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15318368 No.15318368 [Reply] [Original]

What the fuck is wrong with them? Are they a joke publisher?

>> No.15318409
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15318409

They scare the plebs away

>> No.15318427
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>>15318368
Nailed it

>> No.15318631

I only buy Illustrated Platinum Editions, sorry.

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>> No.15318743

>>15318720
This has to be a joke lmao

>> No.15318759

>>15318409
based

>> No.15318763
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>>15318720
what do you think the Ancient Greeks would have thought of Schwarzenegger

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>>15318368

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>>15318720
kek

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>>15318773

>> No.15318817

There are so many, and they're so bad.
http://wordsworthclassics.com/collections/classics

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>>15318817
WTF

>> No.15318853

>>15318850
that looks like gay erotica
straight up

>> No.15318908

I have about 5 wordsworths.
There is an equivalent to the wordsworth here in Brazil. They eventually improved the quality of the covers but some are quite funny.

>> No.15318924

My copy of Ulysses is Wordsworth, one of the very few with a decent cover. Bible-thin pages, garbage formatting, no headings, but it was $2 new so I can’t really complain

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>> No.15318938
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15318938

Their poetry series is comfy.

>> No.15318943

>>15318368

Truly this is a mystery. You could go with a blank black front with just the title on it and it would be a vast improvement, and you wouldn't have to commission an "artist" to make these covers. It has to be a joke of some sort

>> No.15318950
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15318950

this one always cracks me up

>> No.15319216
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15319216

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>> No.15319361

The covers are so hilariously shitty I want to buy a complete collection just to be ironic. What genius is this?

>> No.15319416

Seriously though is it worth buying these? they are like less than half the price of the penguin versions so should i get these in stead?

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>>15318368
P A T R I C I A N

>> No.15319453
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I assume that the reason most of their books have several different cover variants is because they just grab random artwork/stock photos from the Internet and then get copyright struck.

>> No.15319460
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15319460

I like them.

>> No.15319669

>>15318368
i'd watch this porno

>> No.15319761

What the

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>> No.15320125
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15320125

I was wondering what was wrong with my copy of moby dick.

>> No.15320254

>>15320125
Whale looks like it has down syndrome.

>> No.15320257

>>15318950
Best thing is that this is exactly what Candide should look like.

>> No.15320296

>>15319416
They’re fine for English works, the only real downside is that they’re ugly and use public domain translations for foreign stuff.
A lot of the covers really aren’t that bad, in those cases the price justifies it.

>> No.15320301

>>15318409
This one is really well done.

Well made.

>> No.15320814

>>15320254
g

>> No.15320841

I will never understand Wordsworth. Would it not be easier and even cheaper for them to just have plain covers featuring the author's, novel's and publisher's name?

>> No.15321615

>>15318950
kek is that the aztec calendar behind them?

>> No.15321644

>>15320841
Dumb covers catch the eye more

>> No.15321673

>>15318720
[Homosexual urge intensifies]

>> No.15321699

>>15320254
more like upside down syndrome

>> No.15321749
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15321749

>>15321699
Carlos!

>> No.15321764

>>15318938
Not bad

>> No.15321770

>>15320301
Agreed. Look at those margins. Fine meme craftsmanship.

>> No.15321798

>>15319216
This is actually based and good art though (even though the Native American depicted is from the wrong geographic area)

>> No.15321814
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15321814

Can't believe these covers are real.
Been kekking for 5 minutes straight in this thread.

>> No.15321833

>>15318929
kek this one is a beauty

>> No.15321857

>>15321814
hip-hop has pen & pixel
lit has wordsworth

>> No.15321870
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>>15318368
I like this one

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15321887

Found a new personal favorite

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>> No.15321927
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>>15321920

>> No.15322207

>>15318368
In all seriousness, I wonder how well they sell. Is there a method to their madness?

>> No.15322221

>>15322207
They sell huge amounts to used bookstores across the country.

The same reason Goodwill has cooking utensils.

>> No.15322230

>>15322207
They sell quite well in the UK. Especially their big poetry anthologies and big novels like Ulysses and all that.

