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You have just woken up next to the main character of the last book you read.

You are naked.

They have a creepy smile on their face.
Post ending in:
Odd numbers- they are naked.
Even numbers- they are clothed.

What is your reaction/what do you do?

>> No.1529974

Quite possibly one of the worst threads ever invented.

>> No.1530028

Napoleon from Animal Farm? eek.

>> No.1530037

Anna Karenina? schweet.

>> No.1530043

>>1530028
A clothed pig... make of that what you will.

>>1530037
Nude.

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1530044

My reaction would differ, depending on whether the main character was clothed or not, so I'm not sure what the point of this thread is...

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1530048

Odysseus??
Not sure what to think. Does that make me Calypso?

>> No.1530053

Dear god, please be odd. Regardless, Simone will remove her clothes very soon. We'll stay out all night in an impetuous life of bliss and debauchery. God this will be fun.

Screw you if you don't think Simone was the main character of The Story of the Eye.

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1530056

HARRY POTTER

>> No.1530065

Well, I think I can take most of those girls but Envy Adams is gonna curbstomp me

>> No.1530072

Huck Finn

I'm going to be arrested

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1530073

No wonder you don't love Ophelia!

>> No.1530576

I'm not gay, but you could do worse than Westley. everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png

>> No.1530586

The Man from Mars.
It would be alright considering he doesn't understand shame.
But he may grok a wrongness in me and make me disappear, cause I like little girls ;_;

>> No.1530587

...Winston Smith?

Now Julia has another reason, eh?