/lit/ - Literature

[Mike !W48S2eY4nU No.1528702]

since my last thread got all fagged up by some dick named tom harper im starting a new one

post your faves itt

[Mike !W48S2eY4nU No.1528706]

lol pic unrelated again

[Tom Harper No.1528709]

The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
Now get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.1528713]

this isn't going down well mike. i'd give the ol' posting a rest for a while.

[Anonymous No.1528712]

Green Eggs and Ham

[Mike !W48S2eY4nU No.1528715]

>>1528709
lol what is it with u and kids books

lol are you some kind of pedo
>>1528713
what did i even do wrong i just came here to talk about books and i got all this shit

[Tom Harper No.1528717]

>>1528715
It's an allegory for communism you dolt.

[Mike !W48S2eY4nU No.1528720]

>>1528717
dude its a damn picture book if i wanted to talk about that shit id talk to my little bro lol

[Stagolee !0Pey/QLK3E No.1528724]

Yeah that guy's annoying as hell I blocked him

[Mike !W48S2eY4nU No.1528726]

dude why what the fuck did i even do?

[Tom Harper No.1528729]

>>1528726
You posted.

[Mike !W48S2eY4nU No.1528731]

>>1528729
posted what i just wanted to have a nice thread about books because i like to read what the fuck is so wrong with that

[Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva No.1528732]

>>1528724
>stagolee
>blocking other tripfags

[Anonymous No.1528736]

>>1528726
>why what

[Mike !W48S2eY4nU No.1528741]

>>1528736
oh sorry i missed a damn comma what are u the small dick police god dan post ur favorite books faggot

[Anonymous No.1528743]

>>1528732

[Anonymous No.1528757]

>>1528731
You're a tripfag not part of their circlejerk.

Ty, Truman, D&E, Brown Bear and Fabulous are all wank buddies. Oh and I think there was once some other guy who has apartment in his name. I don't know because I didn't pay attention. Ignore them. Or change trip and act like a fag, they like that.

[Mike !W48S2eY4nU No.1528760]

>>1528757
thats stupid but thanks man

[Tom Harper No.1528765]

>>1528757
Shitty Leith Apartment Fag is the one you are referring to.

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1528770]

>>1528757
>Ty, Truman, D&E, Brown Bear and Fabulous are all
wank buddies
I wish.... well not with bb or truman. they stink.

[Tom Harper No.1528773]

>>1528770
Fine Tybrax. Be a dick. I thought we had something together.
Did the day I visited you in Glasgow mean nothing?

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1528780]

>>1528765
i dont like him anymore because he likes football and engages in casual sex semi?regularly.

[Anonymous No.1528781]

>>1528741

[Deep&Edgy !pSkjEcB9sQ No.1528786]

could be worse he could be some stupid loser with 'penis' or some shit in his tripcode

[Shitty Leith Apartment Fag No.1528823]

>>1528780
>i dont like him anymore
Wh-why?
>because he likes football and engages in casual sex semi?regularly.

Oh. ;_;

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1528832]

>>1528823
it was never meant to be.

Mike dont worry im sort of 'a dick' sometimes on here but you sound ok if a bit innocent.

[Shitty Leith Apartment Fag No.1528856]

>>1528832
I can't believe you're such a bigot. Not all football fans are tracksuit wearing, casuals looking for a fight. And casual sex is fine, don't be such a prude.

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1530819]

>>1528770

:(

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1530841]

>>1528856
>noel fielding
the list goes on.....

and i didnt say anything about football fans being violent....

also casual sex infers you have over-confidence or possible sense of entitlement.

>>1530819
i h8 u

[Shitty Leith Apartment Fag No.1530852]

>>1530841
>also casual sex infers you have over-confidence or possible sense of entitlement.

Or casual sex means I lack the confidence in being a worthwhile partner I need to seek out alternatives.

It's cool though. We had a good run.

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1530857]

>>1530841

it's okay to be jealous of me.
going to sign up to a gym today ty, what are you doing?

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1530868]

>>1530852
nope. it means you feel the world loves you/you can trust the whole of it rather than just one person or a few. your reply sounds more like the excuse of thinking yourself above being with one person.

>>1530857
did an hour or so of cardio. going to dig into Descartes right now brah, you feeling me?

[Anonymous No.1530874]

why does /lit/ have so many people posting with trips and names?

[Anonymous No.1530891]

>>1530868
having casual sex means you enjoy sex. casually.

fuck you are a class a aspie

[Anonymous No.1530907]

>>1528757
every tripfag on this fucking board is horrible

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1530910]

>>1530868
>>1530868

I'm feelin you brah, gonna do about an hour or cardio and 30 mins of freeweights with my bro today. Then gonna bust out some Mary Shellys Frankenstien. Errybody mirin me

[Anonymous No.1530912]

>>1530891
But Ty aint had sexy time and so he gets annoyed at others. He seems to think people go out looking for casual sex when in reality it's jsut something that happens most of the time. You gou out, have a few drinks, meet a girl, go home. Boom goes the dynamite. Taxi.

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1530915]

>>1530891
>having casual sex means you enjoy sex. casually.
>murdering people just means you like to kill people. nothing big/other issues.
learn the definition of infer, top of the class.

[Anonymous No.1530920]

>>1530915
>he thinks you have issues if you enjoy having casual sexual intercourse!

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1530929]

>>1530920
dont use the word 'issues' to lessen my opinion. i only used 'issues' in the murder example because that in contrast is something the average person looks down on compared to what we're talking about.

refer to >>1530841
for the things i actually said it infers which most people wouldnt call 'issues'.

[Anonymous No.1530930]

>>1530920
It's weird and gross. You should be asexual it's the only way to not be gross.

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1530936]

>>1530929
*argument

[Anonymous No.1530942]

>>1530929
>also casual sex infers you have over-confidence or possible sense of entitlement.
>nope. it means you feel the world loves you/you can trust the whole of it rather than just one person or a few. your reply sounds more like the excuse of thinking yourself above being with one person.

refer to class A aspie

[Shitty Leith Apartment Fag No.1530952]

>>1528702
Can't we just have this thread die out?

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1530968]

>>1530942
prove me wrong