>> No.15322235

>>15318409
>intros written by some guy he found in uni, paid in beer
Based

>> No.15322239

>>15321920
ah shit

>> No.15322275
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15322275

>I was waiting for you, big boy!!

>> No.15322283

>>15318943
>It has to be a joke of some sort
wow you're a genuis

>> No.15322301

>>15318409
kek also, I kid you not, they are the only publisher who sells William Wordsworth's entire collected poetry currently. Penguin and Oxford only sell sellected poems.

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>what kind of uncle Tom you want?
>just put one, who cares, all look the same
>k, here's a pic of an an hobo, some Photoshop and... VOILA!!!

>> No.15322330

>>15322324
That's a cabin alright.

>> No.15322350

>>15322324
he looks like an pretty old Mike Tyson

>> No.15322371

>>15322324
>an hobo

Is that not Morgan Freeman?

>> No.15322664

>>15318409
>penguin
>good translation

yikes

>> No.15322815

>>15318773
Doesn't even have the axe facing the correct way. So good hahaha

>> No.15323083
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>>15322324
I recognize that cabin.
https://forums.cgsociety.org/t/lighting-challenge-24-wip-the-cabin/1448762

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No one posting the GOAT

>> No.15323159
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>>15323146
Better quality

>> No.15324490

deserves a bump

>> No.15324512

>>15323159
9kb is a fitting size for that one

>> No.15324565

>>15321887
holy shit how can this be real

Wordsworth should just have solid colour covers with the title and author

>> No.15324568

Can someone make something like this but wordsworth

https://nullk.github.io/penguin.html

>> No.15324579

>>15322283

Are you saying that this company is deliberately hurting the quality of its product just for the sake of making "a joke"?

>> No.15324688

Genuinely feel like this says something about capitalism or just human society in general. This publisher is unwilling to spend any money on hiring a semi-competent graphic designer even when the low quality of the product should by all acounts hurt the sales. And at no point in the whole chain of manufacturing somebody looks at the product with a critical eye and thinks 'Wait, what the fuck are we doing? Maybe we should just ditch the illustrations if these are the best we can come up with'

>> No.15324695

>>15324688
Why hire a designer when you can just use public domain images like every other publisher?

>> No.15324712

>>15318817
when you look these you realise that most of the covers are *fine* for the books they represent. Just shitty photoshops of people on landscapes. It's when they apply that formula to serious texts that the dissonance becomes more noticeable and hilarious. I think its entirely unintentional, I think they just don't give a shit about representing the tone of the novel and this is what you end up with.

>> No.15324741

>>15318368
holy keks, I live in Poland and Wordsworth is the cheapest way here to get original English books (I don't read translations), their philosophy covers aren't that bad and it allows me to read Hume, Locke and Hobbes for a price of a Polish book

>> No.15324971
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>>15324695
It's strange because they use to do exactly that, their old covers looked good.

>> No.15325015

>>15318720
why is the parthenon blasting off

>> No.15325027

>>15321870
image looks like an ad for a PUA seminar

>> No.15325062

>>15318763
Given that he'd pass out in just an hour of wrestling due to dehydration, probably very little.

>> No.15325083

It weird since many of their books have normal ass covers. Either whoever they have in charge for novel covers is a retard or the greatest troll ever

>> No.15325897

>>15322815
what

>> No.15326621

>>15318409
absolutamente baseado

>> No.15326709

LAST CHANCE TO BUY SOME WORDWORTH CLASSICS
http://wordsworthclassics.com/collections/highlight/last-chance-to-buy

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>>15322207
In my experience, where they actually shine is with their poetry collections. Dirt cheap, but with pleasing covers.

It was common when I was at school about 10 years ago for the teacher to go on Amazon and buy the whole class a copy of whatever book we were going to read, and she'd get the Wordsworth obviously because they're stupidly cheap.

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15326759

You literally cannot get more based than this

>> No.15326776

>>15325897
He killed the old lady with the back of the axe. But he did kill Lisaveta with the blade.

>> No.15326799

>>15318908
I have L&PM's War and Peace. Should I read it?

