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Lost his virginity to an older woman he liked to call mum

Incapable of not being a rude weirdo in social situations

Had 5 children, gave them all away soon after birth

Responded to critics who accused him of hating children by saying "What? just the other day I found a random little boy in the forest and we just started playing together, for ages, and it was awesome"

Ruined every alliance he ever had (with the exception of the woman whose 5 kids he spurned)

WHO ARE SOME WRITERS MORE AUTISTIC THAN JEAN JACQUES ROUSSEAU

>> No.15308775

>>15308762
There are none. Rousseau was the most based author to ever exist.

>> No.15308782

>>15308762
i dont see how any of that is autism.
it's just fucking rad.

>> No.15308784

>>15308762
based

>> No.15308795

>>15308762
I don’t think you understand what autism is

>> No.15308823

>>15308762
This is all Based

and Kant is

>> No.15308915

>>15308762
>Lost his virginity to an older woman he liked to call mum
not even gonna read the rest, this guy's based

>> No.15308968

>>15308795
No doubt about it. But I don't have another word. Cyclothymia?

>> No.15308982

Also unironically called himself the "most sociable and loving of humans"

>> No.15308992

>>15308823
Well don't leave me in suspense, anon

>> No.15309038

>>15308968
How about just douche? He was charismatic enough to (autistis are not charismatic) get noble ladies sleep with him then brag about it to their husbands. I think douche is the perfect word

>> No.15309053

>>15308762
To imagine that the nigga who started the Romantic movement in Europe was a heartless COOMer

>> No.15309056

>>15308762
the sole fact that he made Voltaire seethe makes him based in my book

>> No.15309082

>>15309053
He specifically target married women lul. The guy was a psycho

>> No.15309099

>>15309082
what's psycho about women's lib?
next you're gonna tell me not to eat the rich.

>> No.15309117

>>15308762
I always assume people who like Rousseau are fucking retard

>> No.15309123

>>15309099
He is like a male version of women who go around sleeping with married man more than just because of sex. Because they want to ruin their marriage. It was like that with this douche “philosopher” and nobels.

>> No.15309124

>>15308762
Absolutely Based

>> No.15309166

>>15308762
quite based

>> No.15309169

>>15308762
and if he was on his way to some woman he jacked off in the woods so he wouldnt feel the urge to fuck her

>> No.15309201
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15309201

>write an entire treatise on the education and raising of children
>sire 5 children and send them all off for other people to raise
Why was he such a hypocrite? How could you take a man seriously who don't even follow his own philosophy?

>> No.15309232

>>15309038
Was it really bragging or was it just a total lack of self awareness and zero understanding of social boundaries?

>> No.15309300

>>15308762
Didn't he nearly get jizzed on by an arab? And then he felt bad for not being capable of having gay sex with him.

>> No.15309306

>>15309232
Yes nobleman chased him for sleeping with their wife because he told them he slept with their wife. Stop excusing his douche behaviour by le autism xD

Also
>I’m sorry. I targeted so many married women but I had no idea they were not married every single time. Also I don’t know that I’m not supposed to sleep with married women. Oops

>> No.15309310

>>15308762

I'm still impressed he got a literal mummy gf

>> No.15309311

>>15309300
lmao, source?

>> No.15309367
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15309367

>>15309311
Leo Damrosch' fine biography, see pic related

>> No.15309376

>>15309306
Just look at op's pic. Smug motherfucker knew it and reveled in it.

>> No.15309632

>>15308762
wtf i thought rousseau was retarded before but OP makes him sound based maybe i should try reading what he wrote

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15309869

He also liked to dress in tradition Armenian clothing and composed music that was actually considered to be good and inspired Beethoven

>> No.15309889
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15309889

Descartes had a sex doll which he named after his daughter. What's more autistic than that?

>> No.15309905

>>15309889
>We are not told whether she put up a struggle
Cheeky cunt

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15309919

>>15309889
>tfw creepy frog passenger carries a large trunk everywhere
>tfw your curiosity is burning inside of you
>tfw you sneak into his room while he sleeps, take his trunk, open it
>tfw you discover a cumcovered wooden doll

>> No.15309928

>>15309889
imagine the fucking horror, imagine the smell.

>> No.15309999
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15309999

Kant was basically a robot.

>> No.15310024

>>15309889
>>15309919
>>15309928
nothing is suggestive of anything sexual you retards. grow up.

>> No.15310578

>>15309999
Nice quads, but yeah, Kant was autistic in a good way. He always stayed in Konigsberg despite being famous.

>> No.15310634

>Responded to critics who accused him of hating children by saying "What? just the other day I found a random little boy in the forest and we just started playing together, for ages, and it was awesome"

Kek

>> No.15311122

>>15309300
in the Confessions

>> No.15311665

>>15309999
CHECKED

also what book is that from? A Kant biography?