.15342438 >>15339034 No. I would like to squeeze her naked thighs between mine as I cry into her bosom.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 06:32:08 2020 No.15342444 File: 9 KB, 258x195, 1566461805533.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15339394 Nigger, so am I

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 06:36:09 2020 No.15342463 >>15338270 She'd make a decent Domina

Anonymous Tue May 12 06:51:15 2020 No.15342545

>>15338270
I've searched Sally Rooney's entire bibliography and found very scarce podal aesthetics. I think Ms. Rooney perceives her feet as asexual elements. Her feet, always shod, are there to extinguish cigarettes or to be self-stepped upon beneath a table in an act of self-regulation when an incel tells a bad joke

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 07:02:34 2020 No.15342590 File: 48 KB, 700x525, sadk-700x525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15342545 >or to be self-stepped upon beneath a table in an act of self-regulation when an incel tells a bad joke Why'd you have to go there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 07:05:08 2020 No.15342606 >>15338270 Would Sally Rooney make a good basement girl? I feel she'd be tough to tame.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 07:06:10 2020 No.15342610 >>15339034 Only if she's been drinking booze and crushing munchie boxes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 07:08:11 2020 No.15342618 >>15338270 >>15339034 >>15339055 >>15339065 >>15339078 >>15339502 >>15339514 >>15341178 >>15341166 >>15341214 >>15342427 >>15342438 >>15342444 >>15342463 >>15342545 >>15342590 >>15342610 Simps

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 07:09:49 2020 No.15342625 >>15342618 >jealous roast mad her HPV vaccine didn't give her Fearless Girl powers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 07:20:03 2020 No.15342676 >>15342618 Is this the souless bugman whose coming was foretold?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 10:09:17 2020 No.15343560 >>15342676 indeed it is

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 10:14:40 2020 No.15343592 >>15339034 Replying

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 10:37:38 2020 No.15343736 File: 127 KB, 1280x720, 1578452263338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 10:48:02 2020 No.15343801 >>15343560 I think you're a bit retarded, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 10:53:07 2020 No.15343845 >>15343801 indeed i am

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 11:44:07 2020 No.15344233 >>15342606 >not wanting to be Rooney's basement bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 12:01:59 2020 No.15344359 >>15338270 Mommy give me milkies.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 13:13:02 2020 No.15344984 >>15344359 no u can have mommy’s peepees tho. open wide

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 14:54:49 2020 No.15345917 >>15339514 it is indeed the based person's fetish

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:01:17 2020 No.15347133 nice to see that lit houses some true piss connoisseurs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:36:17 2020 No.15347491 File: 113 KB, 989x556, Sally-Rooney-credit-Jonny-L-Davies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15343736 jesus christ, let's post the most misleading author jacket covers with real pictures

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:38:22 2020 No.15347528 File: 2.05 MB, 1900x1425, jamison-recovering.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15347491

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:39:24 2020 No.15347542 File: 82 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15347528

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:40:39 2020 No.15347561 File: 115 KB, 800x991, Article_2437_franzen_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15347542

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:41:51 2020 No.15347572 File: 286 KB, 1259x1574, jonathan_franzen_at_the_brooklyn_book_festival.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15347561

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:41:57 2020 No.15347574 File: 51 KB, 622x622, VW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15347491 the original UFWAS ugly female writer angle shot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:44:59 2020 No.15347598 >>15347572 looks decent to me

Anonymous Tue May 12 17:45:02 2020 No.15347600

>>15347491
I'd put the differences down to makeup, camera angles, and a year or two of being on the road to give readings/interviews and just eating whatever you have while out and about. I'd assume some touch-ups on the book-jacket picture as well.

It is amazing how much a person's appearance can change in a year.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:50:29 2020 No.15347668 >>15347600 Well yeah, he's just saying that author covers are misleading and touched up to make the authors look like models

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:51:28 2020 No.15347679 >>15338270 i cant masturbate to anything else except the thought of her pale naked body. what should i do bros

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:58:07 2020 No.15347733 >>15347679 -grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 19:40:33 2020 No.15348667 >>15347491 roons is one of those ppl who look progressively worse the more makeup you cake on them

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 20:15:34 2020 No.15348989 >>15347679 Masturbate to her pale clothed body. https://vimeo.com/267383544

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 22:42:26 2020 No.15349906 >>15348989 >the hair >the turtleneck >the mannerisms aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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