>> No.15326800
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15326800

>cheaper than Penguin
>most tasteful cover art of the three

>> No.15327337

>>15322207
>Is there a method to their madness?
When they started there was, as it was the only way for poorfags to have their own copy of a classic work. Nowadays you could just get a pdf, so not sure if it will last.

>> No.15327395

>>15318773
I'm cracking up. Copping a copy.

>> No.15327404

>>15318835
Looks like the cover of an airport romance novel

>> No.15327408

>>15327337
pdfs have been around since like the 90s and physical books still exist and the sales are as healthy as ever. there was even a boost in sales because of the covid-19.

>> No.15327587

>>15318427
Is this supposed to be Natasha?

>> No.15327602

>>15318767
This looks like a SFW porn edit

>> No.15327695

>>15321920
>U CAN'T BE SERIOUS
This is a good cover. Imagine preferring a cover with a blurb by some dumb critic.

>> No.15327714

>>15318409
INCREDIBLY BASED

>> No.15327803
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15327803

>Why yes, my library is composed exclusively of Wordsworth classics. How did you know?

>> No.15327823

>>15326759
w-why is he wearing eyeliner?

>> No.15327856

>>15327823
Greek Chad things, you wouldn't understand.

>> No.15327915

>>15326800
dangerously based

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>> No.15328068

>>15324741
Yep, I got Moby Dick for a few zlotys

>> No.15328127
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>>15320125
my moby dick is different, doesnt look as bad as yours

>> No.15328196

>>15327408
They were around, but most people didn't have the means to download and read them. Cheap paperbacks were the only option.

>> No.15328210

>>15328127
this but remove "moby" from the post

>> No.15328252
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15328252

Wordsworth is great if you're buying in English
>but the covers
Their covers are pretty dope these days. Check out pic attached, way better than the Penguin edition. Copped this for like £2, notes were helpful and it's got an intro from Tony Benn

>> No.15328454

>>15318773
absolute kino

>> No.15328475

>>15328127
I bought mine in 2016. I guess they updated it sometime

>> No.15328886
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15328886

>>15318409
>penguin
>looks good on a shelf
my nigga you wylin

>> No.15329894

>>15320125
>>15328127
Holy Shit, the execs at wordsworth are fucking genius. They change their covers so as to tell a story through them. The first cover has the whale leaping out of the water, the second one has it going in. Next edition will have a calm sea. It's fucking brilliant.

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>>15328252
Just now took a look. I agree
I prefer mine.

>> No.15330179

>>15329931
Penguins stay on top

>> No.15330586
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>>15326799
Well actually LPM pocket is pretty good compared with the one I was referring to: Martin Claret. Their recent covers have actually been pretty good.

Regarding you War and Peace, LPM's translations are actually good, so no reason not to read

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>>15318908
>>15326799
I have this horrible one Lol

>> No.15330646

>>15330632
LOL so funny!! XDD hahahahha

>> No.15330657

>>15318763
Roids didn't exist back then, so he wouldn't be Schwarzenegger as we know him.

>> No.15330671

>>15321927
This one is actually a good cover, given the book.

>> No.15330695

>>15330671
Is Pynchon really that bad ? I only read bad things about him, specially here

>> No.15330771
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These are the two I own, but I prefer the one on the right, looks like they’re about to try and kill Indiana Jones.

>> No.15331636

>>15330771
how's the poem layout in the left one? care to share a picture?

>> No.15331692

>>15324688
You buy the book for the literature not the cover. If anything it’s preferable to make it as cheap as possible.

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>>15331636

>> No.15331853

>>15318950
https://www.halloweencostumes.com/

>> No.15331858

>>15331695
Thanks, lad.

>> No.15331885

>>15325027
KEK

>> No.15331949
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>>15318368
>>15318720

>> No.15331951
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>>15331949

>> No.15332133

>>15318368
For the covers mostly they use royalty free images one can find for free on the Internet, and the written content itself is public domain

So none of the book costs money except the printing of it

>> No.15332226

>>15318850
>hey hey people

>> No.15333538

>>15318773
Thoughts?

