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damn...

>> No.15326151

Up next: Nine Eleven round two?!

>> No.15326158

"For sale:
My dick. Never used."
Anonymous

>> No.15326192

I don't get it
Did he get the wrong size of shoes? I thought babies used one size fits all shoes

>> No.15326205

>>15326192
he's saying the bitch fucked up and miscarried

>> No.15326585

>>15326205
wow that makes sense

>> No.15326648

For sale: Gay Ass, $0

>> No.15326666
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>>15326127
"For sale: my virginity. Used"
- someone other than OP -

>> No.15326691

They read Émile and decided to let their baby live as nature intended - how nice : )

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>>15326127

>> No.15327635

Free: baby toys, disinfected.

>> No.15327656

>>15326127
For Sale:
A sturdy nigger. Good temperament.
Rarely whipped.

>> No.15327943

for sale: baby food, never eaten

>> No.15328079

>>15326127
For sale: Blow up doll, lightly used.

>> No.15328247

>>15326192
My interpretation is that they bought baby shoes then realized babies don't even walk, it's a global scam like the makeup industry. The only way they can recuperiate their loss is to take part in the scam that is in the laissez-faire market. It's a critique of capitalism.

>> No.15328256

>>15326158
kek

>> No.15328286

>>15328247
based academic

>> No.15328298

>>15326205
No he's saying the shoes are on sale, retard

>> No.15328301

Perhaps his baby was born with abnormally large feet and he had bought the shoes prior to conception and simply guessed the baby’s foot size like an idiot

>> No.15328419

>>15326127
Hemingway is good. He didn't actually write this story but he does have a talent for whittling things down until a very short description or narrative will show an artfulness that is not easy to replicate.

From In Our Time:
>They shot the six cabinet ministers at half-past six in the morning against the wall of a hospital. There were pools of water in the courtyard. There were wet dead leaves on the paving of the courtyard. It rained hard. All the shutters of the hospital were nailed shut. One of the ministers was sick with typhoid. Two soldiers carried him downstairs and out into the rain. They tried to hold him up against the wall but he sat down in a puddle of water. The other five stood very quietly against the wall. Finally the officer told the soldiers it was no good trying to make him stand up. When they fired the first volley he was sitting down in the water with his head on his knees.

>> No.15328537

>>15328419
This is good. I don't really like all the imitators of Hemingway who came up to try to fill his shoes, but damn, when he gets his style just right, it's very satisfying to fell the power between the lines of such simple words. For Whom the Bell Tolls is god-tier.

>> No.15328559

>>15326192
He’s saying that the baby turned about to be a pathetic hippie who went barefoot everywhere

>> No.15328593

For sale:
Tiger cage. Never broken.

>> No.15328600

>>15326192
>filtered by a 6 words story by Hemingway

>> No.15328647

>>15328298
FOR sale not ON sale you fucking retarded doublenigger

>> No.15328703

>>15328247
Fucking KEK

>> No.15328732

>>15326734
underrated

>> No.15328840

>>15328593
kek

>> No.15328939

>>15328419
This reads like something an autist would write and I don't mean it in a derogatory way. It literally reads like a sperg dabbling with fiction writing wtf

>> No.15328991

>>15326127
The baby died. Isn't that sad?

>> No.15329003

>>15328991
that depends. was it white?

>> No.15329734

>>15328939
Why do you say that? Because of the lack of emotion? The abundance of declarative sentences?

>> No.15329748

>>15328247
This is probably what Hemingway meant by this.
>>15326205
Consider getting tested for schizophrenia.

>> No.15329772

>>15326127
"For sale:
The (klikkaklakkaklaskaklopatzklatschabattacreppycrottygraddaghsemmihsammihnouithappluddyappladdypkonpkot!)"
J. Joyce

>> No.15329803

>>15328593
Yes

>> No.15329815

>>15329772
This one.

I would like to see where this one goes.

>> No.15329842

>>15328593
YES

>> No.15329858

>>15328593
PART TWO:

For sale:
Tiger in need of cage. Never broke out.

(this is the prelude to the seminary epic by Nael)

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>>15326127
>For sale: small condoms. Never used.

>> No.15329973

For sale: Gravity's Rainbow; excellent condition

>> No.15330041

>>15326127
“For sale:
Your mother. Heavily used.”
C. Thundercock

>> No.15330059

>>15326734
I don't get it

>> No.15330425

>>15328247
This is a redpill I didn’t know I needed.

>> No.15330444

For sale

>> No.15330457
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>>15326127
Brevity is also the soul of wit

>> No.15330699

>>15328247
>anti-capitalist malingering takes greater priority in your mind than the well-being of newborns
This is your brain on Marx, people

>> No.15331103

>>15328419
>>15328537
>>15328939
Hemingway started off as a newspaper writer which got him in the habit of keeping his language as efficient as possible to save valuable typing space, and just sort of rolled with it when the transitioned to prose.

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damn...

>> No.15331453

>>15326192
Not sad at all in modern times since people throw parties for abortions now

>> No.15331668

>>15330059
You need the bongos to play the game

>> No.15331682

>>15328247
absolutely based

>> No.15331792

>>15328247
incredibly based my god

>> No.15331822

>>15328247
Nice.

>> No.15332972

>>15329958
Who the fuck is going to buy used condoms?

>> No.15334149

>>15332972
me.

>> No.15334181

"For Sale,
One heart. Not working / For parts only."
T. Sadman1489

>> No.15334209

>>15326127
For Sneed
Feed, never Seeded

-Formerly Chuck

>> No.15334231

>>15332972
Sperm Banks.

>> No.15334276

Now Playing:

Stupid fools, Unlike me

>> No.15334353

>>15334149
How much do you pay and does the condom have to be used during sex with a woman?

>> No.15334379

is this loss?

>> No.15334400

>>15326158
The birth of a trannychad..

>> No.15335532

"For sale:
One bunny. Overfed."
—Tommy "Buck Teeth"

>> No.15336628

>>15335532
Oof. Something about this post is just... oof
Do you have autism?

>> No.15337442

>>15328419
Less can be more. I really like how he doesn't have to tell you how to feel.
Writers should always leave something to the imagination