>> No.15333594

>>15318427
ive got this one but also an older copy with what looks like napoleon on horse back for the cover

>> No.15333599

>>15330695
Pynchon is funny. He's a humorist. His jokes are just very smart. The cover is funny and ironic, so it's a good fit.

>> No.15333617

>>15322207
>>15322230
>>15327337
https://wordsworth-editions.com/collections/highlight/top-ten-bestsellers
if you look at their top 10 bestsellers u will see that most of these books are studied in uk secondary schools so its mostly students getting them and schools en masse to hand out

>> No.15333629

does anyone have the Blood Meridian one

>> No.15333646

>>15333617
So wordsworth is actually based to make classics available to everyone, very based

>> No.15333690

>>15330586
>>15330632
I somewhat like their covers in a kitsch way. They're bizarre but they are distinct.

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>> No.15333721

>>15333715
why don't they just use something like this instead of shitty covers ?

>> No.15333744

>>15330771
OHIO
H
I
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>> No.15333746

>>15322275
>>15322275
Is that the WTC going down?

>> No.15335380

>>15330695
Pynchon is good but he rambles like no tomorrow. There'll be a little exposition and then like a four page wall of text on the --mood--

>> No.15335488

>>15318835
Well, in this case they are fitting, basically some cheap soft porn.

>> No.15335516

>>15320254
spermwhales look like downies but are the most badass ones too

>> No.15335538

>>15322275
they all look like porn dvd covers or those deviantart erotic fanfics or something

>> No.15335548
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15335548

.
Hm

>> No.15335758

>>15333744
Sorry, Omaha.

>> No.15336158

They have their gems. I have the complete works of Synge. Good because it’s his Plays, poems, and prose altogether and still not bulky.
They do Chapman’s Homer.
Also the intro to the Decameron was pretty good. Written by some Irish prof. Made me actually like the book itself better than college did.

>> No.15337256

>>15327803
zozzle

>> No.15337269

>>15323159
I'll never understand why John Belushi is on that pendant.

>> No.15337282

>>15336158
How's Synge's work? I like Irish writers.

>> No.15337617

>>15321887
that's awful

>> No.15337741

>>15318368
There covers were not always that bad, what happened?

>> No.15337751

>>15319460
a nice cover? From Woodswordth? impossible.

>> No.15337790
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15337790

>>15318763
They would have viewed him as distorted. Their ideal was the Alexander statue, but even their images of Heracles are better proportioned.

>> No.15338174

>>15337282
Definitely read him if you’re into Irish lit. He was influenced by Yeats as far as an interest in the old pagan beliefs and peasants. And was an influence himself on Beckett as a playwright but not so much in terms of style (Synge’s plays are pretty straightforward) but for shaping Irish theatre. You can learn a lot about Ireland by reading Synge. Start with The Aron Islands, his travelogue/social study on the islands way out on the west coast. Then check out whatever plays catch your fancy. They’re all pretty short.

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>>15322275
is that fucking 9/11 in the background?

>> No.15338374

>>15332226
>sseth here

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>>15318763
They would probably favor the earlier bodybuilders before steroids and HGH became a big thing. A lot of them started in the circus as weightlifters or gymnasts, so they were well rounded athletes who just chose to spend some time building aesthetics as well. Not so different to an ancient Greek who went to the gymnasium every day.
A massive man wouldn't impress them unless he could use his size to work, wrestle and throw javelins. Function and beauty go together. Eugen Sandow (pic related) used to visit museums to measure the ancient statues and get the proportions. He would then use that as the benchmark for training his own body.
>>15337790
>Their ideal was the Alexander statue, but even their images of Heracles are better proportioned.
What do you think of the Hellenistic aesthetic? I always thought Laocoon is ideal, but there is something to be said for the bulkier arms on a lot of Heracles sculptures.

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>>15335538
Some of these works were the porn of their day, so it's a much more fitting cover in a way. A lot of people were initially opposed to the printing press as it allowed young people to access erotic fiction. Nothing has really changed, the technology just got better.

>> No.15339357

>>15326800
bland millenial color scheme

>> No.15339361

>>15339346
>the technology just got better
Something has changed then, dumb fuck. Are you saying technological progress doesn't make a qualitative difference?

>> No.15339371

>>15318368
All publishers are joke publishers.

>> No.15339372

>>15329894

repent

>> No.15339376

>>15339361
Yes I am, dumb fuck. They make a quantitative difference, not a qualitative difference.

>> No.15339383

>>15318409
FPBP
>>15339371
Except for Wordsworth. They are totally serious.

>> No.15339384

>>15339376
Are you saying high-definition hardcore porn isn't more damaging than an erotic fiction book?

>> No.15339433

>>15339384
More damaging = quantitative difference

>> No.15339458
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>>15318368
>>15318409

say what you will about Wordsworth but at least they never put out dreck like this

>> No.15339484

>>15318938
The only cover where they cared.

>> No.15339495
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15339495

>>15339371

>> No.15339520

>>15339357
Cringe

>> No.15339546

>>15339433
No it's not, think about it. A quantitative difference would be in the number of erotic books or porn videos being distributed.

>> No.15339585
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15339585

This fucking thread

>> No.15339623

>>15339546
That would not necessarily constitute a difference at all, unless each individual is actually consuming a larger quantity. Technology increases the efficiency of consumption, which is a quantitative difference.
Suppose it takes, for example, 20 erotic novels to cause the same change to your psyche as 1 hardcore porno. The technology of video recording has then brought quantitative change by a factor of 20. If the internet causes people to consume 100 times more porn, then that is a quantitative change by a factor of 100.
It's not a qualitative change unless you can prove that the new format affects you in a way that no amount of material in the old format ever could.

>> No.15339660

>>15339623
I was making a joke with the last post but it seems pretty obvious that no amount of erotica could fuck you up like watching today's porn everyday will. Actual visuals are much more powerful than some suggestive words helping you along with your imagination.

>> No.15339744

>>15339660
I never disputed that it would do that, only whether it is a difference in kind or a difference in degree. No amount of erotica would affect you the same way as watching porn every day, because there aren't enough hours in the day to read that much erotica. This does not prove that there is no amount of erotica that can cause the same effect as one porno.

>> No.15339792

>>15318817
>>15324712
I legitimately like all the Thomas Hardy covers.

>> No.15339797

>>15339744
>there aren't enough hours in the day to read that much erotica
It's practically a qualitative difference then, which is what matters to us.

>> No.15339916

>>15339797
No, it's still a change in quantity unless you can prove that it causes something to happen which never happened before on any scale. For example, a dock crane allows you to lift more weight than 100 of your ancestors, but the act of putting boxes onto ships would be entirely familiar to them. A nuclear reactor on the other hand allows you to transmute elements, which no amount of labor could achieve before.

>> No.15339982

>>15339916
No practically feasible amount of erotica will damage your dopamine receptors. Reading is something that affects the intellect, even if it's erotica, while images and videos are sensual.

>> No.15340024

>>15339982
>No practically feasible amount of erotica will damage your dopamine receptors.
Can you provide evidence for that?

>> No.15340060

>>15340024
Nope, I'm just making it up as I go.

>> No.15340275

>>15333617
>making the canon affordable for everyone
holy BASED

>> No.15340285

>>15339585
TOP KEK

>> No.15340293

>>15339792
those are nice, yes.

>> No.15340486

>>15323159
Are we not going to talk about the huge fucking roast pig in the background?

>> No.15340718

>>15323159
*yawn*

>> No.15341399

>>15318924

wtf so is mine. I thought that joyce just formatted it as such to up the confusion

>> No.15341433

>>15326800

only right answer. Best translations as well, best range of works, best prices too.

>> No.15341980

>>15339585
>brown bear

>> No.15342034

>>15339458
do not slander Morrissey

>> No.15342049
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15342049

This is pretty great too

>> No.15342053

>>15323159
this is so bad that it's good.

>> No.15342160

>>15322275
>9/11 in the background

lmaooooo

>> No.15342997
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>>15342053
they all are

>> No.15343094

>>15320125

Heh I have this disgrace in my bookshelf also.

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15343516

>>15333629

>> No.15343659

>>15318850
>ITGOESITGOESITGOES

>> No.15343675

>>15321870
this is the face of someone who is sick

>> No.15343677

>>15318773
JUST

>> No.15343680

>>15322207
they are the only cheap english books in serbia, 10 times more cheaper than penguin

>> No.15343731

>>15343516
10/10 would buy

>> No.15343778
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15343778

spook incoming

>> No.15344236

>>15343778
Holy shit use a spoiler tag next time. How come bookstores let this elephant foot in book form on their shelves? They wish all their customers suffer a heart failure?

>> No.15344249

>>15342034
He slanders himself enough already. Also on here it's libel.

>> No.15344354

>>15323146
Who's the woman in the back supposed to be? Also a roast chicken on the table?

>> No.15344363

>>15323159
Ironically this is like the one book where one of the more homoerotic pictures would have been more fitting.

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>> No.15345143
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15345143

The cover of the german version of 'heart of a dog'

>> No.15345743

>>15343659
kek

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Still one of the worst covers, and it's not a Wordsworth.

>> No.15345908
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15345908

>>15319460
>>15337751

I actually quite like this one

>> No.15345918

>>15321887
the anachronistic handgun just is the cherry on top

>> No.15347446

>>15345804
This can't be real

>> No.15347631

>>15343516
can't tell anymore which ones are real and which ones are photoshopped

>> No.15348304

>>15318943
deeply unbased this shit the pinnacle

>> No.15348316

>>15339458
Ah I don’t think you know the story about how this got published

>> No.15348359

>>15348316
Morrissey acted like a diva and forced Penguin to publish the book under the Penguin Classics collection or else no deal, right?

>> No.15348447

>>15318943
>Badly photo-shopped pictures
>Artist commission

>> No.15348730

>>15323159
>>15321887
>>15318720
>>15331949
These covers are profoundly based. They've got to be at least semi-ironic.

>> No.15349007

>>15322207
I bought huge numbers of them since I was very young as you used to get them for a pound each or something and the covers used to be absolutely fine with old paintings but I don't think I could bring myself to buy one of these things, I would have to rip the cover off to read it even if that's snobbery.

>> No.15349065

>>15318789
You made this, right?
... Right?

>> No.15349068

>>15333721
It might have honestly been a ploy to make their books a meme on social media and it doesn't matter if they hurt sales because they're the cheapest thing on the market anyway

>> No.15349210

>>15343516
>watermark on his face
I refuse to believe that even this one is a legit Wordsworth.

>> No.15349223
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15349223

Wew.

>> No.15349292

>>15339458
>The book is not divided into chapters, and its opening paragraph lasts four and a half pages.
>Morrissey writes in the book about two serious romantic relationships he has had with a woman and a man. In the days following the book's release, he issued a statement emphasising that he did not consider himself to be gay: "I am attracted to humans. But, of course, not many".
>Literary criticTerry Eagleton, inThe Guardianitself, wrote: "There is a relish and energy about its prose that undercuts his misanthropy. Its lyrical quality suggests that beneath the hard-bitten scoffer there lurks a romantic softie, while beneath that again lies a hard-bitten scoffer."
>Autobiographybecame the number one selling book in the UK upon release, setting a new first week sales record for a music autobiography.

>> No.15349527

>>15339274
>Eugen Sandow (pic related) used to visit museums to measure the ancient statues and get the proportions. He would then use that as the benchmark for training his own body.
Based and greek-pilled

>> No.15349577

>>15318908
>There is an equivalent to the wordsworth here in Brazil.
Which?

>> No.15349791

>>15345804
They did a similar contemporized thing with the ML version of Hadji Murat, except that had a dignified-looking Ichkerian soldier instead of a trashy Novorusskie.

>>15347446
Sadly it is. I got the Oxford edition so I wouldn't feel embarrassed reading it.

>> No.15349806

>>15318368
They resemble illustrations from older editions. The only offense is uncanny valley.

>> No.15349811

>>15324741
>holy keks, I live in Poland and Wordsworth is the cheapest way here to get original English books
>>15328068
Anons, you just teached me something.
I think now I'm gonna pick-up an edition of Moby Dick much sooner. These wordsworth editions are pretty affordable even overseas.

>> No.15349839

>>15321887
>2008 elementary-schooler facebook pfp

>> No.15349865

>>15343516
Ben garrison

>> No.15349913

>>15349811
Just buy used books. If you shop around or wait for a good bargain online you can get everything in a nice hardback that will outlast you for a few bucks. Paperbacks are even more dirt cheap and you can get ones from real publishers instead of this wordsworth shit

>> No.15350069
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>>15349913
kek

>> No.15350073

>>15321887
holy BASED

>> No.15350080

>>15349223
how can a book publisher be so impossibly based and give zero fucks?

>> No.15350110
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>>15349577
Imagine the surprise of the 11yr old boy who thought that this was Aquaman

>> No.15350119

>>15328886
least bad cover posted itt

>> No.15350123

>>15350119
pleb taste

>> No.15350131

>>15342049
"I draw yugioh cards and book covers"
The book is good though

>> No.15350141
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15350141

This thread surprised me because I was looking at my copy of Ulysses and thinking how much I liked the cover, so I googled it to realized there's an alternate cover. What's the story behind that

>> No.15350149

>>15345804
pewdiepie?

>> No.15350153
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Confessions

>> No.15350163
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15350163

>>15350141
My Ulysses is the second had no idea about the other 2

-moby dick

>> No.15350164

>>15350149
nah it's just some dude. the cover is 100% real btw

>> No.15350169
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15350169

Dorian Gray

>> No.15350171

>>15350163
I'm pretty sure the first two are just shitty compressed images of the same edition, it's the one I have too, the third one is the one I didn't know about, not sure why it exists

>> No.15350188

>>15350171
I guess they keep updating for the own morbid interests. I also own a Dubliners and a Portrait of the Artist, their covers are not that bad.

>> No.15350189
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15350189

>pls kill me

>> No.15350199

>>15321870
>I am a sick Chad, I am a spiteful Chad

>> No.15350203

>>15350141
Middle one is the current edition. First one was the previous one. And third one was from their (bigger) past meme days.

>> No.15350205

>>15350171
>>15350188
I just noticed that they do this with all their books, Dubliners has like 3 versions and Portrait of the artist has 2

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>

>> No.15350373

>>15350234
It looks like he’s sticking his whole hand through a hole in her dress

>> No.15350597

>>15318368
>>15350234
>>15333617
>>15333646
>>15340275
God hates me and birthed me into a poor family during the peak consoom era, products constantly vying for my attention screaming pick me and try me while I don't have any money. Some cheap paperbacks are affordable and I like reading real books. At least I can read English-language classics comfortably with no loss of experience (not gonna waste money on bad translations). Thank you, Wordsworth and Collins Classics.

>>15318943
>>15322283
>>15324579
It's more eye-catching than a plain cover and they don't have the means to design good eye-catching covers. That alone probably boosts profit. Visually, it also puts them more in the YA category. It's like the cheap version of nice-looking collectable covers that so many buy (and probably don't read or rather use as a display copy). The really 'out there' ones are either half-joking or the product of some random officeworker being forced to make them with their basic photoshop skills and no art skills. Then again, wouldn't the images be too expensive to buy the rights to? How did this come to be.

>> No.15350924

>>15350597
Signet and Dover are also good and on the same price range. They also offere some good translations.

>> No.15351103

>>15342049
Mystery Niggas

>> No.15351113

This thread is too based. I'm going to buy Wordsworth exclusively now. Check out my stacks in future threads, plebs.

>> No.15351144

>>15350189
This is too good, too based, too much I-dont-give-a-fuck. I gotta lie down.

>> No.15351158

>>15318950
Unironically fitting.

>> No.15351357

>>15349292
fucking based

>> No.15351374
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This is actually pretty nice

>> No.15351394
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15351394

>>15351374
I think most of the Virginia Woolf books look good too.

>> No.15351406

>>15318850
WE WUZ WITH THE ANGLOS

>>15318929
Dracula on drugs

>>15322324
That nigga from half life 2.

>>15339585
Is that a grizzly bear in the jungle?

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15352049

They used to have pretty kino covers, I don't know what happened

>> No.15352658

>>15345804
>with a car you can go anywhere you want

>> No.15352777

>>15352049
...both those books are set in the Yukon in the winter...

>> No.15352828

>>15319453
Is that Alf Garnet on the pony?

>> No.15352931

>>15352777
in person the colours are more faded, looks almost monochrome and more wintry

>> No.15353084

>>15318720
NGL....I love it

>> No.15353918

>>15318924
>Bible-thin pages
Sounds fine to me. Plenty of people keep their old bibles in good condition, so it should be possible.
Come to think of it, that would be a good test of character for a young person. Give them Wordsworth classics to read and see what condition they bring them back in. When they start showing proper care, then you can trust them with your more rare and expensive books.

>> No.15353930

>>15343675
and seducing his nurse

>> No.15353973

>>15348316
Something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VLaZHEBpUo

>> No.15354003
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15354003

>>15318943
>just the title
>an improvement
"no"

>> No.15354025

>>15349292
>The book is not divided into chapters, and its opening paragraph lasts four and a half pages.
So he went prog-rock.

>> No.15354098

>>15350069
Good point. Makes me think about all the library books I read as kid.

>> No.15354138
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15354138

>>15350080
Well the company was founded by pic related, so it makes sense.

>> No.15354152

>>15354138
absolute madman

>> No.15354195

>>15342049
i love me a good ghost story

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15354200

>>15345804
got this eternal classic too

>> No.15354201

>>15351113
>I'm going to buy Wordsworth exclusively now.
Could be a good long-term investment. Cheap things often go up in value, as most of them get destroyed and the product becomes rare. Papier mache antiques can be worth more than their wood equivalents, for example. If you buy a complete collection and keep them in good condition, your great-grandkids could inherit a treasure trove of antique books.

>> No.15354208

>>15345134
is that classic Paul Dano on the right?

>> No.15354488

>>15318929
>>15351406
Looks like Jaz Coleman after a bad night.

>> No.15354494

>>15352828
Kek

>> No.15354550

>>15349527
>Based and greek-pilled
So many were back then. Max Sick and Alexander Zass were mainly doing isometrics for strength and conditioning, but they still looked way more aesthetic than so many bodybuilders of today. Also they had the whole physical culture movement coming out of Germany.

>> No.15354565

>>15318773
no fucking way

>> No.15354569

>>15350110
It took me a second look to realize that was Leviathan. The Spanish makes it sound like a man who levitates things.

>> No.15354576

>>15354569
kek it's Portuguese, but yes.

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15354613

>>15354152
RIP Michael Traylor

>> No.15354615

>>15321814
Same here. These are fucking hysterical lol

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15354633

For me? It has to be Everyman's Library

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15354654

>you'll never live life like a character on a Wordsworth Classics cover

>> No.15354661

>>15354633
this is a comedy thread

>> No.15355663

>>15318368
Did they improve their covers? I bought three Wordsworth classics recently and their covers looked fine, nothing on the level of the shit displayed in this thread.

>> No.15355671

>>15355663
they are gradually improving, yes.

>> No.15355673

>>15318835
Is that Larkin love?

>> No.15355694

>>15355673
Coomer
also it doesn't look anything like her

>> No.15356743

Thank you all for the most BASED thread on /lit/ this year.

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>>15354613
Press F to pay respects.

>> No.15357353

>>15354576
Ah, I need to go back to school. Based cover all the same.

>> No.15357364

>>15355671
I hope they never make them look normie-tier. These are too funny to abandon.

>> No.15358017

>>15343659
GUILLOTINE

>> No.15358030

>>15357333
based trips
F

>> No.15358268

>>15350069
Once I was browsing through books at a thrift store and I found a condom wrapper used as a bookmark. If I remember right, it fell out on to the floor. Upon realizing what it was, I smoothly put it back into the book and stuffed the book back in to the shelf.

>> No.15358405

>>15358268
kek what the hell. do you remember what book was it?

>> No.15358508

>>15358405
No recollection.

>> No.15358809

>>15326799
no, buy the figueiredos' translation da companhia das letras

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>>15318368
wtf happened? I own a bunch of old Wordsworths and they look great, pic related is my favourite